Vegan-enablers.

Vegetables?

Maidstoned, so close enough.

Thats not very nice.

chateaufelcher?

Just joshing, you silly vegan sausage.

Only Connect is too plebby for him. He only watches highbrow classics like Lord of the Rings and Weird Science.

Bad spelling in thread titles that stay visible for years.

Wtf is only connect?

I feel left out

It features Victoria Coren-Mitchell's big old wobs. Used to be on BBC4 but got promoted to the second channel a few years ago.

But it seems to currently have a Spanish related question in each of the last few episodes which I've been getting.
Andalusia, Murcia, Valencia -- Catalunia - got that in two.

Linkee for intellechewels.

:frown:[QUOTE=Poacher;15542677]But it seems to currently have a Spanish related question in each of the last few episodes which I've been getting.
Andalusia, Murcia, Valencia -- Catalunia - got that in two.

:frown: I'm a real dumber at this, can't seem to get he hang of it. The panels usually look a bit smug though.

Guinea pigs in French are actually from India although they probably aren't from India either.
"Le cochon d'Inde (Cavia porcellus) est un rongeur de taille moyenne, appartenant à la famille des Caviidae et originaire d’Amérique Latine."
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People who pretend they are vegans only you catch them eating KFC.

It’s an projection and idealism rather than a personal dietary choice

Bloody French, you call chips fried apples.

And they call apples sky potatoes.

Tosun came from Turkey and he turned out to be a turkey.

No he wasn't. He might have worked out okay. Dodged a bullet regarding the fee, though.

Wasn't the twat that missed that crucial penalty vs Southampton from Turkey???? Zohar?

No Israel.

I thought they were from Peru or Ecuador as it is a delicacy in Ecuador

Bombay Potatoes? I bet they come from Essex

Probably more so Peru.

Tastes like rabbit...unsurprisingly.

Bolivia as well

Lol wrong thread

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I saw that Evo Morales even had his own supporters throwing chairs ar him today.

Melton Mowbray Pork pies, as if.

Never had rabbit or Guinea pig, but I did see them when I was in Cuenca, made me thow up :(

(sorry)

I don't know why some meat-eaters (which I am), get all pissy about the use of the word 'sausage' in veggie sausages, or veggie beef stock, whatever who gives a shit?

Why? Why more than chicken or fish?

Both the Germans and the Russians seem to have even less plausible provenances for guniea pigs than either us or the French - according to them, they're sea creatures.

And potatoes, earth apples.

Changing the spelling of Guinea doesnt throw anyone off.

And Cuenca is where I had my first. :)

:) subtle!

Was it? Damn, WCB won't understand it.

I'm not getting "pissy", I am just pointing out that something that claims to be vegan can't claim to be beef at the same time. Its contradictory.

The sausage thing is just to annoy veggies.

This is how it's marketed here.... "Beef Style" I think they use the word Beef and small word Style to frustrate Carnivores ;)

https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/p...d&gclsrc=3p.ds

Prawn Cocktail crisps must blow your mind.

Aah, you missed out "style" and wasted all our time...except for Senor Picky who really has nothing else to do with his time of late.

Some people do get really wound up by it, 'it's not a sausage unless it's got meat in it!!!!!!'

Well if we're going to get all picky with wording what the hell is a sausage anyway? very misleading, lets call it what it is. Mashed up leftovers (such as eyes, bollocks, fat etc), mixed with bread lovingly stuffed into intestines. Enjoy. Delicious!

Arse holes and lips to name but two ingredients. Known over here as a mystery bag.

Like Vegan cheese...be honest its crushed nuts...

Of all the things to have a Geo Block on.... would you adam and eve it.

Try another supermarket... lol.

Wonder if this works over there? It's becoming the non beef stock saga this.

Try this.

https://shop.coles.com.au/a/national...bes-beef-style

Why on earth would you have a geo block on that ???

Trying to find the wife some xmas presents

Congratulations. Do you remember his name?

Yes dear, whatever you say.

Gary. Gary the Guinea Pig.

I remember he was presented on the plate with his front paws up, as though in surrender.

How very AfB of you

Not really.

How about smoky bacon Pringles?

And Twiglets aren't really baby twigs

:D:D:D

Thanks, nathe.

No problem, spindle.

Why do they taste like it then?

Depends on where you source your sausages.

