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chrisophiex 05-11-2019 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharkba1t (Post 14966291)
Men who wear polo tops with the collars turned up (they also tend to be Rugby fans).


I agree 100%.

Trouble is, itís very comfortable doing it.

But I donít and wouldnít. I immediately think they look stupid, and wouldnt want people to think that of me :bash:.....and thereís also the Cantona reference.

chrisophiex 05-11-2019 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 14966814)
I agree 100%.

Trouble is, itís very comfortable doing it.

But I donít and wouldnít. I immediately think they look stupid, and wouldnt want people to think that of me :bash:.....and thereís also the Cantona reference.

In fact, Iíve come to the conclusion itís posh people, or people who want to appear posh.

Stellavista 05-11-2019 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevedb55 (Post 14966425)
Reminds me of Barry Venison

I've always loved that footage from the 1990 semi-final. The look of utter bewilderment on his face, just after he sliced the ball out of play under no pressure whatsoever.

CP-RJW 05-11-2019 06:35 PM

Polo shirts in general. Just don’t get them.

averity 05-11-2019 06:37 PM

Chequered farmer shirts, the ones that barn dancers would wear

Joe85 05-11-2019 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CP-RJW (Post 14966827)
Polo shirts in general. Just donít get them.



A polo shirt is a form of shirt with a collar, a placket neckline with typically two or three buttons, and an optional pocket. Polo shirts are usually short sleeved.

HTH.

CP-RJW 05-11-2019 06:37 PM

Clothes.

Stellavista 05-11-2019 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CP-RJW (Post 14966831)
Clothes.

Vietcong style pyjamas for all.

Slimbloke'H' 05-11-2019 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14966771)
Jeeves and Worcester

Badoom tish! :)

congress 05-11-2019 07:18 PM

South West trains and their guards. :jerkit::jerkit: :jerkit::jerkit:

Hedgehog 05-11-2019 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedgetail (Post 14966608)
The broken boiler i my house, and waiter for the gas fitter with the replacement part for 5 days.

The butler did it...

art malice 05-11-2019 11:27 PM

Rick Stein said ‘it is what it is’ tonight on his new French show.

At least say it in French FFS

Worksop Palace 06-11-2019 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14967055)
Rick Stein said Ďit is what it isí tonight on his new French show.

At least say it in French FFS

Eet eeezzz what eet eeezz

Oldtown Eagle 06-11-2019 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14967096)
Eet eeezzz what eet eeezz

:D

Maidstoned Eagle 06-11-2019 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14967096)
Eet eeezzz what eet eeezz

Daft racist

Selhurst Celtic 06-11-2019 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharkba1t (Post 14966291)
Men who wear polo tops with the collars turned up.

I've realised that I'm too old to do it now so have stopped. Sort of.

CK 06-11-2019 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14967096)
Eet eeezzz what eet eeezz

:lux:

Catford Eagle 06-11-2019 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by congress (Post 14966855)
South West trains and their guards. :jerkit::jerkit: :jerkit::jerkit:

South West Trains management and the DoT :jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit:

Oldtown Eagle 06-11-2019 11:04 PM

Football commentators now keep on and keep on using the phrase 'they find a way' when talking of the Scoucers and Man City. Zzzzz

davech 06-11-2019 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14963526)
Falling for a girl who wants to be friends. You would think after 50 odd years I would have learnt.

I feel for you, my friend. I didn't learn either.

I should have given up when the one woman I truly loved didn't work out 30 years ago. But I was young and hopeful and fell for the one who wanted to stay friends, followed (as I later found to my physical, mental and financial cost) by the alcoholic, prescription-pill-popping, violent pschyo. She hid it well, but I probably should have cottoned on earlier. Then I finally did give up. I must have 'MUG' stamped on my forehead in ink only women can see.

No woman is going to get their grubby mitts on what little money and sanity I have left. With my health fading, I am content see out the remainder of my life with family, a few friends and Palace :lux:

bubbs11 07-11-2019 07:32 AM

The ‘i accept cookies’ alert that pops up when you first enter any site.

Just FUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFFFFFF!

Maidstoned Eagle 07-11-2019 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 14967986)
The Ďi accept cookiesí alert that pops up when you first enter any site.

Just FUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFFFFFF!

