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Worksop Palace 06-10-2018 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14453587)
And yet the team has shown even more of it since his absence.

That, my dear old thing, is but mere coincidence

PauLo 06-10-2018 09:09 AM

Murray threads being bumped every time he scores. Pining for a Brighton player? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED.

strawberry mivi 06-10-2018 09:11 AM

Singing with the Holmesdale choir invisibule?

Brummie Allan 06-10-2018 09:37 AM

Having vivid dreams about waking up late for the train and when I get on it it's full of Yam Yam (Wolves) fans and on the way home it's full of happy Yam Yam fans, then I wake up annoyed and need a sleep!

Worksop Palace 06-10-2018 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brumie Allan (Post 14453624)
Having vivid dreams about waking up late for the train and when I get on it it's full of Yam Yam (Wolves) fans and on the way home it's full of happy Yam Yam fans, then I wake up annoyed and need a sleep!

Thereís a feckin good chance that dream will become reality later

Little Fozzie 06-10-2018 03:07 PM

Meyer on the bench annoys me greatly

Hedgehog 06-10-2018 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14453584)
Would you prefer abject disinterest?

Basically... Yes.

LN1 06-10-2018 04:00 PM

COYP

https://i.imgur.com/hTpI43W.jpg

LN1 06-10-2018 04:53 PM

Me posting in the wrong forum!!!

Maidstoned Eagle 06-10-2018 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14453589)
That, my dear old thing, is but mere coincidence

Yes sweetheart, of course it is.

Brummie Allan 06-10-2018 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14453625)
Thereís a feckin good chance that dream will become reality later

Bollocks just Bollocks

Worksop Palace 06-10-2018 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brumie Allan (Post 14455647)
Bollocks just Bollocks

:rolleyes:

Maidstoned Eagle 07-10-2018 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14454014)
Basically... Yes.

What a shame.

macstar 07-10-2018 02:23 PM

The amount of airtime Sky keep giving to smug Craig Bellamy.

Such a smackable face.

LN1 07-10-2018 05:25 PM

Some of this week's annoyances:

An old but goody. People who press a lift call button and think it's an empty lift just for them.

People around you who talk or give running commentaries during (seated) concerts.

After decades of car insurance finding out that saying your car is kept in a locked garage is actually more expensive than saying it's left on the driveway overnight.

Joe85 07-10-2018 05:54 PM

I ******* hate Samsung. What an odious company. I'm trying to register my product for the 5 year warranty that was promised when i bought it.

Their website is slick as **** when it wants to sell you something but as soon as you go the 5 year warranty promotion page, it becomes slow and laborious to use. Some functions need to be refreshed a few to times before they work.

You can tell the whole thing is designed to either make you quit the page in a huff or trick you into thinking you've registered when in fact the page has crashed.

Horrible, horrible *****.

cappuccinoeagle 07-10-2018 09:15 PM

Stacey Dooley
Chav estuary voice overs on TV programmes and adverts ie KFC

FORZA SELHURST 07-10-2018 09:25 PM

I actually quite like Dooley, when you break it down she's actually quite good at what she does and is not afraid to put herself in the path of danger. I can understand why people might find her a bit annoying though.

cappuccinoeagle 07-10-2018 09:39 PM

Yes, fair dos to Dooley for her documentaries- itís her appearances on Strictly which I sporadically catch, that grind my gears.
Good artists who sell out and do crap movie themes - specifically Aerosmith and Joe Cocker.

art malice 08-10-2018 01:00 AM

‘On point’

Fvck on.

Olympian2 08-10-2018 03:19 AM

People who pompously state ‘You heard it here first’.

And people who provide their opinion & then state ‘FACT.’

Hedgehog 08-10-2018 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14455990)
What a shame.


If it was sincere Iím all for it.

CT_Palace 08-10-2018 03:42 AM

ESPN Latin America
NFL Redzone is ad free on US ESPN.
Never mind that ESPN cannot seem to sell even one second of ad space in Latin America (which is odd in itself, but not necessarily annoying) they still have to pollute their programming with ad breaks which are actually promotional breaks for ESPN and specific ESPN up and coming shows. But as NFL Redzome itself doesn't have ad breaks, they just randomly break onto the live show.
Why? I mean if they had to show revenue earning adverts I could just about accept it, but just to repeat the same monotonous and superfluous ESPN ads over and over all afternoon is bloody annoying.

