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Old 19-01-2017, 01:35 PM
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Old 19-01-2017, 01:38 PM
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Old 19-01-2017, 01:38 PM
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Old 19-01-2017, 01:43 PM
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I get dodgy knees, so stretching them out makes a big difference, though only bother on long haul flights.
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Old 19-01-2017, 01:44 PM
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Old 19-01-2017, 01:49 PM
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The whole paradox of the roller coaster analogy annoys me. When you are going down on a roller coaster it is exciting. When you are going up on a rollercoaster it's boring as f*ck. How does that correlate to football?
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Old 19-01-2017, 02:31 PM
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It's the same in Bangkok when you're still drinking at 6 am on a street bar and these muppets trying to jog before they go to work coming huffing and puffing and giving you dirty looks for daring to be pissed at daylight. Seriously lighten up and chose a different route.
Lol, but the state of some of the punters at that time of day who have pulled an all nighter is also a sight to behold around Nana. Not that I'm a jogger. I get more affronted when a motorbike nearly runs me down on the pavement.
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Old 19-01-2017, 02:33 PM
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Old 19-01-2017, 02:41 PM
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People who make social calls on their mobile on the commute into work, there's a woman on my train who is on the phone every morning without fail - what can there possible be to talk about? read a book !
I don't understand these people. I don't even answer my phone if I'm on a train, I feel too self conscious and wouldn't want to get on my fellow commuters nerves.

My heart sinks when I'm sat on a carriage and someone near me decides to make a social call - I honestly think it's some sort of tick because it seems to be the same sort of person, i.e. if the person at the other end of the line has to finish the call before the person has got to their stop then they'll go through their phonebook and find someone else to call and whenever they get to their stop they'll then finish the call. I don't think they can make a train journey without being on the phone.
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Old 19-01-2017, 02:43 PM
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I don't understand these people. I don't even answer my phone if I'm on a train, I feel too self conscious and wouldn't want to get on my fellow commuters nerves.

My heart sinks when I'm sat on a carriage and someone near me decides to make a social call - I honestly think it's some sort of tick because it seems to be the same sort of person, i.e. if the person at the other end of the line has to finish the call before the person has got to their stop then they'll go through their phonebook and find someone else to call and whenever they get to their stop they'll then finish the call. I don't think they can make a train journey without being on the phone.
Start repeating everything they say on the phone back at them and with a devilish smirk on your face.
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Old 19-01-2017, 03:07 PM
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People who are shorter than 6'1" that sit in the bulkhead/emergency exit seats on planes. You don't need the extra leg room, go sit in a normal seat.
Pay the additional and sit where you want.. anyway if your so tall you may get stuck in the exit
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Old 19-01-2017, 03:13 PM
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Old 19-01-2017, 03:18 PM
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Older folks who go to a fast food place and few they need to take 100 serviettes because they are free.

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Russia demonization. Akin to 1930's Germany.

Who funds the anti russia propaganda site bellingcat? http://newsvideo.su/video/9455566
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Its 'man city' not 'city'. You arent from manchester.
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Old 19-01-2017, 06:10 PM
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Chalfonts mainly. The cream, it does nothing.
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