Its the continuous repetition of these everytime you log back into a site that annoys me the most. If Ive told Quancast once, I have told them a thousand times, that I am ticking no to everything.

big bad John 07-11-2019 03:08 PM

All the hyphenated names in football. Hyphenation used to be associated with being posh or upper classy, now you have every little urchin who ventures out of his council estate demanding to be known by two surnames. When I started watching the game we had Ian Storey-Moore and that was it. The name sort of rolled off the tongue Then Ian Wright started spreading his seed and we ended up with a couple of Wright-Phillips's; Now terrace lyricists are stuck with the task of how are they going to make a song about Oxlaide- Chamberlain, Trent Alexander or feckin Bailey Peacock-Farrell. What's going to happen to the next generation, if double barrel marries double barrel? Will there be room on the back of the shirt for the number. Rant over. Meanwhile in Syria today.

OLD BASING EAGLE 07-11-2019 10:35 PM

I’ve probably mentioned this before but when did it become acceptable to go out down the pub in track suit bottoms. I’m sat down a nice pub and the bloke slouching in the corner is dressed in track suit bottoms, hoody and baseball cap. Have these people no pride in themselves? Mind you the girl he is with is rather fetching in a tight fitting dress.

Blind_Eagle 07-11-2019 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by averity (Post 14966829)
Chequered farmer shirts, the ones that barn dancers would wear

Tattersall? I live in them. :supergrin:

Blind_Eagle 07-11-2019 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14968023)
Its the continuous repetition of these everytime you log back into a site that annoys me the most. If Ive told Quancast once, I have told them a thousand times, that I am ticking no to everything.

You must etc.

I feel your pain, it really annoys me.

CP-RJW 07-11-2019 10:59 PM

Floods in Sheffield. Shopping centre is completely locked, and I wanted to go there tomorrow.

tomlig 08-11-2019 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OLD BASING EAGLE (Post 14968762)
Iíve probably mentioned this before but when did it become acceptable to go out down the pub in track suit bottoms. Iím sat down a nice pub and the bloke slouching in the corner is dressed in track suit bottoms, hoody and baseball cap. Have these people no pride in themselves? Mind you the girl he is with is rather fetching in a tight fitting dress.

Drug dealer innit

Worksop Palace 08-11-2019 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CP-RJW (Post 14968775)
Floods in Sheffield. Shopping centre is completely locked, and I wanted to go there tomorrow.

Sheffield is a nightmare for traffic at the best of times, a bit of rain and itís impossible. Rain like yesterday and itís fecked.

My daughter works in Meadowhall and had just finished her shift at 3pm and went to get her usual tram back into the city centre but all trams and trains were cancelled. She rang an Uber who cancelled on her 10 mins later as they couldnít get anywhere near. I told her to go back into Meadowhall and Iíd come and get her. Meadowhall was locked down so she couldnít and this was about 4pm. She walked down to the next tram stop and managed to get what was probably the last tram out at about 4.45. After that the whole area was waist deep in river. Iíve got a client whoís office is on Jessops Riverside near Meadowhall and itís flooded exactly as it did in 2007 despite millions being spent on flood defences

Wayne Andrews is God 08-11-2019 04:29 PM

The american term ‘sick’ replacing ‘ill’

To me sick is the act of vomiting or feeling like you might,, ill is when you have a cold etc. Everyone says it now.

strawberry mivi 08-11-2019 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayne Andrews is God (Post 14969465)
The american term Ďsickí replacing Ďillí

To me sick is the act of vomiting or feeling like you might,, ill is when you have a cold etc. Everyone says it now.

I thought sick now meant banging?

Isle of Wight 08-11-2019 05:14 PM

When I’m singing along getting into some music on my CD or MP3 in my car and the automatic traffic announcements cut in and spoil the groove.

Dave McGregor 08-11-2019 05:16 PM

People who go for a run with their jacket jumper or worse high biz jacket around their waste ridiculous!

Hedgehog 08-11-2019 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayne Andrews is God (Post 14969465)
The american term Ďsickí replacing Ďillí

To me sick is the act of vomiting or feeling like you might,, ill is when you have a cold etc. Everyone says it now.

So when you are unwell you take an "ill day" off work?

Hedgehog 08-11-2019 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14969495)
When I’m singing along getting into some music on my CD or MP3 in my car and the automatic traffic announcements cut in and spoil the groove.

:D I was listening to a game on the radio the other day (forget who) while driving and it when something like this...

A great ball swung in from the left.... in .1 miles take the next right turn... what a well taken goal that was!

Just glad it wasn't a Palace game!

Panther 08-11-2019 06:12 PM

The fact that no clothing shop in Bromley seems to sell men’s long socks. Any colour, pattern but only mid calf. Winter’s coming and my ancient legs get cold!

CP-RJW 08-11-2019 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panther (Post 14969540)
The fact that no clothing shop in Bromley seems to sell men’s long socks. Any colour, pattern but only mid calf. Winter’s coming and my ancient legs get cold!

