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Stellavista 10-01-2017 01:00 AM

http://www.elcomercioonline.com.ar/imagenes/030042.jpg

Stellavista 10-01-2017 01:09 AM

Nana Mouskouri


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...62ea60a0f6.jpg

This one is for my dear departed Dad.
Whenever she came on the telly he'd be hunting around for something to chuck at the screen.

PhuketEagle 10-01-2017 08:21 AM

Advertising curtains for a national retailer? Fashion sense=0/10 (Seventies chic though)

Stellavista 10-01-2017 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhuketEagle (Post 13422318)
Advertising curtains for a national retailer? Fashion sense=0/10 (Seventies chic though)

No, that wasn't even fashionable in the seventies.

simplex 10-01-2017 10:47 AM

Using the tag 'Gourmet' whilst serving up the same old giblet patties..

Nork1 10-01-2017 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by simplex (Post 13422507)
Using the tag 'Gourmet' whilst serving up the same old giblet patties..

See also 'organic', 'craft', 'artisan', 'sustainable', 'locally sourced', 'gullible'.

smileysmith 10-01-2017 03:30 PM

Corbyn.

Terrace Bickle 10-01-2017 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileysmith (Post 13423069)
Corbyn.

We'll all get old and 'wobbly' eventually.

davech 10-01-2017 10:28 PM

Time Out magazine.

Looked through the current issue at the dentist today. Someone had probably left it behind, and I can understand why.

What load of bollocks - most of pretentious to boot. This issue had an unhealthy fixation with Vegans. Clothes and shoes, as well as food. Is this always the case?

Skiddo 10-01-2017 11:10 PM

The sudden emergence and massive overuse of the words 'toxic' and 'poisonous' on these boards to describe the atmosphere at Selhurst.

Nostrils 10-01-2017 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 13423857)
The sudden emergence and massive overuse of the words 'toxic' and 'poisonous' on these boards to describe the atmosphere at Selhurst.

Venomous words indeed.

pallet 11-01-2017 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13422226)

Sting annoys me massively, what a self indulgent wanker

Jim Cannon 11-01-2017 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 13424221)
Sting annoys me massively, what a self indulgent wanker

Met him as a kid when I was a fan of the Police, at a signing session. So not a chance meeting where he could have been in a hurry or had a bad day. A ******* signing session and he was a miserable rude ****. Hated him ever since

PhuketEagle 11-01-2017 10:57 AM

Marinated pork. Looks like puke, tastes like....well I don't wanna go there!

Owngoal 11-01-2017 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13422237)
Nana Mouskouri


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...62ea60a0f6.jpg

This one is for my dear departed Dad.
Whenever she came on the telly he'd be hunting around for something to chuck at the screen.

Reminds me of the joke at the time:
'I've got a criminal record - it's one of Nana Mouskouris'

davech 11-01-2017 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owngoal (Post 13424326)
Reminds me of the joke at the time:
'I've got a criminal record - it's one of Nana Mouskouris'

Just imagine what the musical pedigree of the illegitimate offspring of Demis Roussos and Nana Mouskouri might have been :eek:

Stockport_Eagle 11-01-2017 02:50 PM

Shoe shops that NEVER have the size I need

PIE "N" MASH 11-01-2017 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stockport_Eagle (Post 13424734)
Shoe shops that NEVER have the size I need

Jacamo:D

Jim Cannon 11-01-2017 08:19 PM

More speaker phone moaning. On a quiet single decker bus yesterday, a woman having a loud call, naturally holding the phone in the style seen in the Apprentice was trying too hard to sound important. At the very next stop a good 20 people piled on, thus cramping her style immediately, and she decided to shut the **** up

Owngoal 11-01-2017 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davech (Post 13424732)
Just imagine what the musical pedigree of the illegitimate offspring of Demis Roussos and Nana Mouskouri might have been :eek:

The guy in a dress who won Eurovision year before????

Chester 12-01-2017 10:48 PM

Chasing after the dogs to retrieve whatever they are fighting over in the garden from their mouth. Knowing that it is normally a dead bird or something equally horrid, and in the pitch black.

