The Lottery Show quizzes on the BBC.

Arsenal fans

The ones that go to matches all seem to be the same: 28-30 year old, manchild, a bit chubby, bearded twats

Robbie Savage, Robbie Savage's face, Robbie Savage's voice, Robbie Savage's hair. Oh and Gary Lineker

Sorry, I am one of those. 24 years in the airline industry does that to you!

It's funny because it's true. :)

The ones near us yesterday could have been Made In Chelsea, as it happens.

Jamie Foreman,loud and annoying.Terrible actor

Ray Winstone.

Thick, cockney, talentless 'actor'.

Vinny Jones 'Lite' - I can think of no bigger insult.

Think Winstone was fine in Sexy Beast and TV series Robin of Sherwood.However,he wasn't very good as Henry VIII on TV,him and Eric Bana must be the worst Henrys

But a shoo-in (however it's spelt) if they ever make a biopic of El Tel.

Ian Bell saying 'wait on'

Yup. Currently boring the bollocks off me.

The architects who designed Central Croydon.

In the name of being human why????

http://i.imgur.com/Uv5JRvtl.jpg

The Oscars.

Just a convention for narcissists.

Proof of a truly f**ked up world if ever I saw any.

100%

Had to turn breakfast TV off this morning. Sycophantic, pathetic people. Turns my stomach it does

An OK but self-indulgent in-joke beating a modern masterpiece to best film & best director.

Oscar Mike Golf! Sierra Tango Foxtrot Uniform! :D

Adverts on TV or radio
Half Time

Most awards ceremonies are like that. Arsekissing, self indulgent backslapping.

I thought it was just me.

Lima Oscar Lima

Discovering that my cunningly planned 5 day trip to France now clashes with the Man city game. Rats. Should have seen that fixture change coming

I'm planning to go to the ManUre game on my way to Barcelona in May... thanks for reminding me not to book anything until I know when the bloody kick off will be. Bloody ridiculous!

People who insist on using a coaster for a hot drink on either a manky table or a surface that would never "burn" with the colossal heat from a cup of coffee

1) Those modern soft close hinges that don't work, fall off or drop (or typically all of those)
2) Top Gear
3) Myleen Class

Tube announcements. "This is the westbound District Line to Wimbledon, the next station is Westminister."

Where have you found the second 'I' from???!

The Brits - what a pile of shite

Horses on the road, especially ones that are shitting as they trot along, or ones that are obviously really nervy around cars. Not the horses fault obviously. Well, except for the shitting. They should have gone to the loo before they set off.

Hair. It's really annoying the way it grows. One second you look alright, it's at a decent length and you can leave the house quite happily in the knowledge you look respectable, next second you're tucking it behind your ears, have random bits sticking out of the side and you have to go and sit for half an hour while someone asks you whether you're going on holiday this year. Why won't it just stop when it's ok?

Palpitations, cramp, clicking joints and all the stuff that reminds you you're not 18 and you're not bulletproof.

Good for the roses though :p

People who quote me £14 k for a new kitchen.

White goods and taps about £1k?

Oven a grand?

So that's £12k for some new cupboards then. (Soft close hinges natch Bryan).

Phew. No posts on this thread for 2 days I was beginning to think people were chilling out.

A Question Of Sport

What gave they done to this show? And who the **** ever told Matt Dawson he is funny because he evidently really believes it.

Bill Beaumont must be turning in his grave, and he's not even dead.

Conspiracy theories

Spent my afternoon reading a load of them. Not enough DMT in the world to come up with half this shit...

Cars that have their back- shelf full of fluffy toys .
Also cars that drive at below 20 because they have a over pampered dog on the back seat .

Cars that have 'Baby on board' signs on the back window. So What!

People holding their mobile phones in the air at gigs.

Or get pissed off if you spill the tea and stain the coaster.

My aunt had a downstairs toilet put in so that we (the less 'refined' arm of the family though, curiously, the much more highly educated) didn't sully the upstairs facilties. I pissed up the new toilet wall in appreciation, which I guess reinforces her point! :)

Civil servant 'facilitators' at funerals. It's like getting a robot to officiate.

Welcome to the real world... you have been watching too many make over shows that "do" a bathroom for about 2,500 UKP/$'s.

Can you elaborate?

Some on homes under a hammer do a whole house up for not much more than that :D

Conspiracy theorists. Mad as a bucket of frogs, the lot of 'em.

Overpriced and overated festivals.

Music artists like Noel Gallagher and Kasbian who spend half their lives slagging pop groups off. It makes them look less cool than the artists they are slagging off. It's pathetic!

And Fearne Cottons in general once again. **** off with your hashtags.....your in your 30's love.

:D

people who tuck cigarettes behind their ears. Don't know why it annoys me but it does.

Didn't know people still did this! We used to at school when we bought a packet of 10 between 5 of us and had one at breaktime and saved one for lunchtime. The idea was to see if you could get away with it without the teacher seeing or someone grassing you up. Cannot believe anyone over the age of 16 puts them behind their ears!

Cigarettes or Tampons?