I often resort to wearing pajama trousers under my trousers in the winter, and I’m not old.

NRM the 2nd 08-11-2019 06:26 PM

People using laptops on trains smashing away at their keyboard annoying the fu#k out of everyone else because they are so important and busy

Reps AJ 08-11-2019 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CP-RJW (Post 14969544)
I often resort to wearing pajama trousers under my trousers in the winter, and Iím not old.

Buy some longjohns

Reps AJ 08-11-2019 06:37 PM

Having to google to find out whether longjohns is spelt longjohns or long johns only to find out you've used the wrong one

Andy in Rome 08-11-2019 06:44 PM

Christmas TV ads.

It's only the end of the first week in November and I'm already sick of the wall-to-wall fake bomhomie designed to make us spend obscene amounts of money on stuff we don't need in pursuit of an idealised Christmas Day - which, let's be honest, never ever happens.

Yes - bah, humbug!

Martin H 08-11-2019 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NRM the 2nd (Post 14969548)
People using laptops on trains smashing away at their keyboard annoying the fu#k out of everyone else because they are so important and busy

Or maybe just trying to get their work finished while travelling so they can spend more time with their kids? Not being defensive, cos I rarely used a laptop on a train.

The tapping is quite irritating tho' :)

Eltham_Eagle 08-11-2019 06:48 PM

Pundits going on about Chelsea's project when basically their stars are fu#king off and they have a transfer embargo. What else are they going to do? Let's hope Cahill buries one in the 90th to stick it up them tomorrow. COYP

Bipe 08-11-2019 06:56 PM

Lots of people these days seem to want to use the word 'articulate' in business meetings. It is really starting to annoy me. Just stick to the more straightforward alternative explain, say, tell etc.

Wayne Andrews is God 08-11-2019 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14969502)
So when you are unwell you take an "ill day" off work?

Im freelance. Itís called a dont get paid day.

cappuccinoeagle 08-11-2019 09:29 PM

Things that annoy you
 
The painfully unfunny Iím A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here ads.
The Mariah Carey Walkers crisps ad.
The Mariah Carey Christmas song.
In fact, yes, Mariah Carey full stop.

EastbourneEagle 08-11-2019 09:46 PM

My husband

mrB 08-11-2019 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EastbourneEagle (Post 14969677)
My husband

What's he done?

Les Butler 08-11-2019 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrB (Post 14969684)
What's he done?

Does it matter ? ;)

glenn.f 08-11-2019 10:39 PM

If I hear that sodding woman say "Deliveroo" once more, I'll kick a football at her face. ******* voice sets my teeth right on edge. And the lottery and BT ads are winding me up to a similar extent as well.

cappuccinoeagle 08-11-2019 10:48 PM

People queuing up for bargains in Mothercare, then moaning that the price reductions arenít big enough.
People are losing their jobs, you selfish c units.

Nostrils 08-11-2019 10:52 PM

The feeling of your shoelace coming untied when your other foot stands on the lace.

davech 08-11-2019 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glenn.f (Post 14969722)
If I hear that sodding woman say "Deliveroo" once more, I'll kick a football at her face. ******* voice sets my teeth right on edge. And the lottery and BT ads are winding me up to a similar extent as well.

Do they really deliver all that stuff in the same bag at the same time, and how much of it is still even tepid? Or are we being fed a lie?

OLD BASING EAGLE 09-11-2019 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davech (Post 14969761)
Do they really deliver all that stuff in the same bag at the same time, and how much of it is still even tepid? Or are we being fed a lie?

If you read the small print in the advert you have to place separate orders for different vendors. I donít use take aways often but if I do I go directly to the company. I wouldnít use any of these food delivery companies. They take a large portion of the cost of the food from the supplier and often the food is cooked in shipping containers or industrial units where certain food standards and rules do not have to be observed.

davech 09-11-2019 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OLD BASING EAGLE (Post 14969785)
If you read the small print in the advert you have to place separate orders for different vendors. I donít use take aways often but if I do I go directly to the company. I wouldnít use any of these food delivery companies. They take a large portion of the cost of the food from the supplier and often the food is cooked in shipping containers or industrial units where certain food standards and rules do not have to be observed.

I did see the small print re separate orders - is that a recent addition? And I wouldn't touch any of them with a bargepole either. They imply it all arrives at once, though? I am still confused. If you place orders with 3/4 different companies, how long does that all take? And I seen their delivery merchants; they all seem to be psychos who have been sacked by the likes of Dominos and Pizza Hut!

Martin H 09-11-2019 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davech (Post 14969761)
Do they really deliver all that stuff in the same bag at the same time, and how much of it is still even tepid? Or are we being fed a lie?