They didnt disappoint as i reached in an removed a dried poo they had so joyfully been fighting over. FFS

Santos-er 12-01-2017 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chester (Post 13427493)
Chasing after the dogs to retrieve whatever they are fighting over in the garden from their mouth. Knowing that it is normally a dead bird or something equally horrid, and in the pitch black.

They didnt disappoint as i reached in an removed a dried poo they had so joyfully been fighting over. FFS

Funny. One of my irritants is shit bags that can't control their dogs and let them kill wildlife.

Isle of Wight 12-01-2017 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Santos-er (Post 13427500)
Funny. One of my irritants is shit bags that can't control their dogs and let them kill wildlife.

Yeah and all the Cat owners that let their pets kill even more

FORZA SELHURST 12-01-2017 11:08 PM

Pest control.

Dawkins' Banana 12-01-2017 11:31 PM

Harry Redknapp

Blind_Eagle 12-01-2017 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chester (Post 13427493)
Chasing after the dogs to retrieve whatever they are fighting over in the garden from their mouth. Knowing that it is normally a dead bird or something equally horrid, and in the pitch black.

They didnt disappoint as i reached in an removed a dried poo they had so joyfully been fighting over. FFS

Why on earth don't you just teach them to drop whatever they've got in their gob on command?

Chester 12-01-2017 11:42 PM

I have, but was the best part of a bottle of wine down when i committed the fatal error.

The fault lies with my inebriated training not theirs.

FORZA SELHURST 13-01-2017 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chester (Post 13427631)
I have, but was the best part of a bottle of wine down when i committed the fatal error.

The fault lies with my inebriated training not theirs.

I've noticed the problem with this coincides with those artificially flavoured treats/biscuits they get given now and then. It doesn't metabolise, survives in the shit and makes them fancy eating it.

Blind_Eagle 13-01-2017 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chester (Post 13427631)
I have, but was the best part of a bottle of wine down when i committed the fatal error.

The fault lies with my inebriated training not theirs.

:D

Worksop Palace 13-01-2017 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 13427514)
Yeah and all the Cat owners that let their pets kill even more

I send my cat out as soon as the pigeons land on my back garden. I tell him to leave the little Robin that lives in the hedge alone though. And the dormouse cos he's cute.

ElwissAtMemphis 13-01-2017 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13427612)
Why on earth don't you just teach them to drop whatever they've got in their gob on command?

Why on earth don't people just teach them to shit straight into the bag without having to go through the indignity of having to pick it up?

Wolfnipplechips 13-01-2017 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElwissAtMemphis (Post 13427743)
Why on earth don't people just teach them to shit straight into the bag without having to go through the indignity of having to pick it up?

Well if they're that good just teach them to use the bog.:)

FORZA SELHURST 13-01-2017 12:37 AM

Cats win again.

https://www.toilettrainedcat.com/images/cat_174_4.jpg

elgin eagle 13-01-2017 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13427612)
Why on earth don't you just teach them to drop whatever they've got in their gob on command?

Maybe they won't listen to a word he says?

ElwissAtMemphis 13-01-2017 12:47 AM

Why on earth don't you just teach it to wipe its arse when it's finished. I bet the inconsiderate sod just leaves the skid marks on the U-bend afterwards.

Stellavista 13-01-2017 02:19 AM

'Affordable', probably one of the most abused terms of modern times.

pallet 13-01-2017 11:05 AM

My wife so ill she cant go and pick up the children from school but will be ok to go to her nail appointment.:wallbash:

Icy 13-01-2017 05:39 PM

Wankers vs Scousers news stories. Couldn't give a **** about either mid table team so the endless press in London news print is tedious as ****.

cappuccinoeagle 14-01-2017 08:20 PM

Jilly Goolden

Anagrams

chrisophiex 14-01-2017 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13427722)
I send my cat out as soon as the pigeons land on my back garden. I tell him to leave the little Robin that lives in the hedge alone though. And the dormouse cos he's cute.


:D

Thing is, cats understand you.

davech 14-01-2017 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 13433009)
:D

Thing is, cats understand you.

