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Adlerhorst 09-03-2017 11:48 AM

Work: when are you back from Johannesburg
Me: Sunday
Work: we'rr booking you on a flight to Dallas on Monday
Me: <internal rage>

Steamy 09-03-2017 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andyocpfc (Post 13525305)
Does that still go on or was it yesteryear?

I think I would get stage fright too with some cocker looking straight down at my old boy.

Yes, we still get it. It's targeted a bit more - usually there's been a tip off that someone on base has been indulging. But they have to be 'random', so hundreds get tested to catch one. And, of course, if one of the hundreds gets caught too...

Steamy 09-03-2017 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 13525307)
Work: when are you back from Johannesburg
Me: Sunday
Work: we'rr booking you on a flight to Dallas on Monday
Me: <internal rage>

Business or economy?

Adlerhorst 09-03-2017 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steamy (Post 13525346)
Business or economy?

Work policy is everyone flies economy unless they are a set grade (which I am) and also a certain age (which I am not).

I found this out before joining and negotiated more money to cover upgrades. Unfortunately I only counted on about six long haul trips a year. I've done three already this year.....

FrankieBoy 09-03-2017 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 13525270)
Codeine, sure it helps my awful back pain but what my useless doctor didn't advise is how much it blocks you up. Just spent 15 long minutes producing my first turd since Monday and honestly you could play baseball with what has come out

A bat ?

weltklasse 09-03-2017 01:09 PM

Commuters boarding busy trains then spending time folding their clothes and shuffing round their items and blocking the gangway then looking offended if you ask to get past.. By the time they have finished most if not all of the available seating is gone.

Chris K 09-03-2017 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andyocpfc (Post 13525304)
Diazepam is a great but highly addictive drug. It find it gives you the instant 6 pints of Stella feeling. I remember taking it once and just laid there on my back staring at the ceiling completely spaced out, but it's a great muscle relaxer. Hope it eases soon for you Chris.

Yeah that's how I know I'm in proper pain as I've taken a 5mg one and currently working from home (very painfully) doing my company's year end accounts, it's not knocked me out. I think I'll need a second set of eyes on the work I prepare mind :supergrin:

Bipe 09-03-2017 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weltklasse (Post 13525387)
Commuters boarding busy trains then spending time folding their clothes and shuffing round their items and blocking the gangway then looking offended if you ask to get past.. By the time they have finished most if not all of the available seating is gone.


Yes, a common pain. In a similar vein, the wankers on the seats on tube trains who think it's ok to barge past me, who's been standing for the entire journey, just so they can get to the front of the queue when the doors open at the stop I'm disembarking on myself. Wait your turn.

Selhurst Celtic 09-03-2017 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 13525270)
Codeine, sure it helps my awful back pain but what my useless doctor didn't advise is how much it blocks you up. Just spent 15 long minutes producing my first turd since Monday and honestly you could play baseball with what has come out

Did it look like a bat, a ball or a catcher's mitt?

fioreuk 09-03-2017 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 13525431)
Did it look like a bat, a ball or a catcher's mitt?

Mine are more akin to the pitchers mound these days :frown:

Stellavista 09-03-2017 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 13525307)
Work: when are you back from Johannesburg
Me: Sunday
Work: we'rr booking you on a flight to Dallas on Monday
Me: <internal rage>

You Arse. Why didn't you tell them Monday?

elgin eagle 09-03-2017 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileysmith (Post 13525268)
This was never a thing was it?

Sadly yes. You had to be an NCO or above to 'qualify'. Quite why that was I could never really understand. Like a lot of things in the forces to be honest. All about control I guess.

Maidstoned Eagle 09-03-2017 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileysmith (Post 13525268)
This was never a thing was it?

Thats what elgin.told everyone.......me, I would just charge a tenner.

mushroom 09-03-2017 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 13525307)
Work: when are you back from Johannesburg
Me: Sunday
Work: we'rr booking you on a flight to Dallas on Monday
Me: <internal rage>


Feel your pain bro

elgin eagle 09-03-2017 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13525462)
Thats what elgin.told everyone.......me, I would just charge a tenner.

