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Maidstoned Eagle 09-08-2017 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by simplex (Post 13767580)
Great idea... Narrow the existing roads even further by creating joggers lanes at the taxpayers expense....

Why dont they just use the cycle lanes, the cyclists certainly don't.

thefox 09-08-2017 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by simplex (Post 13766864)
doesn't horseshit have some redeeming qualities unlike dog poo.. I've never known anyone putting dogshit on their veg


Do a google search and you will probably find some putting on their vag.

Maidstoned Eagle 09-08-2017 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by thefox (Post 13768257)
Do a google search and you will probably find some putting on their vag.

Really? Cool....back in a bit....

Maidstoned Eagle 09-08-2017 07:54 PM



Disappointing.....maybe I should change my search parameters?

Back in a bit.......

Worksop Palace 09-08-2017 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13768217)
That's Miss Faggot, Sir to you.

My apologies

You big gay bear

bubbs11 09-08-2017 09:42 PM

Button fly jeans. WHY?!! I hate them!

Rush to the toilet desperate for a pee and then that sinking realisation that you've worn your pair of jeans with button flies not a zipper. Then have to do that dying for a pee dance while you unbutton - not easy under pressure - and release your member before it's too late.

Who thought button flies was a good idea? It's not as if it's a futile fashion statement or something cos you can't even see them. I've stopped buying them.

Maidstoned Eagle 09-08-2017 09:42 PM


Blind_Eagle 09-08-2017 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 13764997)
Away on some poxy Water Treatment Management Course. First Day drop iPhone into toilet.

Was that some kind of role play exercise?

Blind_Eagle 09-08-2017 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13766923)
Being a biker in the countryside is lethal due to piles of horse shit on corners.

Donkey shit these days surely?

And where's my ******* peaches?

Blind_Eagle 09-08-2017 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13766924)
He's gay.

AfB got into all sorts of shit with PK for posting something similar. :eek:

mrB 09-08-2017 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 13768744)
Button fly jeans. WHY?!! I hate them!

Rush to the toilet desperate for a pee and then that sinking realisation that you've worn your pair of jeans with button flies not a zipper. Then have to do that dying for a pee dance while you unbutton - not easy under pressure - and release your member before it's too late.

Who thought button flies was a good idea? It's not as if it's a futile fashion statement or something cos you can't even see them. I've stopped buying them.

You need a good pair - a button and a zip takes longer + the zips always break

Blind_Eagle 09-08-2017 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13768574)


Disappointing.....maybe I should change my search parameters?

Back in a bit.......

:D

I'm not sure wtf that has to do with someone putting dog shit on their veg mind.

Stavros 69 09-08-2017 10:40 PM

People that feel the need to speak all the way home on the phone, talking about what they had for lunch blah blah blah, when they're going to see the person in the next 20 mins. Urghh

Hibernator 09-08-2017 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by davech (Post 13767588)
Joggers - the new cyclists :D

Now you mention it, he did look a bit of a cycle path.

Maidstoned Eagle 09-08-2017 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13768834)
AfB got into all sorts of shit with PK for posting something similar. :eek:

But he was gay.

mushroom 10-08-2017 12:45 AM

https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/895087244767309824

Hedgehog 11-08-2017 03:39 AM

I think I've done this one before... people on paddle boards. It must have something to do with the way you have to stand on them, all upright and erect (straight back not the other erect). It makes you look all self important and "look at me" like.

My biggest problem with them is I can't f'ing do it!

mroakley9 11-08-2017 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 13768744)
Button fly jeans. WHY?!! I hate them!

Rush to the toilet desperate for a pee and then that sinking realisation that you've worn your pair of jeans with button flies not a zipper. Then have to do that dying for a pee dance while you unbutton - not easy under pressure - and release your member before it's too late.

Who thought button flies was a good idea? It's not as if it's a futile fashion statement or something cos you can't even see them. I've stopped buying them.


