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mroakley9 03-04-2017 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herr Colonpharter (Post 13557255)
.... or 'a big up' even - WTF?

Big up Jack Wilkinson on the cam

Hibernator 03-04-2017 02:05 AM

Yodel.

Run by moron machines and impossible to contact.
They robbed me of three days and 90% of my goodwill this week.

Koontz!

Will never use again :veryangry

gadford4th 03-04-2017 02:13 AM

"firebombs"

It's not even a thing.

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 04-04-2017 10:34 AM

Another "Plucky Man Utd failure finds form at obscure club and well done to Sir Alex for just being you" article...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...ing-worth.html

smileysmith 04-04-2017 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerry Murphy's Fringe (Post 13559120)
Another "Plucky Man Utd failure finds form at obscure club and well done to Sir Alex for just being you" article...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...ing-worth.html

Why oh why did I click that. :embarass:

art malice 04-04-2017 12:37 PM

Sellotape which falls invisibly and seamlessly back into position

civil eagle 04-04-2017 09:17 PM

Drivers who drive round you when you have pulled into a space between parked cars to let a car coming the other direction pass. What the f@@@ do they think you are doing pulling in for your own benefit?
And why are they always in 4x4 mercs, bmw, or audis?

postman plod 04-04-2017 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herr Colonpharter (Post 13557255)
.... or 'a big up' even - WTF?

Or give it up for.
Boll.cks to them, i'm not giving anything up for nobody.

Payroll Legend 04-04-2017 10:44 PM

Goldcar. Fvcking disgrace

Joe85 04-04-2017 10:50 PM

Microsoft Support.

How utterly infuriating.

The *****.

3 Beers at HT 04-04-2017 10:56 PM

Dipshit International students who start applauding the lecturer at the end of the course :rolleyes:

DocSavage 04-04-2017 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 13559989)
Drivers who drive round you when you have pulled into a space between parked cars to let a car coming the other direction pass. What the f@@@ do they think you are doing pulling in for your own benefit?
And why are they always in 4x4 mercs, bmw, or audis?

and increasingly skoda's wtf is that about?

Worksop Palace 04-04-2017 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3 Beers at HT (Post 13560197)
Dipshit International students who start applauding the lecturer at the end of the course :rolleyes:

Dipshit :supergrin:

Not heard that in yonks

justjuice 04-04-2017 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payroll Legend (Post 13560174)
Goldcar. Fvcking disgrace

The Spanish car rental crooks? They should be shut down.

Sick Bucket 04-04-2017 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justjuice (Post 13560311)
The Spanish car rental crooks? They should be shut down.

Yeah absolutely also Firefly.

Woking Eagle 05-04-2017 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 13560348)
Yeah absolutely also Firefly.

Agreed about Firefly. Never again.

Maidstoned Eagle 05-04-2017 11:16 AM

So much bad press about Goldcar I'm amazed anyone still uses them

Pawel Lis 05-04-2017 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 13559989)
Drivers who drive round you when you have pulled into a space between parked cars to let a car coming the other direction pass. What the f@@@ do they think you are doing pulling in for your own benefit?
And why are they always in 4x4 mercs, bmw, or audis?

1. Try only pulling over just enough to let the oncoming vehicle to pass, ie try not to give the impression that you have parked. Position is everything!
2. Think about using the bus driver trick of applying your right signal as soon as you have stopped in the gap to indicate your intention to pull out again once the oncoming vehicle has passed.

Phil's Barber 05-04-2017 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13560241)
Dipshit :supergrin:

Not heard that in yonks

Yonks - Haven't heard that in ages.

civil eagle 05-04-2017 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawel Lis (Post 13560739)
1. Try only pulling over just enough to let the oncoming vehicle to pass, ie try not to give the impression that you have parked. Position is everything!
2. Think about using the bus driver trick of applying your right signal as soon as you have stopped in the gap to indicate your intention to pull out again once the oncoming vehicle has passed.

I generally don't pull in right to the curb so it's bloody obvious what I am doing it's just some drivers have absolutely no awareness that there is anyone else on the road but them

mroakley9 05-04-2017 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil's Barber (Post 13560740)
Yonks - Haven't heard that in ages.

Ages - haven't heard that in years

CT_Palace 06-04-2017 02:49 AM

Another one of those American pronunciations...

Aydolf Hitler. Its Adolf you dimwit. Do you live in Aymerica?

kayjay 06-04-2017 03:07 AM

Woman at work referring to crazy as cray cray

PeterH 06-04-2017 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 13560845)
Ages - haven't heard that in years

Years - the last time I heard that was a lifetime ago.

CT_Palace 06-04-2017 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 13563189)
Years - the last time I heard that was a lifetime ago.

a lifetime ago - I haven't heard that in donkeys.

