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Reps AJ 17-03-2020 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15139783)
You wear condoms for wanking?

How else do you practice safe sex?

KYLIE MINEAGLE 17-03-2020 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15140608)
Thats unprecedented

Big crack right on the lip:sob:

Reps AJ 17-03-2020 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by KYLIE MINEAGLE (Post 15140624)
Big crack right on the lip:sob:

Ouch, that sounds painful :eek:


Edit: you meant your pint glass

Leopald Stotch 17-03-2020 09:00 AM

Teachers moaning that their schools have not been closed due to the coronavirus. Not because of the desire to stop the disease spreading- just wanting a bit more time off.
They get a 1/4 of the year as paid f**king holiday anyway.
My nieghbour was moaning like a b*tch this morning. So the obvious question...'have there been any cases in your school?'
'Er...no, but that's not the point'

Baffled Bob 2 17-03-2020 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Leopald Stotch (Post 15140757)
Teachers moaning that their schools have not been closed due to the coronavirus. Not because of the desire to stop the disease spreading- just wanting a bit more time off.
They get a 1/4 of the year as paid f**king holiday anyway.
My nieghbour was moaning like a b*tch this morning. So the obvious question...'have there been any cases in your school?'
'Er...no, but that's not the point'

But that isn't the point. He's right.

Yoda 17-03-2020 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Leopald Stotch (Post 15140757)
Teachers moaning that their schools have not been closed due to the coronavirus. Not because of the desire to stop the disease spreading- just wanting a bit more time off.
They get a 1/4 of the year as paid f**king holiday anyway.
My nieghbour was moaning like a b*tch this morning. So the obvious question...'have there been any cases in your school?'
'Er...no, but that's not the point'

In my experience, she’s an exception and maybe should choose a different profession.

I was volunteering in our senior school last week and the teachers are working very hard, delivering lessons whilst simultaneously planning for the shut down which will occur eventually. It’s v stressful for them, with significant concerns about next term’s exams. They are invested in their students and worried for them.

One guy I met was spending every break he had unpicking all the various trip and travel plans that the school has. He said the insurance companies were kicking back on this, even on the international trips.

I’d happily do more volunteer work in our school to help, so it angers me to hear a paid teacher moan to you this morning.

Selhurst Celtic 17-03-2020 11:41 AM

I'm guessing teachers work harder than Leopold Stotch.

Maidstoned Eagle 17-03-2020 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Leopald Stotch (Post 15140757)
Teachers moaning that their schools have not been closed due to the coronavirus. Not because of the desire to stop the disease spreading- just wanting a bit more time off.
They get a 1/4 of the year as paid f**king holiday anyway.
My nieghbour was moaning like a b*tch this morning. So the obvious question...'have there been any cases in your school?'
'Er...no, but that's not the point'

I'm a teacher, we wanted to stay open. I am now sat at home getting students to understand online classroom software etc.

chateauferret 17-03-2020 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 15140976)
I'm guessing teachers work harder than Leopold Stotch.

According to his public profile he works in child protection so quite frankly he should damn well know better.

Reps AJ 17-03-2020 01:42 PM

Perhaps not the biggest issue of the day but...

Walking upstairs to look for my glasses only to find them in my pocket

chateauferret 17-03-2020 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 15141158)
Perhaps not the biggest issue of the day but...

Walking upstairs to look for my glasses only to find them in my pocket

I sometimes walk around trying to find my phone and wondering WTF I have done with it whilst at the same time holding it to my ear and talking to someone on it.

Gettin old sucks FFS.

norwoodeagle 17-03-2020 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Leopald Stotch (Post 15140757)
Teachers moaning that their schools have not been closed due to the coronavirus. Not because of the desire to stop the disease spreading- just wanting a bit more time off.
They get a 1/4 of the year as paid f**king holiday anyway.
My nieghbour was moaning like a b*tch this morning. So the obvious question...'have there been any cases in your school?'
'Er...no, but that's not the point'

I think you must be living in some strange parallel universe, far removed from the reality of the life of teachers today.
My daughter and her colleagues have been working from 07.30 to around 20.00 over recent weeks planning for corona virus, an Ofsted Inspection and all the usual run of the mill child protection issues that are the lot of a teacher in the state system today, and yes preparing and teaching the curriculum as well.

