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Hedgehog 21-02-2017 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by fioreuk (Post 13503708)
More absolute twattishness of the highest order at work.

Implementing a major but relatively straight forward change. The self important Project Manager has changed the name of the meeting room that has been designated to the team for the week to....."The War Room". :jerkit:

Pr1ck.

Something similar here... a normal team working on a project is now called "Mission Assurance team" or MAT for short.

TopKnot 21-02-2017 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by fioreuk (Post 13503708)
More absolute twattishness of the highest order at work.

Implementing a major but relatively straight forward change. The self important Project Manager has changed the name of the meeting room that has been designated to the team for the week to....."The War Room". :jerkit:

Pr1ck.

its a very common phrase to describe a meeting room that has been taken over for a short intense project in the industry I work in.

fioreuk 21-02-2017 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 13503837)
its a very common phrase to describe a meeting room that has been taken over for a short intense project in the industry I work in.

That may the case but its glorified, self important bollocks in incomparable situations...unless you're in the military industry

TopKnot 21-02-2017 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by fioreuk (Post 13503843)
That may the case but its glorified, self important bollocks in incomparable situations...unless you're in the military industry

only if you take the name literally? its a commonly used phrase, chill man!

Nigel_Scarfer 21-02-2017 03:28 PM

Why would you need to give a meeting room a special name. Can't you just continue to call it meeting room 1 or whatever? People would surely know that it's been taken over by a project team for a week. Does seem a bit "Gareth Keenan" to me!

Nigel_Scarfer 21-02-2017 03:30 PM

Hearing people talk about "teams" in an office environment makes me happy as **** that I work for myself!

art malice 21-02-2017 03:30 PM

I could understand it if the project manager was a Geordie

fioreuk 21-02-2017 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 13503854)
only if you take the name literally? its a commonly used phrase, chill man!

This is a "Things That Annoy You" thread...it annoys me. I don't need to chill..man.

fioreuk 21-02-2017 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by art malice (Post 13503859)
I could understand it if the project manager was a Geordie

The Horse Punching room?

fioreuk 21-02-2017 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Nigel_Scarfer (Post 13503856)
Why would you need to give a meeting room a special name. Can't you just continue to call it meeting room 1 or whatever? People would surely know that it's been taken over by a project team for a week. Does seem a bit "Gareth Keenan" to me!

Exactly...self important bullshit IMHO

fioreuk 21-02-2017 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Nigel_Scarfer (Post 13503858)
Hearing people talk about "teams" in an office environment makes me happy as **** that I work for myself!

Cherish it mate.

Some of the mercenaries we have playing for us at the moment are more likeable than most of the people here....me included I'm sure before some smartarse posts to that effect :p

Selhurst Celtic 21-02-2017 03:44 PM

Reading those last few posts, TopKnot is blatantly responsible for renaming offices 'The War Room' and thinks that it's really whacky.

https://ahistoryoftheshed.files.word...ce-jok-012.jpg

TopKnot 21-02-2017 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Nigel_Scarfer (Post 13503856)
Why would you need to give a meeting room a special name. Can't you just continue to call it meeting room 1 or whatever? People would surely know that it's been taken over by a project team for a week. Does seem a bit "Gareth Keenan" to me!

Its not a new name for the same room, its a phrase to describe a room in which stuff can be put on the walls, people on the project can sit together in, stuff can be brought in, furniture rearranged, blah blah. A temporary central hub for the project. So 'meeting room 1 is now the X project war room for the next week'.

TopKnot 21-02-2017 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 13503872)
Reading those last few posts, TopKnot is blatantly responsible for renaming offices 'The War Room' and thinks that it's really whacky.

https://ahistoryoftheshed.files.word...ce-jok-012.jpg

I'm only doing it to annoy the grumpy old men in the office who miss being able to smoke a pipe in their cubicles.

Maidstoned Eagle 21-02-2017 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 13503872)
Reading those last few posts, TopKnot is blatantly responsible for renaming offices 'The War Room' and thinks that it's really whacky.

https://ahistoryoftheshed.files.word...ce-jok-012.jpg

Can you stop posting up you favorite pics of Carlos the Fondler please.

stamford triumph 21-02-2017 06:24 PM

People on trains who allow their children to watch films/play games on their ipad/computer without head phones and with the sound turned up. Since when has this been OK?