Popester 11-08-2017 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13768973)
But he was gay.

Shit. His wife must've been gutted. Didn't they have kids?

bubbs11 11-08-2017 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 13771113)

Wow!

But how long before one of those buttons ping off?

Far East Eagle 11-08-2017 05:39 AM

Donald Trump not being able to shut his mouth and bringing the Korean peninsula closer to nuclear war. Seoul looks a lot better without a nasty DPRK nuke in the middle of it

art malice 11-08-2017 09:48 AM

Martin Tyler's Agueroooooooo commentary.
'Drink it in'.

Shove it up your arse.

Worksop Palace 11-08-2017 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by art malice (Post 13771224)
Martin Tyler's Agueroooooooo commentary.
'Drink it in'.

Shove it up your arse.

'I swear you'll never see anything like this again'

Good.

Maidstoned Eagle 11-08-2017 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Popester (Post 13771123)
Shit. His wife must've been gutted. Didn't they have kids?

Kids schimds.......

danpalace07 11-08-2017 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13771259)
'I swear you'll never see anything like this again'

Good.

the rags losing the title in the last minute? I could watch that again I reckon

Jim Cannon 11-08-2017 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 13768744)
Button fly jeans. WHY?!! I hate them!

Rush to the toilet desperate for a pee and then that sinking realisation that you've worn your pair of jeans with button flies not a zipper. Then have to do that dying for a pee dance while you unbutton - not easy under pressure - and release your member before it's too late.

Who thought button flies was a good idea? It's not as if it's a futile fashion statement or something cos you can't even see them. I've stopped buying them.

Agreed. When they are new they are absolute bastards too

Smoz 11-08-2017 08:14 PM

Buttons over a zip fly for me. Who on earth thought putting something with teeth so close to your nether regions could possibly be a good idea?

Maidstoned Eagle 11-08-2017 08:44 PM

Blimey, 501's back in the 80's, the ladies loved em...ripping ya trousers open...quick BJ and then back into Heavens for the Bronski Beat encore.....

Joe85 11-08-2017 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Smoz (Post 13772239)
Buttons over a zip fly for me. Who on earth thought putting something with teeth so close to your nether regions could possibly be a good idea?

Downside of having a massive willy, i suppose.

Never been an issue for me. :sob:

Dunkie 11-08-2017 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13772296)
Blimey, 501's back in the 80's, the ladies loved em...ripping ya trousers open...quick BJ and then back into Heavens for the Bronski Beat encore.....

You quite sure they were ladies? The venue and artist just causes a little shade of doubt!

Maidstoned Eagle 11-08-2017 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Dunkie (Post 13772334)
You quite sure they were ladies? The venue and artist just causes a little shade of doubt!

They were very nice......and you just got whooshed, you sexy lump of man love. xxxx :love:

Danny_Cheviot 11-08-2017 09:08 PM

Neighbours' cats who come into your house, eat your food and then piss off the using bastards.

Dunkie 11-08-2017 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13772360)
They were very nice......and you just got whooshed, you sexy lump of man love. xxxx :love:

Damn. My concentration level was low due to wresting with the buttons on my leather shorts.

EmmerGreenEagle 11-08-2017 09:12 PM

Neighbours cats that shit in my garden

Maidstoned Eagle 11-08-2017 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Dunkie (Post 13772383)
Damn. My concentration level was low due to wresting with the buttons on my leather shorts.

I got the horn

Mr Mojo Risin 11-08-2017 09:42 PM

Sky. Utterly dreadful organisation. Corrupted football with too much money and their overhyped nonsense. Ruined Formula 1 by taking it off free to air. And their broadband is useless, down for the second night in a row. Last night it was due to rats. Apparently fixed it. Clearly didn't do a very good job in fixing it.

Payroll Legend 11-08-2017 11:15 PM

Giroud's beard.

