The use of the word folk instead of people.
Folk is a musical genre beloved of sandal wearing beardies, nothing more.

Bill O'Reilly and the "folks"!

The man is a total arse.

City National (US Bank)

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People at work asking 'are you winning?'

Shaddap.

Classic Brother Ben.

I know the tone. Bloody hell. I was on a train and three people in the same carriage had this f*cking noise going on for half an hour from Madrid to Malaga, I had to piss off and stand in the bar carriage the rest of the journey. As if I wouldn't have done anyway but that's not the point. :)

Kaveh Solhekol from sky sports news. Most notably the pain stakingly slow pace at which he speaks coupled with his excrutiating false placement of emphasis on practically every word which contains more than 1 syllable.

Like painstakingly? ;)

Kay Burley and everyone who sails in her. In fact sky tv in general.

Nope. That's things that annoy you. Others have also fallen into the same trap on this thread and may face a ban. Mind you the two do overlap.

Like the bloke who thinks he's 1980s Del Boy and walks into the bar with his suit jacket draped over his shoulders. So cringeworthy but then I get annoyed because I can't glass the c*nt.

Why? Only plastic in the pub? :)

Having duplicate things that annoy you shouldnt be a crime. Especially where Sky is concerned. Hope Corbyn shoots the satellite out of the sky like Hank Scorpio.

Polystyrene

Fanny Farts

IIIIIIIIIDENTITYYYYYYYY!!

Arsenal supporting Leaders of the Labour Party

Eh??

Did you move my posts?! They both make me cringe.

No. You posted in here polystyrene!

I think it's marvellous that a company like Sky support people who need a helping hand in life .

"Portly" ladies who need to look in a mirror before they venture outside in their Lyrca

Never understood what Notlob means apart from being Bolton backwards. why do certain weirdos call then this?

My personal hate is for Clowns/Clowntown Pathetic etc

People that actually go out of their way to behave like a Khunt.

"My bad"
"Can I get?"
People that call people *****

fatties in general, especially when they sit next to you on the bus

related: when you're on an empty bus and a few people get on and of all the seats on the top deck to choose, the **** sits right next to me. What the **** are they playing at? They're usually fat as well, squeezing me into the window

smh

Rugby
Tennis

Talksport

Mark Noble

Things that... threads

Rupert Murdoch
John McCain

Notlob originated in the Monty Python 'Dead Parrot Sketch'. Part of a typical long, convoluted joke. The pet shop owner's brother had a shop in Bolton. Palindromes were involved - "It don't work. The palindrome of Bolton would be Notlob."

Geordie Matt bloke on the one show. Something I just don't like about him - He just grates on me.

And Kate Garraway and Susanna Reid on GMB - So false with there jokey banter. Very cringeworhy - Reid was good on the BBC so shame she has dumbed down so much.

The people that wave those big flags behind the goals at Arsenal when they score

Irrelevant signs. M74 – J13 ish services. WTF is a massive ‘drive on the left’ sign doing up that dwarfs the service area! There’s no port, ferry, airport around - the services are in the middle of nowhere. Is it for drunken Scotsmen?

Back on the motorway and there’s a sign saying ‘drive with a seatbelt’, closely followed by ‘don’t use a mobile phone’, ‘don’t drink and drive’ and ‘tiredness can kill’. I turned off before the ones that said ‘bears shIt in the woods’, ‘the pope’s a catholic’ and 'remember to breathe'.

And when one said ‘incident 40 mph’, it turned out the only incident was an idiot who’d forgotten to turn the sign off. Just stop it with your stupid signs. Or turn them into transmitters so you can get DAB radio properly.

DAB radio in a car! Fecking Norman Collyer FM. Does my head in.

"The" Arsenal

"Can I get?"
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That is really annoying.

Is it American?

Obsession in the UK with CCTV.
Sara Cox the Dj.

Trains are just as bad

Its an offence to travel without a ticket

This is the train to x

The next station is y

Please keep phone conversations to a minimum

This is coach 5 of 8

Please mind the closing doors

Please report any suspicious bags to a member of staff or a police officer


It's non stop recorded messages now and again interrupted by a driver who sounds like he'd rather be on strike.

:D

That is really annoying.

Is it American?[/QUOTE]

I don't know. It's surprising what bollox people will say if they think it sounds good.

Owen Hargreaves talking a "TONNE" of shit. Annoying c*nt.

Dwight Yorke was abysmal on sky tonight. We can't see the game Dwight so you are meant to tell us what's happening not sit there making noises and pulling faces. Jesus

Finding my next door neighbours recycling bin full when I tried to stick my excess papers and plastics in it, just before the truck came to collect. He lives on his own - WTF is he filling it with?

Mark Notlob.

Tell him to Notlob so much stuff in it.

Matt Le Tissier

Sounds like his bollocks are yet to drop

Melt

Great player though

Our postman can't seem to shut our gate. You'd think that a postman would be a dab hand at gate closing.

Agreed

Just a wank pundit

Teenagers who throw small change away in the street. Really annoys me when my one does it. Probably they view 1p, 2p and 5p differently these days to how we did.