So does my mother's dog, but it makes f-all difference :D

PeterH 14-01-2017 10:40 PM

Palace

Dorking .Eagle 14-01-2017 10:41 PM

When you go to make a card payment at a petrol station, and the first thing the chip and pin machine says is "Charity Donation 25p? YES/NO"

No clue as to even what charity it is for! Piss off!

Yoda 14-01-2017 10:57 PM

When you park your car in a Croydon street and they've removed the coin machines, but not got the phone payment replacements working yet.

Maybe I could have parked for free, but i didn't want to take the risk.

civil eagle 15-01-2017 01:34 AM

The fact that I've just had to pay over £200 to have our cat put to sleep. We've lost a truly marvellous cat who had real empathy and had to pay through the nose for the privilege

elgin eagle 15-01-2017 01:42 AM

Sorry to hear that Civil.

hatter8142 15-01-2017 03:25 PM

That Leicester **** who posts on here, **** off to your own site will you.

Worksop Palace 15-01-2017 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hatter8142 (Post 13434750)
That Leicester **** who posts on here, **** off to your own site will you.

Leicester 1 ??

Nah he's alright

thereichstuff 15-01-2017 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hatter8142 (Post 13434750)
That Leicester **** who posts on here, **** off to your own site will you.

Abit harsh there . Leicester 1 is a good away end poster , there's not many on there ATM so we don't want good uns to leave :p

Biggineagle 15-01-2017 03:41 PM

He is ok.

Stellavista 15-01-2017 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hatter8142 (Post 13434750)
That Leicester **** who posts on here, **** off to your own site will you.

Have a word with yourself. He's been here longer than most Palace posters, and always offers excellent opinions. Model opposition contributor.

davech 15-01-2017 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hatter8142 (Post 13434750)
That Leicester **** who posts on here, **** off to your own site will you.

Leicester1 is ok....a good poster....always very fair....sometimes prefer him to some of the Palace posters...and certainly most of the weed ones...:D

Jim Cannon 15-01-2017 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hatter8142 (Post 13434750)
That Leicester **** who posts on here, **** off to your own site will you.

he's allowed on because he isn't trolling or shit stirring

Yoda 15-01-2017 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 13433872)
The fact that I've just had to pay over £200 to have our cat put to sleep. We've lost a truly marvellous cat who had real empathy and had to pay through the nose for the privilege

Sorry about your cat.

How come the bill was so high?

Did the cat have treatment first, or did you have an emergency appointment outside office hours which would significantly raise the bill?

Martin H 15-01-2017 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hatter8142 (Post 13434750)
That Leicester **** who posts on here, **** off to your own site will you.

Nah, leave Leicester1 alone. He's fine and been around here for ages now. A proper supporter and not an a******* like fans from most clubs. Probably earned his honorary status.

hatter8142 15-01-2017 05:20 PM

Alright alright I give in, but the thread is Things that annoy you and he annoys me.

thereichstuff 15-01-2017 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hatter8142 (Post 13434990)
Alright alright I give in, but the thread is Things that annoy you and he annoys me.

Fair enough , put him on ignore then .

civil eagle 15-01-2017 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 13434936)
Sorry about your cat.

How come the bill was so high?

Did the cat have treatment first, or did you have an emergency appointment outside office hours which would significantly raise the bill?

Outside hours, she decorated badly during Saturday and it didn't seem right to leave her in pain and without dignity until Monday

Isle of Wight 15-01-2017 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13434843)
Have a word with yourself. He's been here longer than most Palace posters, and always offers excellent opinions. Model opposition contributor.

Yep agree with that, a good guy apart from the team he supports ;)

Stellavista 15-01-2017 07:03 PM

The confusion in the heads of the ignorant that social housing is welfare housing.

Black Forest Gateau and Arctic Roll.

Martin Freeman.

Yoda 15-01-2017 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 13435136)
Outside hours, she decorated badly during Saturday and it didn't seem right to leave her in pain and without dignity until Monday

I'm afraid that's the reason then....you're paying for a vet to attend surgery....they might even had to drive there especially for you? Or did you ask for a home visit, which is usually even more expensive?