PeterH 12-08-2017 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Dunkie (Post 13772334)
You quite sure they were ladies? The venue and artist just causes a little shade of doubt!

Any hole's a goal.

Hedgehog 12-08-2017 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13772360)
They were very nice......and you just got whooshed, you sexy lump of man love. xxxx :love:

Is this where someone is supposed to call you a fagot and get banned?

(hypothetically speaking)

CT_Palace 12-08-2017 06:50 AM

Maidstoned's a faggot lover

Maidstoned Eagle 12-08-2017 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13773122)
Maidstoned's a faggot lover

I am, there's a whole thread about how much I love a faggot.

pallet 12-08-2017 09:58 AM

Stupid people on planes. 2 lots of families travelling togeyjer whose lives are far too important to waste time waiting for suitcases at baagage reclaim so they all bring the biggest pull along cases they can get away with as hand luggage. Tjey they kuck off with the piir bloke at the airport when he tells them thete might not be room for all their cases in the storage lockers on the plane.

Worksop Palace 12-08-2017 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by pallet (Post 13773258)
Stupid people on planes. 2 lots of families travelling togeyjer whose lives are far too important to waste time waiting for suitcases at baagage reclaim so they all bring the biggest pull along cases they can get away with as hand luggage. Tjey they kuck off with the piir bloke at the airport when he tells them thete might not be room for all their cases in the storage lockers on the plane.

At least you've had a few beers to help with the stress :D

WorthingEagle 12-08-2017 10:08 AM

Microsoft Windows. I haven't had a Windows machine at home for 5-6 years, but had to get one in order to develop for Oculus Rift. It's just so shite and unreliable compared to Mac OS. I can go for months or even years without having to reboot my Macs, with Windows you're lucky if you can make it past the hour before something goes tits up.

Maidstoned Eagle 12-08-2017 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13773272)
At least you've had a few beers to help with the stress :D

:D

Pallet is right though, these knobbers with huge cases using them as hand luggage are a joke. The airlines have got policy arse about face, charge people for carry on luggage and make it free to put stuff in the hold....Easy Jet even offer to do it when you get to check in!

Maidstoned Eagle 12-08-2017 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by WorthingEagle (Post 13773273)
Microsoft Windows. I haven't had a Windows machine at home for 5-6 years, but had to get one in order to develop for Oculus Rift. It's just so shite and unreliable compared to Mac OS. I can go for months or even years without having to reboot my Macs, with Windows you're lucky if you can make it past the hour before something goes tits up.

Is Oculus Rift some Eastern European war lord who wants to take over the world? Are you a Minion?

Bipe 12-08-2017 12:29 PM

He's one of the Transformers you daft meatball

pallet 12-08-2017 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13773272)
At least you've had a few beers to help with the stress :D

Slightly tired post.:D

Maidstoned Eagle 12-08-2017 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bipe (Post 13773551)
He's one of the Transformers you daft meatball

Is it? Oh.....what does it turn into?

Neckinger Eagle 12-08-2017 11:00 PM

The BBC's obsession with Usain Bolt.

Hedgehog 13-08-2017 03:17 AM

Bought a replacement filler valve for the toilet and installed it being very careful to follow the instructions after watching a couple of help videos on YouTube.

Turn the water on, and the water just runs and runs. After 3 attempts at making adjustments I convince myself it is defective. Pack it all up and trudge back to the hardware store to exchange it. Get home and install it exactly the same and it works just perfect.

So there was my morning shot... watch palace at 7:00am and still messing about with pluming at noon. A 15 minute job took me 2 hours.

GorBlimey 13-08-2017 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WorthingEagle (Post 13773273)
Microsoft Windows. I haven't had a Windows machine at home for 5-6 years, but had to get one in order to develop for Oculus Rift. It's just so shite and unreliable compared to Mac OS. I can go for months or even years without having to reboot my Macs, with Windows you're lucky if you can make it past the hour before something goes tits up.

