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chrisophiex 05-03-2015 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BERT'S HEAD (Post 12276837)
People who form queues yonks before boarding the plane has even started. You have your allocated seat number, why do you want to sit on the plane any longer than need be ?

People who get up yonks before the plane / train / bus has reached its destination

N Herts Eagle 05-03-2015 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by The Norwoodsman (Post 12276782)
People (usually tourists) who get out their seats and try to panic-fight their way to the doors on rush-hour packed tube trains when the train has only just left the previous station. This leaves them pointlessly rammed into non-existent space looking more and more frantic for two minutes until they rock up at Bank or Kings Cross etc. and half the carriage disperses anyway.

Chill Your Damn Tits.

Those that do it as soon as a plane stops, more than likely to hit you on the head with some oversized holdall smuggled on as hand luggage. Your not going to get to the door any faster and you are going to stand there looking like a muppet for 10 minutes your at the back of the plane anyway.
You are second only to any idiot that attempts to lay back there seat on any flight, and if you attempt it dont dare mutter if my knee is in your back, it would be worse if I had room to move it......

ChuckMcBalls 05-03-2015 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by The Norwoodsman (Post 12276782)
People (usually tourists) who get out their seats and try to panic-fight their way to the doors on rush-hour packed tube trains when the train has only just left the previous station. This leaves them pointlessly rammed into non-existent space looking more and more frantic for two minutes until they rock up at Bank or Kings Cross etc. and half the carriage disperses anyway.

Chill Your Damn Tits.

You'd be surprised how many regular workers do this too.

It pisses me off no end when people start saying "excuse me" to get nearer to the doors as we are approaching their stop as they barge through everyone. If we are approaching my stop, I make a habit to not move, ignore them, then make intense eye contact as I get off the train in front of them to make them realise how stupid they are.

Also on the topic of tubes, people who refuse to hold on to anything as they are reading/think they are surfing only to use everyone around them as leverage when the tube moves around unexpectedly. I had a guy blatantly do this when standing next to me so I waited until approaching the next stop and shifted my weight slightly and he fell over into a bunch of people, I hope he learned his lesson.

BERT'S HEAD 05-03-2015 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12276848)
People who get up yonks before the plane / train / bus has reached its destination

Yes, especially on a plane when you have the aisle seat - where the feck do they think they're going ? - I always beat them to Passport Control for the fun of it.

Chris K 05-03-2015 04:44 PM

Yeah, my stop is the end of the line and there's always a queue forming near the doors 5 minutes from the end of the journey. I take great joy in making sure i'm sat by the door, staying seated until we get to the station and then getting into the front of said queue.

Nigel_Scarfer 05-03-2015 04:46 PM

A fairly specific one, but I'm sure there are others on here who have experienced this....

Middle-class white males aged between 18-35 who live in the south of Croydon (Selsdon and Purley I'm looking at you), and upon entering a Kebab Shop or Barber shop immediately have to put on the most ridiculous mockney accent and mannerisms and treat every member of staff like their long lost Cypriot brother, shaking their hands one by one and asking them if they are "alright boss/chief/George/stav"

It happens every time I go to Selsdon, but I've never experienced it any other establishment or in any other area to be honest. In fact, whilst waiting in Selsdon Kebab Centre I've often seen these people come in, shake hands with George and the rest of their brothers, enquire as to their well being and then just leave again without even buying any food.

They just come across as completely insincere tits.

Crofty 05-03-2015 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Nigel_Scarfer (Post 12276864)
A fairly specific one, but I'm sure there are others on here who have experienced this....

Middle-class white males aged between 18-35 who live in the south of Croydon (Selsdon and Purley I'm looking at you), and upon entering a Kebab Shop or Barber shop immediately have to put on the most ridiculous mockney accent and mannerisms and treat every member of staff like their long lost Cypriot brother, shaking their hands one by one and asking them if they are "alright boss/chief/George/stav"

It happens every time I go to Selsdon, but I've never experienced it any other establishment or in any other area to be honest. In fact, whilst waiting in Selsdon Kebab Centre I've often seen these people come in, shake hands with George and the rest of their brothers, enquire as to their well being and then just leave again without even buying any food.

They just come across as completely insincere tits.