Leopald Stotch 17-03-2020 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 15140976)
I'm guessing teachers work harder than Leopold Stotch.

Firstly, and apologies for not making it clear, his objection was purely based on him being a lazy bastard. I shouldn't have lumped all teachers together with this miserable f**ker.
Secondly, if any of you saw what I see on a daily basis. you would never question my commitment to my profession.

PeterH 17-03-2020 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15141103)
I'm a teacher, we wanted to stay open. I am now sat at home getting students to understand online classroom software etc.

I am obliged to come in and use an online platform that is currently not working. We have been told that we have to provide evidence of these classes.

Maidstoned Eagle 17-03-2020 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 15141339)
I am obliged to come in and use an online platform that is currently not working. We have been told that we have to provide evidence of these classes.

I'm using skype and whatsapp as the other platforms seem ****ed.

little al 17-03-2020 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 15140623)
How else do you practice safe sex?

Give her a false name and address.

PIE "N" MASH 17-03-2020 07:34 PM

After me sand arrived at 4.30 yesterday :veryangry I've cracked on with the granite cobbles.Couple of barrows short to finish:frown:

https://i.postimg.cc/tJCQ9fvH/20200317-171407.jpg

PeterH 17-03-2020 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15141392)
I'm using skype and whatsapp as the other platforms seem ****ed.

TBF. Once I started the class it all worked swimmingly. 16/18 students.

Hedgehog 17-03-2020 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 15141606)
After me sand arrived at 4.30 yesterday :veryangry I've cracked on with the granite cobbles.Couple of barrows short to finish:frown:

https://i.postimg.cc/tJCQ9fvH/20200317-171407.jpg

What the heck is that going to be?

big bad John 18-03-2020 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 15141606)
After me sand arrived at 4.30 yesterday :veryangry I've cracked on with the granite cobbles.Couple of barrows short to finish:frown:

https://i.postimg.cc/tJCQ9fvH/20200317-171407.jpg

What material are you going to use to fill the joints in ?

adrenalin john 18-03-2020 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by big bad John (Post 15141949)
What material are you going to use to fill the joints in ?

Marijuana presumably, what else?

big bad John 18-03-2020 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by adrenalin john (Post 15141957)
Marijuana presumably, what else?


Oh Okay. Wasn't quite sure because since it went legal there seems to be so many different brand names to choose from.

PIE "N" MASH 18-03-2020 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15141846)
What the heck is that going to be?

Nothing,the pinks came out of Bow(job I was on)Bit of a feature if anything.Thought it would look different to the normal slabs/concrete :p

PIE "N" MASH 18-03-2020 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by big bad John (Post 15141949)
What material are you going to use to fill the joints in ?

Using a liquid joint filler,bit like cement but stronger.Mix up in a bucket,into a watering can and pour it in.Will set like concrete apparently :D

Pat of the Palace 18-03-2020 06:07 AM

You could leave it as it is.... very Zen.

cappuccinoeagle 18-03-2020 08:23 PM

People on Facebook putting up pictures of empty shelves in supermarkets .

PeterH 18-03-2020 08:29 PM

Any round of trite upbeat faceache messages. Just better avoded altogether.

Sidney Kickit 18-03-2020 08:48 PM

Latest bull shit bingo corporate phrase

"Let me socialise that with the group"

No, no, and no again

CPFC Since 68 18-03-2020 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15141846)
What the heck is that going to be?

My thought as well

CPFC Since 68 18-03-2020 09:07 PM

Oh missed your answer

big bad John 18-03-2020 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 15142004)
Using a liquid joint filler,bit like cement but stronger.Mix up in a bucket,into a watering can and pour it in.Will set like concrete apparently :D

costly

big bad John 18-03-2020 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 15142002)
Nothing,the pinks came out of Bow(job I was on):p

You'd be surprized how many people have got their rocks off of a Bow job

Hedgehog 18-03-2020 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 15142996)
Any round of trite upbeat faceache messages. Just better avoded altogether.

