The over-acting of roving TV news reporters. “This is Tom Titt, in Madrid, hamming it up for all I’m worth...”

That made me think about the journalist f*ckwits on the daily No. 10 Coronavirus briefing.


None of them ask questions of any value - they all seem to want prove what smug, self-serving c*nts they are.

Yep, Brexit was a great way to smoke out some nasty elements.

Journos and TV broadcasters trying to make out they're on some sort of crusade for truth and fighting for the NHS, key workers etc . Todays top twat - Piers *******
Morgan. :jerkit:

Gets my vote.

Mob justice? I'm in.

Mob justice is a bit random on a ‘things that annoy you’ thread.

Not for Piers Morgan. Also, you're gonna need to work on your story. This won't cut it in court.

Have no idea what you are talking about. I am sure it makes sense to you.

That's more like it.

Are you Piers Morgan. It would explain a lot.

PM doesn’t need a crusade to be a complete fvck trumpet

He’s been an embarrassment to the British media for years. How he’s still working is beyond me (other than for controversy)

He’s an absolute grade A ****

Mean.

People shopping in supermarkets bathed in their own exercise sweat. 2 metres isn't enough.

It's a pandemic.

Not just the chronic use of the redundant phrase ‘moving/going forward’ but the brazen, shameless smugness of the twat spewing it

I've noticed a lot of uses of this on the BBS recently, and can't work out if the culprits are 4 REAL like Richey Manic, or just trying to boil your piss.

Last night I completely cleared out Facebook. Stupidly I had acquired 600 friends and contacts (now down to 90), and about 50 groups (now down to 10).

Got rid of all the Palace people that I have never met, and the mutltitude of groups. The BBS has all the Palace info one should need.

Let's see how Facebook operates for me now.

Zuckerberg is bricking it as I type this post.....

:)

It was a TV twatess who provoked my latest outburst, but you can bet the ones on here are for real, and that’s the worrying thing moving forward

I give Facebook another 5 years before it goes the way of Blockbuster...

That does make laugh a bit - who has 600 friends; never mind 90?

If you count the number of people you actually have a meaningful relationship with, I doubt it enters double figures for most people.

I'm a grumpy c*nt anyway but my wife is very social and I doubt she has more than double digit friends she sees regularly.

...but my box is nice and tody for now...going forward...

I am an immigrant. I reckon.. 30 or so good friends from back in the day UK, about 15 BBSers (current and Ex), some family here another 10, 25 people here in Chile, ohhh and Vince Hilaire.

Ooh er misses.

I have 36 friends on Facebook (shocked it's that many). I would say 5 are real friends, the rest are acquaintances at best... 2 are actually dead!

I have a Facebook Friend I worked with who has 1,663 friends... She is in Real Estate now, but WTF!

Going to check if Peter has kicked me off Facebook, I may be some time.

I'm still there.:hi:

Only because I showed him how to hide people so you dont see their posts.

The last three posters survive the cull. Especially Kitticat.

Yup, what a waste of space. Asks a question, that’s usually too long winded, and then shouts down the responder without giving him/her enough of a chance to provide a full answer. Ignorant pig of a man.

I joined Facebook briefly several years ago but left pretty pronto when I kept getting messages from people I’d never heard of apparently wanting to be my friend.

Sat in the garden enjoying the sun shine,beer and smoker doing it's thing.Having to listen to the shit that is todays music(feck I'm getting old)being pumped out by the knob jocky behind us:jerkit::jerkit:
Neighbour next door asked them to turn it down a bit, to no avail. Wont be a day to soon they get fecked off out of it:veryangry

Motorists speeding, ridiculous so... when the roads are as quiet as I’ve ever seen them.

Bizarre !

This

There’s a couple of proper dicks live round the corner from me and come speeding up and down our road (a 30 but down to 20 as and when due to a school next door). They must be mid 20 year old but it’s like they've just passed their tests. Wanky exhausts that make a noise. Fvcking wankers. And they’ve been told they’re fvcking wankers as well.