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DE - Glad All Over 05-03-2015 04:58 PM

rucksacks on tubes
kids who put there feet on train seats

Kylie_Tracey 05-03-2015 05:00 PM

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New LP 05-03-2015 05:40 PM

Paying god knows how much for a dish in a good restaurant only to find that the veg that you need with that Sea Bass aren't provided and have to be ordered. Just put it all together on the menu.

New LP 06-03-2015 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 12257235)
Think Winstone was fine in Sexy Beast and TV series Robin of Sherwood.However,he wasn't very good as Henry VIII on TV,him and Eric Bana must be the worst Henrys

Classic example of a person who was quite good, once, quite a long time ago. But has been dining out on it for way too long.

Hedgehog 06-03-2015 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by BERT'S HEAD (Post 12276837)
People who form queues yonks before boarding the plane has even started. You have your allocated seat number, why do you want to sit on the plane any longer than need be ?

It's called carry on baggage storage... Which is my pet peeve.

It should not matter if I'm the last person on the plane, there should be a place for my official sized carry on bag.

viking's no1 06-03-2015 03:57 AM

Peope who arrive late on planes and hold everyone up.

viking's no1 06-03-2015 03:59 AM

Duvets only hotels. In the age of choice just give me a sheet and blankets.

Skin Up 06-03-2015 06:06 AM

Suitcases on the train, if you can afford a holiday you can afford a taxi.

Gooders 06-03-2015 06:22 AM

Passengers that work on the plane.

the drexciyan 06-03-2015 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Gooders (Post 12277455)
Passengers that work on the plane.

..because you really do not care to read all their crappy self important replies to emails and that spreadsheet which by the looks of it has about 3 cells filled out. Nobody is fooled.

Lemming 06-03-2015 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by BERT'S HEAD (Post 12276837)
People who form queues yonks before boarding the plane has even started. You have your allocated seat number, why do you want to sit on the plane any longer than need be ?

Not sure why this really annoys me but it does.

I've got the last flight out of Malaga a few times and it's always delayed about 45 mins.
When you get to the gate there are loads of people queuing. Ten yards past the queue there is plenty of seating and a large window that overlooks the runway where you can clearly see if the plane has arrived.
Looking at the queue and seeing that the plane isn't there yet amuses and irritates me in equal measures.

Lemming 06-03-2015 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 12277425)
It's called carry on baggage storage... Which is my pet peeve.

It should not matter if I'm the last person on the plane, there should be a place for my official sized carry on bag.

Official sized carry on bags that are way to big to allow everyone to to put them in the overhead luggage compartment.

Far East Eagle 06-03-2015 08:02 AM

slow-close toilet seats. I need a shit now, not in 5 minutes when you're done descending, thanks

sydney eagle 06-03-2015 08:06 AM

I was on a plane to Sydney today. Guy next to me farted non stop LOUDLY for the full hour

Never wanted to kill somebody until today

simplex 06-03-2015 09:43 AM

Someone has left the lid off the Toothpaste tube and the end dries up and hardens. This bit is then squeezed onto my toothbrush and makes me gag when brushing..

Hitchin Eagle 06-03-2015 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Kylie_Tracey (Post 12276894)
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So what do you find annoying about full stops?

Timbo 06-03-2015 12:23 PM

Witless, humourless, incessant posters posting the same negative things every page in GPD

elgin eagle 06-03-2015 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Hitchin Eagle (Post 12277828)
So what do you find annoying about full stops?

:D

The symbolic equivalent of 'end of' or 'FACT' :)

elgin eagle 06-03-2015 12:28 PM

Haemorroids FACT end of.

Adlerhorst 06-03-2015 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Hitchin Eagle (Post 12277828)
So what do you find annoying about full stops?

The one most people appear to find most annoying is when someone types the following.

Period.

elgin eagle 06-03-2015 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12277851)
The one most people appear to find most annoying is when someone types the following.

Period.

Period is always annoying ;)

Harry Bassett 06-03-2015 12:58 PM

Women ( and they are fully entitled to equality in all issues ) who consider that swearing and being pig ignorant and acting like men is a definition of equality--What a turn off.

Skiddo 06-03-2015 01:09 PM

Painters and decorators who look like they've deliberately splashed 9 litres of Dulex over themselves and their clothes.

Yeah you're hard mate walking down the shops looking like that. We get it. You're a painter and decorater.

