People who can't control their ******* dogs....whilst walking on a communal path between cyclists and walkers

Please include in that people that stop at the top/bottom of escalators after getting off to check their bags for goodness knows what or just dither around, rather than getting the hell out of the way of other people that are GETTING CARRIED STRAIGHT INTO YOU, YOU MORONS.

People walking towards you who, for absolutely no need at all, decide to now walk directly at you causing both of you to have to side step each other.

I like Gloria 😈

Cycling dogs on communal paths.

People who: (deep breath)

Wear a jacket with faded jeans- any bloke on a property programme
Wear brown shoes with dark trousers - Yes, you , Jeremy Kyle, YOU started this shlt.
Pedestrians who stop for no apparent reason in a doorway, blocking the entrance/exit.
Cyclists and Motorists who fail to realise that in car parks, side turnings and pathways the Pedestrian has priority. Even if they have a dog.
children who run amok in supermarkets and pubs,...."ahhh,...bless". No, kill the kids, then the parents,....slowly.
People who drive cars and don't use their indicators and expect you to know where they are going by telepathy. A slow death is too good for you.
Council officials who take bulging brown envelopes are consistently 'work from home'.
minority 'culture' being forced upon me. A yogurt has more culture.
old people. Do the decent thing and die.
kids. Go play on the motorway

Did I miss anyone ?

Brown shoes are perfectly acceptable with a navy suit.

Cycling dogs? Have you been on LSD? :p

People at the supermarket checkout who, once they have paid, and been handed tehir reciept, now feel the need to faff about with their purse, oput the change in teh correct compartment, change some coins around, fiddle with any notes, and put their loyalty card away. Taking 2-3 minutes to do all this whilst standing right in front of teh cashier stopping them from serving the next person.

Move the **** out of the way. NOW.

And also people doing this at cash points and ticket machines at train stations. If ever extreme violence is justified....

It's called "doing the dance"

I suspect he was fishing for this, but anyhow...

Gonzo's inability to press the "h" key before the "e" key. It's been going on for years now. Seriously, how difficult can it be??

Mondays.

My children.

My wife.

My job.

Anything I look at or read.

And then I have a cup of coffee and its all fine again.

Dilexi

Dyslix

Typing problems are no laughing matter! ;)

Uninterpretable dress codes.
I'm going to a function this month, where not one person I've spoken to, has any idea what they are supposed to wear.

Simple informative descriptions are like 'Black Tie' & 'Smart/casual' are gone; now you get descriptions like 'Dress to impress with a twist' or 'funky thread brights'.

Ridiculous.

It's obvious. Full Kit. :p

And further to this one, people at these new fangled self checkout registers who don't pack their bags as they are scanning things, instead pile all their items on top of the bags and have to fight through everything to pack their bags afterwards taking twice as long.

Girls that don't put out! :)

Lycra-clad cyclists on 4 grand Tour de France original bike who insist on riding on the 60MPH section of the A259 at night where there are no street lights with a single flashing red LED on the back despite there being a perfectly serviceable cycle lane 5 feet to the left.

People who don't indicate their turn-off at a roundabout and turn off at the junction before mine, meaning I have to wait even longer at the junction when I could have easily pulled out.

Microsoft loading progress bars that have no correlation to the actual time left to complete ANY action.

Wi-fi printers that cannot seem to reconnect to the router after being switched off, meaning you have to re-enter the details again every. Single. Time.

Dyson's lie about their vacuum cleaners never losing suction. Even after cleaning out all 34 filters.

My washing machine that beeps continuously when it has finished a cycle, but then continues to do a half spin every minute for the next half hour and won't let me get my clothes out.

The Red Bull F1 team.

My Xbox 360 optical disk drive not reading games properly without me having to tap the top while the disk is loaded.

Amen to that.

My back still hurting after 3 and a half weeks. Oh and the insurance deciding my surgeon dude costs more than they are prepared to pay.

Self-service checkouts. Full stop. :moo: And the way that electronic voice harangues you. Catapulting you headlong down the slippery slope.