Jim Cannon 21-02-2017 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by stamford triumph (Post 13504020)
People on trains who allow their children to watch films/play games on their ipad/computer without head phones and with the sound turned up. Since when has this been OK?

Since their equally selfish and stupid adult parents showed them the way by doing the same thing themselves

Little Fozzie 21-02-2017 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by stamford triumph (Post 13504020)
People on trains who allow their children to watch films/play games on their ipad/computer without head phones and with the sound turned up. Since when has this been OK?

Was on a train from marseille to lille in the summer. A group of about ten 12-13 year olds got on half way up, accompanied by 2 adults who were obviously looking after them at disneyland. One of the adults pulls out a tablet and puts a ******* film on for the little ones to watch...and for the rest of the carriage to listen to. They were english, obviously.

stamford triumph 21-02-2017 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Little Fozzie (Post 13504060)
Was on a train from marseille to lille in the summer. A group of about ten 12-13 year olds got on half way up, accompanied by 2 adults who were obviously looking after them at disneyland. One of the adults pulls out a tablet and puts a ******* film on for the little ones to watch...and for the rest of the carriage to listen to. They were english, obviously.

I suppose its the same mentality as those who think its fine to play music and/or Youtube clips loudly through their phones despite the fact that most people really don't want to hear it and it usually sounds rubbish.

Isle of Wight 22-02-2017 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by stamford triumph (Post 13504065)
I suppose its the same mentality as those who think its fine to play music and/or Youtube clips loudly through their phones despite the fact that most people really don't want to hear it and it usually sounds rubbish.

Had this in the Supermarket yesterday. An Isle of wight version of Lauren, the same size as the Sutton Goal keeper, with her Adidas boyfriend.

Isle of Wight 22-02-2017 10:14 AM

Manuals that are 268 pages long when only 8 of them are in English, of which 4 are all health and safety crap, the rest every other language under the sun.

elgin eagle 22-02-2017 10:20 AM

My graphics tablet pen which refuses to obey any laws of calibration. Also the graphics tablet which doesn't recognise any driver.

Mr Mojo Risin 22-02-2017 10:26 AM

Idiots who get on a crowded tube and then get off after 2 stops. They probably have expensive gym memberships but can't be bothered to walk for 20 minutes.

viking's no1 22-02-2017 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Mojo Risin (Post 13504556)
Idiots who get on a crowded tube and then get off after 2 stops. They probably have expensive gym memberships but can't be bothered to walk for 20 minutes.

Does this contradict your tagline of being open-minded and liberal?

Mr Mojo Risin 22-02-2017 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 13504575)
Does this contradict your tagline of being open-minded and liberal?

It is curtailed somewhat during the morning rush hour

ExiledStirling 22-02-2017 11:06 AM

Radio 5live and Talksport having commentary on the same game. Particularly when it is a game of little or no interest to me. ie does not involve Palace.

Maidstoned Eagle 22-02-2017 12:12 PM

Lesbian mafia at work who would prefer my boss to employ a 25 year old blonde Slovakian girl for them to ogle, raher than a hairy arsed 50 year old bloke.......and sulk when they still employ both....and the blonde isnt a lemon licker

Chris K 22-02-2017 12:24 PM

Where do I join the lesbian mafia, I think I fit I with what I know of their manifesto

Maidstoned Eagle 22-02-2017 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 13504719)
Where do I join the lesbian mafia, I think I fit I with what I know of their manifesto

Are you ugly, miserable and similar in build and stature to a hobbit?

art malice 22-02-2017 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 13504719)
Where do I join the lesbian mafia, I think I fit I with what I know of their manifesto

Anti-manifesto

ElwissAtMemphis 22-02-2017 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 13504719)
Where do I join the lesbian mafia, I think I fit I with what I know of their manifesto

Maidstoned's just pissed off because he made them an offer they refused.

regal_eagle 22-02-2017 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13504548)
My graphics tablet pen which refuses to obey any laws of calibration. Also the graphics tablet which doesn't recognise any driver.


All those wacoff stains on your wacom can cause issues, have you tried cleaning it properly? Failing that you could try changing your nib.

Bryan 22-02-2017 02:08 PM

Andy Burnham - never did anyone more need a punch in the face

Maidstoned Eagle 22-02-2017 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ElwissAtMemphis (Post 13504854)
Maidstoned's just pissed off because he made them an offer they refused.

