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Maz 05-11-2018 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14494481)
I think I'm too young to understand the last page.

Does it bouree you?

elgin eagle 05-11-2018 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aj4england (Post 14493882)
Cpfc under investment , three more quality players and we are a team

An injury to Wilf and we are fooked. Glass half empty today.

Worksop Palace 05-11-2018 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14494502)
An injury to Wilf and we are fooked. Glass half empty today.

You are Worksop Palace and I claim...

Wait....

thefox 05-11-2018 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maz (Post 14494486)
Does it bouree you?

Must do.

cpfc4evandeva 05-11-2018 11:42 AM

Escape Rooms.

I don't get it at all. At work our team has been given £1000 for a night out, there are probably about 20 or so of us who will go (we've invited another team who help us out all the time and they weren't originally included).

I assumed that it would be a given that we would just go out for a meal, and then probably have a few quid left over for a round or two afterwards. But the absolute bellends that I have the misfortune of working with have made all sorts of wanky suggestions - a day at a theme park, go-karting, a track day (with a max budget of £50 each ffs), and now an Escape Room.

My boss is an utter ****, so the idea that I would get locked into a room with him and a bunch of other tools for 'fun'?

**** off.

Bipe 05-11-2018 11:48 AM

We did an escape room thing at work back in the summer. It was all rather complicated, not something I have the urge to do again. When it comes to 'team building' you can't really beat a regular couple of drinks after work in my experience.

cpfc4evandeva 05-11-2018 11:53 AM

That's how I see it. An Escape Room is just so David Brent, and unfortunately, that's my manager all over.

Maidstoned Eagle 05-11-2018 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14494502)
An injury to Wilf and we are fooked. Glass half empty today.

Apparently its the first goal we've scored without Wilf being involved, for 2 years.....things are getting better.

Stellavista 05-11-2018 01:07 PM

People taking copious notes at a very dull seminar, despite having been given a comprehensive document pack and access to online resources. Who are these mugs?

Maz 05-11-2018 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14494645)
People taking copious notes at a very dull seminar, despite having been given a comprehensive document pack and access to online resources. Who are these mugs?

a) something to do.


b) you're more likely to remember things you write down.

Richard 05-11-2018 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maz (Post 14494648)
b) you're more likely to remember things you write down.

To the young readers of the BBS:

Stellavista may appear like a kindly old man, but Maz provides the better advice in this instance.

Maz 05-11-2018 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard (Post 14494686)
To the young readers of the BBS:

Stellavista may appear like a kindly old man, but Maz provides the better advice in this instance.


Stellavista practices to be in the new singing section...


https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XC5fqzKxau8/hqdefault.jpg

Stellavista 05-11-2018 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maz (Post 14494648)
a) something to do.


b) you're more likely to remember things you write down.

Remember things that are already in your delegate pack? :eek:

Maidstoned Eagle 05-11-2018 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14494727)
Remember things that are already in your delegate pack? :eek:

If you write them out yourself, yes.

Stellavista 05-11-2018 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14494761)
If you write them out yourself, yes.

Good Lord.

elgin eagle 05-11-2018 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14494545)
You are Worksop Palace and I claim...

Wait....

:D

I put it down to being 50. Look how grumpy Maidstoned has become. Granted he was never exactly HDeagle before right enough.

COYM

thefox 05-11-2018 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14494645)
People taking copious notes at a very dull seminar, despite having been given a comprehensive document pack and access to online resources. Who are these mugs?

Girly swots.

macstar 05-11-2018 07:28 PM

BBC Weatherman Schafernaker's jovial matey delivery. Just get on with the weather, Cheeseball!

Nostrils 05-11-2018 07:42 PM

Caster sugar on jammy doughnuts. When did this start, and whose ******* idea was it? I thought it was a one off, but nobody seem to use granulated anymore. This country is going down the pan rapidly.