At the end of the advert she dives head first into the bag up/down to her calves. Guessing they can argue it's not to be taken literally :) never used them myself, and pretty sure we won't going forward.

The advert is really irritating and it's on all the time. Dread to think how many deliveries they have to make to get that back.

Maidstoned Eagle 09-11-2019 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrB (Post 14969684)
What's he done?

Keeps breathing...probably

Maidstoned Eagle 09-11-2019 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CP-RJW (Post 14969544)
I often resort to wearing pajama trousers under my trousers in the winter, and Iím not old.

Get some nice stockings.

eaglesheart 09-11-2019 08:17 AM

The Beer munch advert. Do the people who devise these sort of ads realise the more annoying the ad the less chance of the product doing well ?

Worksop Palace 09-11-2019 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eaglesheart (Post 14969893)
The Beer munch advert. Do the people who devise these sort of ads realise the more annoying the ad the less chance of the product doing well ?

Yet youíre posting about it on a football forum.....

You do the math

chateauferret 09-11-2019 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eaglesheart (Post 14969893)
The Beer munch advert. Do the people who devise these sort of ads realise the more annoying the ad the less chance of the product doing well ?

Unfortunately this isn"t the case. You and I might be sensible enough to correlate annoying advertising with shit products but most peoples are much stupider than this.

eaglesheart 09-11-2019 10:25 AM

I've done the math and and I thought it was about things that annoy you. Have I missed something ?

Slimbloke'H' 09-11-2019 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14969894)
Yet youíre posting about it on a football forum.....

You do the math

You do the feckin' what??????

eaglesheart 09-11-2019 11:31 AM

People who say ' you do the math'

davech 09-11-2019 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eaglesheart (Post 14970095)
People who say ' you do the math'

Yet another American-ism polluting our language :rolleyes:

Maidstoned Eagle 09-11-2019 11:46 AM

Leave Workshop alone, hes probably flooded.

art malice 09-11-2019 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eaglesheart (Post 14970095)
People who say ' you do the math'

Unless itís a priestís boss with a lisp.

Worksop Palace 09-11-2019 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14970132)
Leave Workshop alone, hes probably flooded.

:D

Luckily not but know people who have been and the town is in a bit of a mess. £3.65 worth of damage done....

And I knew Ďyou do the mathí would get people going

Easy easy easy easy

Maidstoned Eagle 09-11-2019 11:50 AM

Ah yes, one should've recognised the "Al from Bromley manoeuvre".

Alfies army 09-11-2019 12:02 PM

The Chelsea love in on BT sport today, joe Cole what a twat

Slimbloke'H' 09-11-2019 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14970144)
Ah yes, one should've recognised the "Al from Bromley manoeuvre".

Yep. Schoolboy error. :D

Worksop Palace 09-11-2019 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eaglesheart (Post 14970008)
I've done the math and and I thought it was about things that annoy you. Have I missed something ?

Yes I think you are.

You didnít just say it was annoying, you suggested that because it was annoying and rather shit, that less people would buy the product.

Not sure you understand marketing that well if thatís what you think

CT_Palace 09-11-2019 12:29 PM

More often that not, only being the tv game when we play against top 6 teams.
Annoyingly difficult to get overly excited when your gut is telling you a loss is most likely.

NRM the 2nd 09-11-2019 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin H (Post 14969560)
Or maybe just trying to get their work finished while travelling so they can spend more time with their kids? Not being defensive, cos I rarely used a laptop on a train.

The tapping is quite irritating tho' :)

Yeah fair enough maybe I was a bit harsh with the end bit :hmph::D

Little Fozzie 09-11-2019 01:06 PM

The Live Com thread. F*cking hell what a bunch of whingebags. Holding chelsea 0-0 and not giving away chances, and it's just moan moan moan. Won't be going back in one of them again.

Joe85 09-11-2019 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Fozzie (Post 14970363)
The Live Com thread. F*cking hell what a bunch of whingebags. Holding chelsea 0-0 and not giving away chances, and it's just moan moan moan. Won't be going back in one of them again.



Yep, ******* unbelievable.

art malice 09-11-2019 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Fozzie (Post 14970363)
The Live Com thread. F*cking hell what a bunch of whingebags. Holding chelsea 0-0 and not giving away chances, and it's just moan moan moan. Won't be going back in one of them again.

Innit. Soaking wet mattress every fvcking week.

thereichstuff 09-11-2019 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Fozzie (Post 14970363)
The Live Com thread. F*cking hell what a bunch of whingebags. Holding chelsea 0-0 and not giving away chances, and it's just moan moan moan. Won't be going back in one of them again.