Next stop rozzers

Heard a bit of this lately around here. There are some regular speeders with the flash exhausts but now they have clear roads.

People dawdling around the supermarket, not following the arrows, staring at their phones, taking ages making their food choices.
Get a wriggle on as they say in Australia!

Yep, just been to Morrisons after work and it's the same. I can understand picking up non essentials but some people just seem to be browsing. If you had a certain shower gel last time just pick it up again and so on. My local newsagent is worse as it has narrow aisles all marked out for two meter standing on a one-way system so you have to wait for the person in front to decide what they want for tea before you can move forward.

As for speeding drivers, I been going to work at 0615 every morning and there are some extremely keen people wanting to get to work early even at that time!

I'll give myself three guesses Pie . . . . Drum n Bass / Ragga / Jungle / R&B (Contemporary) or just routine X Factor stereo-typical garbage?

Sorry, that was 4.

Just out riding my bike (following all acceptable social distancing rules as suggested by State, County and city guidelines), and while passing people who were walking in the designated pedestrian lane giving them the suggested 6 feet clearance, not once but twice some Tour De France wanker overtook me on the inside between me and the people walking.

Look, I know what it's like to be doing 15 to 20 mph and having to slow down to pass someone safely, and it can be annoying, but these are special times FFS!

Wankers!

Get off and milk it? 😁

I think he needs to develop a penchant for listening to Mahler late at night.

The Doris getting drunk and thinking she’s Mark Morrison.

OK, that one goes over my head. :confused:

Bloody hell. How old are you Vendy . Not heard that in years.

It's a bike thing. I don't know where it comes from but for people of a certain age, it's part of your growing up stuff.

Interesting... considering I'm one of the older farts on here, I don't recall ever having heard that term before.

Some sort of high pitched squawk accompanied by some sort of synthesized shit.
The neighbour who asked them to turn it down got a visit from the women and it's boyfriend early evening.The fella wasn't being intimidated by them and told em to fvck off:jerkit:
This is turning into a right pain in the arse:mad:

I know theyre busy but, give the old bill a ring.

You're obviously not so old then:hi:

I wonder what the average age of us regular BBSers is? And I'm not talking about 'regular' as in having to wear adult pampers.

Must be late 40s or early 50s..thread idea..

:lux::lux:

I doubt they’re as busy as normal to be honest

They're bored shitless round here, at least in the daytime. Never seen so many.

They wouldn't be if numpties didn't keep going to the park.

Too exclusive Pete. Geriatric thread?:lux:

Start with the council environmental dept. They will have arrangements to complain. If nothing else at least it gets registered and on their radar.

Also, if they are renting they'll be breaching the tenancy agreement. If you know who is the Landlord / Letting Agent / Housing Ass then they should be notified.

All the best.

How beautifully centred and in-focus everyone is with their tv videos of themselves. It takes me at least 5 minutes of a Facetime to give something that’s a bit more than nostrils or ear-holes.

Stories - what new Facebook hell is this. And just as people are stuck at home with nothing to do.

:p

As a youth in the late 70's it was a comment shouted at the old fella's riding their bike.. Slowly.

M&M adverts.

They are f*cking annoying in America but being back in England makes me want to cause serious damage to my TV.

a bit like the modern variant 'Bus wankers'. LOL

I probably heard it at the time then, but it’s one of those things that hasn’t stuck.

I can see how the post about me was appropriate now! [emoji106]

I genuinely have no idea how it sprang in to my mind! Been at least forty years lol.

Was Jasper! used by most of you oldies, when spotting a wasp?

They are not new.

I had always assumed that was just a West Country thing (also, I'm not as old as you lot on here).

Yep.

The mental health service in Norfolk....no way is my son ever getting through this.

What’s the situation mate ?

He's a 24 year old anorexic which has slipped since anxieties, OCD, paranoia and voices have ramped up in the last couple of months. But since another suicide attempt he's not able to take the latest form of prescribed medication for fear of further liver damage, so not even able to suppress or control his voices with medication. The lad is a walking mess after weeks of serious self harm and my ex is on constant suicide watch with him sixty miles away. Obviously police and paramedics have been regular visitors but mental health youth side don't seem to have the balls to act firmly, which is what he desperately needs.

