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chav_hater 16-01-2015 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cpfc4evandeva (Post 12179262)
I put 'above average'.

Silly me :clown:

Back on topic...northerners who have made a career out of simply saying stuff in a northern accent. Vernon Kay, Paddy McGuinness, I'm looking at you.

Skiddo 16-01-2015 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chav_hater (Post 12179312)
Back on topic...northerners who have made a career out of simply saying stuff in a northern accent. Vernon Kay, Paddy McGuinness, I'm looking at you.


Jamie Carragher

Skiddo 16-01-2015 01:11 PM

Another social media annoyance:

People that complain when it's Monday morning and in turn, when Friday arrives celebrate it like a national holiday.

"Happy Friday everyone!"

Do me a favour.

billy_gilberts_hammer 16-01-2015 01:33 PM

Anyone who eats food especially hot food on public transport.
Parents that want a seat for their kids on trains in the rush hour. Tip: dont travel with kids in the rush hour

chav_hater 16-01-2015 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 12179451)
Jamie Carragher

Nah, he made a career out of making last ditch tackles because of poor positioning. I think that's what makes him a decent pundit, he has done it all before.

Chris K 16-01-2015 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billy_gilberts_hammer (Post 12179545)
Parents that want a seat for their kids on trains in the rush hour. Tip: dont travel with kids in the rush hour

Can we extend this to tourists as well please, they clog up an already full transport network and their confused wonderings around mainline stations just serve to delay everyone else. Travelcards only work after 10am for a reason

chrisophiex 16-01-2015 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chav_hater (Post 12179312)
Silly me :clown:

Back on topic...northerners who have made a career out of simply saying stuff in a northern accent. Vernon Kay, Paddy McGuinness, I'm looking at you.

Southerners who have made a career out of simply saying stuff in a southern accent. Danny Dyer, Ray Winstone, Dick van Dyke, I'm looking at you .

chrisophiex 16-01-2015 03:51 PM

People who get right to the bottom of their "soap in a bottle" and then half fill it up with water. You go to the bottle and apply the usual pressure and it spurts all over the place , usually over my trouser area .

chav_hater 16-01-2015 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12179808)
Southerners who have made a career out of simply saying stuff in a southern accent. Danny Dyer, Ray Winstone, Dick van Dyke, I'm looking at you .

Yeah I'd agree with that. I think it's more the NW accent that annoys me.

the drexciyan 16-01-2015 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 12179788)
Can we extend this to tourists as well please, they clog up an already full transport network and their confused wonderings around mainline stations just serve to delay everyone else. Travelcards only work after 10am for a reason

What is about people that when they put a backpack on and go to a foreign city they just clump together and act like ****witted idiots?

the drexciyan 16-01-2015 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chav_hater (Post 12179312)
Silly me :clown:

Back on topic...northerners who have made a career out of simply saying stuff in a northern accent. Vernon Kay, Paddy McGuinness, I'm looking at you.

..of which the professional Yorkshireman is the most trying. Michael Parkinson that's you.

cpfc4evandeva 16-01-2015 04:34 PM

I have nothing against Parkinson, Boycott and the cast of Emmerdale.

Chav Hater is bang on with Paddy McGuinness. It's the chirpy, jolly, annoyingness that I hate.

Jack Regan 16-01-2015 04:35 PM

Birds doing their makeup in the morning on the train.

Idiots that say 'can I get' instead of 'can I have' in coffee shops.

Joe Swash. No talent whatsoever.

Idiots who say 'say again' instead of 'pardon'

mushroom 16-01-2015 04:58 PM

Lady at Preston Park train station, gent makes way so she can get on train and says casually "Ladies first"... her reply "What has my gender got to do with it" then gets on train tutting and mumbling.
I fecking hate the precious types that look for offence in everything, can't stand the narcissistic pricks.

Ismale 16-01-2015 05:06 PM

Forzapalace on here! :D The thing is such a moany negative whinging Shit eating C*nt (Sorry for the PK terminology!) I'd like to see him in real life,see if it's as F*cking brave as it likes to think on here! Total gutless twat,shame its got its PM's turned off as I'd like to send it an 'invitation' for a drink ;)

Big Patch 16-01-2015 05:09 PM

A double irritant (DI) People that try to finish the last few words of my sentences. 9/10 they get it wrong so not only do I have to hear them mumbling different words to the ones I'm saying but I then have to repeat myself because so I can finish my bloody sentence.

maestro 16-01-2015 05:11 PM

At the supermarket people stand chatting in the aisles making it impossible to look at the stuff you need

Or when people are looking at item for ages while holding onto their trolley alongside so they literally block off the whole shelf area, your never quite sure whether to stand their and politely wait or just shove in, why do people even need to look so long anyway??

chav_hater 16-01-2015 05:47 PM

People who are under 5 foot 6 who use umbrellas but have zero spatial awareness.