Stellavista 05-11-2018 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14494481)
I think I'm too young to understand the last page.

http://www.tullpress.com/images/741.jpg

thefox 05-11-2018 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14495030)

Is it Maz ?

macstar 05-11-2018 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 14495015)
Caster sugar on jammy doughnuts. When did this start, and whose ******* idea was it? I thought it was a one off, but nobody seem to use granulated anymore. This country is going down the pan rapidly.

oh lordy! 100% agree. Gets my goat.

CP-RJW 05-11-2018 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14494645)
People taking copious notes at a very dull seminar, despite having been given a comprehensive document pack and access to online resources. Who are these mugs?

:hi:

CP-RJW 05-11-2018 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14494861)
Girly swots.

:p

art malice 05-11-2018 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14495030)

Is it George from George and Mildred?

dim 05-11-2018 09:54 PM

People who think burning a replica Grenfell is a laugh. There are no words.

Worksop Palace 05-11-2018 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dim (Post 14495107)
People who think burning a replica Grenfell is a laugh. There are no words.

Scum. Simple as

cranesparkeagle 05-11-2018 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cpfc4evandeva (Post 14494574)
That's how I see it. An Escape Room is just so David Brent, and unfortunately, that's my manager all over.

Just be happy they wont have tou swimming under boatsin the NorthSea or something like that. Whats an escape room?

OLD BASING EAGLE 05-11-2018 11:27 PM

The dirty scumbags who stole 3 poppy collection boxes from the 84 year old veteran Coldstream guard in my local town. I have met him a couple of times and he really is a quiet humble man. He does 10 hours a day in the town centre in all weathers. If I got my hands on them they wouldn’t be doing anything like that again.

Worksop Palace 05-11-2018 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OLD BASING EAGLE (Post 14495212)
The dirty scumbags who stole 3 poppy collection boxes from the 84 year old veteran Coldstream guard in my local town. I have met him a couple of times and he really is a quiet humble man. He does 10 hours a day in the town centre in all weathers. If I got my hands on them they wouldn’t be doing anything like that again.

Jesus wept

How are these wankers dragged up ?

Bet they would run a mile up against someone of their own age. Scummers.
Hope they get a good hiding

elgin eagle 05-11-2018 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14495229)
Jesus wept

How are these wankers dragged up ?

Bet they would run a mile up against someone of their own age. Scummers.
Hope they get a good hiding

This.

What's the name of the town?

dim 05-11-2018 11:57 PM

https://www.basingstokegazette.co.uk...-boxes-stolen/

https://www.basingstokegazette.co.uk...al-box-thefts/
Scum of the earth.

OLD BASING EAGLE 06-11-2018 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14495229)
Jesus wept

How are these wankers dragged up ?

Bet they would run a mile up against someone of their own age. Scummers.
Hope they get a good hiding

Heads up. Just been told that three suspects have been arrested. A man and woman in their twenties and a man in his fifties.

Hedgehog 06-11-2018 03:10 AM

These modern energy efficient florescent bulbs that say on the packaging that they last 9 years... I seem to be forever changing the ones in our kitchen every couple of years.

FORZA SELHURST 06-11-2018 03:57 AM

You're better off with LEDs in any case.

elgin eagle 06-11-2018 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14495106)
Is it George from George and Mildred?

:D

Hes had a hair transplant. Taken years off him.

Il Padrino 06-11-2018 10:17 AM

Smoking a fag in the street and the some scroat appears and asks ‘do you smoke weed bruv?’

andyocpfc 06-11-2018 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Il Padrino (Post 14495382)
Smoking a fag in the street and the some scroat appears and asks ‘do you smoke weed bruv?’


I got called 'bruv' yesterday by some Bulgarian. Why do everyone call everyone Bruv these days?!Even the Palace players are at it on social media to each other.

Wolfnipplechips 06-11-2018 12:54 PM

Leaves.

Maidstoned Eagle 06-11-2018 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14495357)
:D

Hes had a hair transplant. Taken years off him.