ChaceTheAce 06-03-2015 01:17 PM

Waking up to the outcome of somebody keying my car. Lowlife ****. Might be time to take the palace stickers out my window.

Stavros 69 06-03-2015 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ChaceTheAce (Post 12277919)
Waking up to the outcome of somebody keying my car. Lowlife ****. Might be time to take the palace stickers out my window.

You never f**k with a mans automobile.

ChaceTheAce 06-03-2015 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 12277925)
You never f**k with a mans automobile.

This morning was the most angry i've been in some time. Its just pathetic and nasty. Really is.

TopKnot 06-03-2015 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ChaceTheAce (Post 12277919)
Waking up to the outcome of somebody keying my car. Lowlife ****. Might be time to take the palace stickers out my window.

I've always thought having football stickers in your car is a bad idea. Sooner or later some nobhead will come along who thinks it ok to vandalise your car just because they support a different football team to you.

Icy 06-03-2015 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BERT'S HEAD (Post 12276837)
People who form queues yonks before boarding the plane has even started. You have your allocated seat number, why do you want to sit on the plane any longer than need be ?

This is a good thing. It means lazy ***** like me can wait until the last possible minute, enjoying my space and boarding in peace and quiet at my leisure.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 12277895)
Yeah you're hard mate walking down the shops looking like that. We get it. You're a painter and decorater.

In what world does being a Painter and decorator make you hard? :D

mroakley9 06-03-2015 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by sydney eagle (Post 12277516)
I was on a plane to Sydney today. Guy next to me farted non stop LOUDLY for the full hour

Never wanted to kill somebody until today

I have no apologies

the drexciyan 06-03-2015 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Timbo (Post 12277841)
Witless, humourless, incessant posters posting the same negative things every page in GPD

What about the posters who get into arguments with those types of posters?

Gooders 06-03-2015 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 12277943)
I've always thought having football stickers in your car is a bad idea. Sooner or later some nobhead will come along who thinks it ok to vandalise your car just because they support a different football team to you.

Agree.

My car got keyed by Wolves supporters a few years ago - and I didn't even have stickers on it.

It is really annoying.

the drexciyan 06-03-2015 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icy (Post 12277947)
This is a good thing. It means lazy ***** like me can wait until the last possible minute, enjoying my space and boarding in peace and quiet at my leisure.



In what world does being a Painter and decorator make you hard? :D

In the hardness scale they rate as failed scaffolders. Mind you no-one is harder than a scaffolder. Getting off an ABH charge is a pre-req for the job.

ChaceTheAce 06-03-2015 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Gooders (Post 12277958)
Agree.

My car got keyed by Wolves supporters a few years ago - and I didn't even have stickers on it.

It is really annoying.

I don't even know what to do now in terms of repairing it. :( sad times. :sob::sob:

Timbo 06-03-2015 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by the drexciyan (Post 12277957)
What about the posters who get into arguments with those types of posters?

Good blokes usually! :)

Timbo 06-03-2015 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChaceTheAce (Post 12278012)
I don't even know what to do now in terms of repairing it. :( sad times. :sob::sob:

Rubbing with compound may help

Worksop Palace 07-03-2015 11:46 AM

Barking dogs.

Or more their selfish dickhead owners

little al 07-03-2015 03:40 PM

Eateries that don't butter bread for a sandwich. WTF is that all about?

Worksop Palace 07-03-2015 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 12279573)
Eateries that don't butter bread for a sandwich. WTF is that all about?

Alternatively ones that put an inch of foul Marge or spread on it.

Nork1 07-03-2015 04:21 PM

Eateries - usually of the pretentious gastro variety - that don't use plates. Bits of wood, small silver buckets, slate kitchen floor tiles and flower pots are NOT suitable for serving food on/in.
If said eateries think they're being hip and quirky by using unsuitable objects for functions they are clearly not designed for then they won't mind if I take a shit in their sink rather than using the toilet.
Gastro wankers.

Blind_Eagle 07-03-2015 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12279624)
Eateries - usually of the pretentious gastro variety - that don't use plates. Bits of wood, small silver buckets, slate kitchen floor tiles and flower pots are NOT suitable for serving food on/in.
If said eateries think they're being hip and quirky by using unsuitable objects for functions they are clearly not designed for then they won't mind if I take a shit in their sink rather than using the toilet.
Gastro wankers.