PeterH 06-04-2017 03:20 AM

CT - I'm going to see if The Shamrock will be open for the Sunday game vs Liverpool.

I think they are closed on Mondays - so Arsenal looks a No-No.

CT_Palace 06-04-2017 03:23 AM

Sounds good! Let me know

hong_kong_hg 06-04-2017 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayjay (Post 13563188)
Woman at work referring to crazy as cray cray

Cray cray kay jay

Pat of the Palace 06-04-2017 06:59 AM

Welding in the rain.

Panther 06-04-2017 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayjay (Post 13563188)
Woman at work referring to crazy as cray cray

People on the BBS substituting the non-word "prolly" for "probably". (Although a natural born pedant, I'm usually more tolerant but this one seems exceptionally daft and annoying.)

KYLIE MINEAGLE 06-04-2017 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panther (Post 13563255)
People on the BBS substituting the non-word "prolly" for "probably". (Although a natural born pedant, I'm usually more tolerant but this one seems exceptionally daft and annoying.)

Top bantz there Panther:veryangry

FrankieBoy 06-04-2017 10:10 AM

Imbeciles that use 'Feds' when referring to the Police force in the UK. We are not in the U.S. Likewise people that say 'Polis'.

The Norwoodsman 06-04-2017 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pat of the Palace (Post 13563215)
Welding in the rain.

That sounds like Bon Jovi song title.

That's assuming that Yanks call it welding of course. They probably call it something weird like Flame Conjunction.

Nigel_Scarfer 06-04-2017 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Norwoodsman (Post 13563328)
That sounds like Bon Jovi song title.

That's assuming that Yanks call it welding of course. They probably call it something weird like Flame Conjunction.

I thought it was a line from Alanis Morisette.

"It's like welding, in the pissing rain"

Phil's Barber 06-04-2017 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13563183)
Another one of those American pronunciations...

Aydolf Hitler. Its Adolf you dimwit. Do you live in Aymerica?

Eye-Rack for Iraq.

art malice 06-04-2017 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nigel_Scarfer (Post 13563331)
I thought it was a line from Alanis Morisette.

"It's like welding, in the pissing rain"

Or Billy Idol.

'Not a nice day for some wet welding'

Superfly 06-04-2017 11:58 AM

So it was only me who pictured Gene Kelly in a musical version of Auf Wiedersehen Pet. What a glorious feeling.

Dan Dare 06-04-2017 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 13560348)
Yeah absolutely also Firefly.

I've used Firefly the last few times I've been to Barcelona, they seemed ok.

Do they Spain based BBSers have any recommendations on who is best out of the budget guys?

Slimbloke'H' 06-04-2017 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrankieBoy (Post 13563320)
...Likewise people that say 'Polis'.

Even if they come from the north east?

Owngoal 06-04-2017 04:06 PM

Brighton fans who say YOURanus not Uranus.......

thomo12345 06-04-2017 04:15 PM

When millwall fans refer to themselves as 'the biggest small club in the world' what is that all about? Scum

andyocpfc 06-04-2017 04:16 PM

People that use 'motor' in replacement for car.

foresthillbilly 06-04-2017 04:18 PM

people who you are walking behind, who suddenly stop in doorways/top/bottom of escalators/stairs, so there is no way of getting round them.

"SCUSE ME, TWAT", can sometimes give them an indication of my opinion on their most recent actions

TopKnot 06-04-2017 05:02 PM

shit tabloid sites claiming some z-list reality TV celeb taking a selfie of herself with her tits flopping out of a bikini constitutes 'breaking the internet'

Olympian2 06-04-2017 07:18 PM

I appreciate it was a couple of weeks ago but.....Jesse ******* Lingard's really ****ng stupid 'playing some kind of whistle whilst jigging from one foot to the other' goal celebration against Middlesbrough. Wanker.

Popester 06-04-2017 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Olympian2 (Post 13563955)
I appreciate it was a couple of weeks ago but.....Jesse ******* Lingard's really ****ng stupid 'playing some kind of whistle whilst jigging from one foot to the other' goal celebration against Middlesbrough. Wanker.

The fact said wanker now earns 100k p/w really rubs salt in the wounds...

little al 06-04-2017 08:27 PM

The way Americans pronounce the word "route" as "rowt"

Olympian2 06-04-2017 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 13563995)
The way Americans pronounce the word "route" as "rowt"

Except, curiously, when they sing 'Route 66'

newish eagle 06-04-2017 09:36 PM

Tony Gale. A commentator that takes you to the seventh circle of hell!

Popester 07-04-2017 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newish eagle (Post 13564063)
Tony Gale. A commentator that takes you to the seventh circle of hell!

He's ex palace and therefore fine!

Worksop Palace 07-04-2017 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Popester (Post 13564355)
He's ex palace and therefore fine!