You must have bad electricity. :D

Windows is pretty much OK and the Apple universe is truly the dark side.

art malice 13-08-2017 01:10 PM

Waking up and remembering yesterday. FFS

Worksop Palace 13-08-2017 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 13777168)
Waking up and remembering yesterday. FFS

Yep

Welcome back Sunday morning shit feeling. It's usually 3ish before I start feeling better - usually because I'm on my second livener

Stellavista 13-08-2017 02:16 PM

More than annoyed about the crack head neighbours who attacked my brother's carer on Friday night, coupled with the deluge of homophobic abuse. Luckily caught on camera by others, and resulted in them getting nicked immediately. F*cking scum.

Scrumpy 13-08-2017 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13777306)
More than annoyed about the crack head neighbours who attacked my brother's carer on Friday night, coupled with the deluge of homophobic abuse. Luckily caught on camera by others, and resulted in them getting nicked immediately. F*cking scum.

What horrible w*nkers. I hope your brothers carer is OK?

brighton_eagle 13-08-2017 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13777306)
More than annoyed about the crack head neighbours who attacked my brother's carer on Friday night, coupled with the deluge of homophobic abuse. Luckily caught on camera by others, and resulted in them getting nicked immediately. F*cking scum.

Nasty.

Stellavista 13-08-2017 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scrumpy (Post 13777327)
What horrible w*nkers. I hope your brothers carer is OK?

He's a strong lad, and gave as good as he got. He was more concerned about their pit bull running into their flat after the cats. Hopefully these arseholes will now be evicted. Not helpful when I've just come out of hospital and cared for brother is in hospital having just had a kidney removed.

PIE "N" MASH 13-08-2017 10:27 PM

Having left Italy yesterday,Italians.The rudest most ignorent,vainest,self loving wankers I have had the misspleasure to meet.Now in Split and they have got a real chip on there shoulder with tourists.
As for Snav ferries from Ancona to Split,don't do it.3rd world shipping company at best.






On a massive positive note,me VFR1200 is ticking like a clock after nearly 2000 miles at 30-40C,got to love a Big V Honda:D

cappuccinoeagle 13-08-2017 10:38 PM

Enjoyed the athletics but....
The USA won too many medals
And that fricking mascot Hero The Hedgehog

Marki 13-08-2017 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 13778213)
Having left Italy yesterday,Italians.The rudest most ignorent,vainest,self loving wankers I have had the misspleasure to meet.Now in Split and they have got a real chip on there shoulder with tourists.

Seems a bit harsh on the French.

Just to clarify - do they hate tourists in Split too?

mrgins 14-08-2017 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13776744)
Bought a replacement filler valve for the toilet and installed it being very careful to follow the instructions after watching a couple of help videos on YouTube.

Turn the water on, and the water just runs and runs. After 3 attempts at making adjustments I convince myself it is defective. Pack it all up and trudge back to the hardware store to exchange it. Get home and install it exactly the same and it works just perfect.

So there was my morning shot... watch palace at 7:00am and still messing about with pluming at noon. A 15 minute job took me 2 hours.

Lesson to be learned (and this is from a pro!) always plan for double the time to fix something and add in more time for running back and forth several times to the hardware store!

Hedgehog 14-08-2017 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by mrgins (Post 13778401)
Lesson to be learned (and this is from a pro!) always plan for double the time to fix something and add in more time for running back and forth several times to the hardware store!

The worse bit was second guessing myself that I was doing something wrong.

The annoying bit (hence being in this thread) is the fact that I had not done anything wrong and it was a defective product.

danpalace07 14-08-2017 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 13777168)
Waking up and remembering yesterday. FFS

This bad mood ain't going anywhere for sure :mad:

bubbs11 14-08-2017 08:53 AM

Elderly drivers; they're just a menace on the road. They all seem totally set in their ways and totally inflexible. They decide to do something and woe betide anyone that gets in their way - women pushing prams - whoever! 'I've decided I'm taking this manoeuvre and this is what i shall do!'.