Slimbloke'H' 08-10-2018 05:41 AM

Insomnia. I ******* hate you. :grrr:

Adlerhorst 08-10-2018 08:03 AM

Mrs Adlerhorst: hey, it’s 6am
Me: urrrghhh
Mrs Adlerhorst: didn’t you have a flight at 7?
Me: ****!

That was expensive.

Maidstoned Eagle 08-10-2018 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 14457043)
Mrs Adlerhorst: hey, itís 6am
Me: urrrghhh
Mrs Adlerhorst: didnít you have a flight at 7?
Me: ****!

That was expensive.

Oops. Is the alarm Russian?

TWOSEAT EAGLE 09-10-2018 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slimbloke'H' (Post 14457030)
Insomnia. I ******* hate you. :grrr:

Look on the bright side.....its only three more sleeps till Christmas :D::p

I know what you mean though, I often go through bouts of it.

thefox 09-10-2018 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORZA SELHURST (Post 14456866)
I actually quite like Dooley, when you break it down she's actually quite good at what she does and is not afraid to put herself in the path of danger. I can understand why people might find her a bit annoying though.

Yes her documentary on 'yabba' was ...well complete bollocks.
Maybe she could have started with learning how that its 2 words and how to say it. Yaah (drug/medicine) Baah (mad).

Worksop Palace 09-10-2018 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 14457043)
Mrs Adlerhorst: hey, itís 6am
Me: urrrghhh
Mrs Adlerhorst: didnít you have a flight at 7?
Me: ****!

That was expensive.

Elgin sneaked into your house and changed the alarm time ?

PhuketEagle 09-10-2018 02:51 PM

People puffing out their chests saying "So here's what it is" (usually self-obsessed Americans who have an opinion they're going to force on you & not listen to your reply, as it DEFINITELY has no value).
Assholes!

EagleSE24 09-10-2018 06:09 PM

People using loud hailers.

We just had a fire drill at work. The fire marshalls were using loud hailers to provide updates. They either didn't put their mouth near enough to it, in which case all it did was muffle their already weedy voices. Or it just distorted their voice. Either way they couldn't be understood.

PIE "N" MASH 09-10-2018 08:42 PM

Hermes,loosing my bloody parcel.First and last time I will be using them.Can't get to speak to anyone either,all e-mails which are taking to long:wallbash::wallbash:

WLYWLYAWYPWF 09-10-2018 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Olympian2 (Post 14457017)
People who pompously state ‘You heard it here first’.

And people who provide their opinion & then state ‘FACT.’

People who constantly reply I know to whatever you say. Usually Scottish people.

Well yeah you f*cking know now!! :grrr:

3 Beers at HT 10-10-2018 10:09 AM

Sports teams celebrating any achievement as a contest in its own right, usually adorned with pre-emptive, bad-karma-inducing 'Champions' shirts/flags etc.

Maidstoned Eagle 10-10-2018 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 14458895)
Hermes,loosing my bloody parcel.First and last time I will be using them.Can't get to speak to anyone either,all e-mails which are taking to long:wallbash::wallbash:

I just go direct to their store and buy my silk scarves. And the personal service is a dream.

evvo111 10-10-2018 10:31 AM

Little dogs yelping all night. Send them all to Korea.

Maidstoned Eagle 10-10-2018 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evvo111 (Post 14459186)
Little dogs yelping all night. Send them all to Korea.

Buy an ultrasonic dog trainer and blast the little ****ers. Its what i did.

evvo111 10-10-2018 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14459273)
Buy an ultrasonic dog trainer and blast the little ****ers. Its what i did.

I live in the Rhondda valleys so the landscape kind of keeps the noise in and could be coming from anywhere. There is also an owl that makes a heck of a racket but that is wild so I can forgive that. Perhaps it's the owners of he dog that should be sent away.