^^^
This. I have no desire to eat my food off B&Q offcuts. Humans managed to invent an improvement hundreds of years ago.

It's called a plate.

Skintagain 07-03-2015 04:55 PM

People that use the quote button to copy a 1000 word post and simply say something like "I agree" or "This" or "^^^^^". Especially when it happens 4 or 5 times.

It's an outrage, it makes my blood boil, I'm so angry I could...........................

Andy in Rome 07-03-2015 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12279624)
Eateries - usually of the pretentious gastro variety - that don't use plates. Bits of wood, small silver buckets, slate kitchen floor tiles and flower pots are NOT suitable for serving food on/in.
If said eateries think they're being hip and quirky by using unsuitable objects for functions they are clearly not designed for then they won't mind if I take a shit in their sink rather than using the toilet.
Gastro wankers.

Amen brother, amen... Both Mrs In Rome and myself hate this latest development. When her meal is served up on an unglazed Provencal roof tile, she politely says "... can you please serve me my meal on a proper plate?"

One waitress was so fazed by this she had to go and speak to the manager "to see if it was allowed".

Pretentious assholes, the lot of 'em.

Chocky 07-03-2015 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sydney eagle (Post 12277516)
I was on a plane to Sydney today. Guy next to me farted non stop LOUDLY for the full hour

Never wanted to kill somebody until today

Sorry I just pissed myself at that. As long as it didn't smell (then yes smash his face in) I would join him. Mile high club for trouser rippers.

Nork1 07-03-2015 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Andy in Rome (Post 12279708)
Amen brother, amen... Both Mrs In Rome and myself hate this latest development. When her meal is served up on an unglazed Provencal roof tile, she politely says "... can you please serve me my meal on a proper plate?"

One waitress was so fazed by this she had to go and speak to the manager "to see if it was allowed".

Pretentious assholes, the lot of 'em.

A pub in CP has just started serving chips in flower pots. What is wrong with these people??

Chocky 07-03-2015 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooders (Post 12277455)
Passengers that work on the plane.

Especially glass blowers.

CT_Palace 07-03-2015 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sydney eagle (Post 12277516)
I was on a plane to Sydney today. Guy next to me farted non stop LOUDLY for the full hour

Never wanted to kill somebody until today

Planes - eg 747 that don't have those little air vents above the seat. When you are traveling with a farter you bloody well miss that blast of fresh air.

Which raises another issue with plane farters: when on a plane with air vents and there's some smelly twat farting I obviously reach for the vent and put it full on. Thing is are you then identified by other travelers as the farter or the fartee? The fresh air is worth the risk of the former if you ask me.

SA Eagle 07-03-2015 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Skintagain (Post 12279705)
People that use the quote button to copy a 1000 word post and simply say something like "I agree" or "This" or "^^^^^". Especially when it happens 4 or 5 times.

It's an outrage, it makes my blood boil, I'm so angry I could...........................

This

Jim Cannon 07-03-2015 08:04 PM

Probably been done to death but waiters who always ask of everything is ok when I have a face full of food

spunky 07-03-2015 08:42 PM

It annoys me alot that i ordered curry at 7pm and its still not ******* here!!!!!

BERT'S HEAD 07-03-2015 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky (Post 12280078)
It annoys me alot that i ordered curry at 7pm and its still not ******* here!!!!!

Should have ordered the Chicken Tarka - it's like tikka but otter.

Dorking .Eagle 07-03-2015 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12279839)
A pub in CP has just started serving chips in flower pots. What is wrong with these people??

Went to a cowboy/western themed place called Smith and Western, and my son had hotdog and chips, but it came in some silly plastic basket. I asked for a plate and transferred the food onto it. They looked at me like I was crazy.

Maybe I was a bit grumpy, but if I wanted food served like that I've have paid 3 quid and gone to McDonalds

Salad_Burnet 07-03-2015 09:09 PM

Getting back onto farts, I'm convinced my mother is deliberately holding her farts in until she's just outside my bedroom door and letting rip; that, or she's dashing outside the living room once she can feel them coming.

What if I had a friend round FFS?

Adlerhorst 07-03-2015 09:13 PM

That my new speakers still haven't been delivered.

elgin eagle 07-03-2015 09:24 PM

Getting these speakers I bought in the pub to work without instructions.