I'm getting a bit bored with all the captioned pictures related to the current situation.

Mostly seems to be a British trait... stiff upper lip, laugh in the face of adversity, etc.. Might have worked in WWII, but frankly it's getting a little annoying (if not quite funny at times).

Slimbloke'H' 19-03-2020 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 15141158)
Perhaps not the biggest issue of the day but...

Walking upstairs to look for my glasses only to find them in my pocket

What irritates the **** out of me is needing the soddin' things to look for them when I can't find the ****ers!

Slimbloke'H' 19-03-2020 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 15142004)
Using a liquid joint filler,bit like cement but stronger.Mix up in a bucket,into a watering can and pour it in.Will set like concrete apparently :D

That's a heck of a wide gap you've got between your sets, mate.

Hedgehog 19-03-2020 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Slimbloke'H' (Post 15143448)
That's a heck of a wide gap you've got between your sets, mate.

It sort of reminded me of those terracotta soldiers in China...

Maidstoned Eagle 19-03-2020 06:37 AM

Or wcb's teeth.

PIE "N" MASH 19-03-2020 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by big bad John (Post 15143064)
costly

£0,just my labour.

PIE "N" MASH 19-03-2020 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Slimbloke'H' (Post 15143448)
That's a heck of a wide gap you've got between your sets, mate.

I agree,maybe squeeze them up a bit:p

Hedgehog 19-03-2020 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 15142002)
Nothing,the pinks came out of Bow(job I was on)Bit of a feature if anything.Thought it would look different to the normal slabs/concrete :p

I think you are taking this home isolation boredom a bit too far...

art malice 19-03-2020 05:52 PM

Jim fvcking White.


Jim fvcking White dressed like the Milk Tray Man on Sky Sports News, evoking that 'off-duty' look.

Fvcking ****

Reps AJ 19-03-2020 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidney Kickit (Post 15143022)
Latest bull shit bingo corporate phrase

"Let me socialise that with the group"

No, no, and no again

It's why its important to have social distancing :D

PhuketEagle 20-03-2020 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15143451)
It sort of reminded me of those terracotta soldiers in China...



Funny, I thought that too! Or the Tate Gallery's 'Sugar' exhibition years ago....

Hedgehog 20-03-2020 03:33 PM

I've posted on the Coronavirus thread about our local radio station owner who was on the cruise around Japan and got infected.

He has finally been released to go home after 41 days in quarantine. On his daily blog there are comments like:

"My prayers have been answered"

"God is great!"

"God bless you and your family and may he continue protecting you all"

To quote a few... Just annoys me.

Edit: I see this subject is now being discussed on the Coronavirus thread. Ops!

PALACEWU 20-03-2020 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidney Kickit (Post 15143022)
Latest bull shit bingo corporate phrase

"Let me socialise that with the group"

No, no, and no again

You should check out Bob Mortimers train guy sketch on instagram, it is very funny and might make you feel a little better about these types, as always, have a campachoochoo on me.

Joe85 20-03-2020 06:17 PM

The crying nurse.

Hedgehog 21-03-2020 01:22 AM

The British ex-pats who live out here in the city I live in, posting on Facebook like they still live in the UK.

Get over it, you live here now... I don't care about Mr. Bean, Dettol, Tesco's, WW2 cookbooks, etc., etc. ad nauseam...

Go the **** back if you feel homesick... I thought not.

Stavros 69 21-03-2020 01:37 AM

People still spitting in the street. It’s firstly the most disgusting habit anyone can have, but doing it during this crisis makes me wish for a purge once a year.

cappuccinoeagle 21-03-2020 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 15146183)
The crying nurse.


Who is she?

