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Dj 784 15-06-2018 05:33 PM

Any kind of horn at a football match

the digger 15-06-2018 05:36 PM

Not having a homepage on the BBS.

thefox 15-06-2018 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dj 784 (Post 14293665)
Any kind of horn at a football match

Is it the guys in shorts ?

smileysmith 15-06-2018 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14293682)
Is it the guys in shorts ?

:lux::D Repped.

cantspell 15-06-2018 05:55 PM

Ryan giggs useless as a pundit

PALACEWU 15-06-2018 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14293668)
Not having a homepage on the BBS.

This :grrr:

the digger 15-06-2018 10:15 PM

Cristiano Ronaldo being even more Cristiano Ronaldo than ever.

Lombardo 888 16-06-2018 12:57 AM

People who start sentences with the word "so". The middle class equivalent of innit.

Hedgehog 16-06-2018 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lombardo 888 (Post 14294271)
People who start sentences with the word "so". The middle class equivalent of innit.

People who keep repeating the same annoyance as others have posted....

Just a thought.

Worksop Palace 16-06-2018 07:46 AM

I know this has been said many times, but....

I listened to some of the 4pm game on the radio yesterday. The ‘pundit’...? Chris Sutton. What an absolute load of horse shit he spouted. Worst pundit ever. Total wanker.
Had to turn it off

Lombardo 888 16-06-2018 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14294283)
People who keep repeating the same annoyance as others have posted....

Just a thought.

People who expect posters to read the previous 22,700 posts to ascertain if it is OK to express an opinion as to what annoy that poster and then patronisingly end their posts with "just a thought"

Hedgehog 16-06-2018 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lombardo 888 (Post 14294363)
People who expect posters to read the previous 22,700 posts to ascertain if it is OK to express an opinion as to what annoy that poster and then patronisingly end their posts with "just a thought"


So?

Maidstoned Eagle 16-06-2018 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lombardo 888 (Post 14294363)
People who expect posters to read the previous 22,700 posts to ascertain if it is OK to express an opinion as to what annoy that poster and then patronisingly end their posts with "just a thought"

Lazy posters

JAT

Maidstoned Eagle 16-06-2018 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 14293265)
And tomorrow, DIABETES! :lux:

From eating a bar of plain chocolate over a week? Glad you aren't a doctor.

Dorking .Eagle 16-06-2018 09:39 AM

CPFC clogging up facebook with random stuff like "Happy Birthday Martin Hinshelwood".

Maidstoned Eagle 16-06-2018 09:52 AM

Isn't it his birthday then?

Maidstoned Eagle 16-06-2018 09:53 AM

People sucking Ronaldos cock on Faceache, Twitter and the BBS

PauLo 16-06-2018 10:16 AM

When someone you know who has a shit taste in music loves something you love.

PauLo 16-06-2018 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14294445)
People sucking Ronaldos cock on Faceache, Twitter and the BBS

The second that freekick went in, you could hear the football purists collective pants burst from their tiny boners poking though.

Blind_Eagle 16-06-2018 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Mojo Risin (Post 14292271)
That for the first time ever I can't watch the opening game of the World Cup

Are you over 100?

Blind_Eagle 16-06-2018 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dj 784 (Post 14293665)
Any kind of horn at a football match

Quote:

Originally Posted by PauLo (Post 14294462)
The second that freekick went in, you could hear the football purists collective pants burst from their tiny boners poking though.

:D

the digger 16-06-2018 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PauLo (Post 14294462)
The second that freekick went in, you could hear the football purists collective pants burst from their tiny boners poking though.

Purists? The rise of Ronaldo has been marked by a proportional decline in the purity of the game.

It's a team game you c**t.

(Ronald, not PauL)

Stellavista 16-06-2018 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14294368)
So?

To paraphrase Howard Devoto, one of the correct uses of So.

Little Fozzie 16-06-2018 07:09 PM

BBC/Lineker trying to make themselves look clever by reading out every stat and fact that Opta tweet without crediting them

cappuccinoeagle 16-06-2018 07:19 PM

Paul Pogba

Dorking .Eagle 16-06-2018 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14294444)
Isn't it his birthday then?


Yes, but who at Palace particularly cares any more? It's not like he's been a Selhurst Park regular over recent years like David Payne or Mark Bright!

cappuccinoeagle 16-06-2018 10:08 PM

Roy Keane - miserable c -unit

radiomike 16-06-2018 10:23 PM

Agree with the Roy Keane post but also describing anything in football as war when Yemenis are being murdered in real war by the Saudis, friends of the west of course so this is OK

Maidstoned Eagle 17-06-2018 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14295650)
Dorking. Eagle- miserable c -unit

Efa

jjeagle 17-06-2018 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjeagle (Post 14254759)
Your neighbours penis of a brother must live opposite me although this one owns some shit, old sports car which, when its a nice day for a drive with the top down, he sits in it for 10/15 mins warming the engine up.