A tenner!! I was always worried about the buggers who volunteered.

Chris K 09-03-2017 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 13525431)
Did it look like a bat, a ball or a catcher's mitt?

A baseball bat. I was so surprised by its girth that i took a photo of it. I won't lower the tone by posting here though

Galo 09-03-2017 03:30 PM

Contemporary artists stealing a living with art that was probably done by a 4 year old.

LN1 09-03-2017 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weltklasse (Post 13525387)
Commuters boarding busy trains then spending time folding their clothes and shuffing round their items and blocking the gangway then looking offended if you ask to get past.. By the time they have finished most if not all of the available seating is gone.

Same for planes where someone has sneaked in before their seating area has been called and then spends ages unloading their hand luggage in the middle of the aisle.

pallet 09-03-2017 03:50 PM

Cycle super highway. Loads of traffic on lower thames street all in 1 lane. Massive cycle lane empty.

CK 09-03-2017 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 13525546)
Cycle super highway. Loads of traffic on lower thames street all in 1 lane. Massive cycle lane empty.

Echo that one:wallbash:

TopKnot 09-03-2017 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LN1 (Post 13525535)
Same for planes where someone has sneaked in before their seating area has been called and then spends ages unloading their hand luggage in the middle of the aisle.

and when the plane has landed, there's always a bunch of people who sit waiting until the doors open before standing up in the aisle, blocking the way while they fackarse about getting their luggage out, putting their coat on etc.

Theres always a few minutes between the seatbelt sign going off and the doors opening for you to get your shit together and get ready to leave. USE IT

Slimbloke'H' 09-03-2017 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fioreuk (Post 13525448)
Mine are more akin to the pitchers mound these days :frown:

Diabetic?

WLYWLYAWYPWF 09-03-2017 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 13525431)
Did it look like a bat, a ball or a catcher's mitt?

Turd base.

cappuccinoeagle 09-03-2017 07:31 PM

Luis Suarez,cheating again. Currently,my least favourite footballer

Terrace Bickle 09-03-2017 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weltklasse (Post 13525387)
Commuters boarding busy trains then spending time folding their clothes and shuffing round their items and blocking the gangway then looking offended if you ask to get past.. By the time they have finished most if not all of the available seating is gone.

I'll raise you commuters wearing heavy coats opening train windows in winter, without asking anyone else, rather than taking their ******* coats off to cool down.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 09-03-2017 08:40 PM

Owen Hargreaves. Chats a "tonne" of shit whilst trying to sound cool and authorative. #TwaddlewithaMidAtlantictwangtosser

SeanPalace84 09-03-2017 09:04 PM

The fact that I still can't watch or think about the fa cup final last year. 8 ******* minutes and losing to them wankers after one of the best moments of my life.

jjeagle 09-03-2017 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanPalace84 (Post 13525768)
The fact that I still can't watch or think about the fa cup final last year. 8 ******* minutes and losing to them wankers after one of the best moments of my life.

I still haven't watched it. As for them........fill in the blanks. _______ ____ _____

richdeniro 09-03-2017 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanPalace84 (Post 13525768)
The fact that I still can't watch or think about the fa cup final last year. 8 ******* minutes and losing to them wankers after one of the best moments of my life.

Never watched it either, haven't seen either of their goals and doubt I ever will, most I've ever done is watched Puncheon's goal once on YT but that's it.

I loathe them and I loathe Clattenberg.

fioreuk 09-03-2017 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slimbloke'H' (Post 13525686)
Diabetic?

Alcoholic.

fioreuk 09-03-2017 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 13525692)
Turd base.

:D

Hedgehog 10-03-2017 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanPalace84 (Post 13525768)
The fact that I still can't watch or think about the fa cup final last year. 8 ******* minutes and losing to them wankers after one of the best moments of my life.

I haven't been able to read the programme... probably never will now.

I did watch the game recorded on a Spanish (Mexican) channel, which meant I didn't have to listen to the Wanker fest.

Hedgehog 10-03-2017 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 13525560)
and when the plane has landed, there's always a bunch of people who sit waiting until the doors open before standing up in the aisle, blocking the way while they fackarse about getting their luggage out, putting their coat on etc.