Skintagain 07-03-2015 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timbo (Post 12277841)
Witless, humourless, incessant posters posting the same negative things every page in GPD

Don't be so hard on yourself.

the drexciyan 07-03-2015 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12279839)
A pub in CP has just started serving chips in flower pots. What is wrong with these people??

Actually Crystal Palace the place annoys me these days, it was always on the verge of it when I was there but now its gone full-on head up its arse. Specifically its not the place, or the indigenous population, its the types who have inhabited it and opened up a load of shops selling crap.

Adlerhorst 07-03-2015 09:53 PM

my speakers have been delivered :)

Wolfnipplechips 07-03-2015 09:53 PM

Pubs, restaurants, take aways, bistros, cafes etc. being described as f****** eateries.

WTF is an eaterie?:grrr:

the drexciyan 07-03-2015 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12280196)
Pubs, restaurants, take aways, bistros, cafes etc. being described as f****** eateries.

WTF is an eaterie?:grrr:

Or a bistro, except for pouring on your chips.

Being asked for upwards of 2 for a cup of hot water and a teabag. Go fck yourselves, I'll pass on that.

danpalace07 08-03-2015 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by the drexciyan (Post 12280178)
Actually Crystal Palace the place annoys me these days, it was always on the verge of it when I was there but now its gone full-on head up its arse. Specifically its not the place, or the indigenous population, its the types who have inhabited it and opened up a load of shops selling crap.

I like Palace, it has a bit of charm and identity missing from a lot of the gentrified places. In sort of the same way (but not really), I also like West Ham's local area. Reminds me of South Norwood/Thornton Heath.

Hedgehog 08-03-2015 02:35 AM

Today it is:

Joggers with dogs on a leash/lead.

Joggers pushing pushchairs. (Both of these are relevant to riding a bike on a bike path that is shared with joggers... the optimum word being "shared").

Being 59 and trying to do manual labour!

Hedgehog 08-03-2015 02:39 AM

Oh - and overtaking a running club of about 50 people on a bike path when heading straight for you is a peloton from The Tour De France!

elgin eagle 08-03-2015 08:24 AM

Something always happening to prevent you getting a full nights sleep. Then treading in the untrainable dogs piss again when you go down to see wtf it is. grrr - oh you shithead :(

Worksop Palace 08-03-2015 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Salad_Burnet (Post 12280134)
Getting back onto farts, I'm convinced my mother is deliberately holding her farts in until she's just outside my bedroom door and letting rip; that, or she's dashing outside the living room once she can feel them coming.

What if I had a friend round FFS?

36 year olds that still live at home with mummy

Am Phibian 08-03-2015 09:02 AM

The slow and gradual flaccidity associated with ageing.

Noticing gorgeous 20 something blondes who happen to look you in the eye. Then seeing one's reflection in a window to shatter the idea that they were thinking anything other than 'he's gotta be around 50. yuck!'

PT109 08-03-2015 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Far East Eagle (Post 12277513)
slow-close toilet seats. I need a shit now, not in 5 minutes when you're done descending, thanks

Mate - unless you are working class or something, surely most normal people would need to lift the bog seat UP before having a shit, regardless of whether it is soft close or not.

Far East Eagle 08-03-2015 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by PT109 (Post 12280463)
Mate - unless you are working class or something, surely most normal people would need to lift the bog seat UP before having a shit, regardless of whether it is soft close or not.

what what what?? The toilet seat was up because I didn't want to piss on the seat (because the GF is around) but when you need a dump you can't sit on the porcelain, prol or not

Worksop Palace 08-03-2015 09:47 AM

I think there seems to be some confusion around seats and lids here

little al 08-03-2015 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12280427)
Something always happening to prevent you getting a full nights sleep. Then treading in the untrainable dogs piss again when you go down to see wtf it is. grrr - oh you shithead :(

Kennel. Garden. It can piss as much as it likes out there all night.

elgin eagle 08-03-2015 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 12280510)
Kennel. Garden. It can piss as much as it likes out there all night.

Yeah thats what i'd do if I had my way al. That or put it on those untrainable dogs programmes and watch it break the instructors.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 08-03-2015 01:09 PM

Pitta bread steam burns.