When l can, l take great delight in parking my van by the entrance to his drive. It pisses him off immensely and when l drive off he gets in his other car, moves it off his drive and parks so l cant return to the same spot. Extremely childish l know but this routine is normally during the close season as l have very little else to entertain me.

8.38am and the **** is out there now:veryangry At least my van will hinder his exit from his drive :vader:

Prince Phillip 17-06-2018 10:53 AM

"I've got them in the sweep" or "He's in my fantasy team" or any reference to bets placed during a World Cup match. Why can't people just enjoy a match and absorb it for what it is, rather than have to self-reference their dull and spurious "involvement" in the proceedings?

Reps AJ 17-06-2018 11:02 AM

BMW not fitting indicators to their cars

SA Eagle 17-06-2018 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjeagle (Post 14295898)
8.38am and the **** is out there now:veryangry At least my van will hinder his exit from his drive :vader:

Not that itís any consolation, but motorbike cockwomble was also out both yesterday and today warming the ******* thingís engine up at 6.30.

PIE "N" MASH 17-06-2018 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 14296063)
Not that itís any consolation, but motorbike cockwomble was also out both yesterday and today warming the ******* thingís engine up at 6.30.

I'm out at mine every morning at 5.45am.Nice baffle less pipes sound awesome in a small close of 14 houses.Neighbours have never said a word to me.I am off as soon as I start it so that may play a part:p

Johnnieboy 17-06-2018 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince Phillip (Post 14296002)
"I've got them in the sweep" or "He's in my fantasy team" or any reference to bets placed during a World Cup match. Why can't people just enjoy a match and absorb it for what it is, rather than have to self-reference their dull and spurious "involvement" in the proceedings?

I had 09:50-10:00am today for the first whinge about "got them in the sweep" in my office tombola

swissroll 17-06-2018 12:42 PM

People who think its ok to park on the end of my drive waiting to pick someone up from the station - had to throw the same woman off twice yesterday

Maidstoned Eagle 17-06-2018 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince Phillip (Post 14296002)
"I've got them in the sweep" or "He's in my fantasy team" or any reference to bets placed during a World Cup match. Why can't people just enjoy a match and absorb it for what it is, rather than have to self-reference their dull and spurious "involvement" in the proceedings?

Man U fans pointing out manure players in WC teams whilst watching matches.

foresthillbilly 17-06-2018 12:58 PM

The bull5hlt gossip in the village. Very much like most internet forums. Spurious comment, develops into idle speculation. Speculation overheard, and repeated, and added-to. Speculation now becomes established fact and people take sides. Any amount of reasoning or facts will see further entrenchment of established position until community-wide divisions are created,......until the next spurious comment.
Repeat ad nauseum

JHJ EAGLE 17-06-2018 12:59 PM

The BBS still not having a home page and some threads that were started and merged, asking why, seemingly having vanished,

Pat of the Palace 17-06-2018 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14296119)
Man U fans pointing out manure players in WC teams whilst watching matches.

At least they know their players. I know a few"big 6" "supporters" who couldn't name half the regular starters.

Pat of the Palace 17-06-2018 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 14296011)
BMW not fitting indicators to their cars

The indicators are there as well as the means to operate them. Must be faulty wiring.

TWOSEAT EAGLE 17-06-2018 01:49 PM

The Corsa advert that seems to get shown on every ad break.....with the smug/chipmunk looking blonde headbanging to music whilst ignoring the salesman until he mentions the finance package available.......something about her attitude and look that makes me wish she'd write the car off the first time she drives it!

cappuccinoeagle 17-06-2018 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TWOSEAT EAGLE (Post 14296184)
The Corsa advert that seems to get shown on every ad break.....with the smug/chipmunk looking blonde headbanging to music whilst ignoring the salesman until he mentions the finance package available.......something about her attitude and look that makes me wish she'd write the car off the first time she drives it!

Beat me to it, spot on.

Maidstoned Eagle 17-06-2018 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JHJ EAGLE (Post 14296136)
The BBS still not having a home page and some threads that were started and merged, asking why, seemingly having vanished,

Its a conspiracy!!!!!

JHJ EAGLE 17-06-2018 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14296388)
Its a conspiracy!!!!!