Theres always a few minutes between the seatbelt sign going off and the doors opening for you to get your shit together and get ready to leave. USE IT

Funny I feel sort of the opposite, especially if I'm stuck in a window seat. All gets a bit claustrophobic.

Bipe 10-03-2017 07:31 AM

Has anyone else been unfortunate enough to hear 'Savage, Flintoff and the Ping Pong Guy' or whatever the **** it's called on radio 5? I quite enjoy Matthew Syed's articles on sports psychology and such like in the newspapers so I thought I would risk it, but after a couple of tries I cannot stand it any longer.

For those who haven't heard it, imagine Albert Einstein attempting to sustain an erudite conversation with a couple of chimpanzees and you are getting close to the money. In truth Syed acts as little more than an Ernie Wise style link man between the other two chumps' interminable rants and anecdotes, struggles to get a word in edgeways and hence comes across as rather dull.

Everyone knows Savage is a twat anyway, but it's Flintoff that I find really irritating. He clearly thinks he's the new Peter Ustinov, one of the most amusing and entertaining raconteurs on the planet. Everything he says in that broad Lancashire accent gradually gets louder and more hysterical as he reaches what passes for a punchline in a crescendo of incredulous shouting, Savage shrieking with delight in the background. And if he mentions that ******* pedalo one more time i will personally strap him into one and let it loose in the middle of the Atlantic, that'll give him a fresh anecdote for his after dinner speaking.

Hedgehog 11-03-2017 04:00 AM

New guy at work showing up for casual Friday in a Manchester United T-Shirt!

Comes from Bath... so his local team I guess.

I was going to show him my photos from the Final, but then thought why bother.

Hedgehog 11-03-2017 04:00 AM

Double Post

ExiledStirling 11-03-2017 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bipe (Post 13526068)
Has anyone else been unfortunate enough to hear 'Savage, Flintoff and the Ping Pong Guy' or whatever the **** it's called on radio 5? I quite enjoy Matthew Syed's articles on sports psychology and such like in the newspapers so I thought I would risk it, but after a couple of tries I cannot stand it any longer.

For those who haven't heard it, imagine Albert Einstein attempting to sustain an erudite conversation with a couple of chimpanzees and you are getting close to the money. In truth Syed acts as little more than an Ernie Wise style link man between the other two chumps' interminable rants and anecdotes, struggles to get a word in edgeways and hence comes across as rather dull.

Everyone knows Savage is a twat anyway, but it's Flintoff that I find really irritating. He clearly thinks he's the new Peter Ustinov, one of the most amusing and entertaining raconteurs on the planet. Everything he says in that broad Lancashire accent gradually gets louder and more hysterical as he reaches what passes for a punchline in a crescendo of incredulous shouting, Savage shrieking with delight in the background. And if he mentions that ******* pedalo one more time i will personally strap him into one and let it loose in the middle of the Atlantic, that'll give him a fresh anecdote for his after dinner speaking.

You deserve lots of rep

Selhurst Celtic 11-03-2017 05:35 AM

Bipe's rant was glorious.

Selhurst Celtic 11-03-2017 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13527326)
New guy at work showing up for casual Friday in a Manchester United T-Shirt!

Comes from Bath... so his local team I guess.

I was going to show him my photos from the Final, but then thought why bother.

Don't entertain football conversation with him whatsoever. I blank the Liverpool/Man Utd supporters at my gaff who aren't from the area or have a decent reason to support them.

Pat of the Palace 11-03-2017 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chester (Post 13525099)
Having stitches on your forehead. The annoying thing is the permanent marker the surgeon used to mark the area that 2 days later still hasnt come off!

So im currently walking round like i got pissed at a college party, fell asleep and my mates decided to draw on me

I don't know why but that made me LOL.

Sick Bucket 11-03-2017 09:31 AM

Because it's funny Pat made me LOL too.

Mr Mojo Risin 11-03-2017 10:04 PM

Nostalgic TV programmes about an era that I can remember (the 90s). Shows I am getting old.

dannyb1 11-03-2017 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Mojo Risin (Post 13528167)
Nostalgic TV programmes about an era that I can remember (the 90s). Shows I am getting old.

