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Tonight it's Insurance companies and car breakdown services that can drop a renewal quote just by phoning them up. Why didn't they offer me the new quote in the first place?
Also people in supermarkets who can't be bothered to put back something they decide they don't want back to where it came from. Even more annoying is when its frozen goods just left on normal shelves. |
Airlines and their disgustingly blatant school holiday rip off prices. I found a 4* apartment on the Algarve for Oct half term for £350. The flights ? Just the £300. Each. Times 4.
******* parasites |
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Maybe he is one of them types that just have loads of bad luck/life choices ? |
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Rag jokes, now topped up with flour and damp patch hilarity. Pete, this isn’t you. :( |
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Waitrose staff will be limited to ten shots or fewer. |
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For those that haven't worked in a supermarket as you don't know how long its been out it inevitably gets chucked. Strangely always seemed to be chicken pieces from the chiller. |
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Went from very annoyed with Virgin East Coast trains to impressed in the space of 2 minutes.
Train back from Leeds to London was 10 mins late so it was touch and go if I'd make it to Doncaster in time for my connection to Retford. Literally got off at Doncaster as my connector was pulling out. Was in a filthy mood as full of man flu and missing that train meant an hour and 15 minute wait for the next one. Went to have a moan at the Virgin guy on the platform who said without hesitation, no problem I'll phone down to the taxi office and get you to retford straight away. I was in a cab within 2 minutes. |
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Perhaps it's Brexit and Austerity anxiety. I type a sick comment and I'm a psychopath. |
Adverts for console games that say in tiny tiny letters at the bottom of the screen "not actual game footage"
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Advertisement on youtube or any other social media channels.
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Transfer windows. Who benefits?
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Indecisive people.
About 3 months ago my boss talked about opening an office in another region but she was worried about staffing it. I volunteered my wife to move there (after discussions with her, of course!) and it all seemed good to go. But now my boss has decided she needs to get "buy-in" from a load of other people and needs my wife to go through a series of 4 individual interviews, all with people she already knows. The new office was supposed to start early next year, but my boss is now already talking about summer... meanwhile leaving us in limbo because she can't make a decision for herself. If it was me, I'd have packed up my bags and gone already. |
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The Harvest Festival leaflet from our local church which has a whole list of stuff it wants and then in big capitals
BUT NOT BAKED BEANS OR PASTA. Bit fvcking rude innit? |
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Would ever ever give my baked beans away.
Egg chips and beans for tea tonight B e a utiful |
People in my block of flats that have parcels delivered to them on a daily basis but are never in when they are delivered, so the couriers ring on everybody else's door bell.
Perhaps they would like to pay me for concierge services? |
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Only just found out but this term
" We are where we are", really gets me. What a dillusional piece of claptrap. |
British gas, want to deliver the new boiler straight away, but can't install it for almost three weeks!
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Supermarket checkout people who randomly pick items and scan them through, not the next one. I've put everything in packing order!!
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Carlton Palmer's new autobiography, It Is What It Is.
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Tell them to bugger off - a donation is a donation, regardless of the value.
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Idle wankers who complain that an office temp of 23C is 'too cold', so I have to sit in a temp of 29C breathing in hot air.
Get your lardy ass some exercise and improve your circulation! |
American tough-guy mate who can't handle his beer - last night went out & he said "only want a couple" then "I'm on a diet". Ignored him & we ended up staying out till 2am but he still only had 4. The whole point of drinking's to get pissed FFS!
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It might be worth you taking this further. |
Having students commentating on a 5-0 loss 5 days later.
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This semester I haven't mentioned my allegiance to any new students. I have avoided football as a discussion point generally.
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The hypocrisy of it makes me sick. |
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Unless you are poor yourself and value branded food is mostly what you have to buy in 'austerity' Britain. Then you'd have every right to feel insuslted by a bounce back. |
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There is nothing hypocritical about it - someone has made a donation and you want to judge because basically the money/gift wasn't split evenly enough in your opinion. Oh, and re charity shops - yes, I give away stuff that I no longer want or need... that's kind of the point - recycling goods that people don't use but might be of use to others. I buy stuff from charity shops, too, especially books. If it is broken or damaged, I'll still take it along and I'll ask the shop if they want it. You'd be amazed how many times they'll still take it as they can "do something with it", even if they can't sell it. |
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If I have £2- to spend on food to donate to a foodbank, would six packets of own brand pasta not be of more use than 2 packets of premium brand, posh pasta? |
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And that makes you sick?? Go choke on your prawn sandwich. |
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I'm sure you feel a great amount of satisfaction and pride when you tell all your friends how you presented some poor people with Fortnum and Masons Pate Foie Gras and lapsang souchong tea, all in a nice hamper one purchased from said emporium. |
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El sand pits?
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La arena de la arena
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Those dodgy looking camouflage skinny tracksuits,pwopper moody!!
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He can't see them to take them off.
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New-fangled tin openers. Fvck off.
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They are like Asians here. They buy the shirts of the successful teams or a team with a Chilean in it. |
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That my city is now chock full of c*nts, who claim to be Londoners, but probably come from Runcorn/Skegness/any of those shitty Home Counties. F*ck off back to your provincial shitholes.
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Camden Council. Tossers.
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Islington tree protection officers. Tossers.
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Mini cab drivers. All c*nts.
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Has someone taken a trip, via minicab, to the council offices to discuss trees?
Just a guess of course… |
Shitty private companies trying to sell their business mentoring programmes to state schools. F*ck off you parasites.
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Katie Hopkins trying to indoctrinate school kids.
If she comes near my kids' school she'll learn not to. |
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Will she be telling them about her public support for Adam Johnson during his trial? |
Sky Sports advertising that an event starts at a certain time, and 3 hours later it actually starts. Life is too short to listen to pundits.
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The Morrisons ad with idiots singing Elvis' Way Down
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You'll be bloody back on 'em soon enough :supergrin: |
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