For example: in a car park the other day looking for a space and I notice an elderly guy reversing out of his space. The thing is he hasn't even looked to see if anybody's there and had just made his mind up that he's coming out of his space regardless of what's around him. Came within inches of backing into me then glares at me like it was my fault.

Yesterday, on a motorway in the fast lane and car just ahead on inside lane just flings his car into the fast lane making me break hard. Once I got ahead of him, took a glance at him and there you go - elderly, rigid, obstinate old git!

Jordan's Jacket 14-08-2017 09:18 AM

Extend that to old people in general. Just been in waitrose and the elderly that were in there were rude and oblivious to anybody else. The majority also voted Brexit just to reinforce their selfishness

art malice 14-08-2017 12:57 PM

David Quantick

Maidstoned Eagle 14-08-2017 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 13778577)
Elderly drivers; they're just a menace on the road. They all seem totally set in their ways and totally inflexible. They decide to do something and woe betide anyone that gets in their way - women pushing prams - whoever! 'I've decided I'm taking this manoeuvre and this is what i shall do!'.

For example: in a car park the other day looking for a space and I notice an elderly guy reversing out of his space. The thing is he hasn't even looked to see if anybody's there and had just made his mind up that he's coming out of his space regardless of what's around him. Came within inches of backing into me then glares at me like it was my fault.

Yesterday, on a motorway in the fast lane and car just ahead on inside lane just flings his car into the fast lane making me break hard. Once I got ahead of him, took a glance at him and there you go - elderly, rigid, obstinate old git!

You just described driving in Spain.

davech 14-08-2017 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordan's Jacket (Post 13778605)
Extend that to old people in general. Just been in waitrose and the elderly that were in there were rude and oblivious to anybody else. The majority also voted Brexit just to reinforce their selfishness

Oi!! I resemble that!! :supergrin: (Except that I don't go to Waitrose - would need a bank loan. Ditto Marks & Spencer foodhall)

Harry Bassett 14-08-2017 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 13778577)
Elderly drivers; they're just a menace on the road. They all seem totally set in their ways and totally inflexible. They decide to do something and woe betide anyone that gets in their way - women pushing prams - whoever! 'I've decided I'm taking this manoeuvre and this is what i shall do!'.

For example: in a car park the other day looking for a space and I notice an elderly guy reversing out of his space. The thing is he hasn't even looked to see if anybody's there and had just made his mind up that he's coming out of his space regardless of what's around him. Came within inches of backing into me then glares at me like it was my fault.

Yesterday, on a motorway in the fast lane and car just ahead on inside lane just flings his car into the fast lane making me break hard. Once I got ahead of him, took a glance at him and there you go - elderly, rigid, obstinate old git!

I am an elderly driver and while I agree with some of your comments I generally find that lots of middle aged drivers get in my way particularly on outside lanes on dual carriage ways and motorways. Drivers of all ages pull away from traffic lights too slowly.

Tail gaters tend to get pissed off with me though, because I take them down to a crawl.

Us old fogies do not pollute the air with crappy drum and bass either!:rolleyes:

Maz 14-08-2017 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marki (Post 13778235)
Seems a bit harsh on the French.

Just to clarify - do they hate tourists in Split too?

The Splitters?

Yoda 14-08-2017 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 13778577)
Elderly drivers; they're just a menace on the road. They all seem totally set in their ways and totally inflexible. They decide to do something and woe betide anyone that gets in their way - women pushing prams - whoever! 'I've decided I'm taking this manoeuvre and this is what i shall do!'.

For example: in a car park the other day looking for a space and I notice an elderly guy reversing out of his space. The thing is he hasn't even looked to see if anybody's there and had just made his mind up that he's coming out of his space regardless of what's around him. Came within inches of backing into me then glares at me like it was my fault.