Very sorry to read that glenn.f hope you can find some way to help them both, best wishes.

Very early 70's as well. Wonder how localised it was... this was in the Forest Hill / Catford border.

. . . and the SKY advert for their WiFi featuring an animated American family. WTF?? It's a UK business, advertising a UK product to a UK market. Sometimes I get the need for it but not for WiFi FFS!

Bloody hell, must be terrible for you all. :(

Shit, sorry to hear that

Hope you can get the help needed ASAP

That puts everything into perspective. Fingers crossed for you all, gf.

Cheers fellas, I'm not the one living through it every day unlike my ex. But both me and my number one, who's living down in Clapham are enduring a torrid few weeks and especially days over this Easter break in trying to share the burden. Whether mistakes are being made on both sides between mental health / doctors and my ex and our son, who is still a grown adult, we aren't really sure. It's nailed on the lad needs to be sectioned for the safety of both of them but why it's not happened as yet, we have no clue. Palace was often something we could distract him with but it's all come to a head at the wrong time really.

Jamie Oliver - Keep Cooking And Carry On.

In a kitchen larger than my whole flat, conveniently stocked with every conceivable ingredient/"left-over" (and then some), all conveniently pre-prepared, and with a balcony full of fresh herbs, he conjures up recipes way beyond 90% of people in normal circumstances, let alone "in the current circumstances". And presumably raking in the dosh. (If he is donating the fees/proceeds to the NHS fight against Coronavirus, I take that bit back).

Piss off, you fat mockney :jerkit:

'Smashed it', 'nailed it'. Any of those overused adjectives. F**k off.

Agreed. For that reason those peloton adverts really piss me off.

Dealing with work based politics albeit remotely.

Getting orders from some lacky (best mate of the boss) who has only been in the job one month, and is already trying to move up the chain of command.

Boss told me to apologise to her for my curt email telling her to stop emailing me. lol

Feck that.

Its a show, its showing you what you could do.

Do hope your lad gets the support he needs and PDQ. Quite unacceptable considering money set aside for Defence / HS2 / Refurb of Parliament etc etc that you have to suffer this nightmare and yet no apparent solution forthcoming? I feel for you mate and it would seriously make my year if he can come out of this and get his life back on track. Big man hugs to you all x

Next week - Usain Bolt shows me how I could run a sub-10 second 100 metres....

It's entertainment. He could run a show showing how to make nutritious and easy packed lunches for essential NHS (and other) staff.

Good excuse to re-run this mind . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jns9NHhzGeM

:supergrin:

I was riding my bike the other day trying to do some Corovexercise, when some bloke - probably about the same age as me, shouted, "Get off and milk it" !!!! Gosh I was cross, I know I wasn't going very fast and am no spring chicken, but still!

😁

Just offered my resignation as an option....

...i.e. negotiated resignation...and probably towards the end of the year.

Crisis will see a lot more doing the same.

Yep. Lets hope he doesn't have the audacity to do it in a house thats nicer than yours.

Like this?





Beware though, he's in a nice house AND has all the ingredients, which is, apparently, very annoying.

cf.

Are you familiar with the masterclass concept?

https://www.masterclass.com/classes/...s-fundamentals

https://www.masterclass.com/classes/...SAAEgKw8vD_BwE

On Today’s edition of ‘Sky Sports tongues the arshole of the wankers’:

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...143aa5882e.jpg

Only if it's not done in a property that's better than his, are these anywhere near acceptable.

So you are saying that i "smash it" and "nail it" with my posts? Muchas gracias Penfold.

I suspect I might be being whooshed here, but it is a million miles from what Joe Public has to contend with atm, with unfettered supply of food and facilities that 95% of people (not just me) can only see in a professional kitchen. Let him preen himself in a normal kitchen. It is supposed to be encouragement for everyone in our times of difficulty, not "Look at me, plebs".

And he is still a tosser.