People that feel the need to mention that they listened to certain bands/music artists before they became "big".

Mobility go carts or whatever they're called, too slow on the road, too fast on pavements, bloody annoying and driven by ignorant overweight lazy slobs who can't be arsed to walk round a shop.

PEOPLE WHO SEE WHITE AND ******* GOLD

Where do you put your cig for Ron then?

She's embarrassing. Desperate for attention, desperate to be liked. Trying so, so hard to stay relevant (she isn't).

TV shows that constantly remind you of what you've just watched. "Previously"
TV shows that constantly show you what you are going to be seeing "coming up"

people that hold their phone to the opposite ear!

People with childlike minds who try to engage in adult conversations. Should be seen and not heard.

That's for emergency services when attending an accident, incase the infant gets thrown from the vehicle

So does everybody takes the sticker out when the little one is not on board?

So annoying and obviously done to save money on filming costs .

Really?

I never knew that. That's ten years of head scratching sorted. :p

On the other hand the parents should be fined and charged with wasting police time if they are ever seen driving without a baby on board. Wankers.

Sorry.

When they state the value of peoples homes in the media , Very rarely does it have any relevance to the story in question .

:D

You don't annoy me mate.

People who are supposed to be impartial in positions of justice.

Slightly out of date, but the Brits and the communal arse licking that's involved. Only watched it for a few minutes and saw that **** James Bay get interviewed with Sam Smith on the same table. Was too much cringe and I had to turn it off, resulting in missing Madonna's tumble

"James Bay, you have recently been compared to some big names like Sam Smith, and two other ***** who also wear stupid hats, how does that make you feel?
"I'm so grateful to be just where I am today and I didn't think this would ever happen, so If I can achieve just a fraction of what those guys of achieved I will be forever grateful."

"Sam Smith, what advice can you give to James?"
"James doesn't need any advice from me, he is so talented and an amazing artist and I have no doubt he will go right to the top."

Does anyone in the music industry have any personality? Every interview is the same with everyone trying to sound so humble, boring as ****

on some US shows, if you remove those bits from a 30 minute episode, then the ad breaks, there is about 10 minutes of actual content...

Which is mainly shite anyway.:)

Whistling

Well it won't be onboard then will it?

'Grande' coffee in Starbucks, piss off, it's a medium.

People that hum to the office radio

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Lawyers/solicitors moaning that train drivers should work on Christmas Day when they work Mon-Fri 9-5.

Pubs that serve a casserole in a dish with a bit of puff pastry on the top and call it a pie.

'Flavour of the Month' stand up comedians who look like children's tv presenters and run around waving their arms about and making stupid faces. Russell Howard seemed to start this trend, and he's a gigantic bellend who is about as funny as shutting your finger in a door.

The art of delivery for these comedians is non-existent.

Stewart Lee does a great piece on this so-called 'observational comedy'.

This lawyer wished he worked only Mon-Fri 9-5....

I wish I could charge per quarter hour ;)

Ditto this train driver

Davina and all the other presenters without talent who shout to make introductions--just stop it.

Russell Howard is a tool, i also find his lanky arms very uneasy on the eye

good call, and Claudia Winkleman, how has she made a living?

Al Murray annoys me, 'haha look at me, I'm pretending to be working class, they like beer, laugh!' You are an elitist upper class nob. Rot.

By being Eve Pollard's daughter. Her step-father was a newspaper editor too.

Starbucks, full stop, a completely soulless place

I know it's not all of you :p

The sugar industry pumping it in industrial scales into anything they possibly can that can be ingested. And the authorities for not having the balls to stand upto it.

It's so that you can get away with parking in the mother & baby places at supermarkets.

Mini boxing gloves from the rear view mirror and a 'cage fighting club' sticker on the back window can also be added to ensure that your car doesn't get keyed, and giving you the ability to park pretty much wherever you like.

:vader:

Why are they in stupid fonts then and divvy pictures a lot of the time?? :rolleyes:

or a Jamaican flag.

The fact that you have cappuccino in your name and are replying to a post about Starbucks has made my day.

I also agree with you

People who really care whether a place that serves hot drinks has soul or not

There's a difference between having an opinion on whether it has soul and actually giving a toss about it

Can we add "Coffee snobs" to that?

I think there should be an 'overpriced' in there somewhere.......

People who go to Starbucks and think they are coffee snobs

There's probably a nice, small indie place down the road ffs, **** Charbucks

Ballbags, quim, custard piss flaps, bosoms, white wee wees.

When does a payable bill expire?

Fanny batter.

I find a sticker of Jedinak does much the same thing ..

Should be done under the trade description act. Not a pie unless it's completely encased in pastry. Also an 'open sandwich'. Putting something on a slice of bread is a cop out.

Exactly a pie is a pie. Not a dollop of shit with a slice of pastry on top. Lazy bastards.

What about cottage pies
no pastry at all?

Shepherds pie .. No pastry at all

People who post the same as someone else

People who post similar posts to those of others.

The paucity of naked Theresa May pictures on the interweb.

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/...14/07/may1.jpg