I thought I was out once......but they dragged me back in.

danpalace07 22-02-2017 02:41 PM

Wayne ******* Shaw and people still going on about a fat bloke eating a pie

The Scum as well, just because

Chris K 22-02-2017 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13504722)
Are you ugly, miserable and similar in build and stature to a hobbit?

Actually yes, but you forgot sexy as well

Johnnieboy 22-02-2017 09:44 PM

Build your own dream home property shows where some "expert" turns up and makes them build something they don't want

Johnnieboy 22-02-2017 09:48 PM

"Experts" called Piers who don't have to live in the abominations they have inflicted on the poor unsuspecting self-builders

Johnnieboy 22-02-2017 09:50 PM

The fact that I've got nothing better to do than watch "experts" ruin dream homes :(

Harry Bassett 22-02-2017 10:31 PM

As someone who lived through the WW2 and deprivation was par for the course with many kids with their arse's hanging out of trousers to flip forward to today's fashion statements where people actually buy clothes with holes for your knees to poke through...annoyed not really.. but jeez!

Sam Spade 22-02-2017 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnnieboy (Post 13505330)
Build your own dream home property shows where some "expert" turns up and makes them build something they don't want

...and the bint of the couple is always "The Project Manager" which means she phones up the subcontractors now and again to ask where they are.

TopKnot 22-02-2017 11:08 PM

The Brits. Spent my whole life hating it and it hasn't changed. A self-congratulatory, introspective, backslapping celebration of bland vapid pop shit. Coldplay. Adele. Robbie Williams winning an award for being an 'icon'. 9 out of 10 artists coming from reality TV shows. Token nomination for Leonard Cohen when nobody there would be able to name any of his songs other than Hallelujah. Shite, every single time.

PALACEWU 22-02-2017 11:14 PM

Agreed. Little mix ffs.

RobertCPFC 22-02-2017 11:36 PM

I had The Brits on but kept switching between that and the Leicester game. That Little Mix performance at the start was dreadful and shows how much they do to the songs when released to try and make them sound better. I assume on Kiss tomorrow they will go on about it so may have to not have it on in the background.

Wolfnipplechips 22-02-2017 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 13505407)
The Brits. Spent my whole life hating it and it hasn't changed. A self-congratulatory, introspective, backslapping celebration of bland vapid pop shit. Coldplay. Adele. Robbie Williams winning an award for being an 'icon'. 9 out of 10 artists coming from reality TV shows. Token nomination for Leonard Cohen when nobody there would be able to name any of his songs other than Hallelujah. Shite, every single time.

Just got in. Didn't watch it but I know you're right anyway.:p

Stellavista 23-02-2017 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 13505407)
The Brits. Spent my whole life hating it and it hasn't changed. A self-congratulatory, introspective, backslapping celebration of bland vapid pop shit. Coldplay. Adele. Robbie Williams winning an award for being an 'icon'. 9 out of 10 artists coming from reality TV shows. Token nomination for Leonard Cohen when nobody there would be able to name any of his songs other than Hallelujah. Shite, every single time.

I dunno, Killing Joke winning breakthrough artist was a step forward.

Selhurst Celtic 23-02-2017 01:14 AM

I've always hated the brits.

:angel: :vader:

ElwissAtMemphis 23-02-2017 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13504918)
I thought I was out once......but they dragged me back in.

There's an opportunity for a "sleeps with the fishes" joke in there somewhere too but it requires a balance of subtlety and gratuitous offensiveness that's beyond me.

Stellavista 23-02-2017 01:52 AM

'The next level.....'
F*ck right off, you utter bellends.

JJ 23-02-2017 03:11 AM

The fact that my car must have a little beepy machine /radar-type thing under the bonnet that alerts every ******* traffic light of my approach in order for it to change to red, even if there's no other traffic coming from the other road to get the benefit of my red light.

Either that or there's a god of traffic lights who hates me.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 23-02-2017 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ (Post 13505487)
The fact that my car must have a little beepy machine /radar-type thing under the bonnet that alerts every ******* traffic light of my approach in order for it to change to red, even if there's no other traffic coming from the other road to get the benefit of my red light.

Either that or there's a god of traffic lights who hates me.