Maidstoned Eagle 10-10-2018 02:42 PM

If you're in the Rhondda, then maybe the dogs are making yelps of passion.....

keltic eagle 10-10-2018 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 14458895)
Hermes,loosing my bloody parcel.First and last time I will be using them.Can't get to speak to anyone either,all e-mails which are taking to long:wallbash::wallbash:

Check your bins. Seriously

keltic eagle 10-10-2018 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evvo111 (Post 14459186)
Little dogs yelping all night. Send them all to Korea.

Do you live next door to Elgin?

evvo111 10-10-2018 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keltic eagle (Post 14459391)
Do you live next door to Elgin?

:supergrin:

Isle of Wight 11-10-2018 11:14 PM

Plastic packaging. I always did the glass, plastic bottles, tins recycling but since blue planet have got very anal about sorting everything. There is bloody tones of it, sweet wrappers, crisp wrappers, Cheese in little pots frozen trays. There isn't anything that isn't made from the stuff. Luckily on the IOW its one of the best for plastic recycling so its worthwhile but half of it is needless. For example why when you buy fresh bread do you need a layer of plastic to act as a window??? Why not make it all of paper? Kit kats used to be paper and foil now its plastic.

Salad_Burnet 11-10-2018 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhuketEagle (Post 14458557)
People puffing out their chests saying "So here's what it is" (usually self-obsessed Americans who have an opinion they're going to force on you & not listen to your reply, as it DEFINITELY has no value).
Assholes!

Are you in trouble, mate? Do you want me to contact the British consulate?

Salad_Burnet 11-10-2018 11:21 PM

The prog rock thread being active this evening on the BBS.

Dorking .Eagle 11-10-2018 11:32 PM

Whoever writes some of the articles on the Palace website:

This December we welcome back to Selhurst Park some of the heroes from Palace’s final day win over Sheffield Wednesday in the 2009/10 season

(it was a 2-2 draw)

cappuccinoeagle 12-10-2018 03:00 AM

The puke inducing Trump Kanye love in

Isle of Wight 12-10-2018 02:58 PM

The negativity around Palace at the moment. Benteki, Sorlot, Wickham, HFanatics and the seat moving. It’s all a bit Meh

elgin eagle 12-10-2018 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keltic eagle (Post 14459391)
Do you live next door to Elgin?

Actually he used to. Well a mile away anyway. Near enough to hear them probably.

BERT'S HEAD 12-10-2018 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14461889)
Actually he used to. Well a mile away anyway. Near enough to hear them probably.

Are you back now with all powers restored ?

davech 12-10-2018 04:15 PM

Royal weddings.

Joe85 12-10-2018 11:32 PM

Calculus. What an utterly pointless, pretentious, *****trick load of old ******* bollocks.

I'm done.

PT109 13-10-2018 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 14462542)
Calculus. What an utterly pointless, pretentious, *****trick load of old ******* bollocks.

I'm done.

Philistines

Hedgehog 13-10-2018 02:33 AM

Plastic Cling Wrap... Why does it stick to everything except the food container you are trying to cover?

Wayne Andrews is God 13-10-2018 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14461798)
The negativity around Palace at the moment. Benteki, Sorlot, Wickham, HFanatics and the seat moving. Itís all a bit Meh

The term Ďmehí makes me cringe everytime I read it on the BBS.

elgin eagle 13-10-2018 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BERT'S HEAD (Post 14461893)
Are you back now with all powers restored ?

A bit like Jack Nicholson in 'one flew over thr cuckoos nest' mate :p

thefox 13-10-2018 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14462639)
Plastic Cling Wrap... Why does it stick to everything except the food container you are trying to cover?

Maybe you try cling film instead.

FORZA SELHURST 13-10-2018 02:49 PM

Another driving one: When driving a land rover or other large 4x4 down a narrow country lane certain cars opposing direction will drive straight at you without decelerating to force you to veer on to the grass verge. Don't get me wrong it's also annoying the other way round when a typical school run type just sits in the middle of the road, it's an off road vehicle FFS but that's just the behaviour of arseholes. I'm happy to go off road a bit but the kamikaze thing gets on my tits, happened to me twice earlier today and I was only driving for about 15 minutes or so total.

cantspell 13-10-2018 03:20 PM

Today I was coming off the roundabout off the a22 and beginning the climb towards narrow lane and a 4 by 4 coming the other way was in the middle of the road haring it down

BERT'S HEAD 13-10-2018 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14462681)
A bit like Jack Nicholson in 'one flew over thr cuckoos nest' mate :p

Glad to hear it (apart from the ending of course ) :p

Coastal Palace 13-10-2018 04:30 PM

I may have mentioned this earlier but I don't remember if I did...

