It's because apple products are overpriced

Their sales figures would suggest their price point is about right

Tell me where u live, and I'll come collect you in my car.

:D

:D

Think I actually paid more for my s6 when it came out.

Fair enough if someone prefers an Apple product but the attitude of some is hilarious. They genuinely think it is strange if you dont have an iPhone. I had the 5s for about a week and sold it.

And they don't just want them for themselves they want to bring 5 mates too. All massive, loyal fans of course

I'm lucky enough to get an iPhone with work. But I agree, I wouldn't pay for my own

Sometimes it is really true.:(

I had season ticket until 5 years ago (and paid for my brother's too) until I was made redundant, when both our tickets had to be given up. Try affording even a single match on job-seeker's allowance, which barely covers necessities (although I am still a member). Recent health issues mean I probably couldn't hold down a job now, even if I could get one at 63, or even get to a match now.

Due to the generosity of few BBS-ers (I only know a few personally), I have seen three matches in the last few years - and, no, they weren't "big" games. But I never have "mates" in tow ('cos I haven't got any :D)

New mods throwing their weight around for no good reason.

People posting their 'Year in Review' on Facebook.

On a similar theme to the above, round robin newsletters. Who the **** still does that in 2016?

The saturday morning aftermath of a night out on the piss with the lads followed by a stonking curry.

But for what you actually get, the iPhone is far too expensive. I was considering the 7+， the bloody thing is 800 quid for a decent model. I went for the Huawei Mate 9 pro for half that in the end which is just as good (if not better if Android is your thing)

I think Slimbloke is rightly just trying to stop the constant abuse we tend to throw at each other at the drop of a hat

Seems a good idea to me

"You over sensitive prick"....





Is the neg rep you sent me for disagreeing with you a while back.

You probably deserved it. :p

Cheating c units like Snodgrass

Or that their customers are mugs

people that get upset by other people spending their money on what they like

Not me, I couldn't give a shit what people spend their money on or what they have. I buy iphones for the missus, I prefer my windows phone after my Samsung phone pissed me off.

Premier League managers with bucket loads of arrogance but little ability to back it up.

this, this, this
Who gives a shit?

100%, i whinge too much about FB so wasn't gonna mention it but as you've raised it.

Surely the people who publish theirs must appreciate no one looks at them?

I have upgraded my IPhone 6s Plus to. Motorola G4 plus at third of the price for twice the phone only thing not as good is the camera

Over the top Christmas Lights outside houses. Chav Britain.

Footballers who suck their thumb after scoring. Or run round with their tongues out,is it a Polynesian throw back or something?

As FB is an easy way to private message friends and send vids and photos, I have the displeasure of catching the absolute bollocks people write in their timelines.

You really get a feel of who has the most fragile egos reading through that. A massive case of, 'LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!' 'Look how interesting my life is and how benevolent i am.'

I've got an iPhone 6sc and really like it. Does everything I want of it. Granted I haven't tried any others so don't know what I'm missing.

One of you wise guys are going to tell me what I'm missing now aren't you? :sob:

Actually I'm interested to hear how you can have a phone that is twice as good as an iPhone 6s+. I can see how you may be able to buy a phone with double the memory, but a camera with double the resolution? Or is it a software thing?
Wrong thread I know, but if the OP is unable to satisfy my curiosity then:

people who over exaggerate

People that comment on posts that they have not read properly. He quite clearly stated that the camera is not as good.

:D
Its Sunday morning and I have a hangover

Working on a Sunday. I've been to Hull and back. Heartless bastards.

Tosser neighbours. German above who loves stomping @ 4am & Aussie below who shd be anesthetized, as has no brain, is ignorant & arrogant & has no respect for himself let alone others. I'm not paying for the ethyl chloride but if you agree please send donations to Killdementedaussie.com. All contributions gratefully rec'd.

:)
More details needed!

I haven't had a day off since the weekend before Halloween.

Martin Tyler

STFU you irritating ****

Elevenerieffe ;) Do you want me to keep looking or are you sorted now?

Say hello to Susan :)

Odd that you use Halloween as a point of reference of time.

Surely you should just say the end of October?

Or is Halloween up there with Easter and Christmas in The UK now?

Christmas movies and how unbelievably schmaltzy they all are. I swear they all have the same soundtrack, whoever wrote it must be very rich indeed.

Is it just me or is the phrase "back in the day" becoming very,very annoying?

my wife

She is ****** annoying

Surely the wife's job in life is to be annoying, mine is and every one of my mates wives are equally annoying. Well apart from Alex, his wife's Is a babe and a laugh as well

Looks like you picked the wrong one then mate :D

:sob:

Pen Pineapple Apple Pen

I only used it because I went to a Halloween dinner dance thing with a night at a hotel, thats why I had the weekend off.

Housemate taking my keys for the third time in 2 months meaning I had to run to work this morning. Utter ****.

Too self-obsessed.

Fair do's.

