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Old 18-04-2018, 08:04 AM
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Girls between 20-30 seeming quite pleased if i give them a pleasant 'wow you are attractive' look and smile. Now they appear like they are thinking *steptoe voice* 'you dirty old man'

Still younger than Brad and Johnny little do they know.
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Old 18-04-2018, 08:19 AM
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Girls between 20-30 seeming quite pleased if i give them a pleasant 'wow you are attractive' look and smile. Now they appear like they are thinking *steptoe voice* 'you dirty old man'

Still younger than Brad and Johnny little do they know.
chronologically younger. Physically I am guessing not by the reactions.
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Old 18-04-2018, 08:34 AM
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chronologically younger. Physically I am guessing not by the reactions.


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Old 24-04-2018, 12:38 PM
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Old 24-04-2018, 07:45 PM
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Being able to phone a company and the phone is answered by a person, who puts you through to who you want without any fuss

Being able to walk on a pavement without having to worry about people too busy looking at their phones to look where they are going

Writing and receiving a hand written letter from a friend or family member

Saving up tokens from crisp packets or cereal boxes and sending off for some old tat
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Old 24-04-2018, 10:12 PM
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Wanting a bank loan and actually having to go into the branch and speak to a human being.
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Old 24-04-2018, 10:40 PM
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Having your dinner money shoved in your gloves that were attached to each other by elastic.
One Christmas our office gave each other daft but appropriate gifts. One guy was famed for leaving his gloves in any pub he entered.

Somebody made him a pair of leather gloves with a children style elastic strap, clearly taking the piss. The bloke was a good sport and threaded them up his jacket sleeves in front of everyone before we got down to some serious Christmas Eve drinking.

Several hours later he left the party in high spirits to catch the train to Glasgow, where he was spending Christmas with his family.

Speaking to him later, he managed to catch the train and get across London to Euston where he found himself busting for a piss. He apparently just made it into the toilets where he unzipped and closed his eyes in relief and, as the pressure eased, he opened his eyes to see he had filled his dangling right glove to the brim.
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Old 24-04-2018, 10:42 PM
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Watching the FA cup final every year on TV....
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Old 24-04-2018, 11:33 PM
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Turning on the TV in the evening knowing there'll be something worth watching that all the family will want to watch together.
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Old 24-04-2018, 11:52 PM
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Turning on the TV in the evening knowing there'll be something worth watching that all the family will want to watch together.
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Old 25-04-2018, 03:38 PM
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Turning on the TV in the evening knowing there'll be something worth watching that all the family will want to watch together.
Netflix, Amazon Prime etc
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Old 26-04-2018, 01:42 PM
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Brings back memories. My first day on a building site I was called John on four or five occasions by strangers. I honestly thought that they knew I was coming to the job and that my name was John. After a couple of days I wised up to the fact that everyone they didn't know was called John. A week or two in, I put it to the test myself by asking some old boy on the site, "have you the time John?"
Got a hostile glare and the response," my name aint fackin John you young c#nt."
Have you the time John?

How did you know my name was John?

I guessed it.

Well, you can guess the time then......
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Old 12-01-2019, 05:39 AM
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Do people still ask famous people for their autograph these days or has it been made totally redundant by the camera phone?
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Old 12-01-2019, 07:25 AM
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Do people still ask famous people for their autograph these days or has it been made totally redundant by the camera phone?
Only those who want to flog it after.
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Old 12-01-2019, 08:18 AM
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Do people still ask famous people for their autograph these days or has it been made totally redundant by the camera phone?
My 9 year old tends to ask his heroes to sign his Palace shirt AND then try and grab a photo
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Old 14-01-2019, 07:17 AM
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Hedgehog posted this up in LNC. Thought it would be appropriate for in here. Makes you feel sooo old.

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Old 14-01-2019, 07:30 AM
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