Stavros 69 08-03-2015 02:38 PM

Starbucks - Jesus what a rip off and they pay **** all tax

Jimmy cabbie 08-03-2015 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 12280806)
Starbucks - Jesus what a rip off and they pay **** all tax

Like Uber.

Gooders 08-03-2015 03:31 PM

People that wear sunglasses indoors.

People that wear sunglasses when it's not sunny.

Levski 08-03-2015 03:38 PM

When you go to withdraw cash from a cashpoint machine and you see what appears to be saliva residue on the screen. Why would someone want to spit on a cashpoint? Odd.

cappuccinoeagle 08-03-2015 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 12280806)
Starbucks - Jesus what a rip off and they pay **** all tax

http://anthropologyworks.com/wp-cont.../starbucks.jpg


This sums up the complete naffness of Starbucks

WLYWLYAWYPWF 08-03-2015 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Levski (Post 12280871)
When you go to withdraw cash from a cashpoint machine and you see what appears to be saliva residue on the screen. Why would someone want to spit on a cashpoint? Odd.

Probably spunk.

the drexciyan 08-03-2015 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12280891)
Probably spunk.

Spunking it up the wall before you spunk your earnings up the wall, so to speak.

Heb 7:4 08-03-2015 04:28 PM

Estate agents

chav_hater 08-03-2015 06:30 PM

People who do not cross off the clues in a crossword once they have got the answer.

racehorse-80s 09-03-2015 01:25 PM

The new trend to use the word snug to describe small rooms on TV property programmes

Bangkok Eagle 09-03-2015 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BERT'S HEAD (Post 12276837)
People who form queues yonks before boarding the plane has even started. You have your allocated seat number, why do you want to sit on the plane any longer than need be ?

Possibly to get on the plane before those selfish b@stards who bring multiple items of hand-baggage on board and take up all the room in the overhead lockers, leaving no space for anyone else. Shame on the airlines for letting them do it too.

CommercialStone 09-03-2015 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by racehorse-80s (Post 12281998)
The new trend to use the word snug to describe small rooms on TV property programmes

the almost accepted trend of using the word property instead of house, and nice space instead of nice bedroom / lounge etc.

The same with football managers and pundits and their over use of the phrase "football club"

the drexciyan 09-03-2015 02:57 PM

Just watching Paris-Nice cycling. Thierry Voeckler constantly sticking his tongue out and hamming it up to the cameras as yet another breakaway by his is slowly reeled in is annoying to watch. Warming up the act nicely for the TdF.

EagleSE24 09-03-2015 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heb 7:4 (Post 12280917)
Estate agents

They are all annoying. Learn to speak like one here and beat them at their own game. http://www.theguardian.com/books/201...ent-seven-tips

Chocky 09-03-2015 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Levski (Post 12280871)
When you go to withdraw cash from a cashpoint machine and you see what appears to be saliva residue on the screen. Why would someone want to spit on a cashpoint? Odd.

Perhaps a photo of Jonny Evans popped up.

fioreuk 10-03-2015 12:31 PM

Tw&ts who run in the office when they are late for a meeting or something.

You're not a doctor saving lives or anything like that....You're a self absorbed tw&t in the IT department.

ITS NOT THAT IMPORTANT :veryangry:grrr:

SA Eagle 10-03-2015 01:30 PM

******* idiots that walk down crowded train platforms (or streets) reading a ******* book.

People, mainly but not exclusively women, who are unable to walk properly at the same time as talking on their mobile phone.

Icy 10-03-2015 02:01 PM

Women with big arses. Take up almost as much room on planes, trains etc as fat people. Even worse when they think they are attractive.

CT_Palace 10-03-2015 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 12283767)
******* idiots that walk down crowded train platforms (or streets) reading a ******* book.

Stupid **** dawdling down the middle lane at 50mph reading a ******* newspaper this morning!!!!!

mik59 10-03-2015 02:25 PM

While I was away travelling I'd forgotten just how annoying it is to have people in streets or on public transport who play their mobiles etc out loud as for some reason they believe headphones haven't been invented yet and that they are a superior being who can impose what they want to do on everyone else. Experienced that so little abroad I can only assume that elsewhere in the world people are more conscious of other people.

Stavros 69 10-03-2015 02:44 PM

People who bad mouth Nandos without ever going there.

brighton_eagle 10-03-2015 02:56 PM

People who feel a kind of tribal loyalty to a restaurant chain.


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