You did the right thing though.

bubbs11 15-01-2017 07:51 PM

Royal correspondents on TV. Grovelling, arse licking tossers.

hatter8142 15-01-2017 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 13435262)
Royal correspondents on TV. Grovelling, arse licking tossers.

Good call

Panther 15-01-2017 08:08 PM

If we're talking TV correspondents, I'd nominate Mike Bushell, for whom no game is too daft or insignificant to stem his enthusiasm.

elgin eagle 15-01-2017 08:59 PM

Utterly depressing shit weekends thanks to Palace.

hatter8142 15-01-2017 09:29 PM

Blokes who show their betting slip when they've had a good win, you never get to see them when they've lost a packet tho.

Dunkie 15-01-2017 10:04 PM

That new(ish) BBC red screen that pops up on HD because it is beyond their ability to broadcast regional news in HD. It used to be quite relaxing; hippos swimming round in circles, that sort of thing. Now it's some awful shoutie harridan performing keep fit, or some such nonsense.

I guess the idea is to get you to retune as quickly as possible before the TV gets an object thrown at it. If that is their intention it works well, but when my regional news is presented by the grinning smarmfest that is Nick Owen, then it usually means the end of BBC viewing for the evening.

Isle of Wight 15-01-2017 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dunkie (Post 13435534)
That new(ish) BBC red screen that pops up on HD because it is beyond their ability to broadcast regional news in HD. It used to be quite relaxing; hippos swimming round in circles, that sort of thing. Now it's some awful shoutie harridan performing keep fit, or some such nonsense.

I guess the idea is to get you to retune as quickly as possible before the TV gets an object thrown at it. If that is their intention it works well, but when my regional news is presented by the grinning smarmfest that is Nick Owen, then it usually means the end of BBC viewing for the evening.

Agree with you

If it's not the shouty harridan its a load of saggy bodies appearing from the water that's enough to put you off your dinner.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 15-01-2017 10:25 PM

Gout. 3 bottles of red wine and a daube of beef and it still won't go away. Fuc#ing thing.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 15-01-2017 11:20 PM

Phil Neville. Thick as shit ex :jerkit:

WLYWLYAWYPWF 15-01-2017 11:23 PM

Add Shearer to the list.

SA Eagle 16-01-2017 09:12 AM

Fat ignorant ***** who take up more than one seat on rush hour trains

thefox 16-01-2017 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 13435579)
Gout. 3 bottles of red wine and a daube of beef and it still won't go away. Fuc#ing thing.


Alternatively try lemon juice and nurofen.

Steamy 16-01-2017 11:07 AM

As of about 0130 this morning...Aaron Rodgers and Mason Crosby.

ChiswickEagle 16-01-2017 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13435387)
Utterly depressing shit weekends thanks to Palace.

I barely use my season tickets now as a result of what we have been served up recently.

elgin eagle 16-01-2017 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiswickEagle (Post 13436375)
I barely use my season tickets now as a result of what we have been served up recently.

On the very marginal plus side we have managed 4 league wins this season without a left back. I'm clinging to the hope that we address our known deficiencies in this window and emerge a very different proposition than the spineless one we were for much of 2016. Might have to get someone in to sign the right sort of characters we need for the fight though.

Today i'm mostly annoyed by last night's insomnia which prevented me from going to a car auction today.

richdeniro 16-01-2017 02:11 PM

People who insist on putting their paper tickets in the barriers at packed train/tube stations even though the gates have been opened to ease the congestion.

radiomike 16-01-2017 02:25 PM

apart from Royal correspondents as mentioned above and Michael Gove, and of course the vile rag called the daily Mail a growing number of horribly overused football clichés - ' bite your hand off being one, worked his socks off another and headlines trying to be too clever with wordplays 'Delectable' being another attempt to describe Dele Ali goals.

richdeniro 16-01-2017 03:50 PM

Delivery drivers who moan about having to carry whatever you've ordered up stairs to your flat.

