Case in point.

Take him in hand, Blind.

Oh do shut up, you unpatriotic hoop.

Static on clothes. Especially dressing gowns.

When you engage in conversation with someone about football and ask genuine questions about how their team are doing etc etc and then they don't even bother to ask who I support.

Flowery, but uneffective.

Davos

"Ineffective".

Me too. He's nothing but trouble.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ros_Wisher.png

He is In-exile. Just read the latter's posts in "the voice" and you'll see what I mean.

He gave me nightmares when I was young.

Especially when you think about what he's doing with his other hand.

Blimey, I always thought the daleks were saying 'Exterminate! Exterminate!', but after this revelation I'm wondering if it just rhymed with exterminate.

I wondered who would roll that one out first.....:)

Christine Lagarde.
Smug f*cker.

The Southern Drivers on the "Bastards" thread. Aside from their contempt for passengers (their customers), they appear to be completley brainwashed by their union and oblivious to the pain, suffering and damage they are causing to ordinary people every day. Instead they call people "scabs", regularly contradict themselves as to why they are striking (particularly when the reasons they give are pointed out to be illegal), and brag about depriving disabled customers of information and access to trains. They also revel in stories about animals etc they have killed. Wronguns of the highest order.

'levverage'

The price of Little Mix tickets.

Don't even want to get into my thoughts on Little Mix, but hopefully there will be some NFL fans on the BBS who remember their pre-Wembley game performance a few years back, who can appreciate my boos.

They are playing at Durham County Cricket Club in the summer....tickets went on sale yesterday. Lovely present for the other half (who is massively cool...apart from wanting to see Little Mix). Sold out already. £60 a ticket, minimum.

I wouldn't mind paying that if it was someone we both wanted to see. But £60 to just stand there and try to enjoy it by getting drunk at £5 a pint....

UPS... trying to deliver a package during the day that requires a signature... who's at home during the day.

What pisses me off is they usually come down our street after 5:00, but oh no not when it's a package for me... they come at 1 bloody 49!

Night workers ,the unemployed ,the retired , kids on holiday, Mrs KM this month . I could go on......:D

Can you move down please.

I'm six foot, 13 stone and not a total ****. I've moved down as far as I can. I can't evaporate.

People who dump their old Christmas trees on the pavement outside their house presumably expecting them to biodegrade into dust within a few hours. I've taken to chucking then back into the front gardens from where they probably came.

lol! :lux:

Should be called Trollster.

Care to explain why?

You neither work for Southern nor commute via Southern. You have no idea what it is like. If there are trolls on the thread, it is the likes of you, hull, keltic and Maz. You gang up on anyone that doesn't share your left wing, union-loving view. It is pathetic.

:p

Joggers who decide the best jogging route is down crowded roads like Tottenham Court Road and Oxford Street and then start huffing and puffing because you don't move out their way as they come hurtling towards you.

Its the same walking over London Bridge each morning. The east side is full of commuters heading north, and the west side of the bridge is almost empty. But joggers seem to love running on the east side and getting in everyone's way.

People who are shorter than 6'1" that sit in the bulkhead/emergency exit seats on planes. You don't need the extra leg room, go sit in a normal seat.

Cyclists who ignore the cycle lanes and take up the width of a car in the main road

:hi: Early bird catches the worm and all that...

I get dodgy knees, so stretching them out makes a big difference, though only bother on long haul flights.

Football fans 6'-1" or over who stand in my way while trying to watch football that I have paid to watch.

It's the same in Bangkok when you're still drinking at 6 am on a street bar and these muppets trying to jog before they go to work coming huffing and puffing and giving you dirty looks for daring to be pissed at daylight. Seriously lighten up and chose a different route.

We are doing you a favour making you miss most of the game

Older folks who go to a fast food place and few they need to take 100 serviettes because they are free.

You know the type.

Listen you never know when you might need them.:D

Commuters who dont get their ticket out until they get to the barrier, and then cant find it. Argh!

Engaging in conversation with work colleague about football then realising they known sod all about football and forever afterwards them stopping me and talking shite

'Prolly' instead of 'probably'.
What's wrong with you?

People who make social calls on their mobile on the commute into work, there's a woman on my train who is on the phone every morning without fail - what can there possible be to talk about? read a book !

People who ring their other half/mum/etc on the train home to see their other half/mum/etc

I want to spit in their face.

Constantly being asked for feedback, I went to Karaoke Box in Birmingham on Friday, by 11am sat morning I had an email asking me to fill out a questionnaire.................

Whistling.

These in general...in plural :wallbash:

Other people whistling.

You get a pass because of your knees, but apologies in advance for the slightly grumpy look I will give you.