Employ a few more checkout staff, rather than people trying to explain how the infernal things work (or don't). I want service! Perhaps I should collect my shopping from the store-room, save them having to bother to fill the shelves as well. Or maybe go to the depot - save them having to stock a store-room either.

People

Agreed.

The only thing wrong with public transport is the public.

To be honest the actual transport side of that is pretty terrible too in this country.

People who can't control thier children or just don't care what they are doing.
Barking the place not what dogs do.

Got to say I was on a train the other Sunday and a girl about 9 was using the luggage rack and the overhead rack as a gym and the mother said absolutely nothing. My 20 Year old daughter was with me and said had she done something like that when she was that age I would have got her to stop; I said I doubt whether you would have done it in the first place.

Kids running around screaming on buses/in shops etc do my head in

People talking about their children like they are interesting....It's almost as boring as hearing about your dog.

This.

Shooting is too good for them.

There's a massive supermarket near me that has those bloody things but they employ staff to do it for you (????).

The only real solution is to ban people from having kids in the first place.

People who have their mobile keypad noises turned right up like the fat c*nt sitting at the next table to me right now. Plop plop plop ding plop plop. You don't have to hear what you type and nobody else does either you fat wanker.

I wonder if Colin will park the bus against Liverpool.

[QUOTE=zaph_01;12066646]Lycra-clad cyclists on 4 grand Tour de France original bike who insist on riding on the 60MPH section of the A259 at night where there are no street lights with a single flashing red LED on the back despite there being a perfectly serviceable cycle lane 5 feet to the left.


I find a little side swipe of their back wheel with my front bumper helps their concentration and therefore raises their road awareness.

Will Ferrell has it sussed.
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People who watch their dog have a poo and NOT clear it up
People who think they are so special they dont need to indicate

Not knowing how to post a pictures big enough to see on here!

Lorries on the motorway

1) Go to Imgur
2) Click 'Upload Images' in the top left corner
3) Click 'browse your computer', find your image, double click on it
4) Click 'Start Upload'
5) When done, on the right next to your picture, you will see 6 different links
6) Select and copy the BBCode one (as shown below)

http://i.imgur.com/eGoO1hJ.png

7) Paste it into where you are making a post on the BBS

How do you do it from an iPad though?

Cheers :p

This doesn't annoy me

http://i.imgur.com/MLu966H.jpg

Da Naaaa

Thanks Dan

Rich people who think that the only reason people are living in poverty is because they aren't working hard enough.

I concur with lack of indicators on roundabout but also want to add sodding lorries that get in the outside lane of city ringroads or block the outer lane by sitting in middle of two lanes.
Also is it me or ambulances more of a liberty taking species than ever before, have to admit in getting sick of scattering all over the place....sometimes its bloody carnage in rush hour and usually means missing your turn to get through or out of junctions at least twice.

Why do Lorries try to overtake on the motorway when they are limited to almost the same speed? It's almost like they do it on purpose to piss off other motorists.

:D

I concur with lack of indicators on roundabouts but also want to add sodding great lorries that get in the outside lane of city ringroads or block the outer lane by sitting in middle of two lanes.
Also is it me or are ambulances more of a liberty taking species than ever before, have to admit I'm getting sick of scattering all over the place....sometimes its bloody carnage in rush hour and usually means missing your turn to get through or out of junctions at least twice.

The BBS background still having a 2 season out of date badge

Really very poor chaps. Very poor. Get in the now. Stop living in the past.

Oh and dogs that bark constantly. Of more over, their wankersville owners who do nothing cos 'it's just my ickle baby' and doesn't everyone else love doggy woggies. Right on my tits does that

Bloody android phones that don't do what computers do even though they're supposed to....ie editing your posts on the bbs.

Well hark at Jean Paul Sartre here.

People that use the word "banter" as an excuse for behaving like a wanker.

:D

Take people out of the equation and things would be much simpler and i would be less grumpy.

