Why dont they just use the cycle lanes, the cyclists certainly don't.

Do a google search and you will probably find some putting on their vag.

Really? Cool....back in a bit....

Disappointing.....maybe I should change my search parameters?

Back in a bit.......

My apologies

You big gay bear

Button fly jeans. WHY?!! I hate them!

Rush to the toilet desperate for a pee and then that sinking realisation that you've worn your pair of jeans with button flies not a zipper. Then have to do that dying for a pee dance while you unbutton - not easy under pressure - and release your member before it's too late.

Who thought button flies was a good idea? It's not as if it's a futile fashion statement or something cos you can't even see them. I've stopped buying them.

Was that some kind of role play exercise?

Donkey shit these days surely?

And where's my ******* peaches?

AfB got into all sorts of shit with PK for posting something similar. :eek:

You need a good pair - a button and a zip takes longer + the zips always break

:D

I'm not sure wtf that has to do with someone putting dog shit on their veg mind.

People that feel the need to speak all the way home on the phone, talking about what they had for lunch blah blah blah, when they're going to see the person in the next 20 mins. Urghh

Now you mention it, he did look a bit of a cycle path.

But he was gay.

I think I've done this one before... people on paddle boards. It must have something to do with the way you have to stand on them, all upright and erect (straight back not the other erect). It makes you look all self important and "look at me" like.

My biggest problem with them is I can't f'ing do it!

Shit. His wife must've been gutted. Didn't they have kids?

Wow!

But how long before one of those buttons ping off?

Donald Trump not being able to shut his mouth and bringing the Korean peninsula closer to nuclear war. Seoul looks a lot better without a nasty DPRK nuke in the middle of it

Martin Tyler's Agueroooooooo commentary.
'Drink it in'.

Shove it up your arse.

'I swear you'll never see anything like this again'

Good.

Kids schimds.......

the rags losing the title in the last minute? I could watch that again I reckon

Agreed. When they are new they are absolute bastards too

Buttons over a zip fly for me. Who on earth thought putting something with teeth so close to your nether regions could possibly be a good idea?

Blimey, 501's back in the 80's, the ladies loved em...ripping ya trousers open...quick BJ and then back into Heavens for the Bronski Beat encore.....

Downside of having a massive willy, i suppose.

Never been an issue for me. :sob:

You quite sure they were ladies? The venue and artist just causes a little shade of doubt!

They were very nice......and you just got whooshed, you sexy lump of man love. xxxx :love:

Neighbours' cats who come into your house, eat your food and then piss off the using bastards.

Damn. My concentration level was low due to wresting with the buttons on my leather shorts.

Neighbours cats that shit in my garden

I got the horn

Sky. Utterly dreadful organisation. Corrupted football with too much money and their overhyped nonsense. Ruined Formula 1 by taking it off free to air. And their broadband is useless, down for the second night in a row. Last night it was due to rats. Apparently fixed it. Clearly didn't do a very good job in fixing it.

Giroud's beard.

Any hole's a goal.

Is this where someone is supposed to call you a fagot and get banned?

(hypothetically speaking)

Maidstoned's a faggot lover

I am, there's a whole thread about how much I love a faggot.

Stupid people on planes. 2 lots of families travelling togeyjer whose lives are far too important to waste time waiting for suitcases at baagage reclaim so they all bring the biggest pull along cases they can get away with as hand luggage. Tjey they kuck off with the piir bloke at the airport when he tells them thete might not be room for all their cases in the storage lockers on the plane.

At least you've had a few beers to help with the stress :D

Microsoft Windows. I haven't had a Windows machine at home for 5-6 years, but had to get one in order to develop for Oculus Rift. It's just so shite and unreliable compared to Mac OS. I can go for months or even years without having to reboot my Macs, with Windows you're lucky if you can make it past the hour before something goes tits up.

:D

Pallet is right though, these knobbers with huge cases using them as hand luggage are a joke. The airlines have got policy arse about face, charge people for carry on luggage and make it free to put stuff in the hold....Easy Jet even offer to do it when you get to check in!

