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BBS Virtual Town FC
Ok, following today's disastrous result I have taken over the helm at BBS Virual Town FC and have had a massive clear out which includes the whole squad, Warnock and Jordan ... starting from scratch I'm the newly appointed player manager, an aging centre back ... Squad places available for the next match away to QPR on Tuesday ..... also places available at the club from top to bottom so looking to recruit. Place your applications here and lets get going. I know and sense we could all do better
![]() UPDATE 26/11/09 - is it just coincidence that Palace have lost only once since this thread started???? ![]()
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Ethel, Irene, Betty, Shirley, Mabel, Doris, Lil, Ada, Ena, Rose and Freda from Bromley's W.I.
Sorted We'll win ![]()
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Tea and cake at half time?
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Fair do's. Every good centre back needs a partner and I'm happy to offer my services. I'm very much a number six, mind - at 5'10" I'm not the tallest guy around but I read the game superbly. Think Mel Blyth... I should really say I'm not, perhaps, quite as agile as I once was...
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Can I be the goalie please?
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Sorry, number 6 jersey taken but I can offer you the number 5? Your credentials seem suited to the team I want to build ...
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The number 1 jersey is handed to you fella ... We have a squad of three so far ... will be tight to get a team out on Tuesday at this rate ...
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Your winger is here
I have skill, a first touch and able to pass to someone wearing the same shirt. So more use than anyone else on the Palace team.I'm also happy to be the physio. I'll tell the players to get their arses off the floor and get them to carry on no matter the injury.
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Interesting, a player physio role .. not sure how that would work but I'm open to suggestions ... left or right winger?
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He could fill both roles.
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Spuff suggesting that I be the sandwich maker as well.
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I can play the 4 shirt role too (and right back) so I'll let you decide.
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Can I be in there? I'm particularly slow and generally crap - suggest "in the hole"
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Can I be the physio, please?
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Left back in the Clint Hill mould or holding midfielder, reporting for duty.
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Actually, can I be a striker, please?
I'm sure I could kick a ball into the goal. It's really not that difficult. ![]()
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I think I'm quite a handy right footed left back... though that's only because whenever I play football people say "next time that eddie guy should be left back at home because he's feckin useless"
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I'll grow a beard and develop an obstructive manner.
I will be managing the club's business affairs, and generally interfere in areas I know nothing about, during your period in administration. Oh, and I am genuinely left-footed, which means I get into any team by default, no matter how crap I am. Last edited by Stellavista : 13-09-2009 at 12:17 AM. |
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Can I be the administrator?
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Sorry, just winding you up
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