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SeanPalace84 27-09-2015 08:41 PM

People that moan about the xfactor constantly! Don't like it don't watch it, what don't they get. I am not watching it this year but don't go on about it.

Worksop Palace 27-09-2015 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 12600386)
Golf do people still play that?

:confused:

You ok pal ? First you answer your own posts and then this

Oli28 27-09-2015 09:42 PM

Travelling with people who care whether they are facing forwards or backwards on a train.

CT_Palace 27-09-2015 10:08 PM

Gardening and home fecking improvement programs that have Mrs CT designing some project that muggins has to try to make up improbable "technical" reasons why it can't be done/fecking end up breaking my back over.

Jack Regan 28-09-2015 09:02 AM

That smarmy bastard Lewis Hamilton being mentioned in the same breath as the legendary Ayrton Senna (RIP).

elgin eagle 28-09-2015 09:17 AM

Losing your keys after just finding them.

art malice 28-09-2015 09:27 AM

'Getting a shot away'.

Shooting, you mean, you plastic sodding pundit?

Adlerhorst 28-09-2015 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12600565)
Gardening and home fecking improvement programs that have Mrs CT designing some project that muggins has to try to make up improbable "technical" reasons why it can't be done/fecking end up breaking my back over.

explain to Mrs CT that if she wants something done she can either a) do it herself, or b) pay someone else to do it for her.

**** DIY.

art malice 28-09-2015 09:35 AM

Watching the first half hour of yesterday's game then getting in the car to drive to work only to find 5 live at the rugby, Jason Cundy answering the phones on Talksport and Gaby fvcking Roslin playing Keane on BBC shitting London.

Breaking rocks 28-09-2015 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12600204)
Kelly Cates' voice. She sounds a bit, I don't know, vacuous... like she'd be more suited to presenting a show on BBC3 about reality tv 'celebrities' shopping for handbags.

Her father is incomprehensible.

Malarkey 28-09-2015 10:44 AM

That short whistling ringtone. It doesn't make you cool and it's ******* annoying. Put your phone on silent.

Worksop Palace 28-09-2015 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malarkey (Post 12601062)
That short whistling ringtone. It doesn't make you cool and it's ******* annoying. Put your phone on silent.

but then you wont hear it ring ....:confused:

andyocpfc 28-09-2015 11:24 AM

People with intelligence but F--k all common sense.

pallet 28-09-2015 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oli28 (Post 12600530)
Travelling with people who care whether they are facing forwards or backwards on a train.

Have to confess I am one of those, makes me feel sick facing the wrong way.

Hitchin Eagle 28-09-2015 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andyocpfc (Post 12601112)
People with intelligence but F--k all common sense.

The distribution of intellgence in the population is a bell curve. The very clever and the very stupid are bell ends.

Wolfnipplechips 28-09-2015 12:53 PM

i phone and i pad charging cables that are not bloody long enough.

danpalace07 28-09-2015 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12601133)
Have to confess I am one of those, makes me feel sick facing the wrong way.

same, it just feels wrong going the wrong way

Chocky 28-09-2015 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12601133)
Have to confess I am one of those, makes me feel sick facing the wrong way.

In the 70s there was a Trident aircraft that had a few seats facing the back like a train, I once flew 'backwards' it was bloody weird but didn't make me feel sick. I would only feel sick if I was facing Vanessa Feltz or some c*nt wearing a Chelsea shirt.

CT_Palace 28-09-2015 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12601668)
In the 70s there was a Trident aircraft that had a few seats facing the back like a train, I once flew 'backwards' it was bloody weird but didn't make me feel sick. I would only feel sick if I was facing Vanessa Feltz or some c*nt wearing a Chelsea shirt.


BA Business class has them too.

Adlerhorst 28-09-2015 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12601680)
BA Business class has them too.

yeah, but in ba business the backwards facing ones get you away from the aisle so distinctive upside

evvo111 28-09-2015 07:38 PM

People who don't know who Ronnie Pickering is http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ped-rider.html

Hedgehog 28-09-2015 09:33 PM

Landing at an airport 45 minutes ahead of schedule then being stuck on the Tarmac for an hour and a half because there is no gate available.