Nope. It's just the Pacific Highway Hornsby to North Sydney.

bubbs11 23-02-2017 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 13505407)
The Brits. Spent my whole life hating it and it hasn't changed. A self-congratulatory, introspective, backslapping celebration of bland vapid pop shit. Coldplay. Adele. Robbie Williams winning an award for being an 'icon'. 9 out of 10 artists coming from reality TV shows. Token nomination for Leonard Cohen when nobody there would be able to name any of his songs other than Hallelujah. Shite, every single time.

Robbie Williams: Global icon award.

Read that again and let it seep in...

I'd be less affronted to see Jordan Mutch win Palace player of the year. In fact, if Wilf hadn't had such a great year for us I'd say we should all vote for Mutch as POTY as a protest at how sh*t the rest have been.

Payroll Legend 23-02-2017 08:42 AM

Dermot O'Really

Blind_Eagle 23-02-2017 09:57 AM

People who post a question asking whether someone would do something and end the post with the inane 'No, I thought not'.

Maz 23-02-2017 10:02 AM

Are you being serious here?

No, I thought not.

CT_Palace 23-02-2017 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by KYLIE MINEAGLE (Post 13505499)
Nope. It's just the Pacific Highway Hornsby to North Sydney.

Ahhh the delights of Chatswood.

Skiddo 23-02-2017 02:50 PM

The mass hysteria over Rag N Bone Man.

fioreuk 23-02-2017 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 13505823)
The mass hysteria over Rag N Bone Man.

No....I was never a fan of Steptoe either,

davech 23-02-2017 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ (Post 13505487)
The fact that my car must have a little beepy machine /radar-type thing under the bonnet that alerts every ******* traffic light of my approach in order for it to change to red, even if there's no other traffic coming from the other road to get the benefit of my red light.

Either that or there's a god of traffic lights who hates me.

I know where you are coming from. Whenever or wherever I go, whatever bus/tram I want always just leaves the stop, in both directions as well.

Reminds me of the Douglas Adams bit about a lorry driver called Rob McKenna who was permanently being rained on. Turned out, although he didn't know it, he was A Rain God and the clouds were worshipping him :D

BERT'S HEAD 23-02-2017 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 13505823)
The mass hysteria over Rag N Bone Man.

You're only human.

pallet 23-02-2017 03:38 PM

Afterall

brighton_eagle 23-02-2017 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 13505823)
The mass hysteria over Rag N Bone Man.

Mass hysteria over anything is rather odd, unless it's aliens landing or something like that.

I quite like his music though.

Blind_Eagle 23-02-2017 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 13505823)
The mass hysteria over Rag N Bone Man.

Was in the same class at school as Blind Minor.

Hard to think of mass hysteria over Rory. :D

Maidstoned Eagle 23-02-2017 04:11 PM

Good singist though

Sick Bucket 23-02-2017 04:15 PM

All award ceremonies.

The rich and famous congratulate themselves for being rich and famous and give each other awards for being rich and famous and of course it all needs to televised because the darlings clearly need more exposure and recognition.

Makes me want to vomit, who are the morons that watch this shit?

ExiledStirling 23-02-2017 04:36 PM

Radio 5live giving the very good journalist and broadcaster Matthew Syed the name of 'The ping pong guy' because of his prior Table Tennis exploits.

It is just too Talksport for my tastes.

Popester 23-02-2017 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 13505913)
All award ceremonies.

The rich and famous congratulate themselves for being rich and famous and give each other awards for being rich and famous and of course it all needs to televised because the darlings clearly need more exposure and recognition.

Makes me want to vomit, who are the morons that watch this shit?

Almost as nauseating is the rich and famous pretending to be "ordinary working class folk" at such ceremonies. E.g. multi millionaire Ken Loach at the BAFTAs.

BERT'S HEAD 23-02-2017 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 13505927)
Radio 5live giving the very good journalist and broadcaster Matthew Syed the name of 'The ping pong guy' because of his prior Table Tennis exploits.

It is just too Talksport for my tastes.

Agree. The most articulate of the three by far, not saying much though.

Maidstoned Eagle 23-02-2017 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 13504923)
Actually yes, but you forgot sexy as well

Send me a pic and I will see how long it takes me to whack off to.it.

kayjay 23-02-2017 08:46 PM

Pedestrians who just dawdle across the road with their phones wedged
between jaw and shoulder and both hands in their pockets.
Bet you'd take longer steps if I was booting you in the arse!

CT_Palace 24-02-2017 05:06 AM

people who don't pay their share of the booze bill. *****.