Is Oculus Rift some Eastern European war lord who wants to take over the world? Are you a Minion?

He's one of the Transformers you daft meatball

Slightly tired post.:D

Is it? Oh.....what does it turn into?

The BBC's obsession with Usain Bolt.

Bought a replacement filler valve for the toilet and installed it being very careful to follow the instructions after watching a couple of help videos on YouTube.

Turn the water on, and the water just runs and runs. After 3 attempts at making adjustments I convince myself it is defective. Pack it all up and trudge back to the hardware store to exchange it. Get home and install it exactly the same and it works just perfect.

So there was my morning shot... watch palace at 7:00am and still messing about with pluming at noon. A 15 minute job took me 2 hours.

You must have bad electricity. :D

Windows is pretty much OK and the Apple universe is truly the dark side.

Waking up and remembering yesterday. FFS

Yep

Welcome back Sunday morning shit feeling. It's usually 3ish before I start feeling better - usually because I'm on my second livener

More than annoyed about the crack head neighbours who attacked my brother's carer on Friday night, coupled with the deluge of homophobic abuse. Luckily caught on camera by others, and resulted in them getting nicked immediately. F*cking scum.

What horrible w*nkers. I hope your brothers carer is OK?

Nasty.

He's a strong lad, and gave as good as he got. He was more concerned about their pit bull running into their flat after the cats. Hopefully these arseholes will now be evicted. Not helpful when I've just come out of hospital and cared for brother is in hospital having just had a kidney removed.

Having left Italy yesterday,Italians.The rudest most ignorent,vainest,self loving wankers I have had the misspleasure to meet.Now in Split and they have got a real chip on there shoulder with tourists.
As for Snav ferries from Ancona to Split,don't do it.3rd world shipping company at best.






On a massive positive note,me VFR1200 is ticking like a clock after nearly 2000 miles at 30-40C,got to love a Big V Honda:D

Enjoyed the athletics but....
The USA won too many medals
And that fricking mascot Hero The Hedgehog

Seems a bit harsh on the French.

Just to clarify - do they hate tourists in Split too?

Lesson to be learned (and this is from a pro!) always plan for double the time to fix something and add in more time for running back and forth several times to the hardware store!

The worse bit was second guessing myself that I was doing something wrong.

The annoying bit (hence being in this thread) is the fact that I had not done anything wrong and it was a defective product.

This bad mood ain't going anywhere for sure :mad:

Elderly drivers; they're just a menace on the road. They all seem totally set in their ways and totally inflexible. They decide to do something and woe betide anyone that gets in their way - women pushing prams - whoever! 'I've decided I'm taking this manoeuvre and this is what i shall do!'.

For example: in a car park the other day looking for a space and I notice an elderly guy reversing out of his space. The thing is he hasn't even looked to see if anybody's there and had just made his mind up that he's coming out of his space regardless of what's around him. Came within inches of backing into me then glares at me like it was my fault.

Yesterday, on a motorway in the fast lane and car just ahead on inside lane just flings his car into the fast lane making me break hard. Once I got ahead of him, took a glance at him and there you go - elderly, rigid, obstinate old git!

Extend that to old people in general. Just been in waitrose and the elderly that were in there were rude and oblivious to anybody else. The majority also voted Brexit just to reinforce their selfishness

David Quantick

You just described driving in Spain.

Oi!! I resemble that!! :supergrin: (Except that I don't go to Waitrose - would need a bank loan. Ditto Marks & Spencer foodhall)

I am an elderly driver and while I agree with some of your comments I generally find that lots of middle aged drivers get in my way particularly on outside lanes on dual carriage ways and motorways. Drivers of all ages pull away from traffic lights too slowly.

Tail gaters tend to get pissed off with me though, because I take them down to a crawl.

Us old fogies do not pollute the air with crappy drum and bass either!:rolleyes:

The Splitters?

Bubbs, I've seen that car park scenario with oldies driving and expecting others to get out their way so many times.