RobertCPFC 28-09-2015 09:43 PM

People reading books while walking through a busy train station and taking no notice of where they are going.

For Paranoias 28-09-2015 10:36 PM

Foul smelling food on trains.

in-exile 28-09-2015 10:40 PM

Cheese other than Cheese cake!

Johnnieboy 28-09-2015 11:41 PM

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glenn.f 29-09-2015 06:31 AM

Tractors and more specifically convoys of tractors. It's that time of the year and I reckon I'll get stuck behind at six a day.

Worksop Palace 29-09-2015 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glenn.f (Post 12602286)
Tractors and more specifically convoys of tractors. It's that time of the year and I reckon I'll get stuck behind at six a day.

I think that's part of the territory where you live isn't it ?

Fatboy 29-09-2015 07:23 AM

People who keep quoting trolls that I have on ignore.
:(

N Herts Eagle 29-09-2015 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12602299)
I think that's part of the territory where you live isn't it ?

I agree but if it tractors that bugs him then Pheasants must be on his list as well. The most stupid of all birds, who at certain times of the year appear to play chicken with any car that dares to drive along the country roads. If I actually knew how to hang, pluck, gut one ,then stuff it like a chicken, and cook it, around here I would not need to shop for a Sunday roast for about 4 months a year.
I can here the cry now from the city folk , but its a poor bird living in the country, this year son in law has paid out 200 to fix the broken headlight washer caused by one that flew straight at him.
They totally ignore any attempt to pass , sound a horn at one standing in the middle of the road it will look at you continue to wander around the road totally ignoring you, finally going to the side of the road you start to drive and it goes "got you" and jumps back into the middle. My nightmare journey this year was the flock of 8 on the A46.
There high on my list of things that annoy you

Adlerhorst 29-09-2015 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by N Herts Eagle (Post 12602308)
I agree but if it tractors that bugs him then Pheasants must be on his list as well. The most stupid of all birds, who at certain times of the year appear to play chicken with any car that dares to drive along the country roads. If I actually knew how to hang, pluck, gut one ,then stuff it like a chicken, and cook it, around here I would not need to shop for a Sunday roast for about 4 months a year.
I can here the cry now from the city folk , but its a poor bird living in the country, this year son in law has paid out 200 to fix the broken headlight washer caused by one that flew straight at him.
They totally ignore any attempt to pass , sound a horn at one standing in the middle of the road it will look at you continue to wander around the road totally ignoring you, finally going to the side of the road you start to drive and it goes "got you" and jumps back into the middle. My nightmare journey this year was the flock of 8 on the A46.
There high on my list of things that annoy you

There's a roundabout on the A45 just after the m45 finishes where during certain points of the year at 1am you'll do well not to squash about 85 rabbits.

spt1978 29-09-2015 07:47 AM

The jubilee line. A good service when there are about a million people waiting for it.

N Herts Eagle 29-09-2015 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12602311)
There's a roundabout on the A45 just after the m45 finishes where during certain points of the year at 1am you'll do well not to squash about 85 rabbits.

Try the A46 here in Lincolnshire at night between Lincoln and Market Rasen, its a hive of nocturnal delight. Rabbits ,Hedgehogs, Badgers, Foxes ,Deer , then you add various type of scurrying animals including weasels rats and minx all appear as you drive along, none of which appear to have learnt from Tufty the Squirrel, (add them to the list). If your lucky circling above you are the owls, ok, they dont circle but glide along the hedgerow or across the fields. For a while there was a lone eagle (not seen it this year).

Worksop Palace 29-09-2015 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by N Herts Eagle (Post 12602308)
I agree but if it tractors that bugs him then Pheasants must be on his list as well. The most stupid of all birds, who at certain times of the year appear to play chicken with any car that dares to drive along the country roads. If I actually knew how to hang, pluck, gut one ,then stuff it like a chicken, and cook it, around here I would not need to shop for a Sunday roast for about 4 months a year.
I can here the cry now from the city folk , but its a poor bird living in the country, this year son in law has paid out 200 to fix the broken headlight washer caused by one that flew straight at him.
They totally ignore any attempt to pass , sound a horn at one standing in the middle of the road it will look at you continue to wander around the road totally ignoring you, finally going to the side of the road you start to drive and it goes "got you" and jumps back into the middle. My nightmare journey this year was the flock of 8 on the A46.
There high on my list of things that annoy you

They are as thick as charlton aren't they.