CT_Palace 24-02-2017 05:06 AM

and a ******* rich **** at that, not like he couldn't afford it. ****

CT_Palace 24-02-2017 05:08 AM

saddens me that he was an English guy.
****

DocSavage 24-02-2017 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 13505913)
All award ceremonies.

The rich and famous congratulate themselves for being rich and famous and give each other awards for being rich and famous and of course it all needs to televised because the darlings clearly need more exposure and recognition.

Makes me want to vomit, who are the morons that watch this shit?

the same ones who invite them to the whitehouse or lunch in No.10 or to comment on serious matters on morning tv perhaps?

DocSavage 24-02-2017 03:12 PM

people wandering around supermarkets drinking coffee

to be honest i detest all "food on the move" ffs sit down and have your lunch nothing is so important for you to scoff walking in the high street or opposite me on the train

andyocpfc 24-02-2017 03:49 PM

Meeting people whether friends from old or family and never know whether to do the handshake and kiss thing etc. Even worse at the end of do's when everyone is shuffling around not knowing who to go to first. JUST SAY BYE AND WALK OUT THE FARKING PLACE! There should be a law that bans handshakes and pleasantry kisses.

Also, one kiss or farking two on the cheek/s?! If you don't see someone putting their hand out you feel like a c--t while they're left hanging and if someone goes to give you a kiss and they're not ready or haven't seen you make a move you either get a smacker on the lips or worse still a mouthful of hair! Bloody aida!

TopKnot 24-02-2017 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by andyocpfc (Post 13507406)
Meeting people whether friends from old or family and never know whether to do the handshake and kiss thing etc. Even worse at the end of do's when everyone is shuffling around not knowing who to go to first. JUST SAY BYE AND WALK OUT THE FARKING PLACE! There should be a law that bans handshakes and pleasantry kisses.

Also, one kiss or farking two on the cheek/s?! If you don't see someone putting their hand out you feel like a c--t while they're left hanging and if someone goes to give you a kiss and they're not ready or haven't seen you make a move you either get a smacker on the lips or worse still a mouthful of hair! Bloody aida!

and hugs. There should be a blanket ban on all physical contact when greeting to avoid awkwardness like that, the only acceptable gesture being a sort of limp wave thing as you say hello.

Stellavista 24-02-2017 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by andyocpfc (Post 13507406)
Meeting people whether friends from old or family and never know whether to do the handshake and kiss thing etc. Even worse at the end of do's when everyone is shuffling around not knowing who to go to first. JUST SAY BYE AND WALK OUT THE FARKING PLACE! There should be a law that bans handshakes and pleasantry kisses.

Also, one kiss or farking two on the cheek/s?! If you don't see someone putting their hand out you feel like a c--t while they're left hanging and if someone goes to give you a kiss and they're not ready or haven't seen you make a move you either get a smacker on the lips or worse still a mouthful of hair! Bloody aida!

One kiss, unless you are a twatish posh c*nt or French.

Mine for today is the continual bleating from Generation Lazy ****** that they are poor and everything is unfair, yet I see hoards of them wandering around in expensive threads and trainers, wearing expensive headphones and talking into expensive phones. And just take a look in the window of the ludicrously overpriced coffee shops and sushi bars. F*ck 'em.

elgin eagle 24-02-2017 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13507426)
One kiss, unless you are a twatish posh c*nt or French.

Mine for today is the continual bleating from Generation Lazy ****** that they are poor and everything is unfair, yet I see hoards of them wandering around in expensive threads and trainers, wearing expensive headphones and talking into expensive phones. And just take a look in the window of the ludicrously overpriced coffee shops and sushi bars. F*ck 'em.

:D

Why have I got an image of Harry Enfield in my head? :)

elgin eagle 24-02-2017 04:11 PM

Resolved the graphics tablet issues but today being wound up by bits of fluff and dust landing on my newly varnished stair treads.

fioreuk 24-02-2017 04:14 PM

Driving up and down packed rows of a car park, filled with large and high sided cars...then spying a gap towards the end of the current row, accelerating towards the space only to find it's not a space at all. Just a poxy smart car, city car etc parked well back in the space.