Youíre new to the match threads arenít you .

Worksop Palace 09-11-2019 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14970371)
Innit. Soaking wet mattress every fvcking week.

Loads of those outside peeps gaffs up here at the moment

I didnít realise there were other Palace fans in the Ďsop

CT_Palace 09-11-2019 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 14970216)
More often that not, only being the tv game when we play against top 6 teams.
Annoyingly difficult to get overly excited when your gut is telling you a loss is most likely.

doubly annoyed now

chateauferret 09-11-2019 03:07 PM

Seeing one of the most talented footballers in the history of the club not bothering his arse.

eaglesheart 09-11-2019 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14970176)
Yes I think you are.

You didnít just say it was annoying, you suggested that because it was annoying and rather shit, that less people would buy the product.

Not sure you understand marketing that well if thatís what you think

I know I wouldn't even look at the Go Compare site after hearing that Opera singing guy. Drove me mad.

danpalace07 09-11-2019 07:09 PM

being without internet for a week because a BT engineer licks windows and ****ed up our installation was most annoying, as was getting a third of the speed we pay for

all sorted now like but I had to rinse the old Bond DVD's for that week

danpalace07 09-11-2019 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 14942542)
I know itís tongue in cheek (or at least I hope it is) but how is me glancing at my phone and leaning over to mention something about the film to my Mrs really disturbing someone or even noticeable....unless youíre watching me instead of the screen in which case you have very good taste.

please never go to Vue in Croydon

LLCOOLSTEVE 09-11-2019 07:23 PM

Fireworks not on November 5th

Reps AJ 09-11-2019 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chateauferret (Post 14971131)
Seeing one of the most talented footballers in the history of the club not bothering his arse.

That's a but harsh on Wrighty, I'm a Celeb hasn't even started yet

cappuccinoeagle 09-11-2019 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 14971739)
That's a but harsh on Wrighty, I'm a Celeb hasn't even started yet

Which reminds me - Ian Wright - I'm A celebrity - he'd turn up for the opening of an envelope.

cappuccinoeagle 09-11-2019 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LLCOOLSTEVE (Post 14971697)
Fireworks not on November 5th


Yep, itís supposed to be Firework Night, itís turned into Firework Fortnight.

Isle of Wight 09-11-2019 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14971899)
Yep, itís supposed to be Firework Night, itís turned into Firework Fortnight.

Itís a nightmare this year, every ******* night since Friday a week a go. The dogs are a quivering wreck :grrr:

Wolfnipplechips 10-11-2019 10:50 AM

Tim Lovejoy. Wanker.

eaglesheart 10-11-2019 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 14973138)
Tim Lovejoy. Wanker.

I concur.

SgtStryker 10-11-2019 11:12 AM

Political leaders laying wreaths at the Cenotaph.



Political leaders.

ulysses 10-11-2019 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 14973138)
Tim Lovejoy. Wanker.


Great shout, but I think he transcends annoyance. Briefly met him at the peak of his Soccer AM pomp and his whole arrogant aura immediately screamed WKD-drinking, Jacamo-wearing lad.

Apparently supported Watford, but was advised to change to Chelsea to boost his career.

Stellavista 10-11-2019 01:57 PM

The Guardian.

Maidstoned Eagle 10-11-2019 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ulysses (Post 14973298)
Great shout, but I think he transcends annoyance. Briefly met him at the peak of his Soccer AM pomp and his whole arrogant aura immediately screamed WKD-drinking, Jacamo-wearing lad.

Apparently supported Watford, but was advised to change to Chelsea to boost his career.

https://www.wsc.co.uk/the-archive/42...no-love-no-joy

CP-RJW 10-11-2019 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14973495)
The Guardian.

I’m a reader, but it does annoy me at times. There’s a few writers who’s pomposity you can feel seeping through.

Reps AJ 10-11-2019 03:19 PM

People in the gym changing room drying their knackers with a hairdryer

cappuccinoeagle 10-11-2019 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 14973138)
Tim Lovejoy. Wanker.


He seems affable, but he once wore a Ramones T Shirt, but didnít know any of their songs, which is pretty wanky behaviour.

Panther 10-11-2019 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SgtStryker (Post 14973163)
Political leaders laying wreaths at the Cenotaph.



Political leaders.

One of whom laid his wreath the wrong way, the same one who was the only person there who hadnít bothered buttoning his overcoat. Blond, bulky bloke who doesnít own a comb.

CP-RJW 10-11-2019 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 14973592)
People in the gym changing room drying their knackers with a hairdryer

People in gym changing rooms walking around with their knackers out. Exhibitionists.


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