ĎTis naughty is what it is Maidstoned!

glenn.f 17-06-2018 07:54 PM

Not even a week in yet and Slaven Bilic's punditry is already getting on my titties.

Slimbloke'H' 17-06-2018 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JHJ EAGLE (Post 14296136)
The BBS still not having a home page and some threads that were started and merged, asking why, seemingly having vanished,

Jeez, give us a break will you! Try reading EddieEdwards post in the thread about it in 'User Help and Suggestions'.

Joe85 17-06-2018 10:01 PM

Tried to impress the kids by diving off the high board at the local Swiiming Pool today.

Didn't realise how springy those things were. Ended up flipping onto my back and flopping down into the water in front of about 50 people.

******* hurt.

the digger 17-06-2018 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slimbloke'H' (Post 14296802)
Jeez, give us a break will you! Try reading EddieEdwards post in the thread about it in 'User Help and Suggestions'.

Mods making excuses rather than fixing problems

the digger 17-06-2018 10:09 PM

Commentators/summarisers/analysts at the world cup joking about injuring more talented players.

Especially when Roy Keane is in the room

the digger 17-06-2018 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 14296954)
Tried to impress the kids by diving off the high board at the local Swiiming Pool today.

Didn't realise how springy those things were. Ended up flipping onto my back and flopping down into the water in front of about 50 people.

******* hurt.

Stick to the maths

EagleSE24 17-06-2018 11:34 PM

That Cadbury had the audacity to discontinue the Fuse Bar. *****.

cappuccinoeagle 17-06-2018 11:51 PM

The return of the Ray Winstone Bet365 ad

Slimbloke'H' 17-06-2018 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14296975)
Mods making excuses rather than fixing problems

It's a fair cop.

I have suggested to the rest of the guys that in light of this heinous crime we should all forego our wages this year.

the digger 18-06-2018 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slimbloke'H' (Post 14297089)
It's a fair cop.

I have suggested to the rest of the guys that in light of this heinous crime we should all forego our wages this year.

Sounds fair. I assume weíll all be getting a refund, pro rata.

art malice 18-06-2018 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14297082)
The return of the Ray Winstone Bet365 ad

Has it ever gone away?

****'s been bankrupt twice.

Slimbloke'H' 18-06-2018 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14297122)
Sounds fair. I assume weíll all be getting a refund, pro rata.

It's certainly something we could look at. Regardless of that, however, as a super special one-off deal, I'm going to offer you a 100% refund on your current contribution. Can't say fairer than that.

Maidstoned Eagle 18-06-2018 07:38 AM

Whats a home page and why should we care that there isnt one?

NRM the 2nd 18-06-2018 07:51 AM

Shops that still don't take card. Sorry keep up or you deserve to close down

Wolfnipplechips 18-06-2018 08:44 AM

Shops that have a minimum card transaction value.

Maidstoned Eagle 18-06-2018 09:00 AM

Shops that assume everyone carries their cards with them everywhere.

ceeby 18-06-2018 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 14297064)
That Cadbury had the audacity to discontinue the Fuse Bar. *****.

Agreed, and going back further the Cabana bar, a Bounty with cherries and caramel in it, what were they thinking stopping that? Cunce...

Mr Gauloise 18-06-2018 09:58 AM

Other commuters

Purepalace 18-06-2018 10:03 AM

The gospel choir, accompanied by a beatboxer, on Sky Sports News performing World in Motion.

Reps AJ 18-06-2018 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14297155)
Whats a home page and why should we care that there isnt one?

It was the thing that kept all the HOLers out. See what's happened since its been gone

Maidstoned Eagle 18-06-2018 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 14297248)
It was the thing that kept all the HOLers out. See what's happened since its been gone

What? What's happened?

Maidstoned Eagle 18-06-2018 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ceeby (Post 14297219)
Agreed, and going back further the Cabana bar, a Bounty with cherries and caramel in it, what were they thinking stopping that? Cunce...

That sounds like cat vomit in a wrapper

Isle of Wight 18-06-2018 11:17 AM

Advertisers that call things "Distressed Chic" rather than "In a Shit state"

Socrates 18-06-2018 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14297177)
Shops that assume everyone carries their cards with them everywhere.

Local Authority parking payable only by card. With a special mention for those ***** in Kensington & Chelsea who make you pay by phone and then charge a transaction fee.

nathe 18-06-2018 12:18 PM

People who don't believe in Spiritualism

thefox 18-06-2018 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nathe (Post 14297381)
People who don't believe in Spiritualism

He's back !

nathe 18-06-2018 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14297391)
He's back !