One outside our house on Sunday on the road. Kids watched it walk in front of 2 cars - if it had stood still it would have been fine. How it survived God only knows

palace nutter 29-09-2015 08:58 AM

Hoardes of Asian tourists in London. Don't get me started on the selfie stick....

Nork1 29-09-2015 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evvo111 (Post 12601840)
People who don't know who Ronnie Pickering is http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ped-rider.html

:D



Isle of Wight 29-09-2015 06:16 PM

Love the 2nd one :)

Skiddo 29-09-2015 06:19 PM

Chip shops that charge you for a sachet of ketchup.

Robbing bastards.

evvo111 29-09-2015 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12603077)
:D



:D:p

Malarkey 29-09-2015 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12601075)
but then you wont hear it ring ....:confused:

get a different ring tone then

viking's no1 29-09-2015 07:18 PM

WTF is Ch5 showing Christmas films this Saturday. It'll only just be October you muppets.

glenn.f 29-09-2015 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by N Herts Eagle (Post 12602308)
I agree but if it tractors that bugs him then Pheasants must be on his list as well. The most stupid of all birds, who at certain times of the year appear to play chicken with any car that dares to drive along the country roads. If I actually knew how to hang, pluck, gut one ,then stuff it like a chicken, and cook it, around here I would not need to shop for a Sunday roast for about 4 months a year.
I can here the cry now from the city folk , but its a poor bird living in the country, this year son in law has paid out 200 to fix the broken headlight washer caused by one that flew straight at him.
They totally ignore any attempt to pass , sound a horn at one standing in the middle of the road it will look at you continue to wander around the road totally ignoring you, finally going to the side of the road you start to drive and it goes "got you" and jumps back into the middle. My nightmare journey this year was the flock of 8 on the A46.
There high on my list of things that annoy you

Pheasants don't annoy me so much, but yep they are irritating when they come hurtling out along the Swaffham Downham road. Especially in front of cars passing opposite each other or worse overtaking. I once saw one get smashed fifteen feet upwards when hit by an unsuspecting old boy overtaking a lorry along that stretch.

Aguila Lakes 29-09-2015 07:50 PM

Was hit by a partridge on the M25. Took out whole near side headlight cluster, and went through the grille into the radiator. I had to virtually spoon out the remains, and then got hit for a 700 bill from BMW

danpalace07 29-09-2015 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 12603102)
Chip shops that charge you for a sachet of ketchup.

Robbing bastards.

wouldn't mind if I get to put as much S&V as I want on my chips there

Ketchup on chips is for plebs anyway

Worksop Palace 29-09-2015 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evvo111 (Post 12601840)
People who don't know who Ronnie Pickering is http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ped-rider.html

:D

Had a pint with one of my good mates who's from Hull. Knows this geezer well and knocked him out back in the day coz he was a bell end. PMSL at some of the stories. Great hour in the pub tonight :lux:

chrisophiex 29-09-2015 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12603277)
wouldn't mind if I get to put as much S&V as I want on my chips there

Slightly related, someone I knew used to order his fish and chips , and when no one was looking he used to lick the wooden forks that they supplied.

He stopped when he realised he may not be the only one doing this .

CT_Palace 29-09-2015 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12603284)
Slightly related, someone I knew used to order his fish and chips , and when no one was looking he used to lick the wooden forks that they supplied.

He stopped when he realised he may not be the only one doing this .

:D

Which reminds me:

Wooden forks in chippies. Utterly useless for eating the fish.

palace nutter 29-09-2015 08:40 PM

The word 'artisan' - seems to be the latest bollocks buzzword for shops.