The phrase ' The Palace Rollercoaster'

The whole paradox of the roller coaster analogy annoys me. When you are going down on a roller coaster it is exciting. When you are going up on a rollercoaster it's boring as f*ck. How does that correlate to football? :supergrin:

Lol, but the state of some of the punters at that time of day who have pulled an all nighter is also a sight to behold around Nana. Not that I'm a jogger. I get more affronted when a motorbike nearly runs me down on the pavement.

Pissed twats moaning about trains late at night.

I don't understand these people. I don't even answer my phone if I'm on a train, I feel too self conscious and wouldn't want to get on my fellow commuters nerves.

My heart sinks when I'm sat on a carriage and someone near me decides to make a social call - I honestly think it's some sort of tick because it seems to be the same sort of person, i.e. if the person at the other end of the line has to finish the call before the person has got to their stop then they'll go through their phonebook and find someone else to call and whenever they get to their stop they'll then finish the call. I don't think they can make a train journey without being on the phone.

Start repeating everything they say on the phone back at them and with a devilish smirk on your face.

Pay the additional and sit where you want.. anyway if your so tall you may get stuck in the exit

Timothy Farron

In fairness they're not quite as annoying as people who take several plastic tea spoons......

And the ******* who stock up their work coffee station with sugars etc.:veryangry

We're going on holiday together? Where are we going? :lux:

Anyone and I mean anyone who tries to talk to me before i've had my first cup of tea and 9am

nobby stiles.

Concrete

You mean the Manc wanker or Chalfonts?

Chalfonts mainly. The cream, it does nothing.

You rubbing it in properly?

Probably not. I thought you just slapped it on. Thanks Dr Nipplechips.

Poor skintagain

I can picture the person saying this. Bastards.

Maz wanting me dead.....http://www.cpfc.org/forums/showthrea...=268574&page=4 :D

Just turned the TV over to see Coach Trip is back on. Except instead of a bunch of middle aged couples being bitchy over cheese making courses in Croatia, it's now full of the muscly tattooed v-neck tshirt wearing northern douchebags, ice gem haired queens pretending to be stupid for attention, and selfie taking scouse browed Essex WAG wannabes that seem to be rapidly filling up every program on every channel in the world ever. Brilliant.

Lucy bloody Worsely.

So, a mobile version of Big Brother then :D

Agree, it's not the same. Last series I reckon.

Are you offering?

:D

Hope nobody is having their lunch at this point.

Oh, yes ; her and her bloody Wussians.

I expressed no wish. Is that thread about wishing people dead? I think not.

Russell Howard. Unfunny gimpy little ******.

New series, after this one, already commissioned.

Oi! She's quite nice (in a bit of an odd way, admittedly...).

The amount of junk that gets through hotmail's spam filters.

Chocolate Bars being smaller

This, and Hotmail/Outlook in general now.

The ridiculous countdown clock on TV channels for the inauguration,and indeed the endless coverage of it,and also the fact it means Kay Burley is on TV again

Alan Shearer
Anthony Taylor

Stacey Dooley

I think she's kinda hot


oops

I meant Stacey Solomon

Stacey Solomon. She's got Roland Rats voice

Chocky, for being a selfish ****tard and going and dying on us, bloody ******* flid.

Rail replacement bus services!

People that refer to Palace as "my club"

eg. "I don't want those types at my club."

It's OUR club you selfish ******. It belongs to all of us.

Buying a new computer, and finding it's going to take a month of Sundays to get it all up and running how I want it.

Stupid ****s that think its acceptable to have a phone conversation on loudspeaker on a train... especially when it is only them and they aren't doing it for other people to talk too :veryangry

People who push for DOO on the railway instead of backing rail staff then complain when they see how it's going to be much much worse as a result.

Southern rail for saying it's the fault of the drivers striking for their appalling service. Then when there's no strikes they're running rail replacement busses meaning I'll have to drive to Palace as there isn't enough time and can't have a beer to numb the pain.

Leaving your van in for an MOT and service first thing and ringing for update 6 hours later and the MOT is still not done let alone the fuxking service!!! :veryangry

The use of the term reach out

Ha! Agreed!

The only people that should be doing that are the Four Tops!

Couldn't agree more. Where did that bollox come from?

Cringe when I see it in emails.

Posted that many months/pages ago on this thread and it still makes me want to retch out

Yanks

10 strong family groups at the Crazy Golf who have to play each hole in terminally slow individual order and must allow little Johnny to have 28 tries at each difficult shot whilst the people behind expire waiting.....

While we're at it .... use of the term 'Team England' or 'Team USA' etc etc We know they're a frigging team FFS.

The devaluation of the FA Cup in favour of a greed league we will never win. The first team needs more match sharpness and fitness to last 95 minutes, not less.

Adults on scooters (not the motorbike kind but they are annoying as well) nearly got hit by one of these tossers the other day, the guy was wearing a helmet what a tosser