Then it all fell out again.

http://www.apexpublishing.co.uk/cove...yregansit2.jpg

Hedgehog 06-11-2018 05:44 PM

Not sure if you have this in The UK, but this new fangled tamper proof aluminium foil seal on tubes of toothpaste.

Really tough to remove when you have just cut your fingernails, and are still half asleep in the morning.

I just did a Google search to see what it is all about, and basically most of the hits were older from "concerned mothers" complaining that their toothpaste band didn't have these seals on them. One wrote that she was concerned her brand didn't have a seal and, "Should she be concerned"!

I'm scratching my head as to how we have survived so long without them! I suspect this is a result of one or two incidences of tampering sometime in the last 100 years by some wacko. This has been added as a CYA by the manufacturers.

Tom's of Maine actually stopped added the seal, saying if the box the tube comes in is sealed that is good enough.... you should see the outcry!

:wallbash:

Fatboy 06-11-2018 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aj4england (Post 14493882)
Cpfc under investment , three more quality players and we are a team

Spending £100m hasn't helped Fulham.

Some would say recent buys/loans haven't been that great - so why give them more to piss up the wall.

Fatboy 06-11-2018 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14495864)
Not sure if you have this in The UK, but this new fangled tamper proof aluminium foil seal on tubes of toothpaste.

Really tough to remove when you have just cut your fingernails, and are still half asleep in the morning.

I just did a Google search to see what it is all about, and basically most of the hits were older from "concerned mothers" complaining that their toothpaste band didn't have these seals on them. One wrote that she was concerned her brand didn't have a seal and, "Should she be concerned"!

I'm scratching my head as to how we have survived so long without them! I suspect this is a result of one or two incidences of tampering sometime in the last 100 years by some wacko. This has been added as a CYA by the manufacturers.

Tom's of Maine actually stopped added the seal, saying if the box the tube comes in is sealed that is good enough.... you should see the outcry!

:wallbash:

There are easier ways of slipping rohypnol to your other half.....
;)

cappuccinoeagle 06-11-2018 11:23 PM

Fireworks on the 6th of November

Hedgehog 07-11-2018 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fatboy (Post 14495880)
There are easier ways of slipping rohypnol to your other half.....
;)

Well she better slip Viagra into mine then!

CT_Palace 07-11-2018 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14495864)
Not sure if you have this in The UK, but this new fangled tamper proof aluminium foil seal on tubes of toothpaste.

Really tough to remove when you have just cut your fingernails, and are still half asleep in the morning.

I just did a Google search to see what it is all about, and basically most of the hits were older from "concerned mothers" complaining that their toothpaste band didn't have these seals on them. One wrote that she was concerned her brand didn't have a seal and, "Should she be concerned"!

I'm scratching my head as to how we have survived so long without them! I suspect this is a result of one or two incidences of tampering sometime in the last 100 years by some wacko. This has been added as a CYA by the manufacturers.

Tom's of Maine actually stopped added the seal, saying if the box the tube comes in is sealed that is good enough.... you should see the outcry!

:wallbash:

just more unwarranted packaging.

bubbs11 07-11-2018 05:45 AM

Brian Cox

Love how science debunks a lot of peoples nonsense and such, but there’s a certainty about that Cox boy that irritates the f**k out of me.

Would love aliens to land and disprove every one of his cast iron theories live on Loose Women or Jeremy Kyle or something. Would LOVE IT!

little al 07-11-2018 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14496255)
Fireworks on the 6th of November

Expect more tonight. Diwali today.

Greetings to all our Indian readers.

Littlecaesar 07-11-2018 11:49 AM

Probably raised before but...

Drivers who think they are helping the environment by leaving huge gaps ahead of them in traffic queues only to back up the queue further behind them.

thefox 07-11-2018 12:29 PM

Men on the beach wearing 'peedos trying to make eye contact with you.

Coastal Palace 07-11-2018 12:54 PM

Going back to the car wash thing, people that drive into an automated car wash and then go to the shop to get a car wash token.