Heresy

Now that's how to deliver a barb.

Hard to explain maybe because me niece had one as a pet but end of the day it is food and people eat all sorts of meat it is only when offered an vaccination for covid they go, blimey guv that would kill me etc. ( bit off topic there I went)

:)
It is a beautiful part of the world I must admit.

Social conditioning at a guess?

I think this is very true. I was in Goa once and the man in the farm killed a chicken by wringing it’s neck in front of me and I couldn’t watch it and he said the same thing. I think I have all the elements of a snowflake lol

David Coote

Annoy is no way strong enough for him.:(

I think that’s called crossing a line, H.

Just joshing, you silly little pork pie.

Vegan pork?

Gluten free

Annoyed at myself about this one...

About 6 weeks ago we had our house painted. I got the painters to remove the old guttering as it had seen better days. Got new gutting lined up, but they couldn't get to us until today.

In the mean time I put up the Christmas lights installing all new hooks to make the hanging and taking down of lights real easy going forward.

I just noticed after the gutter installers left that the new guttering is resting right up against the new hooks making it impossible to remove the string of lights and/or unscrew the hooks so I could relocate them.

If the guy had told me, or pointed it out, I could have removed the hooks and lights in 5 minutes before he put the gutting up. Now it's a major project... :wallbash:

Oh well... what else have I got to do?

Inconsistent pronunciation. Just watched a BBC journalists clip on e scooters. On some words “scooker” the t went but on others like “city” it didn’t. Wtf is that all about? How do you determine which words to **** up and which to not?

There's no t in scooker.

But there is an oo and everyone knows you only get an oo in Typhoo

This is troo

I think I will speak for everyone, but I can't wait covid situation stabilizes. And that annoy me a lot.

There's a T in Typhoo too. Game set and match to the tea.

Treading on Lego

Ouch

Try kneeling on it.

Steve Wright in the afternoon on Radio 2. I had no idea he was still "active". Horribly unfunny and wacky. Sings over the end of songs as well.

Alexander Armstrong on Classic FM. His 100 mph inspector gadget delivery really grates.

The first two words would be sufficient.

There is always grief when someone's got the painters in.

You do know that when the players do the knee for BLM before the game that you don't have to do it at home...

Anyone mentioned the rash of Christmas perfume adverts yet? I can't believe people are paid to produce these abominations. They really are the spawn of the devil. A special mention for the Marc Jacobs one I've just seen that involves 3 women repeatedly shouting daisy at the camera.
A work of pure genius and likely worth every penny.

the amount of people flipping stuff on Amazon & Ebay!!!

out of control!

Some of the descriptions of perfume I have read whilst trying to choose some for Mrs F have put the wine industry to shame for the production of hyperbolic bullshit. Look at the following and tell me what sense it makes.

"Inspired by Annick Goutal’s involvement with artists and intellectuals, Nuit et Confidences plunges us into the heart of an elite evening in Paris, revealing the heart of oriental sensuality. Dizzying heights are attained by bergamot and the full-bodied pepper that gives the fragrance its character. Then comes the frankincense and tonka bean that capture the attention and mesmerize all who experience the scent. In the background, vanilla and white musks turn heads to capture another breath of this extremely refined and feminine fragrance. The indigo pompon of Nuit et Confidences is woven in a silky material and represents a reflection of the Milky Way, echoing the eccentricity of the artists encountered that night."

I wanted to buy some as soon as I heard the words “Tonka Beans”

[emoji23]It smells like an industry disappearing up it's own arse. I've never read such crap in my life... oh hang on I have, it seems to be used everywhere within the cosmetics / health / spa industries. At least we have Brut ads back for balance.

As bad as it is, it will never reach the level of describing a Sauvignon Blanc as having the aroma of cat's pee and that being an endorsement of its high quality.

My wife directing me somewhere using the phones sat nav, she can't just leave it to track with the cars movements and listen to the directions, she has to keep flicking at the screen to see where we are and where we are going, which then leads to the sat nav getting confused and redirecting us constantly.

Perhaps.you could google some.of the bigger words?

She needs to learn how to dual screen her phone, so the sat nav is always on the screen whilst she is browsing other stuff......

Or buy a stand alone sat nav :rolleyes:

Turning on TalkShite for today's team news and instead hearing them celebrating the biggest ******* **** in the history of football.

Cantona?