The Nationwide ad with the girl and her gay mate.

'I can call you at 3 in the morning so I can share sunrises with you.'

Try calling me at 3 in the morning and I'll work your Nationwide savings book up your pipe.

Or go on a killing spree.

Maidstoned Eagle 13-10-2018 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14462681)
A bit like Jack Nicholson in 'one flew over thr cuckoos nest' mate :p

You've had a 2nd lobotomy?

Hedgehog 13-10-2018 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14462856)
Maybe you try cling film instead.

One man's wrap is another man's film... you say tomahto, I say tomayto.

https://jpg.rocklandkosher.com/conte...ap-100-ft.jpeg

elgin eagle 13-10-2018 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14463080)
You've had a 2nd lobotomy?

Not yet. Still at the 'pretending I've had the first one' stage Baldy.

Maybe the next banning will see me go doolaly bananas, but for now, I'm as sane as you.

elgin eagle 13-10-2018 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BERT'S HEAD (Post 14463042)
Glad to hear it (apart from the ending of course ) :p

:p

Nice to have friends with hair.

strawberry mivi 13-10-2018 08:26 PM

Jack Whitehall.
He really is an annoying pretentious twat.

Joe85 13-10-2018 08:46 PM

The ***** who think its a good idea to endorse other ***** prancing around a ball room by watching them on the TV.

*****.

Coastal Palace 13-10-2018 09:35 PM

Glory hunting wankers that try to justify themselves but telling you that their dad/grandad/whoever was also a glory hunter.

So that's alright then.

palacemetros 14-10-2018 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 14463035)
Today I was coming off the roundabout off the a22 and beginning the climb towards narrow lane and a 4 by 4 coming the other way was in the middle of the road haring it down

Buy and drive a battered 1990s Volvo 850 estate.

They soon slow down!

W*nkers!

davech 14-10-2018 12:18 AM

Claudia Winkleman in those Head and Shoulders ads.





No, scrap that. Just Claudia Winkelman.

LN1 14-10-2018 12:36 AM

The National Lottery 'Fisherman' add. Trawler man returns home to find what appears to be a 'Dear John' letter in an empty house then runs off down the street to find his missus has moved them into a slighty better house down the road. Trawler man seeems midly elated that they just happened to win the lottery while he was away as if it was expected to happen sometime.

Would be more convincing if I'd won anything since they upped it to two quid :frown:

dim 14-10-2018 12:51 AM

Misquotes in the papers...like this from the telegraph....about Anjem Chaudry....:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...s-ever-placed/

"Harry Fletcher, a probation union official and now director of the victims’ rights campaign, said: “All prisoners are subject to licence conditions but because he was convicted of terrorism offences they will be particularly rigorous in this case.

“They will restrict his movements, his use of the internet, who he can associate with and even where he can go.

“But police and probation also have a duty of care to him and will have to ensure he is provoked or attacked. Obviously this all comes with associated costs.

cappuccinoeagle 14-10-2018 01:41 AM

The numb nuts actor in the Plusnet adverts.

Hedgehog 14-10-2018 03:44 AM

Having to wait 7 weeks for a doctors appointment! This is America FFS... not the NHS!

Hedgehog 14-10-2018 03:51 AM

Going to an expensive restaurant and the waiters are pretentious wankers who make you feel like you should have entered through the tradesman's entrance!

Hedgehog 14-10-2018 04:15 AM

I'm not sure why, but this whole Richard Quest report on the longest flight annoys me...

https://www.cnn.com/videos/travel/20...ravel-orig.cnn

The guy is not my favourite to begin with.... 2 x carry on-roll aways... taking all 3 meals... glad I was not on this flight near him!

