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I thought it had been destroyed. There is a much better restaurant called El Olivo which is sort of behind the BP garage towards the beach. Oh and they did have Tyson Fury in there one night:jerkit: Olivia's that is!! |
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I’m guessing you get Channel 5 in that part of Spain. |
When Rio Ferdinand incorrectly says “them” instead of “those”.... “one of them ones”
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TV commercials with piss poor dubbing cos they can't be arsed to make one with English dialogue.
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Sam Matterface again- does he ever stop talking? Presumably gets paid by the word.
Eden Hazard- such a drama queen- reminiscent of his Chelsea days. |
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‘Making history’
‘Making history’ is finding America, landing the 1st man on the moon, being the first woman UK PM, knocking down the Berlin Wall. ‘Making history’ is not ‘being the 1st England team to beat Germany in a knock-out game in a major tournament since 1966’ any more than I made history this morning by being ‘The first 52 year old whose name begins with G to have porridge for breakfast in the CB24 postcode on a Monday morning after scoring 56 points & finishing 2nd in the Duke of Wellington pub quiz the previous evening’ |
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I know El Olivo, nice place. The BP garage has a good restaurant too. |
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Win, lose, draw game abandoned/not started due to aliens having a big poo in the middle of the pitch, isn’t history being made whatever happens?
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You made history just by posting that.
Of course it may not feature in any Simon Schama doc though. |
Being told that carrier bags for supermarket deliveries will now cost 80 p a shot. Whose bloody bright idea was that
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Anyone who thinks plastic bags are a f*cking polluting nightmare. £1 a pop would encourage people further to seek alternatives. |
extortion rebellion. So be it . No more bags. \Supermarkets get enough of my money as it is
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But with regards to ‘real’ history - England will make it if they win the tournament, not if they win tomorrow & then get beaten in, say, the QFs… |
Football managers I’d not heard of a week ago but now think are possibly the greatest coach in world football turning down the Palace role.
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Also, seems to have been living in some kind of isolation for longer than this pandemic. Do they allow limited internet access, and supermarket deliveries to prison cells these days? Tell him about the 'bag for life' scheme. :eek: TBF. I wouldn't expect people who don't want to wear masks anywhere to take a re-usable bag out with them. I suspect they would rather march for their right to watch a dolphin strangle itself on their discarded plastic. |
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People who stand at a pedestrian crossing without pressing the button. The lights won’t change by you just standing there.
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The Government changing the petrol we have to run with more Ethanol E10 than our current Ethanol E5. Better for the environment. So far so good. But 1 million cars AND MY MOTORBIKES cant run it so have to use E5 that they are now call in "Super" and charging more for! Its the same fking stuff as you used to sell with a fancy name you robbing bastards.
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Some twit door to door salesman thinking the best time to try to sell me a new roof is during the England match!
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Wembley . . . . Be good to hear the stadium singing rather than pundits blethering :hmph:
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Online banks that don't have a live chat feature or an email address to contact them.
You are forced to either write to them (Is it 1970?) or call them on the phone so they can work in some sales pitches as they try and answer your question. |
English fans booing the German National Anthem
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English fans full stop
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Not that it makes it anymore acceptable. |
If a Dog barks at me!
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Stop wearing daft clothing then! :D |
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Suits you, Grandad. |
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England fans or Wimbledon fans???? |
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A cancer that needs to be cut out. I wonder how the chavs can afford the prices. The economy can't be that bad. |
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I went to a few England games back in the day.
I was alongside the goal line when Gazza was a whisker away. I remember being quite bemused at the England fans doing the whole bombing pisstake towards the Germans. The lack of irony there, considering. The BBS is generally above all that, but we have our fair share of Spangles and Cranes. |
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The chucking of plastic pint glasses after a goal, when it happens about 5 or 6 seconds after the goal has gone in. Feels contrived, like some fans are pretending to go bananas instead of actually going bananas.
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At the Oval, the Millwall fans in front of us were talking about waiting for him to go to the bogs. |
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Lack of sleep
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British f*cking Airways.