:hi::hi::hi:

Missed me?

nathe 18-06-2018 12:37 PM

Just relised it been over 2 years since ive been on here.

How time flies

PALACEWU 18-06-2018 12:42 PM

Prison?

andyocpfc 18-06-2018 12:51 PM

Things that annoy you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by nathe (Post 14297403)
Just relised it been over 2 years since ive been on here.

How time flies


You didnít see PK, Trolley, Mat ov etc whilst you on your travels did you Nathe?

nathe 18-06-2018 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andyocpfc (Post 14297418)
You didnít see PK, Trolley, Mat ov etc whilst you on your travels did you Nathe?

Unfortunately not but I have seen Calne Eagle a few times. And randomly met away day eagle on the tube a few months ago

nathe 18-06-2018 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PALACEWU (Post 14297409)
Prison?

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

andyocpfc 18-06-2018 01:35 PM

Why the break, got fed up with the BBS?

nathe 18-06-2018 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andyocpfc (Post 14297465)
Why the break, got fed up with the BBS?

Got fed up and stopped posting but it was only going to be for a couple of months and then life took over.

Split up with the missus. Had to sort out the house. Had to get used to dating again. Met someone else. Turned 40. Dad fell off a ladder and broke his back but luckily fully recovered.

And before I knew it its been over 2 years.

Maidstoned Eagle 18-06-2018 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nathe (Post 14297398)
:hi::hi::hi:

Missed me?

I did, you lanky love god. Xx:love::love:

ExiledStirling 18-06-2018 01:51 PM

Listening to Anne-Marie Trevelyan, Tory MP on teh Daily politics right now.

Not because she is Tory, not because of what she is saying, but because she has a voice that is really grating on me.

nathe 18-06-2018 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14297475)
I did, you lanky love god. Xx:love::love:

So in keeping with this thread. Where are all the old gang? It's annoying that they don't seem to post

Richard 18-06-2018 02:16 PM

Most of them are banned.

(Or have flounced)

smileysmith 18-06-2018 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nathe (Post 14297398)
:hi::hi::hi:

Missed me?

Where have you been?

nathe 18-06-2018 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileysmith (Post 14297522)
Where have you been?

See earlier post. Life took over

nathe 18-06-2018 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard (Post 14297517)
Most of them are banned.

(Or have flounced)

No change then.

So drinkies happen any more?

nathe 18-06-2018 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard (Post 14297517)
Most of them are banned.

(Or have flounced)

We need a flounced and banned list

smileysmith 18-06-2018 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nathe (Post 14297523)
See earlier post. Life took over

Just read. Sorry to read about the bad luck parts.

Hope all is better now. :)

nathe 18-06-2018 02:23 PM

Life is great. How about you?

smileysmith 18-06-2018 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nathe (Post 14297531)
Life is great. How about you?

Well, I went past 40 too, and had kids and became too responsible.

Other than that, all good. :D

nathe 18-06-2018 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14297475)
I did, you lanky love god. Xx:love::love:

I might be out in your neck of the woods in October

Stellavista 18-06-2018 02:54 PM

Hardly any outlet selling a bog-standard ham or cheese roll anymore. I don't want it in a baguette. I'm not f*cking French.

elgin eagle 18-06-2018 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14297584)
Hardly any outlet selling a bog-standard ham or cheese roll anymore. I don't want it in a baguette. I'm not f*cking French.

Theres one on waterloo street in glasgow. Granted thats probably not much help.

Stellavista 18-06-2018 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14297600)
Theres one on waterloo street in glasgow. Granted thats probably not much help.

It's the thought that counts...:p

elgin eagle 18-06-2018 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14297608)
It's the thought that counts...:p

I can give it to someone on the train and you can collect it in Euston ;)

davech 18-06-2018 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14297600)
Theres one on waterloo street in glasgow. Granted thats probably not much help.

Are they deep-fried? :D

elgin eagle 18-06-2018 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davech (Post 14297617)
Are they deep-fried? :D

Glaswegians? :D

brighton_eagle 18-06-2018 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nathe (Post 14297506)
So in keeping with this thread. Where are all the old gang? It's annoying that they don't seem to post

:hi::hi:

Maidstoned Eagle 18-06-2018 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nathe (Post 14297540)
I might be out in your neck of the woods in October

Piss off, we're shut.

Sick Bucket 18-06-2018 06:51 PM

Mark ******* Lawrenson, the miserable, whingy, whiny tosser, draining all the joy and excitement out of every game he commentates on.


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