No he's not (fine) and 'ex palace' is a bit of a stretch ... what was it 2 games ?

He clearly dislikes us

He's a twat

chrisophiex 07-04-2017 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newish eagle (Post 13564063)
Tony Gale. A commentator that takes you to the seventh circle of hell!


Awful commentator. Boring, monotonous and shows no real insight in the game when he bangs on. Nearly as bad as Curbishley.

PhuketEagle 07-04-2017 09:37 AM

Southampton FC...very annoying

FrankieBoy 07-04-2017 09:39 AM

People pronouncing the letter 'x' as a 'gz' instead of 'ks'- as in bregg-zit instead of brecksit.

Herr Colonpharter 07-04-2017 09:43 AM

Supposedly professional broadcasters like Alan Brazil who pronounce Juventus JOOventus.

Icy 07-04-2017 01:19 PM

People that think they can push in front of you for queues then act like little bitches when you pull them up on it.

Jordan's Jacket 07-04-2017 01:26 PM

I've said it before and I'll say it again, other people.

mroakley9 07-04-2017 01:34 PM

watching the a-league and seeing roy hodgson on my ******* screen. **** off roy, you ugly mother****er.

swissroll 07-04-2017 01:36 PM

cruise missiles - its just not cricket

Worksop Palace 07-04-2017 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herr Colonpharter (Post 13564444)
Supposedly professional broadcasters like Alan Brazil who pronounce Juventus JOOventus.

scotch init

simplex 07-04-2017 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 13563995)
The way Americans pronounce




https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3476/3...74a_z.jpg?zz=1

swissroll 07-04-2017 04:39 PM

Kids not watching enough TV anymore too busy downloading on the net

SirPulis 07-04-2017 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by simplex (Post 13564859)

BOOEEEEYYYY

Wolfnipplechips 07-04-2017 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13564744)
scotch init

Thought it was Champagne and brandy?

I'm here all week.

cappuccinoeagle 07-04-2017 08:32 PM

Jack Whitehall. Nothing against posh people per se,but he is an irritating,unfunny,posh wanker.

danpalace07 08-04-2017 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thomo12345 (Post 13563731)
When millwall fans refer to themselves as 'the biggest small club in the world' what is that all about? Scum

for being famous for being *****

shithouses

Terrace Bickle 08-04-2017 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayjay (Post 13563188)
Woman at work referring to crazy as cray cray

Probably the same twats that say random all day long, no it's a coincidence!

art malice 08-04-2017 02:42 PM

Southeastern's new anti-terror announcements telling people to report 'anything that doesn't seem right' and they'll 'sort it'.

They can't even turn the fvcking heating off

PALACEWU 08-04-2017 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 13566062)
Southeastern's new anti-terror announcements telling people to report 'anything that doesn't seem right' and they'll 'sort it'.

They can't even turn the fvcking heating off

Hilarity.

Neckinger Eagle 08-04-2017 07:35 PM

That Hungry House (or is it Hungry Horse) advert with the bloke singing about his balls. Please, stop it. You are making me feel ill.

davech 09-04-2017 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 13565266)
Jack Whitehall. Nothing against posh people per se,but he is an irritating,unfunny,posh wanker.

Have some rep :p

Hedgehog 09-04-2017 12:25 AM

The US Tax system...

Just wrote a $1,100 cheque to an Accountant for doing my Mother-in-Laws taxes.

The frustration is she neither pays taxes, owes taxes or will get a tax rebate. The fee is for the pleasure of submitting them.

In fairness to the accountant they were pretty complex this year with a trust creation, the sale of a house and assisted living.

3 Beers at HT 09-04-2017 12:47 AM

The silly bint at the swimming pool earlier this morning, calling to her little urchin:

"Huckleberry! Huckleberry!"

WTF :confused:

chrisophiex 09-04-2017 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3 Beers at HT (Post 13566811)
The silly bint at the swimming pool earlier this morning, calling to her little urchin:

"Huckleberry! Huckleberry!"

WTF :confused:


Family nickname for Finn ? Probably not.....

Mr Mojo Risin 09-04-2017 10:47 AM

When football clubs are only referred to by the name of their city when another club also plays in that city. So Sheffield United being referred to as just "Sheffield" or Bristol City being referred to as just "Bristol".

Panther 09-04-2017 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3 Beers at HT (Post 13566811)
The silly bint at the swimming pool earlier this morning, calling to her little urchin:

"Huckleberry! Huckleberry!"

WTF :confused:

A similar one heard at Kew Gardens a few years ago: "Rubicon, come here, Rubicon", as if she wanted the whole world to know she'd given her child a daft name. (Cue jokes about burning bridges/boats.)