Don't I was watching Saturday take away with the missus and they had steps on who are making a comeback and it got me thinking that we still have a great number of entertainers from yesteryear but in say 30 yrs time are people going to feel saddened that the thin bird who was fat but now thin again from steps has died, or the first winner of big brother?

Worksop Palace 12-03-2017 07:40 AM

Those stupid picture stands in Sainsbury's showing people 'food dancing'

Grow up ffs

passion4palace 12-03-2017 08:35 AM

Arsene Wenger claiming his team have found their confidence again after beating Lincoln City ... well done, Arsene - what a managerial feat you have achieved there :rolleyes:

Adlerhorst 12-03-2017 08:37 AM

Don't have a bit of wire to get South African SIM card out of phone.

Annoying

(Though probably could have used the 15 minutes of free Heathrow express wifi to tell my wife I was back in the country instead of posting this)

Nostrils 12-03-2017 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13528259)
Those stupid picture stands in Sainsbury's showing people 'food dancing'

Grow up ffs

I drove past a massive banner and had to check twice to see if my eyes were telling me the truth. What is the point of it all?

Worksop Palace 12-03-2017 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 13528306)
I drove past a massive banner and had to check twice to see if my eyes were telling me the truth. What is the point of it all?

Feck knows

It's pathetic is all I know

art malice 12-03-2017 04:02 PM

That workplace pensions ad with the monster everyone ignores. It's like one of those shite ones the Apprentice wankers make every series

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 12-03-2017 09:03 PM

Happily spooling through YouTube and stumbling on these abominations;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zHJSCt5xNM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bx7MuA5YGQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQW_DPyzFVQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i13_QHEKQyk

catty 13-03-2017 11:35 AM

Someone brings their baby in, everyone abandons their desks & I end up answering their bloody phones.

smileysmith 13-03-2017 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerry Murphy's Fringe (Post 13528946)

:eek:

art malice 13-03-2017 03:02 PM

Roads that say 'no turning'. Fvck off.

Maz 13-03-2017 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 13529634)
Roads that say 'no turning'. Fvck off.

People who three point turn on main roads.

art malice 13-03-2017 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maz (Post 13529641)
People who three point turn on main roads.

Seconded.

I should have pointed out I was talking about side roads. Westgate Road off Foxgrove Road in Beckenham to be precise.

Sick Bucket 13-03-2017 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerry Murphy's Fringe (Post 13528946)

AAAAAAARRRGGGGGHHHH make it stop, only listened to 10 secs of the first one, kin hell, why!?

Cover versions that are worse than the originals, what's the point!? :wallbash:

Sick Bucket 13-03-2017 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 13529634)
Roads that say 'no turning'. Fvck off.


I'm sure I'm not making this up but near the village of Ucking there was a sign that said 'no Ucking U-turn' Can anyone confirm that?

Chris K 13-03-2017 03:23 PM

Telling doctor I'd pick up my new prescription for back pain (see few pages back) at lunch. Hobbling there from work on my lunch break to find the bastards don't open again until 2:30 :wallbash:

brighton_eagle 13-03-2017 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileysmith (Post 13529540)
:eek:

The Pet Shop Boys one isn't that bad.

smileysmith 13-03-2017 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brighton_eagle (Post 13529774)
The Pet Shop Boys one isn't that bad.

Hmmm. Colour me unconvinced. :hmph:

Nostrils 13-03-2017 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brighton_eagle (Post 13529774)
The Pet Shop Boys one isn't that bad.

The first two made me nauseous, but at least the BCR version was honest.

TopKnot 13-03-2017 07:22 PM

Italian people getting precious about what goes into pasta dishes. 'Real spaghetti bolognese, doesn't have meat. Or tomatoes. Or spaghetti. And it's not from bologna. And it's not food, we use it as fuel for our tractors'

So Mary Berry puts white wine in her spag Bol, deal with it. If only they know what shite British students have been putting into their 'spag Bol' for decades, that would really upset them.

stamford triumph 13-03-2017 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 13529995)
Italian people getting precious about what goes into pasta dishes. 'Real spaghetti bolognese, doesn't have meat. Or tomatoes. Or spaghetti. And it's not from bologna. And it's not food, we use it as fuel for our tractors'

So Mary Berry puts white wine in her spag Bol, deal with it. If only they know what shite British students have been putting into their 'spag Bol' for decades, that would really upset them.

