Nope nothing but it’s really really irritating. Guess I’ll have to go to the docs and get an allergy jab or something to determine what it is. :mad:

You haven't recently started taking blood pressure medication have you? I'm pretty sure the side effects of one I take is very similar to having alleges/hay fever.

No science behind that assumption, I just seem to have the symptoms all year round these days since I started with the meds.

Check inside your nose for any growths. Not intending to panic, but even benign lumps can cause continued runny nose.

Ohhh god I hate getting old :(

Well over a year ago before I went on those.

I've got one on my septum - getting it checked out just in case. :(

Wife bought the tickets which were expensive enough, but apparently it is one of these sit down at a table places, and the ticket states, "You have to eat dinner, at a minimum of $25.00 per head". (Not included in the ticket price)

This is happening Saturday night, so I'll report in on Sunday... I really hope I'm going to be pleasantly surprised, but right now my expectations are pretty low... Now where is that Wilson Phillips CD...

Someday somebody's going make you wanna turn around and say goodbye.

Only one answer I’m afraid pal.

Get a cat. It won’t shit in your garden, it will shit in someone else’s and it will stop other cats shitting in your garden

A dogs not the answer. The cat will just scratch its eyes out and it will never catch it anyway.

HTH

Bloody profiteering bastards. I would say I was a lacto vegan kosher halal piscifruitarian and if they can’t accommodate your lifestyle choices they are racist and you should demand a refund. At least by doing this you will have some fun rather than the torture you are about to endure.

Until you live somewhere with straycats that want the cosy life and are forever leaving teritory markings which causes your own cats to fo the same.

How about mini land mines a couple of inches under the newly dug soil ? They scratch their hole and booom problem solved as the detritus would land in the cat owning neighbours garden.

Julie Walters. Can’t stand the unfunny bint. Only ever plays the same character and is treated as some thespian goddess. Please retire.

:)

Did you not cry with laughter when she spilled the tea in Acorn Antiques ?

Passed me by I’m afraid, I’ll have to check it out on catchup.

All pigs fed and ready to fly sir:p

The cost of razors. Why are they so expensive?

I do, they don't, they're not and mine don't either.

My dad used to put white pepper all over the garden.....that was fun.

Friend of mine spent hours sticking hundreds of toothpicks into his flower bed. No idea if it worked but it certainly looked interesting.

Until then baby,
Are you gonna let them hold you down?
And make you cry?

Maidstoned Eagle for impregnating me with a Wilson Phillips earworm when I have less than 6 hours sleep before the Spurs game

the dried up ******* roots on onions when you are trying to clean and chop them...what was god thinking of!!!

What a load of shit.

Hold on for one more day.

Sorry mate, there is no god.

I get those cheap razors in a bag of 10 or so. They work for me and are much cheaper than fancy blades

I agree - which is why I buy mine in Lidls these days. Just as good and 50% cheaper.

Relatively easy to keep the multiblades sharp. I use Mach 3, shave daily and they generally last at least a couple of months before I have to change it.

Sounds much like when I took Mrs Statto to see Kylie a few years ago

You see this is why this "concert" is wasted on me... All Maidstones one liners from their songs are whoosing me as I don't know their work.

Probably a good thing.

Weren't they one hit wonders over here ?

I'd be hard pressed to say they were even a one hit wonder over here, not that I understand what constitutes a hit anymore.

Case in point, the rap guy that just got killed in Los Angeles... personally had never heard of him, yet apparently he won a Grammy and sold a lot of records (or whatever it is you sell these days?).

Music is just so compartmentalized these days.

I googled.

Album chart positions 1990- 7, 1992- 6, 2004- 197, 2010 and 2012 didn't chart.

Singles: 6, 36, 42, 29, 18, 36.

And one of them got her lardydars out.

http://www.boobpedia.com/wiki/images...nie_Wilson.jpg

Well that throws a different light on the evening! :p

People who post crap song lyrics that have nothing to do with the thread.

Wrong forum?

Slightly interesting factoid- the Wilsons are Brian Wilson’s daughters and the Phillips is Michelle Phillips( of Mamas And Papas fame) daughter.

You don't find the lyrics to "Hold On" annoying?

Waking up at 5.45 to watch thar.

The two hours I lost listening to the game tonight.

Wasnt one of them being rogered by her old man...

Annoying that I found out the photo ^^^ is 16 years old... I've reverted back into my malaise about going.

Paying to go and see a play called “A comedy about a robbery” it wasn’t a comedy and it was certainly robbery. Walked out after 25 mins of torture.

Oxygen thieves on eBay,why the feck do they bid(and win) a ligit auction with no intention of paying. Utter feckshits:veryangry:veryangry

Probably their Ukrainian wives made them do it.

Some of the threads on General Palace Discussion- a gloves thread, really?!
And Roy and some of the players have multiple threads - couldn’t they be amalgamated?

At times, amalgamating threads can actually be counter productive.

Yes, having umpteen Roy Hodgson threads is a bit of a pain to keep up with, but if you continually chuck them all into one big melting pot then you run the risk of of dissipating the thoughts/observations of the OP of the new threads.

Keeping GPD tidy was something I always looked to try and do but it's very much a balancing act and I've no doubt that there were times when I probably didn't get it right.