Yesterday, on a motorway in the fast lane and car just ahead on inside lane just flings his car into the fast lane making me break hard. Once I got ahead of him, took a glance at him and there you go - elderly, rigid, obstinate old git!

Bubbs, I've seen that car park scenario with oldies driving and expecting others to get out their way so many times.

We have relatives in Cornwall and they say many of the oldies down there continue to drive way beyond the age at which they are safe to do so, partly from necessity.

If you meet one on a narrow country lane, the majority will just stop and look at you, expecting you to do all the backing up even if the nearest passing place is behind them.

I've known people down there have to take car keys from elderly parents, because they keep self-certifying they're fit to drive, when they've sadly gone way past that.

Personally I'd support a re-test for the oldies, say 75/80+? I don't see what the problem is....if they pass, then that's fine. If they fail badly, then maybe it's time for them to stop and it's better to discover that before anyone is hurt.

BERT'S HEAD 14-08-2017 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 13779012)
Bubbs, I've seen that car park scenario with oldies driving and expecting others to get out their way so many times.

We have relatives in Cornwall and they say many of the oldies down there continue to drive way beyond the age at which they are safe to do so, partly from necessity.

If you meet one on a narrow country lane, the majority will just stop and look at you, expecting you to do all the backing up even if the nearest passing place is behind them.

I've known people down there have to take car keys from elderly parents, because they keep self-certifying they're fit to drive, when they've sadly gone way past that.

Personally I'd support a re-test for the oldies, say 75/80+? I don't see what the problem is....if they pass, then that's fine. If they fail badly, then maybe it's time for them to stop and it's better to discover that before anyone is hurt.

I know someone whose dad has been diagnosed with early Alzheimers about 9 months ago. Cannot remember very recent conversations, feeds his dog all the time because he forgets he's already done it etc etc.
Yet the doctor says he is okay to drive. Madness.

Joe85 14-08-2017 09:00 PM

Life.


Had a major dust up with some dickhead this evening. Cut me up on my bike. Propper scuffle on the A13.

Anyway, after he was chatting shit about reporting me to the police. Told him to **** off.

2 hours later, nursing a sore hand when the ******* old bill turn up at my house. Arsehole collapses.







Looking for a missing person........................



Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkk.

Worksop Palace 14-08-2017 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 13779714)
Life.


Had a major dust up with some dickhead this evening. Cut me up on my bike. Propper scuffle on the A13.

Anyway, after he was chatting shit about reporting me to the police. Told him to **** off.

2 hours later, nursing a sore hand when the ******* old bill turn up at my house. Arsehole collapses.



Have I got the wrong person but haven't you posted about getting into a scuffle on your bike before ?



Looking for a missing person........................



Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkk.

Have you not posted about this sort of thing before or have I got the wrong poster ?

Bryan 14-08-2017 10:08 PM

"The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later"

BERT'S HEAD 14-08-2017 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan (Post 13779733)
"The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later"

Only one server on a busy Monday night - for shame.

Lombardo's hair 14-08-2017 10:13 PM

What annoys me? MPS abusing the expenses they get. That Hunt who rhymes with c*** epitomises how f****** corrupt all these Spongers are. They, of all party allegiances, are immoral hypocritical shysters. Cut back public sector pay, cap benefits, whilst giving themselves massive pay rises and subsidising their ill gotten ill deserved pay by robbing the tax payer under the guise of business needs. 40k on a f****** bathroom. Can I have a grant please I need to redo mine....

mushroom 14-08-2017 10:17 PM

I'm on holiday and the street vendors are selling "white lives don't matter" t-shirts
Yikes

Joe85 14-08-2017 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13779719)
Have you not posted about this sort of thing before or have I got the wrong poster ?

Yeh.

Not an agressive person, btw.

There's alot of agressive mugs on the road though.

Pat of the Palace 14-08-2017 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13778939)
You just described driving in Spain.