Shit website, their Avios product is shit and on board they are shit. Thank you Willie Walsh for destroying what was once a really good airline in the pursuit of profit and your enhanced share options. |
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Yes, exactly this. Find it very cringeworthy. I’m quite annoyed with myself actually, that I’m just not feeling the excitement re. England anymore. Back in the day when I was a kid I’d be celebrating like Palace had scored/won, but now I just feel nothing. Happier watching the Palace under 18’s score a goal. Not sure what happened along the way, but my love for the English national side died a long time ago. It’s just Palace for me. Maybe if circumstances were different and Eze or Zaha were involved I would feel different? |
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The trick is not to get wrapped up in some pointless protection of the English language. https://www.merriam-webster.com/word...spelling-usage |
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And this is from wiki..
The spellings check, checque, and cheque were used interchangeably from the 17th century until the 20th century.[2] However, since the 19th century, in the Commonwealth and Ireland, the spelling cheque (from the French word chèque) has become standard for the financial instrument, while check is used only for other meanings, thus distinguishing the two definitions in writing.[nb 1] Check is the original spelling.[4][5] The newer spelling, cheque, is believed to have come into use around 1828, when the switch was made by James William Gilbart in his Practical Treatise on Banking.[5] In American English, the usual spelling for both is check.[6] Etymological dictionaries attribute the financial meaning to come from "a check against forgery", with the use of "check" to mean "control" stemming from a check in chess, a term which came into English through French, Latin, Arabic and ultimately from the Persian word shah, or "king".[7][8] |
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I think that wiki article removes all doubt. And the word cheque is French. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheque |
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But it doesn't change the fact that the word 'check' is used in the US where Hedgehog does his banking business. I thought my use of the American term might get a response, but I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. |
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The interchangeable nature of the terms in the 17th Century led to the countries deciding to go officially with their preferred forms. It's odd that some little englanders are so desperate to hang on to the French spelling or base of certain words. It colors their bias and does them no favors. |
When you try and put your pants on when it's freezing cold, and your foot gets halfway stuck down the leg and you lurch around all over the bedroom cos your pants legs are all scrunched up.
Note I deliberately used the Aussie word for Trousers to ursurp the check debate. Ps we use Cheques in Aus as well.. Not Checks |
Check is American English.
Cheque is English English. I know because I've chequed. PS; Aren't you English, PeterH? |
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As for getting trousered. It particularly happens when you are trying not to wake the wife. |
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Hedgehog has lived in the USA for most of his adult life. He cashes and writes checks. I speak some Spanish as well. Do you speak French or only English? Does it matter whether I am English or not? Isn't that most of the issue here...little englanders getting butt hurt over some silly spelling? And one in particular that lives in Scotland with whatever English and mixed language they have up there. I teach American English as a rule. I did use The OUP American English File. If Oxford are promoting that, who are plebs on the BBS to judge. To my knowledge there isn't a OUP British English File. There are the Cambridge set of coursebooks and exams and I am currently using the great Pearson software. But for the most part I think TOEIC, TOEFL are more globally used. I think the latter two are preferred by our colonial cousins in Australia. TBF. I speak Espanglish Mandolin. |
What about Czech ?
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https://elt.oup.com/student/englishf...selLanguage=en First exercise question spells Brazil with a Z. Shall we go down that road.... |
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English File books - https://elt.oup.com/catalogue/items/...ge=en&mode=hub Like I said I haven’t got a clue, I only looked because I was surprised at your point, but it does appear that the OUP offer both English and American File books. |
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The books have sections dedicated to the differences..... subway/underground, highway/motorway, movie theater/cinema, single and return, one way and round trip, coach vs economy. When the OUP have decided that American English is the preferred format in the new globalised world where English is the Lingua Franca, then our dainty little idiosyncrasies become confined to the dustbin of hisorical language. Not that I haven't taught with these books full time for the last 8 years. :afro: |
If Americans use colors for colour why do not they spell yors instead of yours?
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I'm sorry... I promise to try not to use American spellings in the future.
Although my spell cheque will bug me to corrected... :rolleyes: |
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Here on the BBS we speaka da Inglese. |
Maidstone. Not the poster, the place.
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Car parks that require going to night school in order to use. Even if you do manage to understand there is always plenty in front of you who don't.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Englis...pelling_reform |
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As for getting a receipt when it's all done... that would be like winning the lottery! |
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