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Old 10-01-2019, 10:19 PM
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Things you can say during both football and sex

1. There goes the clean sheet
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Old 10-01-2019, 10:21 PM
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2. Man on.
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Old 10-01-2019, 10:23 PM
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3. He’s gone down too easily
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Old 10-01-2019, 10:23 PM
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He's followed through there - with intent.
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Old 10-01-2019, 10:24 PM
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Just smash it straight up the middle
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Old 10-01-2019, 10:25 PM
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It was always rising
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Keep your eyes on the big fella
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Old 10-01-2019, 10:26 PM
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She’s been caught napping
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Get back.
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He's gone in round the back without them even noticing
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Old 10-01-2019, 10:27 PM
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Back door.
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Old 10-01-2019, 10:27 PM
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Clean shot through a forest of legs.
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Give and go.
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He’s down in the box
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He’s fumbled it
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How much more of this rubbish
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That was a clear dive.
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I want my money back.
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Every hole's a goal
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Oh FFS.
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