Hedgehog 21-03-2020 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 15146573)
People still spitting in the street. Itís firstly the most disgusting habit anyone can have, but doing it during this crisis makes me wish for a purge once a year.

I saw a guy do this in line when I was waiting to get into the supermarket Wednesday.

WTF are they thinking???

Stavros 69 21-03-2020 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15146588)
I saw a guy do this in line when I was waiting to get into the supermarket Wednesday.

WTF are they thinking???

I wanted to kill him, preferably by strangling him with his shitty mask.

Stavros 69 21-03-2020 02:03 AM

Also “celebrities” crying about how lonely they are in their million pound mansions. Oh boo hoo now you know how the rest of us feel.
I mean footballers moaning on their £100k pee week with their football pitches in their homes. Do me a favour.

Hedgehog 21-03-2020 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 15146589)
I wanted to kill him, preferably by strangling him with his shitty mask.

Hard to spit through a mask isn't it?

Stavros 69 21-03-2020 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15146594)
Hard to spit through a mask isn't it?

He pulled it down. But not once itís lodged in his throat.

Hedgehog 21-03-2020 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 15146596)
He pulled it down. But not once itís lodged in his throat.

That is one bizarre thinking process... Mask will protect me, but **** everyone else...

Stavros 69 21-03-2020 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15146598)
That is one bizarre thinking process... Mask will protect me, but **** everyone else...

You canít reason with idiots.

west country boy 21-03-2020 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15143561)
Or wcb's teeth.

I think you're confusing me with nathe, you daft donkey-rimming bellpiece.

PeterH 21-03-2020 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15146598)
That is one bizarre thinking process... Mask will protect me, but **** everyone else...

These people don't have thoughts. If you confront them, they will just get aggressive. Where's a copper when you need one?

Nostrils 21-03-2020 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by art malice (Post 15144296)
Jim fvcking White.


Jim fvcking White dressed like the Milk Tray Man on Sky Sports News, evoking that 'off-duty' look.

Fvcking ****

I gave up on Talksport a long time ago now, but it occurred to me that they'd still be on air so I was intrigued to hear what they might be waffling on about now there's nothing happening.

I kid you not, the one that supports Sunderland was waxing lyrical about Eric ******* Cantona and how, after the break, he was going to share a hilarious anecdote about Alex Ferguson's dressing room reaction to Cantona's King fu kick at Selhurst.

It took just 15 seconds before "Alexa! OFF!"

Selhurst Celtic 21-03-2020 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 15142002)
Nothing,the pinks came out of Bow(job I was on)Bit of a feature if anything.

Do you do a lot of Bow jobs?

Worksop Palace 21-03-2020 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by PALACEWU (Post 15145999)
You should check out Bob Mortimers train guy sketch on instagram, it is very funny and might make you feel a little better about these types, as always, have a campachoochoo on me.

You are, as always, an Edwardian cockerel

Maidstoned Eagle 21-03-2020 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 15146604)
I think you're confusing me with nathe, you daft donkey-rimming bellpiece.

Thats easy to do, you're both dentally challenged horse fellaters,
have a mouth like a burnt out fuse box and if you had one white tooth youd have a full snooker set in there.

cpfc4evandeva 21-03-2020 08:39 AM

'Baby on board' 'Child on board' 'Little **** on board' stickers on cars.

What the **** is the point of these things?

west country boy 21-03-2020 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15146761)
Thats easy to do, you're both dentally challenged horse fellaters,
have a mouth like a burnt out fuse box and if you had one white tooth youd have a full snooker set in there.

There are so, so, so many things to criticise me for, but bad teeth isn't one of them. You c~nt.

PIE "N" MASH 21-03-2020 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 15146755)
Do you do a lot of Bow jobs?

It wasn't funny the first time.

dannyb1 21-03-2020 08:47 AM

Bird on Facebook marketplace getting rid of 3 dvd/blueray players for free, I messaged her around 10pm last night to ask if they were still available and heard nothing.

woke up at 8.00 to see a message she sent at 5am 'yes there still available", sweet so I replied "when can I come and collect them?"