Such as 'artisan coffee' at Clapham Junction station. Just no.

pallet 30-09-2015 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aguila Lakes (Post 12603233)
Was hit by a partridge on the M25. Took out whole near side headlight cluster, and went through the grille into the radiator. I had to virtually spoon out the remains, and then got hit for a 700 bill from BMW

Had a similar problem, got hit by a car who wiped out my wing mirror.
120 for the mirror glass, 74 for the wing mirror cover. 50 plus vat to paint it.

elgin eagle 30-09-2015 10:05 AM

Getting quoted 714 for your multicar renewal policy.

Oddjob 30-09-2015 11:52 AM

If you've got 27 cars that's pretty good value

Worksop Palace 30-09-2015 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12603867)
Getting quoted 714 for your multicar renewal policy.

You need the Middle Class Problems thread EE

:D

Stellavista 30-09-2015 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palace nutter (Post 12603325)
The word 'artisan' - seems to be the latest bollocks buzzword for shops.

Such as 'artisan coffee' at Clapham Junction station. Just no.

Blimey, has it only just reached Newcastle?
It must be like living in 1989 up there.

Stellavista 30-09-2015 02:27 PM

Schools that send out letters informing you that something requiring parental involvement is scheduled for the next day.
I swear they think we all sit around drinking coffee in artisan cafes while the kids are at school.
Scheduling a parents' 'evening' for 5.00pm.

Nork1 30-09-2015 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palace nutter (Post 12603325)
The word 'artisan' - seems to be the latest bollocks buzzword for shops.

Such as 'artisan coffee' at Clapham Junction station. Just no.

Along with organic, locally sourced, rustic, sustainable, street food etc. Adding any of these to labels or packaging immediately triples the price of any old shit and has gullible (usually) middle class idiots tripping over their wallets to throw cash at you. Sprinkle organic quinoa on a bit of dog shit and the gormless ***** would probably be fighting eachother over it.

Yoda 30-09-2015 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palace nutter (Post 12603325)
The word 'artisan' - seems to be the latest bollocks buzzword for shops.

Such as 'artisan coffee' at Clapham Junction station. Just no.

I get mildly irritated by a more common and basic one than that...it's when they promote something that is clearly mass-produced as 'homemade'.

Try asking the staff whose home they made it in, they'll laugh nervously and shrug it off with a comment like 'well, it's not really homemade, we buy it in from a supplier'.

You can tell from the ingredients list that it's been made in a factory and the homemade marketing is at best meaningless, if not a con.

Jukesy 30-09-2015 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oli28 (Post 12600530)
Travelling with people who care whether they are facing forwards or backwards on a train.

You wouldn't want to sit opposite me if I had to sit backwards on a train!! [chucking up emoticon]

pallet 30-09-2015 03:54 PM

People who go to the cash point and start to their whole years banking.
Holiday company's and airlines who triple the cost to co inside with every single school holiday.

EagleSE24 30-09-2015 04:00 PM

I know the sound of others chewing has been done to death, so I'm going for the extreme oblivion that loud chewers suffer from.

Do you really not know that you're chewing your gum with your mouth wide open? Do you honestly not notice how horrific it is? Why must you insist on doing it all day every day. STFU!

viking's no1 30-09-2015 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12604201)
Schools that send out letters informing you that something requiring parental involvement is scheduled for the next day.
I swear they think we all sit around drinking coffee in artisan cafes while the kids are at school.
Scheduling a parents' 'evening' for 5.00pm.

State middle schools asking for money 'to help with buying stuff for your child'. Why isn't the state paying for it? And WTF did this start happening? A few years ago apparently, my Mrs informs me. Thanks for telling me. A stern letter will be written this weekend.

PalaceMonkey 30-09-2015 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 12604262)
I get mildly irritated by a more common and basic one than that...it's when they promote something that is clearly mass-produced as 'homemade'.

Try asking the staff whose home they made it in, they'll laugh nervously and shrug it off with a comment like 'well, it's not really homemade, we buy it in from a supplier'.

You can tell from the ingredients list that it's been made in a factory and the homemade marketing is at best meaningless, if not a con.

I thought it was illegal to call something homemade when it isn't.

EagleSE24 30-09-2015 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PalaceMonkey (Post 12604360)
I thought it was illegal to call something homemade when it isn't.

Maybe they can call their massive factory a 'home' through some legal loophole.