SKATE 16-01-2015 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by chav_hater (Post 12179997)
People who are under 5 foot 6 who use umbrellas but have zero spatial awareness.

Anyone that uses an umbrella is evil.

Far East Eagle 16-01-2015 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chav_hater (Post 12179997)
People who are under 5 foot 6 who use umbrellas but have zero spatial awareness.

Many at time I've almost lost an eye to these wankers. The most annoying is when their umbrella goes underneath yours, hits you in the chest, getting you wet and the **** just walks on. :veryangry:veryangry

Lemming 16-01-2015 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 12176725)
Footballers post match interviews.

Same old shit every time.

Pundits and managers pre match who seem to refer to every team as "Well organised and hard working".

A Wooden Fish On Wheels 16-01-2015 06:34 PM

Bras

chrisophiex 16-01-2015 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Patch (Post 12179925)
A double irritant (DI) People that try to finish the last few words of my sentences. 9/10 they get it wrong so not only do I have to hear them mumbling different words to the ones I'm saying but I then have to repeat myself because so I can finish my bloody sentence.

That's a classic .

I hate it when you can tell people aren't really listening whilst you're saying something quite important . I usually end my sentence with something like "and make sure you don't get your buscuits wet" , which either confuses them or they don't even catch that bit....thus proving that they ain't listening !

Skiddo 16-01-2015 07:06 PM

People that start a sentence with "is it just me or..."

Beatleboy 16-01-2015 07:34 PM

People who have their music set so high you can hear the "tinny" music when you are sitting rows away on a bus/train despite their headphones.

Comedians and others who have to resort to swearing regularly - apart from Mrs Brown who is forgiven because he/she can be very funny!

People on the BBS who write daft things like " ...and I claim my fiver" or " goes to Hull on Page..."

Rap - which should be renamed crap.

PeterH 16-01-2015 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chav_hater (Post 12179312)
Silly me :clown:

Back on topic...northerners who have made a career out of simply saying stuff in a northern accent. Vernon Kay, Paddy McGuinness, I'm looking at you.

Professional Northerners - Scousers, Geordies, YORKSHIRE, Mancs (happy Mondey/Oasis bollox. They seem so proud of their slums.

In the South I suppose you only get ESSEX and West Ham Cockney/Mockneys.

Jules 16-01-2015 07:51 PM

Being asked if I'm "alright" in a shop or cafe, rather than them saying "Can I help you?" or whatever. Always makes me feel I must look like I'm not alright.

FORZA SELHURST 16-01-2015 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jules (Post 12180171)
Being asked if I'm "alright" in a shop or cafe, rather than them saying "Can I help you?" or whatever. Always makes me feel I must look like I'm not alright.

I once smoked a load of weed in Dublin and going around pubs this was doing my head in and giving me the fear.

Pat of the Palace 16-01-2015 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by A Wooden Fish On Wheels (Post 12180076)
Bras

Saggy tits. They really get on my tits.

danpalace07 16-01-2015 08:13 PM

Music news sites/mags e.g. NME. Absolutely ******* useless and change their stance on a genre or whatever so often. Noisey by Vice is probably the most irritating. They must be on a year delay regarding current trends and whatever in music...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beatleboy (Post 12180149)
People who have their music set so high you can hear the "tinny" music when you are sitting rows away on a bus/train despite their headphones.

Comedians and others who have to resort to swearing regularly - apart from Mrs Brown who is forgiven because he/she can be very funny!

People on the BBS who write daft things like " ...and I claim my fiver" or " goes to Hull on Page..."

Rap - which should be renamed crap.

