The person, that on a busy commuter train, uses one of the fold down chairs by the door.

Cherry Garcia... no fudge therein. you probably chewed on a lump of furry mould.


Anyway it is unfortunately no longer available.

Its a bit like Aston Martin making those smart car thingys and then thinking its a great idea to discontinue the DB series

People who seem incapable of filling up the right turn section of a junction properly, move all the way forward then more people can turn right. Useless twunts

Whoever decided to region-lock-ify printer ink should be flayed and rolled in salt.

Air conditioning politics at work. World War 3 nearly kicked off at our place last summer as some people would insist on having it on at 25-27 degrees. It should be a straight down the line 22 and people have to dress up or down accordingly

People with rucksack s on backs tuning round and bashing into you.

Diane Abbott running for Labour Mayor. She's about as unsuitable for the role as it gets and seems to be a closet racist.

Sponging stepson's with no pips bleating they have no money for food after getting sacked for not being arsed to turn up for work. Next week it'll be rent arrears and food for a third week on the bounce guaranteed.

Man better not be hating T. Swift...

If you can listen to 1984 and not have it stuck in your head for the next month, you're essentially dead IMO

Your stepson must be my sons twin. Mine just got fired for the same reason.

Maybe the "things that annoy you" should be simply work shy youth of today :)

Having it stuck in your head doesn't mean it's not absolutely dreadful

houses with names and not numbers - how the hell are you supposed to find them???

Even worse if the name sign's 5 inches by 2, or obscured by a tree

People who tie bags of dog shit to tree branches, its ******* disgusting, I would much rather them leave it on the floor than that, atleast it would rot down.

Geordie shore:veryangry

Pitch invasions. Every ******* play off Semi final. Yes, semi. Pricks

people who wear sunglasses in doors and continue to talk to you.. You looking at me or?

c-nts who do wheelies on mopeds. Praying you fall off

when ya walking on pavement and see 2 people approaching but they don't go in a single file and just carry on so you stop and look at them. Cant stand that sh-t

Swindon 89 was epic.

How every time I look something up in a street map (paper, not on t'interweb) the place I want is ALWAYS in a corner, on the edge, or worse still right in between the 2 pages. It is NEVER in the middle of the feckin page.

Working out of Glasgow and finding that Fred MacAulay's show has been axed :veryangry

Snigger.

Audio wallpaper

When did Intensive Care become ICU?

well before it became ITU

Teenagers

Pretty much everything at the moment.

The fact there's a KFC in Addiscombe

People on telly who say 'hey' instead of 'hello' as a greeting. Really grips my shit.

I think you will find the album is 1989

2 way bike lanes on one way streets in the city of london. C****!!!

****...

:o

More evidence of the American culture ambush . A bit like when you read this you'll go up at the end of this sentence ?

Pre empting the Gerrard love in on TV tomorrow

People who refer to people they don't know as "buddy".

Often the same people who like to post stories (strops, sulks, whatever you want to call them) to social media whereby they take the moral high ground over somebody who was probably just doing their job (in most cases) and try to hide the fact that they probably came across as condescending pricks.

Same applies to champ, pal, dude etc.

**** off.

Settle down, champ!

I was going through my voice mails at work the other day and cleaning them out. It was really noticeable that every one opened with, "Hey Bob"... Had this at least 20 times in a row.

As a 34 year veteran of living in the U.S. I can't say it annoyed me rather than made me smile.

People really are predictable wherever they call home.

Oh... And I also tend to call people Buddy lately. In my defense it is only people I know well and like.

Hey buddy... it's the American version of the English... alright mate.

And you're spelling "defence" incorrectly! :D

I had a feeling that one would get picked on as I typed it!

Thanks buddy!

No problem mate!

My neighbours who never clean their BBQ and when they use it, it fills myvwhole garden with smoke and the horrible smell of burning sausages.