Yoda 30-09-2015 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 12604353)
State middle schools asking for money 'to help with buying stuff for your child'. Why isn't the state paying for it? And WTF did this start happening? A few years ago apparently, my Mrs informs me. Thanks for telling me. A stern letter will be written this weekend.

I've not experienced that one, other than funding raising with a school Parents' Association, but that's for those nice extras such as playground equipment.

In my view your school should be explaining in advance exactly what the money is for and I hope they aren't actually using the word 'stuff'?! Otherwise, how will parents know (ie see the physical proof) that the school did use the money to buy what they said they would?

There have been many cases of school administrators stealing money from schools, so questions do have to be asked sometimes re where money is going.

PalaceMonkey 30-09-2015 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 12604378)
Maybe they can call their massive factory a 'home' through some legal loophole.

not according to this
http://www.food.gov.uk/sites/default...itguidance.pdf

Yoda needs to get the rozzers in!

Reps AJ 30-09-2015 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 12604353)
State middle schools asking for money 'to help with buying stuff for your child'. Why isn't the state paying for it? And WTF did this start happening? A few years ago apparently, my Mrs informs me. Thanks for telling me. A stern letter will be written this weekend.

Ah, the old voluntary contributions. Costing us a small fortune

danpalace07 30-09-2015 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 12604353)
State middle schools asking for money 'to help with buying stuff for your child'. Why isn't the state paying for it? And WTF did this start happening? A few years ago apparently, my Mrs informs me. Thanks for telling me. A stern letter will be written this weekend.

Cameron's Britain

chrisophiex 30-09-2015 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 12604341)
I know the sound of others chewing has been done to death, so I'm going for the extreme oblivion that loud chewers suffer from.

Do you really not know that you're chewing your gum with your mouth wide open? Do you honestly not notice how horrific it is? Why must you insist on doing it all day every day. STFU!


That's up there with people who slurp when they drink tea or coffee . I mean REALLY slurp . I've come to the conclusion they most probably are slightly deaf as surely they must realise what a horrific noise it makes

pallet 01-10-2015 07:08 AM

The champions league, all the hype, the fact it's now just based on money and it's not even on proper tele anymore anyway.

Reps AJ 01-10-2015 08:53 AM

People who give a monkeys about the "Champions" League

(sorry pallet)

chrisophiex 01-10-2015 08:58 AM

Barclays Life Skills adverts

Oddjob 01-10-2015 09:01 AM

Anyone who changes their Facebook profile picture to a superhero / ribbon / picture of a sick child to 'raise awareness' for a cause

EagleSE24 01-10-2015 09:10 AM

Footballers inventing new phrases and then using them to death.

See "Player A is on flames".

On flames? It doesn't make any sense. It's stupid, grammatically incorrect and must stop. These people are role models for Christ's sake.

art malice 01-10-2015 09:12 AM

Danny Higginbotham

pallet 01-10-2015 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 12605080)
People who give a monkeys about the "Champions" League

(sorry pallet)

I hate the champions league dont worry.

pallet 01-10-2015 09:38 AM

People who can see the lane up ahead is closed but still continue to the very last minute possible then cut in without indicating.

Vendy 01-10-2015 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 12605080)
People who give a monkeys about the "Champions" League

(sorry pallet)

I'm praying all the British teams get knocked out in this phase, would be brilliant all that money spent by BT!

switchboard 01-10-2015 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendy (Post 12605192)
I'm praying all the British teams get knocked out in this phase, would be brilliant all that money spent by BT!

:D:D

I hate the way they have tried to big it up so much, it was nice to watch the odd game on a Tuesday but trying to get us to care about it as much as the premier league is ******* mental, nobody gives a toss about it.

Nice one BT :lux:

palace nutter 01-10-2015 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12604197)
Blimey, has it only just reached Newcastle?
It must be like living in 1989 up there.

I need to update my location! I am not a Geordie (as I think we met at Watford) :hi:

Vendy 01-10-2015 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 12605109)
Footballers inventing new phrases and then using them to death.

See "Player A is on flames".

On flames? It doesn't make any sense. It's stupid, grammatically incorrect and must stop. These people are role models for Christ's sake.