The whole reason I ordered it with your company was so they would send delivery drivers to carry it up the stairs.

EdMan 16-01-2017 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richdeniro (Post 13436883)
Delivery drivers who moan about having to carry whatever you've ordered up stairs to your flat.

The whole reason I ordered it with your company was so they would send delivery drivers to carry it up the stairs.

Delivery drivers who block the road while they deliver instead of parking a few yards down the street. Bastards, the lot of them.

smileysmith 16-01-2017 04:33 PM

Having to visit a sick relative in hospital on a Saturday at 3pm.

Spending ******* ages working out how to record a stream so I can watch it later. Scrupulously avoiding seeing any news about Palace or the score during the 6 hour round trip, only to get home and watch us get utterly trounced.

(With due apologies and respect to those who attended).

Bryan 16-01-2017 04:43 PM

Live bands in pubs. I walk in and just walk straight out again.

Should never be allowed.

Stellavista 16-01-2017 07:45 PM

Finding there's some new shit email sign in on 4Player.

SE5eagle 16-01-2017 11:48 PM

The existence of Michael Gove.

in-exile 16-01-2017 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SE5eagle (Post 13437880)
The existence of Michael Gove.

That's wrong...Seems a top bloke! ;)

Jim Cannon 17-01-2017 01:03 AM

The transfer window that slams shut, but how does it open? Is it unlocked, unlatched, pushed ajar?

EdMan 17-01-2017 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 13437889)
That's wrong...Seems a top bloke! ;)

How does that work??

Nork1 17-01-2017 11:41 PM

Anyone who still uses the word 'remoaners'. You sound like an 8 year old. Grow up.

Sidney Kickit 18-01-2017 04:45 PM

Sales assistants in vaping shops wearing white coats like they're pharmacists or doctors.

Icy 18-01-2017 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan (Post 13436976)
Live bands in pubs. I walk in and just walk straight out again.

Should never be allowed.

:confused:

Whats wrong with live bands in pubs? Shit bands in pubs or non live music too loud to talk over is a different matter....

TopKnot 18-01-2017 07:06 PM

Saying 'the mistake wasn't that Jedi was sold, it was that he was never replaced' like that is somehow the first time that cliche has ever been mentioned

Maz 18-01-2017 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 13440931)
Anyone who still uses the word 'remoaners'. You sound like an 8 year old. Grow up.

Bigot has a mental age of 4, so it's quite grownup for him.

Bryan 18-01-2017 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icy (Post 13442224)
:confused:

Whats wrong with live bands in pubs?

Sorry, should have said live bands in pubs I go in. I didn't mean the ones you went in. Hope that clears it up.

CT_Palace 18-01-2017 08:28 PM

The "People you may know" suggestions on Facebook.

Specifically when a drop dead gorgeous bit of totty appears in the suggestions and you have absolutely no idea who she is but wish you did.

Jim Cannon 18-01-2017 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13442444)
The "People you may know" suggestions on Facebook.

Specifically when a drop dead gorgeous bit of totty appears in the suggestions and you have absolutely no idea who she is but wish you did.

Maybe she has been looking at your profile a lot and is trying to get to know you

Blind_Eagle 18-01-2017 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13437961)
The transfer window that slams shut, but how does it open? Is it unlocked, unlatched, pushed ajar?

It's 'rent asunder' if you're looking to sort out our bleeding defence.

Blind_Eagle 18-01-2017 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maz (Post 13442295)
Bigot has a mental age of 4, so it's quite grownup for him.

Really?

I'm quite uncomfortable with this post.

Think about it

CT_Palace 18-01-2017 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13442612)
Maybe she has been looking at your profile a lot and is trying to get to know you

Is that how it works??
Mind you cant blame her ;)

elgin eagle 18-01-2017 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13442632)
Really?

I'm quite uncomfortable with this post.

Think about it

He's been a little too free with his potty mouth lately. Doesn't pay his bets either.

Maz 18-01-2017 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13442687)
He's been a little too free with his potty mouth lately. Doesn't pay his bets either.

Blind asked you (and me) to think, you crass fool


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