Get a token first and then drive to the car wash.

Ignorant c*nts!

Maidstoned Eagle 07-11-2018 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Littlecaesar (Post 14497227)
Probably raised before but...

Drivers who think they are helping the environment by leaving huge gaps ahead of them in traffic queues only to back up the queue further behind them.

Maybe they're leaving a safety gap in case of a rear end shunt.

the digger 08-11-2018 03:22 PM

Waiting in a long queue and another till opens up. The majority of the queue show a level of decorum and remain in line joining whichever till becomes available first. But, you guessed it, some self-important wanker decides she doesn't need to wait in line and starts a new one in front of the second till. Mayhem ensues.

Isle of Wight 08-11-2018 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14498702)
Waiting in a long queue and another till opens up. The majority of the queue show a level of decorum and remain in line joining whichever till becomes available first. But, you guessed it, some self-important wanker decides she doesn't need to wait in line and starts a new one in front of the second till. Mayhem ensues.

Aldi or Lidl’s ?

Littlecaesar 08-11-2018 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14497332)
Maybe they're leaving a safety gap in case of a rear end shunt.

What, of six car lengths?

Maidstoned Eagle 08-11-2018 05:49 PM

Yep

misspurcell 08-11-2018 05:51 PM

As a primary school teacher.

"Miss can I go to the toilet" I don't know why they bother asking, I always say no.

Reps AJ 08-11-2018 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Littlecaesar (Post 14498773)
What, of six car lengths?

Depends on the speed you are travelling at and the weather and road conditions

This is from the RAC

https://d1ix0byejyn2u7.cloudfront.ne..._distances.jpg

the digger 08-11-2018 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14498772)
Aldi or Lidl’s ?

Cineworld.

cappuccinoeagle 08-11-2018 11:48 PM

The workmen next door who thought it was OK to use my refuse bins for their rubbish.

Croydon Council who still haven’t picked up the old small bins they said they were picking up late September.

bubbs11 09-11-2018 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14495864)
Not sure if you have this in The UK, but this new fangled tamper proof aluminium foil seal on tubes of toothpaste.

Really tough to remove when you have just cut your fingernails, and are still half asleep in the morning.

I just did a Google search to see what it is all about, and basically most of the hits were older from "concerned mothers" complaining that their toothpaste band didn't have these seals on them. One wrote that she was concerned her brand didn't have a seal and, "Should she be concerned"!

I'm scratching my head as to how we have survived so long without them! I suspect this is a result of one or two incidences of tampering sometime in the last 100 years by some wacko. This has been added as a CYA by the manufacturers.

Tom's of Maine actually stopped added the seal, saying if the box the tube comes in is sealed that is good enough.... you should see the outcry!

:wallbash:

What is it with your Corn Flakes packets as well? Swear they were welded together using super glue.

Hedgehog 09-11-2018 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 14499183)
What is it with your Corn Flakes packets as well? Swear they were welded together using super glue.

Did you ever do the pulling apart thing where it finally burst open and the flakes go all over the floor!

Done it myself more than once!

CT_Palace 09-11-2018 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 14499183)
What is it with your Corn Flakes packets as well? Swear they were welded together using super glue.

obviously made by the same packaging company that makes the boxes for clingfilm. :veryangry

bubbs11 09-11-2018 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14499197)
Did you ever do the pulling apart thing where it finally burst open and the flakes go all over the floor!

Done it myself mote than once!

Yes :sob:

Even the next few times it still ripped too far that a lot of flakes would escape into the box and then become uselessly stale over time.

Maidstoned Eagle 09-11-2018 07:34 AM

Dont you people own a pair of scissors?

elgin eagle 09-11-2018 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14499246)
Dont you people own a pair of scissors?

:)

Tupperware containers are the future baldy.