Timbo 09-04-2017 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3 Beers at HT (Post 13566811)
The silly bint at the swimming pool earlier this morning, calling to her little urchin:

"Huckleberry! Huckleberry!"

WTF :confused:

Perhaps he was very very cold......

Maidstoned Eagle 09-04-2017 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panther (Post 13567161)
A similar one heard at Kew Gardens a few years ago: "Rubicon, come here, Rubicon", as if she wanted the whole world to know she'd given her child a daft name. (Cue jokes about burning bridges/boats.)

Kid in Science Museum called Otto......apparently bursting into laughter and say "who!?" Is rude

cockneyrebel 09-04-2017 12:07 PM

Rubicon, Huckleberry and Otto. Brilliant lol.

Smoz 09-04-2017 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13567174)
Kid in Science Museum called Otto......apparently bursting into laughter and say "who!?" Is rude

Maybe you were in the company of a descendent of the Prince of Bismarck?

Nagyon NBL 09-04-2017 12:50 PM

Otto : solid Hungarian name,just like Sandor and Gabor :)

Mr Statto 09-04-2017 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newish eagle (Post 13564063)
Tony Gale. A commentator that takes you to the seventh circle of hell!

Was it him who called Wilf "Louis Zaha" the other day?

Neckinger Eagle 09-04-2017 08:04 PM

Golf.

Just settled down to watch Robot Wars and there's Hazel Irvine, pleased as punch with herself, talking to an American resembling the DJ Mike Reid about golf.

Oh and I see Top Gear isn't on either. Well that's just terrific. Way to go Hazel.

Worksop Palace 09-04-2017 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neckinger Eagle (Post 13567757)
Golf.

Just settled down to watch Robot Wars and there's Hazel Irvine, pleased as punch with herself, talking to an American resembling the DJ Mike Reid about golf.

Oh and I see Top Gear isn't on either. Well that's just terrific. Way to go Hazel.

Robot wars. Top gear.

Are you 12 ?

Worksop Palace 09-04-2017 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Statto (Post 13567731)
Was it him who called Wilf "Louis Zaha" the other day?

Louis Saha I think

He's such a tit

Wolfnipplechips 09-04-2017 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13567765)
Robot wars. Top gear.

Are you 12 ?

:D

Pat of the Palace 09-04-2017 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13567174)
Kid in Science Museum called Otto......apparently bursting into laughter and say "who!?" Is rude

Too much Simpsons maybe.

My name is Otto, I like to get blotto.

ElwissAtMemphis 09-04-2017 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panther (Post 13567161)
A similar one heard at Kew Gardens a few years ago: "Rubicon, come here, Rubicon", as if she wanted the whole world to know she'd given her child a daft name. (Cue jokes about burning bridges/boats.)

I knew a bloke called Rubicon. He was a proper hard bastard. You wouldn't want to cross him. (sorry)

Panther 09-04-2017 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElwissAtMemphis (Post 13567882)
I knew a bloke called Rubicon. He was a proper hard bastard. You wouldn't want to cross him. (sorry)

:p

Eaglesmad123 10-04-2017 03:38 PM

Part time fathers who would rather go to the pub than spend time with his kids. There is this bloke on twitter who when not in the pub is out with his mates at gigs while his poor wife looks after his daughter. In a few years time he may have regrets as he is missing out on so much. Being a parent is an amazing experience.

Selhurst Celtic 10-04-2017 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eaglesmad123 (Post 13568548)
There is this bloke on twitter...

This is where I should have stopped reading.

But congratulation on procreating & enjoying the 'amazing experience' which is what your post is really about.

Stavros 69 10-04-2017 04:34 PM

Deliveroo/ any delivery mopeds seem to have the most annoying and LOUD alarms in the world.
They sound like a really high pitched whistle, why do they need to be on in the first place?
****tards

cappuccinoeagle 12-04-2017 08:14 PM

Eamonn Holmes on Good Morning Britain,irritating,unfunny,cringy,prefer Piers Morgan

Payroll Legend 12-04-2017 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13567765)
Robot wars. Top gear.

Are you 12 ?

It's a possibility

ExiledStirling 13-04-2017 12:12 AM

Keltic Eagle trying to pretend he is too young to remember what a Pager is.

ebyeeckeagle 13-04-2017 12:56 AM

More than one thread on contact lenses. I just can't see the point.

davech 13-04-2017 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebyeeckeagle (Post 13573330)
More than one thread on contact lenses. I just can't see the point.

Varifocals?

xmasape 13-04-2017 01:20 AM

The crazy horking fat lady I have to sit next to at work since the re-org.

Bones14 13-04-2017 01:41 AM

Overweight people in McDonalds buying a burger and fries, then thinking a diet coke will balance it all out. ****wits.

CP-RJW 13-04-2017 01:42 AM

People who moan about hating football every time it is mentioned.


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