2.5/4 here. Some points:
  • Agreed though honestly you don't realise how loud it sounds outside.
  • Sort of agreed, though I would question anyone who likes Mrs Brown's Boys...
  • Agreed with the BBS thing. I hate stupid cliquey in-jokes like that. They weren't even funny the first time...
  • How much rap have you actually heard? Lots of good stuff out there which should be helped by the grime revival

Chocky 16-01-2015 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Wooden Fish On Wheels (Post 12180076)
Bras

Especially when the straps itch.

meee 16-01-2015 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lemming (Post 12180074)
Pundits and managers pre match who seem to refer to every team as "Well organised and hard working".

"Character"
"There's a real spirit about this team"
"Gaffer"
"We just need that bit of luck"
"I can't fault the lads"
"Commitment"
"We have to respect the opposition"

Chocky 16-01-2015 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Patch (Post 12179925)
A double irritant (DI) People that try to finish the last few words of my sentences. 9/10 they get it wrong so not only do I have to hear them mumbling different words to the ones I'm saying but I then have to repeat myself because so I can finish

my bloody dinner.

Stellavista 16-01-2015 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beatleboy (Post 12180149)
People who have their music set so high you can hear the "tinny" music when you are sitting rows away on a bus/train despite their headphones.

Comedians and others who have to resort to swearing regularly - apart from Mrs Brown who is forgiven because he/she can be very funny!

People on the BBS who write daft things like " ...and I claim my fiver" or " goes to Hull on Page..."

Rap - which should be renamed crap.

You are Foggy from Last of the Summer Wine, and I claim my fiver.

palace_crystal 16-01-2015 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12180274)
You are Foggy from Last of the Summer Wine, and I claim my fiver.

Signs for QPR page 192.

elgin eagle 16-01-2015 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12180217)
Especially when the straps itch.

chafey.

billy_gilberts_hammer 16-01-2015 09:32 PM

Commuters with golf umbrellas on trains. They are for standing in the rain playing golf use a smaller umbrella for commuting.

Women who put their slap/make-up on whilst on the train. Get up earlier.

Cyclists using commuter trains. There is no room for your fecking bikes go away.

foetus eagle 16-01-2015 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Wooden Fish On Wheels (Post 12180076)
Bras


http://www.madman.com.au/images/scre...ot_2_12574.jpg

the drexciyan 16-01-2015 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12180274)
You are Foggy from Last of the Summer Wine, and I claim my fiver.

When BBS cliche come?

CT_Palace 16-01-2015 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the drexciyan (Post 12180399)
When BBS cliche come?


Bit low, scummish really

Wolfnipplechips 16-01-2015 11:07 PM

Quality.

I mean "we need a bit more quality".

Means nothing and is trotted out all the time.

Far East Eagle 16-01-2015 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12180428)
Bit low, scummish really

Was just about to post that.




When you are about to post something and someone has already posted it. :veryangry:vader:

Jack Regan 16-01-2015 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORZA SELHURST (Post 12180178)
I once smoked a load of weed in Dublin .

Cowabunga.

(yawn)

FORZA SELHURST 16-01-2015 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Regan (Post 12180440)
Cowabunga.

(yawn)

Shut it you slag. I hadn't had me breakfast.

Chobham Eagle 16-01-2015 11:29 PM

People who say "going forward".

Companies who have the word "solutions" in their name.

People who unnecessarily start a sentence with the word "so".

Jeremy Clarkson

David Starkey

the drexciyan 16-01-2015 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12180428)
Bit low, scummish really

cliche come now

bigdazza08 16-01-2015 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beef (Post 12062190)
'Mr Business' on the train each morning pushing his way past everyone, soaking you with his oversized umbrella and shoving his newspaper in your face.

This^ is one of mine along with arsehole who gets on with a rucksack that's double the size of him and doesn't take it off.

chrisophiex 16-01-2015 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigdazza08 (Post 12180460)
This^ is one of mine along with arsehole who gets on with a rucksack that's double the size of him Andrew doesn't take it off.

God I hate that Andrew :D

bigdazza08 16-01-2015 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12180469)
God I hate that Andrew :D

Another is autocorrect :veryangry

Nork1 17-01-2015 12:14 AM

Harry Redknapp's eyelids.

rowaneagle 17-01-2015 03:00 AM

People that type prolly instead of probably.its only 2 more letters ffs

xmasape 17-01-2015 03:09 AM

Prolly right...

palace_crystal 17-01-2015 03:32 AM

Every word over 2 syllables being shortened eg noms, totes, jel and the infuriating use of the word epic.