******* racism in football. It’s 2019 ffs I thought this stuff was dead bar a few nutters on the fringes of society. WTF is the reason/excuse. It’s really really pissing me off. JUST **** OFF with it. Actually any Racism based around skin colour can **** off football or not.:veryangry:veryangry:veryangry

It should be free for everyone to breathe, not sold for profit on eBay

says the wight man eh?

?????
Sorry that’s gone right over my head

Come on, I don't want to have to tell you.

:D

So you're ok with racism based on nationality?

Amazon has a facility where it is possible for prospective purchasers of goods to post questions about them and hopefully receive answers before they buy.

Unfortunately, what Amazon does with the questions is punt them out by E-mail to any idiot they can find who happens to have bought the same item in the past. As a rule, the idiot doesn't know the answer so he replies to the E-mail with words to the effect of "F*** knows".

Amazon then post the E-mail verbatim to the product page which therefore fills up with answers to lots of the questions saying "F*** knows".

Of course many of the idiots don't know the answers but think they do, so they reply with some absolute bollocks which similarly appears on the product page.

This has been going on for years.

We went to this last night... I survived.

To be honest, it was a bit like karaoke night on a cruise ship or at Butlins. Kind of odd as they didn't have a band, but sang to taped music, which leads to my karaoke comment. Also they sang mostly covers to (understandably) Beach Boys and Mama's & Papa's songs, plus Abba, ELO and The Eagles. (I misunderstood the question from them about, "Are there any Eagles fans here tonight?" :rolleyes: )

Strange crowd with a lot of older people (we fit right in!). Oh and very odd having to eat dinner in cramped/dark conditions, which as expected wasn't very good.

Won't be in a rush to return to this venue.

Last thing... I kept getting the visual of the photo of Carnie Wilson ME posted with her babs out... I can safely say you wouldn't what to see a retake in 2019!

And religion.

Watford getting to the Cup Final

New towels are the modern day equivalent of Izal bog roll

Maybe he realises that the proper word for this is xenophobia?

Maybe you should realise I dont care?

******* wankers who get on rush hour trains and keep wearing their rucksacks.

Women who have those massive hand/shoulder bags that are so big they may as well be rucksacks.

Gareth Crooks.

AWB is in his team of the week - however according to Crooks, he made his debut against Fulham at the start of the season and (I quote) "this kid is made for Man Utd".
Tw@t.

That annoying bitch who does the Barclays advert and also the EE advert playing squash. How has that sour faced bitch got on TV

Old age - I hate having to shave my ears.

If you haven't already, invest in some nose-trimmers too :D

The fact that the Evening Standard either, has forgotten that it's supposed to be a London paper, or thinks that Watford is in London.

You know who the editor is, don't you?

:jerkit: (the editor, not you)

Going back to my youth iirc Watford were always covered by both the now merged papers

She’s the Poundland Miranda Hart

Dustmen. How difficult is it to leave the same bins outside the same houses they came from?

Impossible, it seems, despite the number painted on ours. And the trail of garbage they leave behind. And their inability to put the f*cking lids back on. Christmas tip? Jog on.

There’s no training is there? They just pick it up as they go along:D


Suit yourselves.

Don’t know if this is angry or sad. I’m on the ferry next to the soft play area where kids can go bananas. Two are but another 9 are sitting prodding phones or iPads.

Thats sad.

I don't know if this has been mentioned, but every (and I mean every) time I switch over to Sky Sports News, it's adverts.
I appreciate around the hour, quarter past and half hour marks it's a given, but at 5.18 pm? And then you have to sit through normal adverts (mainly gambling of course), sponsor of the programme adverts and then the "what's on Sky generally" adverts.
I know, I know - get rid of it, but the Mrs wants to keep it.

About the only place i haven't go unwanted hair growing. My head would be nice but too convenient .

Its bin a wheelie long time since I heard that joke.

People on the train having loud conversations and laughing - particularly when the conversation is actually funny. It's just not the done thing.

People in restaurants or pubs having a meal, several tables away from you...big booming voice so everyone can hear them. How can some people be so lacking in self awareness ?

Also, why don’t family members or friends tell them to tone it down a little ?

Being at work so severely hung over, I want to curl up into a ball and die.

Saves them from walking the streets all day though

Indeed, instead of participating in pointless activities online they should be out playing in the sunshine like u.....oh.

Putting ya wellies on to do some gardening, only to find a slug has made your welly its home for the night.

Yep, thats yakky. I once found a toad in me trainer. And more recently a blue plaster in a bread roll. That made me annoyed when Tesco's couldn't give monkey's when I took it back.

Par for the course round here.

I remember eating in my old local with a friend who discovered a box of Swan Vesta matches in his goulash. When he went to the bar to complain, the bar manager called the chef through who, on seeing the matches, grabbed them saying he wondered where they had gone and disappeared back into the kitchen. :D

Don't quite know why it annoys me , but people who put a space for comma's . Etc . My grammar ain't great , but I wonder how they got through years at School doing it ?

Prompted by Richard on the famous people thread . . .

You mean Americans, right?

Or Spanish

Amy Winehouse.

Or Londoners.

Mary Ann Hobbs’s voice on 6 Music. Awful !

Mr May: the silent git.

Yeah she should have kept her moralising to herself and left Benny Hill alone.

I would have kicked off big time.

If it’s been over a month have you gone back and claimed it?

Tesco blamed it on cuts

Ouch!