:hi:

Although I draw the line at Team Kit, Yellow and Polka Dot. Anything else goes, in fact my most expensive clothing is my cycling kit :D

Oi! Karate kid! No!

The washing machine tripping the electricity all the time.

Team kit is a big no, unless what you're riding matches what you're wearing, for this reason i refuse to be seen in public with a certain BBSer when he's wearing his new Etixx Quickstep jersey!!!

Also Yellow / polka etc jerseys must be earned, not bought, anyone wearing one is a twunt of the highest order :p

Lever arch files

Climate change true believers.......

The "who was the last famous person you saw" thread

Should be renamed: "Who was the last very slightly somewhat recogonisable public figure you saw"

Next door neighbours who have decided it is fun to get a bass guitar and try playing Men of Harlech very, very, very, very, very badly.

Addison Lee

Great tune though. I thought you people would be stirred by that.

It is, and I would be, but they are so out of tune I think they may have got a Zulu as a lodger and he is getting revenge for the film.

Were you interviewed on bbc surrey yesterday? Brilliant radio - the effervescent roving reporter in dorking looking for people to talk to about how great the cycling is in the area with all the great events and the colours. Man in street response: it's a pain in the arse having cycling events and cyclists here.

I think it was the same programme that advised that cycling in Lycra stops chafing. Bless.

Friends who seemingly can't remember anything you tell them. They say it's just their poor memory I think it's more down to not really bothered about what you tell them

Put your empty crisp packets in the right bin you Polar Bear murderer.

:D

As long as he doesn't burn the flats down john :eek:

What was it that civil eagle was banging on about on here a couple of hours ago?

(As a current learner)

People who come up ridiculously close behind me when I'm going at the speed limit for the road knowing full well that the instructor will simply apply the brake if I go over it :D

I've already poked hole in the wall with a knife so I've got my escape route ready.:p

Can't remember

:D

Can't remember - I think my memory is getting worse.

Should be renamed get ready to Google thread.

Professional sportsmen who add the letter 'y' to the surname of their colleagues, and refer to them using this word.

Example: England cricketer Ben Stokes (or Stokesy to his mates) referring to fellow England Cricketers Adam Lyth and Mark Wood:

"Down at breakfast with Lythy & Woody before we start our #RoadToEdgbaston! #Ashes #AlwaysABetterWay"

I'm going to call you stink from now on ;)

Very good :)

:)

Being surrounded by noisy weegies on a plane. Was looking forward to a kip.

Scum like this who bring discredit to the police

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...sh-accent.html

Malaga's new signing goes to the limit. He is called Juan Carlos but he is known as Juanka. Probably f*cking plays like one as well.

Wonder why then the last King of Spain wasn't known as 'King Juanka.

CHOCK#?

Quality Chocks :p

Sporting injuries.

Finally after a few too many years of neglect, am trying to get fit again.

Survived a game of football last week, playing at walking pace for the most part and dealt with the aches and pains for a few days afterwards. Today feeling just that little bit fitter, I ended up pulling a hamstring.

Came home, hot soak, painkillers, two danish pastries and numerous cigarettes. Now deciding on what fat bastard food substances I will shovel in later.

Getting fit is over rated.

Knowing I'm getting old. I look through the papers online and I don't recognise the name of over half the 'celebrities' mentioned.

It could be the onset of old age, as in I have heard of them and forgotten them, or it could be that I have never heard of them. I'd like to think it's the latter but I fear it may be the former.

Don't worry Tom Jones is still about buggering pigs and Shirley Bassey is still wearing a rug to cover up her fuzzy wuzzy. And Max Boyce is still a c*nt.

I'm the same, I don't recognise half the so called celebrities nowadays, especially those that appear on Celebrity Big Brother /Strictly/ numerous games shows etc.

I also realised I was getting old whilst watching an NFL game on TV last year - the cheerleaders were strutting their stuff in their bikinis, and I was sat there thinking "I like the Bears jacket that bloke in the third rows wearing". Ten years ago I'd have paused the picture and opened a box of Kleenex :eek:

Having to sort out other peoples mess at work, esp when the mess is caused by ignoring my advice in the first place

Grown men at cricket matches waving a 4/6 card in the air when there's a boundary. As naff as those paper clappers at Brighton. Also the only one doing the '4' signal should be the umpire

Being in a restaurant and having to listen to other peoples conversation because they want you to hear how important they are.
Working in a town in London and feeling like I am on holiday because no one else speaks in English.

People who buy coffee from Starbucks.

Starbucks, full stop

That's how the comedian, actor, writer, presenter, Steven Fr got his working name.

Don't know why people bother with Starbucks/Costa/Nero when in Croydon, Camden Coffee House in the Whitgift is much better

That there are 6 Conor Wickham threads.

Netflix dropping out mid show, May need a new internet provider

The fact that nearly all the women at work walk around in flip flops (or derivatives of)... while I really don't want to, the fact that if I did I would get sent home to change is somewhat annoying.

Grocery customers leaving their carts at the checkout register. DID YOU GROW UP IN A BARN

Assuming you mean trolley, I've literally never seen this, and I used to work in a supermarket. If someone did this I'd have slapped them and gladly got the sack for it.

You tell the Yankee bastardisers of our language! :p

Trust me... you will be calling them carts within 5 years.

I must be too rep-friendly, feels like 50-75% of the time I try to give it I get the typical "share it around" message. :(

No chance Squire.

I take every opportunity to confuse our American cousins by calling it a trolley. :D

I miss Trolley.

Only in San Fransisco would it have any meaning. Albeit the wrong meaning.

Shopping trolley sounds so quaint now

Marvellous Fayre.











Twat

People who ****ed off to America standing up for the migrants in Calais saying the UK should let them in, and then coming on here calling Trolleys carts ffs

:(

repped :p

Didn't you only change recently?