Eg went out for nandos last night, it was epic

hughff 17-01-2015 04:03 AM

Read The Iliad last night - epic.

danpalace07 17-01-2015 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chobham Eagle (Post 12180456)
People who say "going forward".

Companies who have the word "solutions" in their name.

People who unnecessarily start a sentence with the word "so".

Jeremy Clarkson

David Starkey

when they drag it out as well...

pumaspalace 17-01-2015 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12180659)
when they drag it out as well...

You know that if the next word after 'so' is 'basically' you should immediately realise the person is a nob and then switch off.

Chobham Eagle 17-01-2015 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pumaspalace (Post 12180660)
You know that if the next word after 'so' is 'basically' you should immediately realise the person is a nob and then switch off.

:p

Nork1 17-01-2015 11:23 AM

Media weather words created to over-dramatise the already apocalyptic Daily Express weather headlines... thundersnow, weather bomb.

rowaneagle 17-01-2015 01:39 PM

Men in there early/mid twenties with beards.

meee 17-01-2015 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12180434)
Quality.

I mean "we need a bit more quality".

Means nothing and is trotted out all the time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12180865)
Media weather words created to over-dramatise the already apocalyptic Daily Express weather headlines... thundersnow, weather bomb.

These. ^

rowaneagle 17-01-2015 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by meee (Post 12181077)
These. ^

I personally thought they needed 'a bit more quality'

johnbush 17-01-2015 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowaneagle (Post 12181061)
Men in there early/mid twenties with beards.

People who can't tell the difference between 'there' and 'their'.

Madden 17-01-2015 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnbush (Post 12181089)
People who can't tell the difference between 'there' and 'their'.

And they're!

glenn.f 17-01-2015 02:00 PM

Not content with the hide and seek charade every morning to give our cat with renal issues her daily tablet, she has now taken to pissing everywhere the minute she is carried out into the kitchen. Now I am a cat lover but by Christ that is really annoying.

rowaneagle 17-01-2015 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnbush (Post 12181089)
People who can't tell the difference between 'there' and 'their'.

Hehehe you got me pal.are you in your mid twenties with no razor perchance?

Coveta 17-01-2015 02:52 PM

Football commentators, there are quite a few, who use the word went incorrectly ie 'he could of went down the wing' Charlie Nicholas is a major offender to name but one of many

Skiddo 17-01-2015 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12180865)
Media weather words created to over-dramatise the already apocalyptic Daily Express weather headlines... thundersnow, weather bomb.


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johnbush 17-01-2015 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by rowaneagle (Post 12181101)
Hehehe you got me pal.are you in your mid twenties with no razor perchance?

I wish!:(

johnbush 17-01-2015 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coveta (Post 12181174)
Football commentators, there are quite a few, who use the word went incorrectly ie 'he could of went down the wing' Charlie Nicholas is a major offender to name but one of many

It's the 'could of' bit that's infuriating.

rowaneagle 17-01-2015 04:05 PM

'Snow is comming',what? It's gonna snow communists?

chrisophiex 17-01-2015 07:22 PM

People from Leeds who say "I aren't " instead of "I'm not"

Skiddo 17-01-2015 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12183204)
People from Leeds

EFA

Malarkey 17-01-2015 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowaneagle (Post 12181434)
'Snow is comming',what? It's gonna snow communists?

Yeah I mean wtf

FORZA SELHURST 17-01-2015 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowaneagle (Post 12181434)
'Snow is comming',what? It's gonna snow communists?

It's a spectre haunting Europe.

xmasape 17-01-2015 07:54 PM

'Winter is coming' is far more ominous.

CT_Palace 17-01-2015 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glenn.f (Post 12181099)
Not content with the hide and seek charade every morning to give our cat with renal issues her daily tablet, she has now taken to pissing everywhere the minute she is carried out into the kitchen. Now I am a cat lover but by Christ that is really annoying.

When your cat or dog has a shitty arse and does the bum shuffle across the carpet :veryangry

FOSSBLOKE 17-01-2015 08:11 PM

Pointless parking restrictions - dropped a disabled friend down to Gatwick North, they have a reception cabin in the drop off area for those who need assistance but the area immediately in front is marked 'Permit Holders Only'. Why?? Immediately I stopped two attendants pounced on us and tried to move us on, and despite explaining that my friend was on crutches insisted that I moved. Just ignored them and helped him to the cabin with his bags. Very very annoying!!!