CT_Palace 14-10-2018 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14463569)
I'm not sure why, but this whole Richard Quest report on the longest flight annoys me...

https://www.cnn.com/videos/travel/20...ravel-orig.cnn

The guy is not my favourite to begin with.... 2 x carry on-roll aways... taking all 3 meals... glad I was not on this flight near him!

I know Singapore Airlines want to get as much publicity as possible, but I don't get all the fuss. It's just a new plane. This route existed before, it's nothing new.
I flew it many times. Used to be exclusively business class but now has a premium economy cabin too.

Hedgehog 14-10-2018 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 14464018)
I know Singapore Airlines want to get as much publicity as possible, but I don't get all the fuss. It's just a new plane. This route existed before, it's nothing new.
I flew it many times. Used to be exclusively business class but now has a premium economy cabin too.

Interesting. You did it one hop, no refueling stops?

Odd they are making such a big deal of it.

CT_Palace 14-10-2018 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14464032)
Interesting. You did it one hop, no refueling stops?

Odd they are making such a big deal of it.

yep. One hop. It was the 4 engined Airbus A340-500
From wiki:
Quote:

Singapore Airlines used this model (initially in a two-class, 181-passenger layout, later in a 100-passenger business-only layout) between early 2004 and late 2013 for its Newark–Singapore nonstop route, SQ 21: an 18-hour, 45-minute "westbound" (really northbound to 130 km (70 nm) abeam the North Pole; then south from there across Russia, Mongolia and People's Republic of China), 18-hour, 30-minute eastbound, 15,344 kilometres (8,285 nmi) journey that was the longest scheduled non-stop commercial flight in the world
They withdrew the route about 5 years ago because of fuel costs (the A340 was fuel hungry apparently) and I was told they were the only operators of that particular A340 variant and as such keeping the planes running was expensive too.

Hedgehog 14-10-2018 08:55 PM

OK - did some research, and got confirmation of your post CT! (Not that I didn't believe you).

It all seems to be a matter of semantics, and elaboration of the truth!

From USA Today:

Quote:

The new flight marks Singapore’s return to the New York market with a non-stop flight.

Singapore Airlines had flown the Newark to Singapore route until 2013, when it phased out the four-engine Airbus A340s it had been using. The four-engine planes weren’t fuel-efficient enough to allow the airline to profitably fly the route. Since then, the airline has served New York with a flight from JFK Airport that stops in Frankfurt.

But Singapore Airlines CEO Goh Choon Phong said in an interview with USA TODAY that he had always hoped to restore the non-stop route.

“Since then, we’ve been trying to see what is a viable way to serve New York non-stop because clearly our customers love the flight,” he said. “We pushed Airbus to come up with a solution.”
Sounds like between the "No Economy" and the fuel efficiency, they are claiming it as ground breaking... nothing to do with the actual non-stop aspect!

PIE "N" MASH 14-10-2018 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14463566)
Having to wait 7 weeks for a doctors appointment! This is America FFS... not the NHS!

3 days for the satellite surgery or 1 week for my own doc,NHS doing ok in Basildon:p

PT109 14-10-2018 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 14464018)
I know Singapore Airlines want to get as much publicity as possible, but I don't get all the fuss. It's just a new plane. This route existed before, it's nothing new.
I flew it many times. Used to be exclusively business class but now has a premium economy cabin too.

Humblebragging

Hedgehog 14-10-2018 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 14464043)
3 days for the satellite surgery or 1 week for my own doc,NHS doing ok in Basildon:p

To be fair, this wait is for a specialist... well a dermatologist anyway. Not like they're out there saving lives (Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode about that!).

I could probably get to see my primary care doctor in a week to 10 days if I had to.

Adlerhorst 14-10-2018 11:45 PM

Getting on the 22.41, and finding out it was the wrong 22.41.

First stop Cambridge. ****ety ****

But then lucked into a member of staff doing the exact same thing and the train making an additional stop at Welwyn to let him off. Just as the slow train to my station pulled up on the adjacent platform. Which all in all was quite fortunate

CP-RJW 15-10-2018 12:02 AM

Food just being worse in Sheffield than it is in London, particularly Chinese.