Messages me back 10 mins later "oh sorry someone else's coming but your second in line"

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Selhurst Celtic 21-03-2020 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 15146773)
It wasn't funny the first time.

Apologies, I'm under pressure.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 21-03-2020 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by cpfc4evandeva (Post 15146765)
'Baby on board' 'Child on board' 'Little **** on board' stickers on cars.

What the **** is the point of these things?

Stops you crashing in to them, and if you do the emergency services know where to look :rolleyes::rolleyes:

A Wooden Fish On Wheels 21-03-2020 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 15146593)
I mean footballers moaning on their £100k pee week with their football pitches in their homes. Do me a favour.

That's taking the piss.

Adlerhorst 21-03-2020 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 15146593)
Also ďcelebritiesĒ crying about how lonely they are in their million pound mansions. Oh boo hoo now you know how the rest of us feel.
I mean footballers moaning on their £100k pee week with their football pitches in their homes. Do me a favour.

On the plus side, all those minimalist houses. Very crisp and sharp but ******* uncomfortable when youíre locked in it for weeks on end and your sofa is made out of slate and you donít own a cushion

west country boy 21-03-2020 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 15146797)
On the plus side, all those minimalist houses. Very crisp and sharp but ******* uncomfortable when youíre locked in it for weeks on end and your sofa is made out of slate and you donít own a cushion

Also, a lot of these mollified ringpieces have their own gyms and spas but not a single book. F~ck 'em.

cpfc4evandeva 21-03-2020 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by KYLIE MINEAGLE (Post 15146792)
Stops you crashing in to them, and if you do the emergency services know where to look :rolleyes::rolleyes:

:lux::lux::lux:

PALACEWU 21-03-2020 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by dannyb1 (Post 15146782)
Bird on Facebook marketplace getting rid of 3 dvd/blueray players for free, I messaged her around 10pm last night to ask if they were still available and heard nothing.

woke up at 8.00 to see a message she sent at 5am 'yes there still available", sweet so I replied "when can I come and collect them?"

Messages me back 10 mins later "oh sorry someone else's coming but your second in line"

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So you're annoyed at the early worm?

Stavros 69 21-03-2020 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 15146848)
Also, a lot of these mollified ringpieces have their own gyms and spas but not a single book. F~ck 'em.

.......a book.....you can read?!

PIE "N" MASH 21-03-2020 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 15146783)
Apologies, I'm under pressure.

Excused then,carry on.

pallet 22-03-2020 12:04 PM

Arrogant dickhead today. Parked right outside frint if Sainsburys, came out eating a whirl threw empty wrapper on the floor. Masdive car park loads of spaces has not got the brain to use that ir a bin.

ChiswickEagle 22-03-2020 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 15135552)
Alright for people who have lots of cash.

Like you clearly

You’re coming across rather poorly here

This aged well. I was criticised for suggesting that there were more important issues than lost holiday costs.

west country boy 22-03-2020 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 15146783)
Apologies, I'm under pressure.

SC, yesterday:

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images...X__400x400.jpg

Wolfnipplechips 22-03-2020 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Bintang (Post 15136187)
Good news.

It is indeed good news.

And also we had the deep joy of reading Workshop squirming about his ten grand Butlins afloat holiday and Mr. Thermomix coming over all Angelina Jolie.

ChiswickEagle 22-03-2020 11:31 PM

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Hedgehog 23-03-2020 12:57 AM

The continuation of adverts on TV for cars, cruises, and showing bars full of people to name a few.

Who the heck is going out to buy a car at this time (are they even selling?), who the heck is going to be booking a cruise at this time (are they even taking bookings?), and bars full of "happy" people is just taking the piss...

KYLIE MINEAGLE 23-03-2020 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15149380)
The continuation of adverts on TV for cars, cruises, and showing bars full of people to name a few.

Who the heck is going out to buy a car at this time (are they even selling?), who the heck is going to be booking a cruise at this time (are they even taking bookings?), and bars full of "happy" people is just taking the piss...