I've been going through the 'change' for somewhile dear boy

My body clock, when I get in and get to sleep at approx 8:30am I do not expect the complete Bastard to then wake me up just 3 hours later. Especially when it did similar to me last night giving me a sum total of 6 hours sleep all sodding weekend

Lie on the settee, far more chance of nodding off again :p

Maybe he could re register as Cart.

:lux:

I posted a long time ago that women who wear flip flops anywhere other than the beach or by a pool are nothing but lazy slags.

They seem akin to wearing slippers from what I can tell. Comfy and easy to skip on and off.

Or as you say...

What about men who do the same? I once wore a pair to the Palace beer festival a big big mistake

App designers that are constantly upgrading the App and ******* it up.

Sort of obvious I guess, justify your job by working on improvements, **** it up, then justify your job by fixing it.

There is a name for this, and I can't remember what it is... something like self-fulfilling prophecy I think.

Those little cornflies are a ball ache today.

That's just classed in the same way as blokes who walk down the road and into their local forgetting they were wearing slippers. The once Mayor of Croydon did that so don't beat yourself up about it. And he was probably far more pissed up. :)

Edit: Nobody was ever as hammered as him.

Which Mayor was it btw

The one who was always pissed up.

God this 100 times over, my heart sinks ever time I see the you have 25 updates awaiting icon

Ah yes.

The question is whether he was going out......or going out out.

I've noticed American politicians have an obsession with mentioning creating jobs in speeches. "Creating jobs" this, "creating jobs" that. A bit ridiculous, considering these are often the same politicians who are advocating government budget cuts every year, and so would be creating unemployment in the sector they control and leaving job creation to the private sector, completely outside their control. So how can they claim to be "creating jobs"?

They would say by reducing governmental costs (reducing government paid employment) they could reduce taxes thus giving private enterprise more cash to invest in growth.
Something like that anyway.

Politician BS in reality. "Creating jobs" is just a meaningless sound-bite.

Don't worry. Now that he is on the way out, Obama wants to save the planet!

Cilla ******* Black.

Scousers talking lovingly of "one of their own" do people really get upset by a celebrity dying.

10 week gout attacks

People in ill-fitting leisurewear and equally poorly sized-dentures, with all the time left in the world, standing around chatting in groups of at least four, in narrow supermarket aisles blocking your access to the kidney beans.

People in supermarkets shouting into mobile phones as they suddenly ram their trolley into the back of your ankle.

Charity collector, aesthetically pleasing types, guarding each checkout from a swift escape, insisting they squash your bread, smash your eggs and look disapprovingly at your excessive calorie intake laden trolley as they drop your pile cream on the floor for all to inspect.

Sky TV agents, AA and RAC men under annoyingly situated umbrellas not taking NO, I don't want your bleedin' rotten service for an answer.

As a recent visitor to Orlando Disney, I won't miss parents with buggies they can't steer.

Especially those who open them up in the exit of the Disney buses so everyone else concertinas up behind them and has to squeeze past.

Walk a few feet to the side first, and then put your tiara-wearing princesses on board their buggies!

You enjoyed your supermarket experience today then?

My wife, why the f*** does she leave everything to the last minute, the taxi to the airport is due in 15 mins so what does she decide to do, yep pop to Coulsdon for some reason I can't fathom

I feel your pain.

300mg Alipurinol once a day, stopped 20 years of this poxy disease, haven't had the slightest twinge in 3 years now, no side affects either.

Available from your doctor or over the counter in European pharmacies for about 40 quid for a years supply. You won't regret it.

16 weeks of Plantar Faciitis - Ceeby - your solution please?!

Haha ! I don't know you but you mention your wife a few times on this thread :D

Bishopsgate and The City - knobs everywhere.

The feckin Audible app.

Lush, and its ******* awful stench. Why should they allowed to pollute a public space with that sinus wrenching smell?!

There isn't one mate. Three years of this in both feet including cortisone in both heels:eek:......an absolute bastard. I work on my feet too.

Stopped almost overnight about a year ago.:lux::lux:

Also on allopurinal to cure gout which is far, far worse than plantar fasciitis. Good news is since I've been on it x 3 daily I've also not suffered an attack. Last time I had it in the ankle. :eek::veryangry:eek:

I had this in both feet. It was fixed by an osteopath using deep massage.

Oooh. And what did she do with your feet ?

She was a very attractive Brazilian woman but sessions with her were all pain and no pleasure.

You need one or two night splints to sleep in and stretching exercises in the morning:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Brace%C2%AE-...ds=foot+braces

Good set of orthotics helps too.

Worked for me.

The enormous Smiths/Wetherpoons outlet that's plonked right in the middle of Victoria Stations concourse , It should be demolished to free up access routes in the horrendously overcrowded Station .

These people annoy me;

Lazy work mates who come up with feeble excuses as to why they are not, after I lose my temper at their inactivity and call them a ******* lazy **** a couple of times.

Managers who have a word with me for calling a lazy co worker a ******* lazy **** despite the fact they actually agree with the sentiment.

Me, for agreeing with the manager that I should not have done it and will never do it again.

Headhunters. Clueless time wasting parasites.

Poor interview?


Anyway.......agreed.

Flies flies flies attacking us everywhere in Spain WTF the scum isn't supposed to be around until September or October but the extra humidity this year must be something to do with it. Loads buzzing around me trying to sit and enjoy a beer after work its a pisser, how those kids in Africa can sit there with 50 of them crawling over their snot ridden faces defies me.

Estate Agents

Indeed, where is the laddie plying his trade now?

People who come into work clearly sick, cough and splutter all day long then make everyone else sick.

People who moan about tube strikes...get walking and see the city