Stellavista 15-10-2018 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 14464170)
Getting on the 22.41, and finding out it was the wrong 22.41.

First stop Cambridge. ****ety ****

But then lucked into a member of staff doing the exact same thing and the train making an additional stop at Welwyn to let him off. Just as the slow train to my station pulled up on the adjacent platform. Which all in all was quite fortunate

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/...1MzQ@._V1_.jpg

Worksop Palace 15-10-2018 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CP-RJW (Post 14464173)
Food just being worse in Sheffield than it is in London, particularly Chinese.

Where did you go in Sheff mate ?

Little Fozzie 15-10-2018 03:13 PM

Wimbledon's collective bakeries being unable to make anything without burning it

Hedgehog 16-10-2018 11:43 PM

Sitting at home waiting for a phone call which apparently never materialized.

richdeniro 17-10-2018 01:07 AM

Being sat next to someone who eats a Greggs steak bake for breakfast on a packed tube in rush hour.

Maidstoned Eagle 17-10-2018 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richdeniro (Post 14466564)
Being sat next to someone who eats a Greggs steak bake for breakfast on a packed tube in rush hour.

You need the "Things that make you jealous" thread

jaspercpfc 18-10-2018 07:57 PM

How precious society has become - Kleenex is scrapping "Mansize" branding from its tissue boxes after 60 years on the shelves as consumers called it out for being sexist.

Worksop Palace 18-10-2018 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaspercpfc (Post 14468524)
How precious society has become - Kleenex is scrapping "Mansize" branding from its tissue boxes after 60 years on the shelves as consumers called it out for being sexist.

PauLo will be happy at least

Blind_Eagle 18-10-2018 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CP-RJW (Post 14464173)
Food just being worse in Sheffield than it is in London, particularly Chinese.

Try Christchurch, which despite having a large Chinese community, is utterly berift of a decent, nay even reasonable, Chinese restaurant or carry out. :(

Joe85 18-10-2018 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaspercpfc (Post 14468524)
How precious society has become - Kleenex is scrapping "Mansize" branding from its tissue boxes after 60 years on the shelves as consumers called it out for being sexist.

Replacing it instead with "Dunksize"

Blind_Eagle 18-10-2018 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaspercpfc (Post 14468524)
How precious society has become - Kleenex is scrapping "Mansize" branding from its tissue boxes after 60 years on the shelves as consumers called it out for being sexist.

Bloody stupid name for a tissue when you consider males arenít physically bigger or tend to have larger lung capacity than some other genders.

Iíd propose ĎGender Neutral, Fat Bastard, Size Tissuesí as a suitable alternative name.

Joe85 18-10-2018 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14468635)
Bloody stupid name for a tissue when you consider males arenít physically bigger or tend to have larger lung capacity than some other genders.

Iíd propose ĎGender Neutral, Fat Bastard, Size Tissuesí as a suitable alternative name.

That's fat shaming, Blind. And, being gender fluid, you've offended my other self.

Twat.

Bizarro 18-10-2018 09:22 PM

My cunit of a neighbour presenting me with a bill of £210 for vets treatment on his dog because it escaped through a hole in my fence and got a little scratched on the railway line.

Blind_Eagle 18-10-2018 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe85 (Post 14468637)
That's fat shaming, Blind. And, being gender fluid, you've offended my other self.

Twat.

Like Iím going to be offended by someone who is incapable of restricting their food intake to the point that they become obese fat fuckers.

If youíre gender fluid, I havenít got a clue whether you were offended before, during or after my post. Let me know exactly when and why and Iíll possibly apologise.

Unless youíre obese of course, in which case come back to me when youíve done something about it. :)

Joe85 18-10-2018 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14468648)
Like Iím going to be offended by someone who is incapable of restricting their food intake to the point that they become obese fat fuckers.

If youíre gender fluid, I havenít got a clue whether you were offended before, during or after my post. Let me know exactly when and why and Iíll possibly apologise.

Unless youíre obese of course, in which case come back to me when youíve done something about it. :)

If it wasn't for all the fat, the rage would be coursing through my veins right now you horrible bastard.


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