My feeling on this is that they are padding between programmes irrespective of who the advertiser is. They are still advertising internal flights , and Woolworths who are a supermarket here ,who have **** all to sell.

CT_Palace 23-03-2020 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by KYLIE MINEAGLE (Post 15149392)
My feeling on this is that they are padding between programmes irrespective of who the advertiser is. They are still advertising internal flights , and Woolworths who are a supermarket here ,who have **** all to sell.

Or already paid for and scheduled ad campaigns?

xmasape 23-03-2020 03:26 AM

Saw one today for an amputation attorney. Wtf?

Bintang 23-03-2020 03:34 AM

Sorry wrong thread

KYLIE MINEAGLE 23-03-2020 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 15149406)
Or already paid for and scheduled ad campaigns?

Probably this , but it don't look good, especially the supermarket ones. I had a text from a car dealership saying they had a sale on , replied I was'nt panic buying cars this week.

Maidstoned Eagle 23-03-2020 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by west country boy (Post 15149273)

Did you lend him.your teeth?

Sharkba1t 23-03-2020 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 15149303)
It is indeed good news.

And also we had the deep joy of reading Workshop squirming about his ten grand Butlins afloat holiday and Mr. Thermomix coming over all Angelina Jolie.

This thread is about things that annoy you. Where does coming all over Angelina Jolie fit in that?

Nostrils 25-03-2020 11:03 AM

Not realising that you've accidentally hit caps lock until it's too late.

Olympian2 25-03-2020 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 15152690)
Not realising that you've accidentally hit caps lock until it's too late.

OOOHH YES, DEFINI.....

Oh **** it.

Nostrils 25-03-2020 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Olympian2 (Post 15152778)
OOOHH YES, DEFINI.....

Oh **** it.

hA hA hA

Prince Phillip 25-03-2020 12:04 PM

The full-on mush up to the camera on video calls. Just give us a few more inches space and less nostrils. Or are you trying to block us seeing your washing on the airer in the background?

Stavros 69 25-03-2020 12:06 PM

People getting changed into full workout gear to go for a walk

Maidstoned Eagle 25-03-2020 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 15152832)
People getting changed into full workout gear to go for a walk

Like cyclistas puling on full Tour de France gear to go to the shops.

ceeby 25-03-2020 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by xmasape (Post 15149408)
Saw one today for an amputation attorney. Wtf?

Just armless fun, surely?

Hedgehog 25-03-2020 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 15152832)
People getting changed into full workout gear to go for a walk

We have some local walking trails, nothing too exciting, on the whole pretty flat and a well defined path.

Sadly they had to close them after this weekend due to over crowding, but when I've gone for a "walk" over there in the past, I've always had to chuckle to myself at the variations in get-ups people wear to do the walk.

It ranges from people in dress shoes, jeans and a casual jacket, to people dressed for the Himalayas complete with full-on backpacks, hiking boots and walking poles.

I like to think I'm somewhere in the middle with trainers, cargo shorts and long sleeved T-shirt.

Maidstoned Eagle 25-03-2020 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15153208)
We have some local walking trails, nothing too exciting, on the whole pretty flat and a well defined path.

Sadly they had to close them after this weekend due to over crowding, but when I've gone for a "walk" over there in the past, I've always had to chuckle to myself at the variations in get-ups people wear to do the walk.

It ranges from people in dress shoes, jeans and a casual jacket, to people dressed for the Himalayas complete with full-on backpacks, hiking boots and walking poles.

I like to think I'm somewhere in the middle with trainers, cargo shorts and long sleeved T-shirt.

Is that you on the left?

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Hedgehog 25-03-2020 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 15153217)

LOL - More like the 3rd from the left front row... with a bit more hair.

Maidstoned Eagle 25-03-2020 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 15153218)
LOL - More like the 3rd from the left front row... with a bit more hair.

Mr La dee dah Gunner Graham is you?

Hedgehog 25-03-2020 04:03 PM

I see myself more as Gunner "Gloria" Beaumont... But taller.


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