Toilets in hotel lounges that have timed light sensors. Why can't you get the light to go off once I've actually left the amenity? Having everything go coal black whilst I'm still in trap 5 doing my business, is not the way for hotels to continue to get my business.

Fortunately I was catching up on the BBS when the incident occurred.

Horses that take a huge shit right in between two bollards on the cycle path, meaning there's no way to avoid cycling straight through it & spraying it all over my boots :veryangry

There is one particular bar I never have a shit in for this reason. The timer switch is OUTSIDE the trap and hardly set for even a long piss. I make sure I go to other bars for a poo poo.

the "theres no veneer in ere" advert. drives me made

lenient sentencing for violent f***wits!

People working for charities that jump in front of you on the street from out of nowhere and try to engage in shitty conversation with you

Maybe his neighbour on the other side managed to dump in his box before you?!

I think that's an answer for a different thread.

Breaking my 'Grumpy Dad' mug. It was 1.5 times the size of normal mugs and I'm now annoyed as well as being even more grumpy.

Commuters who change lane at the last minute as they approach ticket barriers

Always attempt the trip. Sometimes you are too far away but you may get lucky with the stride.

Causing them to collapse onto the reader and opening the barriers for me? I like it.

Its the way forward :p

Kids who can't be bothered to put their shoes on the shelf and just chuck them on the floor under the stairs for the millionth time despite me asking nicely constantly. Solution: Chucking them out the window onto the trampoline when its raining (the shoes, not the kids).

People who start sentences with "Look" or "So" .

Stop it right now.

I went to school this morning, like then I had classes like.

I am currently beating this one out of my kids, like

'Obs'. You may be related to me by blood love, but I will beat you to death with a shovel if you say that to me again.
OBS means 'Oriental Boy Soldiers'. Everyone knows that.

"Dad can I like have 10 bucks?"
"Well, err, like, you know, like, I just, like errr, well not that I like, err like want to, like, say no, but like if I had a err, you know, normal like request with err like without the like word like I might like be more err you know happy to like err like saying err yes like to your like request, but as you like said like I err like really don't have" etc ad infinitum, you get the idea.
He soon stopped saying "like"

But not for long, I bet. They can't help themselves. Once upon a time, it was only valley girls who spoke that way.

This 'So' thing that people are doing is indeed bloody annoying. American shit. Not long before it gets worse. I was looking at a forum posted in mainly by yanks and one thread started:

"So here's the thing...."

to be honest he's really not that bad. He's 19 and at college which may have something to do with it. Certainly not as bad as when he was at High School, only now he's asking for 50 bucks...

Like the use of like the word 'like' like.

:D

She'll say thank you next time.

Actually thats another one; holding the door open for people in shops who just walk in like its your job to hold the fecking door open for them.

I don't get that? Surely those barriers are for people coming out, why is he pretending to go in? Not for a camera set up perchance? If so he's a c*nt.

Unless looking at it closely she's in on it as well with that obvious dive.

Hmm, looks like she mouths something to him. The barriers we have can be switched to admit people or exit them at the turn of the key. He might usually get in that way, or it might be a set up for a recording as you say. Nice trip though, no recovering from that one, smartass.

Think you're right there and she does say something.

chuggers have their own special place in hell reserved just for them next to payday loan company CEO's and ISIS

Ooh you stopped me just in time from posting my new thread entitled :

"Sew your trousers thread".

It had pictures and everything , like .

Insects, especially the one that bit me a couple of days ago and gave me cellulitis, my arm looks like I've been on steroids and wanking a lot

The Adelaide Crows for putting on one of the most rubbish performances I've ever seen in finals footy

Psychiatrists:

So, when did you first feel the compulsion to go on Facebook and click 'like'?

Having a shit song stuck in my head. I've had that Jess Glynne bint on repeat in my head all day and I hate it. She can barely sing ffs and it won't go away

Who?

Where?

South Sydney fans.

The Cloud wifi.

Why the f u ck cant it recognise me from the last visit?

Why do foreigners, when speaking English, say 'for sure' as an affirmative answer e.g Mouriniho?

Who teaches them this?

I've never heard it used by anyone born in the UK or Ireland.

Probably because it's the way they would speak in their own language. For instance when a Spaniard agrees with something he will say "seguro" which means for sure (well it does in that context but it's used other ways too).

Thought it was just me but you're right very annoying

The influx of unnecessary, often repetitive new threads after a loss

Repetitive, negative, slagging every player off posters after a loss, really do they expect to win every single ******* game?!

Yes we should win every game. By at least 3 goals. We are an established premier league team now you know

The points don't matter...its the team selected and shape!
Three wingers and no striker...
Three monkeys posting above my post here!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-iTiLOY4hrC...California.jpg

Exiting Holborn station from the Central line.

It's because they are getting paid to do it. If they were just volunteers shaking a tin they would leave you alone

F1 racing drivers started it.." For sure the tyres will be important!"

They are on 30% of your donation.

Waiting behind a car at the petrol station when the driver comes back to car (having paid), gets in and then, instead of driving off promptly to allow the car behind to use the pump, proceeds to fanny about for flippin' ages before eventually starting up.

General bad management of utensils in dishwasher.

You mean women.