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Wolfnipplechips 28-12-2021 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Malarkey (Post 16177637)
At least they now realise they don't need to cheat in order to win.

Thatís now ancient history.

We are hopeless.

Wolfnipplechips 28-12-2021 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by KYLIE MINEAGLE (Post 16177635)
With who ?

Root and Silverwood.

art malice 28-12-2021 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by 0.bj (Post 16177636)
Joe will go away and learn some lessons

Weíll come back stronger

Dig deep to give the fans something to smile about in the remaining tests

Weíll study the data (at which point I clean him out from a grassy knoll)

Bingo.

Not had the rub of the green though.

0.bj 28-12-2021 12:52 AM

Jos Buttler taking a single - just not even bothered TRYING to make them bat again.

They genuinely look like a team throwing wickets away to get back on the surf board. Absolute tossers. Public school arse-shagging tossers.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 28-12-2021 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 16177640)
Thatís now ancient history.

We are hopeless.

Indeed. probably makes him feel better.

Supersonic 28-12-2021 12:53 AM

horrific performance, absolutely gutless. Root our only good bat, but some of these should have been binned off years ago, Bairstow, Buttler ffs never been test level batsmen. Crawley has been utter shite apart from one mad innings, so why bring him back in. Stokes on his day great player, but seems to be amazing one game and total shite in the next five, way too inconsistent. Fair play to Jimmy Anderson bowled superbly yesterday about the only positive from the game.

0.bj 28-12-2021 12:54 AM

My wife’s just said the worst thing about this series is they’re not even a hateful Australian team. Even my missus thinks the English are wet weekends. :D

art malice 28-12-2021 12:54 AM

Finn now on TMS.

Get ready for an absolute ROASTING

art malice 28-12-2021 12:55 AM

Oh he’s being quite nice

Wolfnipplechips 28-12-2021 12:55 AM

Silverwood needs to go now. Put Eoin Morgan in place before the next test.

PalaceSi 28-12-2021 12:55 AM

You have to say that without a competitive ashes series test cricket is in real trouble. The death knell is being sounded.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 28-12-2021 12:55 AM

I honestly don't know how you loose by an innings and a handful when the oppo only got 267.

Malarkey 28-12-2021 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 16177640)
Thatís now ancient history.

We are hopeless.

I feel better now, because they've actually finally won it outright with no controversy.

We are shit.

Should play against the Australian Women's Team next time, might be able to avoid being whitewashed.

Supersonic 28-12-2021 12:57 AM

the only hope is that covid wipes out the remaining 2 games so at least it can go down as a 3-0 loss rather than 5-0.

0.bj 28-12-2021 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by PalaceSi (Post 16177652)
You have to say that without a competitive ashes series test cricket is in real trouble. The death knell is being sounded.

Fireworks going off all over Mumbai.

0.bj 28-12-2021 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by KYLIE MINEAGLE (Post 16177653)
I honestly don't know how you loose by an innings and a handful when the oppo only got 267.

lol - at least you only have to watch us twice every four years

KYLIE MINEAGLE 28-12-2021 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by 0.bj (Post 16177658)
lol - at least you only have to watch us twice every four years

I'm English, obviously you have'nt picked up on that.

GB2506 28-12-2021 01:00 AM

Disgrace. But we’re just not good enough. We can talk about changes and this that and the other but we are quite literally shit at red ball cricket.

Too much time and money invested in white ball cricket has left us with shit. The Hundred, played in July and August just to get the kids and Mums involved. **** off! Absolute bollocks.

0.bj 28-12-2021 01:01 AM

Matt Smith on BT: “we should point out we always get hammered Down Under”

^that’s precisely the noncey upper class attitude that infests the English game and holds it back - you think Bruce and his mates are saying that on their Qantas jet on the way over here?

art malice 28-12-2021 01:01 AM

Root and Silverwood currently waiting for the ‘three nil down’ Powerpoint page to load


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