I used to put Branston pickle and mung beans in mine. It was quite a well known delicacy at Essex Uni.

FORZA SELHURST 13-03-2017 07:35 PM

'spaghetti bolognese' is an english dish, like chicken tikka massala.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 13-03-2017 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stamford triumph (Post 13530007)
I used to put Branston pickle and mung beans in mine. It was quite a well known delicacy at Essex Uni.

Brown sauce and grated carrots in mine. :p

TopKnot 13-03-2017 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 13530028)
Brown sauce and grated carrots in mine. :p

Baked beans and sweet corn

Little Fozzie 13-03-2017 08:53 PM

That ******* chant the wankers fans keep singing over and over and over

Shipp Ahoy! 13-03-2017 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Fozzie (Post 13530095)
That ******* chant the wankers fans keep singing over and over and over

This and that ******* country road chant of theirs too :veryangry:veryangry

danpalace07 14-03-2017 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Fozzie (Post 13530095)
That ******* chant the wankers fans keep singing over and over and over

The "something tells me I'm into something good" one is toe curling. "6 foot 5, hard as ****, gets the reds excited" for that **** Zlatan ain't much better and all

all their songs are nursery rhymes, the wankers. Best away fans in the land apparently...

bubbs11 14-03-2017 05:41 AM

Yes. What is it with Man U's songs??? Always find them toe curlingly embarrassing. They always sound like St Winifred's Chior singing that grandma song to me.

ChiswickEagle 14-03-2017 09:48 AM

The new packaging for cigarettes.

Maidstoned Eagle 14-03-2017 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORZA SELHURST (Post 13530009)
'spaghetti bolognese' is an english dish, like chicken tikka massala.

Pretty sure I'm being whooshed here but.....you best tell the Chamber of Commerce in Bologna that....and the 450 Italian chefs consulted on the correct way to make it. :)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/food-and-...orrect-recipe/

Pat of the Palace 14-03-2017 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13530827)
Pretty sure I'm being whooshed here but.....you best tell the Chamber of Commerce in Bologna that....and the 450 Italian chefs consulted on the correct way to make it. :)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/food-and-...orrect-recipe/

I think that horse has bolted, bit like asking good people of Hamburg how to make hamburgers.

Selhurst Celtic 14-03-2017 01:21 PM

You're thinking of Frankfurt, they invented the burger. Hamburg invented the sausage.

Jukesy 14-03-2017 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 13530845)
You're thinking of Frankfurt, they invented the burger. Hamburg invented the sausage.

Stop it :D

Maidstoned Eagle 14-03-2017 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 13530845)
You're thinking of Frankfurt, they invented the burger. Hamburg invented the sausage.

Infact, due to ill feeling over WW2 bombings et , sausages were outlawed in Sussex until the mid 20th Century....the demand for the lengthy German comestible was so great that the illicit trade of imported bangers to that area led to the peoples of Brighton and surrounding areas being known as "Sausage Smugglers".

sherrifbart 14-03-2017 03:15 PM

And Sausage Jockeys.

Smoz 14-03-2017 05:21 PM

This thread has gone from bad to wurst.

Slimbloke'H' 14-03-2017 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13530935)
Infact, due to ill feeling over WW2 bombings et , sausages were outlawed in Sussex until the mid 20th Century....the demand for the lengthy German comestible was so great that the illicit trade of imported bangers to that area led to the peoples of Brighton and surrounding areas being known as "Sausage Smugglers".

I think you've just made that up. It's only you demanding lengthy German comestibles.

dannyb1 14-03-2017 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 13529995)
Italian people getting precious about what goes into pasta dishes. 'Real spaghetti bolognese, doesn't have meat. Or tomatoes. Or spaghetti. And it's not from bologna. And it's not food, we use it as fuel for our tractors'

So Mary Berry puts white wine in her spag Bol, deal with it. If only they know what shite British students have been putting into their 'spag Bol' for decades, that would really upset them.