We have relatives in Cornwall and they say many of the oldies down there continue to drive way beyond the age at which they are safe to do so, partly from necessity.

If you meet one on a narrow country lane, the majority will just stop and look at you, expecting you to do all the backing up even if the nearest passing place is behind them.

I've known people down there have to take car keys from elderly parents, because they keep self-certifying they're fit to drive, when they've sadly gone way past that.

Personally I'd support a re-test for the oldies, say 75/80+? I don't see what the problem is....if they pass, then that's fine. If they fail badly, then maybe it's time for them to stop and it's better to discover that before anyone is hurt.

I know someone whose dad has been diagnosed with early Alzheimers about 9 months ago. Cannot remember very recent conversations, feeds his dog all the time because he forgets he's already done it etc etc.
Yet the doctor says he is okay to drive. Madness.

Life.


Had a major dust up with some dickhead this evening. Cut me up on my bike. Propper scuffle on the A13.

Anyway, after he was chatting shit about reporting me to the police. Told him to **** off.

2 hours later, nursing a sore hand when the ******* old bill turn up at my house. Arsehole collapses.







Looking for a missing person........................



Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkk.

Have you not posted about this sort of thing before or have I got the wrong poster ?

"The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later"

Only one server on a busy Monday night - for shame.

What annoys me? MPS abusing the expenses they get. That Hunt who rhymes with c*** epitomises how f****** corrupt all these Spongers are. They, of all party allegiances, are immoral hypocritical shysters. Cut back public sector pay, cap benefits, whilst giving themselves massive pay rises and subsidising their ill gotten ill deserved pay by robbing the tax payer under the guise of business needs. 40k on a f****** bathroom. Can I have a grant please I need to redo mine....

I'm on holiday and the street vendors are selling "white lives don't matter" t-shirts
Yikes

Yeh.

Not an agressive person, btw.

There's alot of agressive mugs on the road though.

:)

The Big Bang theory. Mainly for how it portrays what it considers as 'nerds'. The guys in the show are good natured, intelligent but awkward, with a range of niche leisure interests. They aren't nerds, they are normal people - playing video games, reading comics and being interested in science isn't unusual any more. And they always end up with the pretty girl.

Real nerds are much scarier. They are the bottom feeders on 4chan, orchestrating online hate campaigns against women, hacking phones and distributing stolen naked pictures, the racist alt right, a bitter faceless army of trolls and dysfunctional teenagers empowered by social media. Don't see any of those sorts of guys on the show.

Disagree - nerds is much wider than your psychopathic description. In BBT they started off us nerds and then it all got very soppy, yanky 'friends' with girlfriends, marriage and babies. Always looking for the season finale moment of audience whooping and cheering.

In a million years Penny wouldn't have even dated Leonard let alone married him. She probably would have shagged him though for all of the 5 seconds it would have taken him to squirt.

Paw patrol - kids cartoons just aren't what they used to be

Oh Peter you have a lovely way with words :supergrin:

So he isn't David Niven then?
A small part of my love for the internet just died.
Sad.

Hes the drunk version.

I've only been drunk once this year. Ask CT. We're still recuperating spent brownie points.

Hmm but if it was for 6 months that counts as twice.

We'll be burning some more tomorrow night :p

But no happy hour pisco sours this time, ok?

Just sent an email in that regard.

7.30pm onwards Flannerys. Running for the metro before it closes - so not lethal.

Summer?

it's shit

This fat bitch on Channel 4 right now on How to get a council house? Ungrateful bint !!

Things that go viral then become "news".

I assume you are talking about that stupid piece on BBC news about some girl who got to sing? How was that news?

A Walnut Whip without the Walnut? WTF!

People who clap when planes land. Makes you want to scream.

I'm on holiday now, when we landed one bellend did this... no one else joined in... a bit like when you start a chant at palace, and no-one joins in.

I always try to do this, without being slapped by my wife.
She doesn't think it is as funny as i do. :lux:

Too many flights with 'third-world' passengers who do this, it is funny when they do it and i miss having fun.