Dinner dance LOL

My mum and dad used to go to those :D

:supergrin: My children have had it on youtube for a good while now and it gets stuck in your head. Was at a customers house the other day and their children were playing some mobile game with the same sountrack!!!!!:hmph::hmph::hmph::hmph:
https://turntable.kagiso.io/images/P....width-400.jpg

Self Assessment tax returns. :veryangry

Why are these annoying?

I mean I could understand this post on 30 January....

I have to get mine to my accountant before he has an operation after Christmas.

Compiling paperwork for the duration of a 12 month period long gone is a nightmare for a sole trader - particularly one like me that loathes any kind of paperwork.

Edit - my wife playing Shakin' Stevens, Wizard, Cliff Mutha****** Richards etc... in the background isn't helping either.

I'm old. It was dinner and a band followed with a disco. Not sure what else to call it.

People who use Christmas as a point of reference.

CABAYE AND HIS HAIR THAT MATCHES HIS PERFORMANCES !

People who block carparks by stopping at the entrance and waiting for someone to pull out. Stop being so bloody selfish

No you're not. You're 47. That's not old. Not nowadays. Prolly (down wiv da kids me innit) only halfway through.

And it's simply called 'a booze up'

Dinner dance my sweaty crack

The fact that I now have a mental image of Worksop's sweaty crack seared into my skull.

Covered in a recent sketch on bbc comedy show 'David Williams & friend' featuring the very talented Sheridan smith.

Waiting to see a sketch on the use of 'so' as the beginning word of nearly every social media post.

People born in surrey but talking like a gangster. There's a palace guy on twitter that talks like he's from the bronx but born into a middle class Surrey family.

Who?

Pardew

I'd call it the sort of evening that my parents get invited to and if they turned up, it was only because they were invited and they didn't want to offend anyone. Or if you want a snappier adjective, 'horrific'. 'The night from hell' perhaps?

Things that annoy me. Social snobs that's another one.

Is that an open invite?

Abigail's Party surely?

In the sixties and seventies, the works dinner and dance was an annual ritual.
I guess posh firms called them balls.

Dad would be wearing an ill-fitting suit and Mum, like all the 'wives and girlfriends', would be modelling some hideous polyester number. The friction generated in that room must have been capable of powering a small factory.

http://www.odwyer.net/~dunmore/index_htm_files/3068.jpg

In the 70s my dad worked for Guinness and then Allied Breweries as they were then known. They used to go on "beanos" and as kids we got taken along,and spent long periods of time playing in pub gardens. Wasn't till I was about 21 that I worked out that I had in fact been taken on numerous pub crawls without knowing it

I found it more annoying back in the day.

It was a great night as it happens

It very possibly is Blind. But it's not extended to you mate. Soz

Eeee, the old candle in the top of a wine bottle look. Happy days. The only surprise from that picture is that no one has got a fag on

Must have been a real posh do....no fag until after the toast to the Queen.
I refuse to comment on work related 70's/80s Christmas activities on the grounds I will incriminate myself, other than to say it brought back many fond memories.

God yeah. Especially the 70's ones.

You old rascal you. Go steady with that old ticker of yours mate ! ;)

New aerosols of deodorant/antiperspirant with some sort of Heath Robinson locking device that means you can’t open them in the pitch dark of a mid-December morning while getting ready for work without waking up your whole cocking family.

Couple of stubs in ash trays there.

My relief is palpable. :)

Sitting in Scumalls ground doing a training course

Bit like my sweaty crack

I'm sure you'll get chance for a visit to the loo with an indelible marker

3 days of it. Will try and deface something.

I remember going to these sorts of do's and they would have cigarettes on the table along with the salt and pepper for your pleasure.

Fantastic.

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People who go to the park and feed the wildlife bread despite a plethora o signs saying not to.

The worst ***** are the ones with their kids. They are all "I did it when I was a nipper so I will do it now"

*****

Dirty twats that piss all over the floor and seat in a public toilet

You may want to avoid the corporate facilities at Millwall for the next few days.

Have the same issue at work. 2 out of 3 bog seats covered in piss.

:D
Is it you that's at some meeting being held there??

Re: pissing all over the facilities, I wouldn't mind if I was at Millwall, I'd expect it, but I happen to be in the American first class lounge at JFK.
I've been scanning round the place seeing if I can spot the ****.

I reckon it was one of three overly expensively dressed "street" geezas I can see. The back to front baseball caps are a dead give away.

Patch Tuesday

Not being able to to sleep after a Palace evening game because you are still pumped up and knowing you have work in the morning.

Russel Howard

I like his stand up and "Good News". That programme with his Mum is just weird.

The back to front baseball cap is a hallmark of stupidity. *****.

Explaining that all they're feeding is the rats probably wouldn't help. Some people are just thick.

Pardew's feeble excuses.

Do rats eat the ducks after they've eaten the bread then? Maybe they should throw virtual bread on a mobile phone instead?