Cursing then seeing someone else parking in a space that's just become free in the next row :wallbash::(

Maidstoned Eagle 24-02-2017 04:16 PM

Lesbian mafia, French branch, getting the hump because I told a student to not bother learning French, because no one speaks it, apart from the French and Lesley Butlers wife, and its a dead language.

wedgetail 24-02-2017 04:35 PM

Red nose day, A group of tax dodging self obsessed luvvies pimp themselves free publicity pretending they give a **** about some poor unfortunates.

How about paying your taxes and donating the money yourselves.

Stellavista 24-02-2017 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13507443)
Lesbian mafia, French branch, getting the hump because I told a student to not bother learning French, because no one speaks it, apart from the French and Lesley Butlers wife, and its a dead language.

Top work!

Prince Phillip 24-02-2017 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DocSavage (Post 13507362)
people wandering around supermarkets drinking coffee

to be honest i detest all "food on the move" ffs sit down and have your lunch nothing is so important for you to scoff walking in the high street or opposite me on the train

Twice this week in the evening rush hour from Victoria I've seen people sitting on the floor of the train by the doors eating their McDonald's out of the bag.

Genuinely, actually, eating their food off the floor like a dog. Ruff.

Suffolkeagle 24-02-2017 09:53 PM

Radical feminists. That is all.

chrisophiex 24-02-2017 11:27 PM

This new(ish) penchant for TV presenters / politicians standing with their legs too far apart, if you know what I mean.

chrisophiex 24-02-2017 11:41 PM

Athletes / Sportsmen who do adverts and endorse some sort of meat free meat thing, and couldn't act their way out of a paper bag. So wooden !

danpalace07 25-02-2017 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 13507944)
This new(ish) penchant for TV presenters / politicians standing with their legs too far apart, if you know what I mean.

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cnlr7lRWgAEFlXC.jpg:small

Nostrils 25-02-2017 08:05 AM

The above are photographs from the British Musical Statues finals of 2014. Sadly neither won; May had two left feet, and Osborne, in his extreme excitement, had a little accident half way through 'Cotton Eye Joe' which led to his immediate disqualification.

Jordan's Jacket 25-02-2017 08:40 AM

On the theme of awards nights I do find it excruciating when acting types feel they are qualified to give a political speech. They seem to have a misguided view that what they do for a living is somehow important and needs you to be taken seriously.

Popester 25-02-2017 09:29 AM

LinkedIn profiles. Why do people feel the need to over promote themselves. I saw one the other day which said "owner, entrepreneur, guru, dude". Wtf?

cranesparkeagle 25-02-2017 01:33 PM

That bloody sainsburys advert. Another one where the they deliberately inflict terrible singing on you every 20 minutes. Its not like Sainburys make any of this stuff either

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 25-02-2017 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Popester (Post 13508209)
LinkedIn profiles. Why do people feel the need to over promote themselves. I saw one the other day which said "owner, entrepreneur, guru, dude". Wtf?

LinkBook w*nker

spike 25-02-2017 01:50 PM

Drinking coffee through a plastic lid; I'd rather run the risk of scalding myself.

Selhurst Celtic 25-02-2017 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordan's Jacket (Post 13508168)
On the theme of awards nights I do find it excruciating when acting types feel they are qualified to give a political speech. They seem to have a misguided view that what they do for a living is somehow important and needs you to be taken seriously.

FAG*

(*Team America)

Oldtown Eagle 25-02-2017 08:38 PM

:rolleyes: Dog owners. Dog owners who allow their mutts to jump all over you and lick you taking it for granted that you love them because they do. Get your stinking hound off me!

Richard 25-02-2017 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Jordan's Jacket (Post 13508168)
On the theme of awards nights I do find it excruciating when acting types feel they are qualified to give a political speech. They seem to have a misguided view that what they do for a living is somehow important and needs you to be taken seriously.

This, with bells on. No doubt, tomorrow, a load of over-paid actors will tell the world how they are supposed to be thinking from their gilded orgy of self-congratulation - given wall-to-wall coverage by the media, all vying for a nice little business jolly to LA.

postman plod 25-02-2017 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by wedgetail (Post 13507476)
Red nose day, A group of tax dodging self obsessed luvvies pimp themselves free publicity pretending they give a **** about some poor unfortunates.

How about paying your taxes and donating the money yourselves.

Spot on. Fed up being preached to by some talentless no mark.
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PeterH 25-02-2017 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13506583)
saddens me that he was an English guy.
****

This is not me people. Although you probably all guessed by the fecking rich bit.


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