People who write 'Bolaise' instead of 'Bolasie'

Must be the same brain fart as people who write "Brain" instead of Brian :D

Reminds of the old 'what do dyslexic zombies eat?' joke :)

A favourite joke of mine is 'A dyslexic man walks into a bra...'

Hey Bob, do you also get voicemail on your 'cell' phone before you go to the rest room for a shit? Rest room? Where the F did they get that from? Oh I just 'rested' in my pants (not trousers, pants).

Rest my ASS!!

Surely you mean FANNY ?

Did you hear about the dyslexic raver who got high on an F?

:D

Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!

Shit jokes

Pray, share?

yep

Did you heard about the dyslexic alcoholic? He walked into a bra?

Post 3349 ?

People who think hazard lights allow you to park anywhere.

Monday mornings when there's a screaming baby on the train, parents and young children should be directed to a separate carriage where they can all cry together

Have you heard the one about the dyslexic Yorkshireman? He was walking about with a cat flap on his head.

Planes are worse IMO. Hearing a crying baby on them instantly gets me in a bad mood

Office workers (usually Essex based) coming into work with a suit and sunglasses thinking they are the most dapper 'LAD' about

Obvious trolls and inaccurate polls.

Yet another post on the BBS straight out of a Moz song :D

When it happens again

Hotel key cards that dont work, nearly always when you are in the furthest room from reception.

Hotel wifi login that plainly doesn't work... Then having to get dressed and go down to reception with a lazy one to sort it out..

Try calling reception from your room? Had this shit plenty of times myself.

Or paying for it. In this age being charged for wifi

People asking you what answers you wrote in an exam immediately after you finished.

People who say after an exam, that they have passed, and with a really good grade too. Oh how I chuckle when they fail.

These guys are hotel receptionists, not the IT helpdesk.. + theyre German so doppel unhelplich

Your Plan B then:D

Could you not just make a withdrawal from the wank-bank?

Smash your room up with a baseball bat, surely?
Works for me.

People who eat when walking down the street

Especially if it's a Sunday Roast or a full curry with bread and dips. Tossers.

Whats a moz song?

Hesitant scottish drivers. Just go ffs.

Morrissey, I believe

This.

Also drivers who come to almost a complete stop when negotiating speed bumps

Give them a break, have you ever tried to drive whilst trying to open another bottle of scotch?

:)

Its a nightmare at roundabouts if you are used to driving a certain way.

Bloody whistles, of the referee variety, on the radio. Sodding talkshite has got another advert with one in. So pissed off with leaping three foot in the air because of em.

Fat people who eat whilst doing their shopping in the supermarket.................and your FAT why?!!!! they just cant control themselves and should be slung out the moment they start eating

Ah yeah, cheers. Meat is Murder and all that.

I bet they don't pay for half their shopping as they've eaten a three course meal, slung the wrappers and shit it out well before they've got anywhere near the checkout.

People walking along the street bloody texting and not looking where they're going.

First time I went to a LIDL, I saw a family feasting on pies that were consumed, and the wrappers disposed of before reaching the checkouts with some legitimate purchases. However, though consumed, the contraband had not yet been shat out prior their departure. I was a little shocked, but not surprised really - it was in Witehawk.

Sunglasses worn on the top of the head.

Absolutely and people posting on here while OUCH WHO PUT THAT LAMP POST THERE?

WTF is wrong with you two?

Yes, dead simple.

In Scotland, it's a life skill taught as part of the national curriculum during infancy and, amusingly, paid for by the rest of you. :)

People who abandon their country for financial reasons then act as if they are the ultra patriot.

Yes Mr. Connery, I'm referring to you.

People who send virus emails. Why ????

No girlfriend

for exiled:-

Perhaps to avoid damage to the cars suspension? or to protect aching bodies ....you will reach old age sooner than you think!

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEMY-g9WoAEgqqW.jpg
A piece of crap...who would **** it has she even got a better half?

People, mainly Americans, who say "erbs" in stead of Herbs. I don't know why it makes me twitch so much, but it does.

People that park on their front lawns.