Gino's gonna poison Holly one day.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/tvs...ng-recipe.html

Maidstoned Eagle 14-03-2017 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slimbloke'H' (Post 13531196)
I think you've just made that up. It's only you demanding lengthy German comestibles.

My USP is all English comestible

little al 14-03-2017 07:58 PM

People that post links and nothing else. Give us a bloody clue as to what we are about to read. The post 2 above this one is the way to do it.

Chris K 14-03-2017 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 13531288)
People that post links and nothing else. Give us a bloody clue as to what we are about to read. The post 2 above this one is the way to do it.

check this out

newish eagle 14-03-2017 10:08 PM

Said before I'm certain......but those clackers at Leicester! Sweet Jesus!

Neckinger Eagle 15-03-2017 12:02 AM

People like the wretched Julia Hartley-Brewer complaining about Muslims wearing a hijab.

Why are these people so frightened by a head scarf? She prattles on about 'you don't want people turning up with outrageous political statements on their tee-shirts' and she's correct on that. But it's a head scarf, not an incitement to riot.

She cites France as banning all kinds of religious regalia in public places, but it's just a head scarf. Our ancestors used to wear head scarfs in the 30s. 40s. 50s, 60s, so what's so wrong with them now?

She prattles on about being a feminist, yet feels entitled to deny people their basic right of freedom of belief and religion. Maybe we should ban dog collars? (the religious type).

Why is she so scared?

Chester 15-03-2017 12:09 AM

Pillows. Is there a scientific way of testing them in the shop without trying the shops patience and asking them if they could ask punters not to disturb you for a few hours whilst you tested them out with a little kip?

Ive lost count of the amount of money wasted having thought id found a nice replacement pillow only to get home to find even Terry Waite would have probably asked if they had anything a bit comfier.

mroakley9 15-03-2017 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 13531288)
People that post links and nothing else. Give us a bloody clue as to what we are about to read. The post 2 above this one is the way to do it.

u wot

WLYWLYAWYPWF 15-03-2017 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chester (Post 13531697)
Pillows. Is there a scientific way of testing them in the shop without trying the shops patience and asking them if they could ask punters not to disturb you for a few hours whilst you tested them out with a little kip?

Ive lost count of the amount of money wasted having thought id found a nice replacement pillow only to get home to find even Terry Waite would have probably asked if they had anything a bit comfier.

Such an important decision to make sure you end up with the right ones. I usually sleep on it before deciding.

Oddjob 15-03-2017 01:45 PM

Humblebragging

CommercialStone 15-03-2017 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 13532116)
Humblebragging

In a similar vein, when someone posts a message of positivism and then declares that they are an opposition fan.

eg. I think Ander Herrera did deserve his red card, and Chelsea played excellently...and I'm a Man United fan.

Bad example but you get the gist.

elgin eagle 15-03-2017 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 13531713)
Such an important decision to make sure you end up with the right ones. I usually sleep on it before deciding.

:)

Can't beat memory foam. So much better than shaving foam.

BERT'S HEAD 15-03-2017 08:37 PM

The One Show. A live cringe fest.

CT_Palace 15-03-2017 08:40 PM

Not being able to find an old thread

elgin eagle 15-03-2017 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13532673)
Not being able to find an old thread

What's it about?

CT_Palace 15-03-2017 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13532699)
What's it about?

The 19% thread

elgin eagle 15-03-2017 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13532702)
The 19% thread

Is it about vat? :)

CT_Palace 15-03-2017 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13532704)
Is it about vat? :)

if that's what you want to call it, fine :D

elgin eagle 15-03-2017 09:10 PM

:D

Feck knows mate. Try searching using some keywords ;)

CT_Palace 15-03-2017 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13532707)
:D

Feck knows mate. Try searching using some keywords ;)

That's why I'm annoyed. I already have!

elgin eagle 15-03-2017 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13532708)
That's why I'm annoyed. I already have!

I just searched for 'low, scummish really' and it came back with hundreds of threads. Probably need to remember what the title was I reckon. HTH :p


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