Malarkey 17-01-2015 08:20 PM

"Friskey"

Mental bloke

CT_Palace 17-01-2015 09:08 PM

The American inability to pronounce the Latin/Spanish "o" as in Diego Costa. They always pronounce it "oh"
e.g. Diego Coaster
You don't say ohrange do you?

beef 17-01-2015 09:25 PM

Things that annoy you
 
Bit confused by that one - how do you pronounce Diego?

Edit: misread

Jack Regan 17-01-2015 10:23 PM

Rio Ferdinands upper lip. Plug from the Bash Street Kids

Joey Bartons opinion on anything.

Gary Linekers tweets. I am not freaking interested.

leesaw 17-01-2015 10:49 PM

Most things now days, the older I get the more intollerant I become

davech 17-01-2015 10:50 PM

Sean Lock.

Jack Regan 17-01-2015 10:51 PM

Idiots that talk with an upward inflection making every sentence sound like a question.

I got on the bus to go to work yesterday?
When I got there the heating wasn't on?
So they sent us all home?

I'll put up with from a Kiwi because they don't know any better, but anyone else doing it sounds like a total fvckwit.

Debaser 17-01-2015 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Regan (Post 12183719)
Joey Barton

EFA.

Breaking rocks 17-01-2015 11:06 PM

The laughs of Jimmy Carr, Josh Widdicombe and Ricky Gervais.
The sharp intake of breath Stephen Fry takes through his mouth at the end of his sentences.
The 'er' that Dara O'Briain says at the end of his sentences.

leicester1 17-01-2015 11:13 PM

Your own fans....slagging off eachother,no need..... ..hope Linekers giving everyone else in the Division a load of shite and getting them out of theier pram....

Eaglettie 19-01-2015 06:55 PM

The word 'awesome' , the word 'movies', traffic, pompous twats and eeeejits !!

Lemming 19-01-2015 07:04 PM

False number nine.

Always Offside 19-01-2015 07:07 PM

The term ‘affordable homes‘ when referring to new developments. If you’re a billionaire oligarch, everything is affordable, but if you’re on the minimum wage then little is affordable.

Harry Bassett 19-01-2015 07:27 PM

SkyHQ

Far East Eagle 19-01-2015 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eaglettie (Post 12187553)
The word 'awesome' , the word 'movies', traffic, pompous twats and eeeejits !!

People that say "super" as in "its super cold", and other Americanisms.

Langers 19-01-2015 07:31 PM

The favicon and background on the BBS website ... still showing the old Palace badge

Suffolkeagle 19-01-2015 07:37 PM

Being called (and I quote) 'your a deluded crystal palace fan' at school today. By whom does this kid 'support' you ask? Arsenal.

davech 19-01-2015 07:42 PM

BBC 3. Won't be missed.

the drexciyan 19-01-2015 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far East Eagle (Post 12187625)
People that say "super" as in "its super cold", and other Americanisms.

That is super annoying. It's infected the danish language whereby to emphasise something it becomes 'super good', 'super correct', 'super bad' etc..

Chocky 19-01-2015 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12183562)
The American inability to pronounce the Latin/Spanish "o" as in Diego Costa. They always pronounce it "oh"
e.g. Diego Coaster
You don't say ohrange do you?

Innernet.
Dennist.
Los Vegas.
Merry Chrismess.

Chocky 19-01-2015 08:21 PM

People who make toast or whatever and leave the butter full of their crumbs from their knife. When I'm making a sandwich I don't want half of yours in mine you inconsiderate turds. Same people who swig out of the bottle from the fridge and half their f*cking food they're eating ends up floating about in it.

Nork1 19-01-2015 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Regan (Post 12183719)
Rio Ferdinands upper lip. Plug from the Bash Street Kids

Joey Bartons opinion on anything.

Gary Linekers tweets. I am not freaking interested.


This REALLY gets on my tits. Surely you mean 'I am not ******* interested'?

:veryangry

Eaglettie 19-01-2015 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12187763)
This REALLY gets on my tits. Surely you mean 'I am not ******* interested'?

:veryangry

:lux::lux::lux:

Why oh why do people replace a swear word with the word 'freaking' or 'frigging' - I can't understand it, if one is going to swear then swear, if not just say the sentence as it is without the euphemisms!


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