People who step out in front of you on the escalator and then dawdle should be gassed like badgers.

Prefixing stories/statements with So or You know what.

Having to show my boarding pass to buy a bottle of water at the airport.

People who wear hi-vis clothing when there's no real need.

Thank you very much. At last I got it to work thanks to you. Have some rep.

Wankers with golf umbrellas during morning rush hour. Its bad enough with all the malingering slow paced ***** with normal "brollies" without have these oversized things waved in your face whenever it rains.

Trains, and having to rely on other people to get me to places on time.

Blokes with umbrellas in general. Invest in a cap/hat or a hood.

Worse are the twunts who march along when it's stopped raining holding their massive umbrella horizontal so you might get a poke in the goolies if you're not paying attention. If that happens to me then the umbrella is getting inserted up their fundament, and then opened.

drum and bass---Jeez

Having to rely on other people in general

oh, oh, oh.........you can start to walk more ;)

It can be easily arranged for there to be 2 less people you have to rely on :p

When things don't do what their designed to do. JUST BLOODY WORK!!!!

Er, no they're not

People who 'walk' and text at the same time.

Wheel along bags/suitcases

Also applies to people, nearly always women, at cashpoints.

I've got three kids, but I agree. Hearing about other people's kids sends me into a coma.

soz

this

When people insist on talking about their dreams. Just sedate me or something, it has more or less the same effect

I just tap them on the shoulder, point to my bits, yell 'my crotch' and walk off.

I bet you do similar to women in nightclubs too. You filthy article.

:D

Those days are long gone.

People in shops tec who make you feel you are bothering them they have to serve you.

Waiting 6 months for a new car, it turns up today, Audi A4 Avant S line, looks the dogs. Drives like a dream. No sat nav despite this being ordered in June. Furious.

Oh and my central heating has packed up because the zone whatsit is knackered.

Great day. Off to the pub

Audi drivers.
People who boast about what car they drive.
Drink drivers.

People who think it's OK to walk down the middle of a residential road, especially late at night or early in the morning.

Not sure why they do this, you can almost understand it if the pavements are covered in solid ice, but that doesn't explain the other 360 or so days in the year that they do it.

People spitting, pissing or in some cases defacating in public areas, the dirty, filthy bastards.

Fly tippers and ignorant swine who eat and drink on public transport and then have the audacity to leave their rubbish and unwanted food on the seats.

Having to listen to Christmas songs in early November. I'm certain Christmas is actually meant to start on Christmas Eve at the earliest. How pissed off would you be if everybody kept reminding you of your 2015th Birthday two months before the bloody thing takes place.

Tradesman quotes given without VAT.

Must spread rep etc.

Ads selling crap while murdering classic punk era songs with shitty acoustic guitars and weedy girly vocals.

people who forward on an email and type..

fyi

EVERYTHING.

It's exhausting.

You rotten bastard

toilets in the Arthur
cyclists
Isis
drivers who sit in the middle lane of the motor way when the nearside lane is clear ,,learn to drive you twats
ppi cold calls
binge drinking friday night street yobs in all Uk towns

people who network to claim popularity and self importance = facebook

I'm on a roll ....

people who try to impose political views of what ever colour without reason often accompanied by a massive ego

The phrase, this is what we will all be wearing this season.
I will wear what the f..k i like, thanks:veryangry

Oh god yes.
Does my nut in.

Typing a really long list of things that annoy you and finding that you've been timed out before you've had a chance to post it.

Speaking with young person who has his/her ears filled with ipod plugs.
Just pay me the common courtesy of pulling them out while we discuss

Am I the only person left in the world who still honours punctuality as a concept?

probably

The oxygen stealers who inhabit the 'celebrity world.
The fact that that Bonfire Night has become Fireworks Fortnight

Definitely James Corden and that utter twat Louie Walsh.

A packet of crisps being a bag of air.

Fack me, and the twat leaves her car at the pump?

I actually reckon certain posties in short skirts etc might look pretty good! :cool:

Probably even yourself! Pic please!