:)

TopKnot 15-08-2017 01:53 AM

The Big Bang theory. Mainly for how it portrays what it considers as 'nerds'. The guys in the show are good natured, intelligent but awkward, with a range of niche leisure interests. They aren't nerds, they are normal people - playing video games, reading comics and being interested in science isn't unusual any more. And they always end up with the pretty girl.

Real nerds are much scarier. They are the bottom feeders on 4chan, orchestrating online hate campaigns against women, hacking phones and distributing stolen naked pictures, the racist alt right, a bitter faceless army of trolls and dysfunctional teenagers empowered by social media. Don't see any of those sorts of guys on the show.

PeterH 15-08-2017 05:13 AM

Disagree - nerds is much wider than your psychopathic description. In BBT they started off us nerds and then it all got very soppy, yanky 'friends' with girlfriends, marriage and babies. Always looking for the season finale moment of audience whooping and cheering.

In a million years Penny wouldn't have even dated Leonard let alone married him. She probably would have shagged him though for all of the 5 seconds it would have taken him to squirt.

Icy 15-08-2017 09:58 AM

Paw patrol - kids cartoons just aren't what they used to be

TWOSEAT EAGLE 15-08-2017 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 13780121)
In a million years Penny wouldn't have even dated Leonard let alone married him. She probably would have shagged him though for all of the 5 seconds it would have taken him to squirt.

Oh Peter you have a lovely way with words :supergrin:

strawberry mivi 15-08-2017 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by TWOSEAT EAGLE (Post 13780281)
Oh Peter you have a lovely way with words :supergrin:

So he isn't David Niven then?
A small part of my love for the internet just died.
Sad.

Maidstoned Eagle 15-08-2017 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by strawberry mivi (Post 13780936)
So he isn't David Niven then?
A small part of my love for the internet just died.
Sad.

Hes the drunk version.

PeterH 15-08-2017 08:11 PM

I've only been drunk once this year. Ask CT. We're still recuperating spent brownie points.

Martin H 15-08-2017 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 13781478)
I've only been drunk once this year. Ask CT. We're still recuperating spent brownie points.

Hmm but if it was for 6 months that counts as twice.

CT_Palace 15-08-2017 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 13781478)
I've only been drunk once this year. Ask CT. We're still recuperating spent brownie points.

We'll be burning some more tomorrow night :p

But no happy hour pisco sours this time, ok?

PeterH 15-08-2017 08:36 PM

Just sent an email in that regard.

7.30pm onwards Flannerys. Running for the metro before it closes - so not lethal.

Maidstoned Eagle 15-08-2017 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 13781478)
I've only been drunk once this year. Ask CT. We're still recuperating spent brownie points.

Summer?

Jim Cannon 15-08-2017 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 13780071)
The Big Bang theory.

it's shit

Son of Coveta 15-08-2017 11:39 PM

This fat bitch on Channel 4 right now on How to get a council house? Ungrateful bint !!

Happy Arthur 15-08-2017 11:44 PM

Things that go viral then become "news".

sirdougie 15-08-2017 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Arthur (Post 13781801)
Things that go viral then become "news".


I assume you are talking about that stupid piece on BBC news about some girl who got to sing? How was that news?

ChiswickEagle 16-08-2017 02:10 PM

A Walnut Whip without the Walnut? WTF!

elgin eagle 16-08-2017 02:19 PM

People who clap when planes land. Makes you want to scream.

mushroom 16-08-2017 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13782492)
People who clap when planes land. Makes you want to scream.


I'm on holiday now, when we landed one bellend did this... no one else joined in... a bit like when you start a chant at palace, and no-one joins in.

strawberry mivi 16-08-2017 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13782492)
People who clap when planes land. Makes you want to scream.

I always try to do this, without being slapped by my wife.
She doesn't think it is as funny as i do. :lux:

Too many flights with 'third-world' passengers who do this, it is funny when they do it and i miss having fun.


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