And presenters, Bucky Jamie Carragher to Grumpy Souness "Is Cabaye a top player or a top, top player?"

MikeyBaby 01-10-2015 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendy (Post 12605496)
And presenters, Bucky Jamie Carragher to Grumpy Souness "Is Cabaye a top player or a top, top player?"

[Micky Flanagan]

"You going aaht, or aaht aaht?"

[/Micky Flanagan]

palace nutter 01-10-2015 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 12605098)
Anyone who changes their Facebook profile picture to a superhero / ribbon / picture of a sick child to 'raise awareness' for a cause

Oh yes this pisses me off!

10,000 "likes" and we'll save this Gorilla.

palace nutter 01-10-2015 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendy (Post 12605192)
I'm praying all the British teams get knocked out in this phase, would be brilliant all that money spent by BT!

When English teams are so sh*t that we finish 4th and miss out on Champs League.

V.Meldrew 01-10-2015 01:22 PM

People who keep sniffling on trains and don't blow their nose as they are too busy with their f****** phones.
Rant over

For Paranoias 01-10-2015 07:28 PM

John Cooper Clarke

viking's no1 01-10-2015 07:30 PM

Places that say all day breakfast and they're closed at 7pm.

little al 01-10-2015 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 12605918)
Places that say all day breakfast and they're closed at 7pm.

Is 7pm still daytime?

viking's no1 01-10-2015 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 12605944)
Is 7pm still daytime?

It is if you wake up at 3pm.

Pedants also annoy me.

SA Eagle 01-10-2015 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 12605944)
Is 7pm still daytime?

Do days not last 24 hours any longer :(

viking's no1 01-10-2015 08:01 PM

Going into a 'family friendly' pub and hearing a song with the words mother fwcker in it. Then closely followed by a Dr Hook song. And now an Elvis impersonater has turned up. I'm off.

Wolfnipplechips 01-10-2015 08:16 PM

Family friendly pubs

GorBlimey 01-10-2015 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 12605918)
Places that say all day breakfast and they're closed at 7pm.

I went to a cafe at 2.35 pm.with wife and son after dropping him back to uni. The all-day breakfast seemed to be just the thing for all of us.

However, the kitchen closes at 2.30 but they could do us tea and "snacks".

FFS!

Santos-er 01-10-2015 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 12605918)
Places that say all day breakfast and they're closed at 7pm.

Places that advertise breakfast and don't open till 9am.

Santos-er 01-10-2015 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 12605954)
Going into a 'family friendly' pub and hearing a song with the words mother fwcker in it. Then closely followed by a Dr Hook song. And now an Elvis impersonater has turned up. I'm off.

That's ******* disgraceful. If I was in a pub with my child and that happened I'd have strong words with the owner.

Mind you, a Dr. Hook song wouldn't be too bad - nor would I be overly fussed by the mother ****** bit.

Isle of Wight 01-10-2015 08:58 PM

Getting stuck at a certain point in a computer game. You know what to do, but being inept do it over and over again until you throw the controller at the TV. However also being inept at throwing, then saves the aforementioned TV.

Worksop Palace 01-10-2015 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 12605964)
I went to a cafe at 2.35 pm.with wife and son after dropping him back to uni. The all-day breakfast seemed to be just the thing for all of us.

However, the kitchen closes at 2.30 but they could do us tea and "snacks".

FFS!

All Maggie's fault




:D

WLYWLYAWYPWF 01-10-2015 10:07 PM

Couldn't decide between this and worst ad thread but Chris Moyles! What a c*nt.

davech 01-10-2015 10:14 PM

Saved By The Bell by Robin Gibb.

For some reason this record popped into my head this morning and now I can't get rid of it. (No I didn't have the radio on)

elgin eagle 01-10-2015 10:15 PM

Being shit at the talksport predictor league despite really trying hard to guess the scores based on form, injuries etc.

justjuice 01-10-2015 10:29 PM

Apple Store. I hate the place.

mroakley9 02-10-2015 08:46 AM

People who smoke in crowded areas. I hope they all die slow, painful deaths sometime soon.


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