Jack Daniels 09-11-2018 09:35 AM

Fireworks that will happen tonight and tomorrow. I'd happily light the rocket if it was stuck up their arse. Guy Fawkes was THE 5th you ignorant coints!!

simplex 09-11-2018 10:10 AM

Trying to pickle some bits of veg so was squeezing a bottle of vinegar into a jug and the plastic bung in the end with the hole in decided to blast out of the bottle emptying it instantly and covering the kitchen with vinegar.. lots of swearing

WorthingEagle 09-11-2018 11:13 AM

The sort of people who when treats are brought into the office, eat the fruit instead of a cream cake or doughnut. Get over yourself and wolf a sodding éclair down.

Maidstoned Eagle 09-11-2018 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14499260)
:)

Tupperware containers are the future baldy.

You still need to open the packs to put the stuff into the Tupperware, stubbles.

Worksop Palace 09-11-2018 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14499919)
You still need to open the packs to put the stuff into the Tupperware, stubbles.

Yes. But, of course, it doesn’t matter how you open the packs then does it because you won’t be resealing it.

D’ya get mi bruv init ?

Custard Pie 09-11-2018 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14499197)
Did you ever do the pulling apart thing where it finally burst open and the flakes go all over the floor!

Done it myself mote than once!

Worse than that are Weetabix. Trying to tear the paper they come in without getting the crumbly little twats everywhere is damn near impossible.

And, while I'm on - how many hours of my life am I going to waste, waiting for hot water to finally appear out of the hot tap?

Hedgehog 09-11-2018 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14499246)
Dont you people own a pair of scissors?

Don't be so bloody civilized! :rolleyes:

thefox 09-11-2018 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14499197)
Did you ever do the pulling apart thing where it finally burst open and the flakes go all over the floor!

Done it myself more than once!

Confirmation the moon landing was faked.

Hedgehog 09-11-2018 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14499951)
Confirmation the moon landing was faked.

We can put a man on the moon, but we can't open a packet of Corn Flakes... I see your point. :p

elgin eagle 09-11-2018 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14499923)
Yes. But, of course, it doesn’t matter how you open the packs then does it because you won’t be resealing it.

D’ya get mi bruv init ?

Tell him moany. They wont go stale in a few seconds will they.

Hedgehog 09-11-2018 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 14499183)
What is it with your Corn Flakes packets as well? Swear they were welded together using super glue.

You can add to this, undoing lids on jam jars, pickle jars etc..

We even have one of them grip tongs things and struggled to open them.

God knows how little old ladies are supposed to open them?

Purepalace 09-11-2018 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14499978)
Tell him moany. They wont go stale in a few seconds will they.

Roll the top sellotape down bish bosh bash job done. None of that plastic box feckery.

Think of the planet.

bubbs11 09-11-2018 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14499246)
Dont you people own a pair of scissors?

That would admit defeat.

elgin eagle 09-11-2018 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purepalace (Post 14500069)
Roll the top sellotape down bish bosh bash job done. None of that plastic box feckery.

Think of the planet.

:)

Sellotape sounds too annoying. Chuck em in the container, still nice 12 months later.

Big Gav 09-11-2018 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14497277)
Men on the beach wearing 'peedos trying to make eye contact with you.

Can't say its happened to me. Does it happen a lot and have you got a handlebar moustache?

Purepalace 09-11-2018 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14500071)
:)

Sellotape sounds too annoying. Chuck em in the container, still nice 12 months later.

I actually remember Tupperware parties being a thing when I was growing up.

Skiddo 10-11-2018 02:21 AM

If doesn’t matter whether it’s the Champions League or Sunday League football but this one really gets on my nerves;

Substitutes, whose first contribution to a match we’ve all spent 65+ minutes watching is to give away a free kick.

They’ve been on the pitch 30 seconds, have no idea of the pace of the game, chase a few shadows then wallop, a clumsy bodycheck and tumble on top of an opposing player and the ref blows for a free kick.

It’s the equivalent of gatecrashing a party, drinking a few drinks that aren’t yours then throwing up everywhere, all in the space of 2 minutes. This party was going great until you turned up, thanks a lot.

thefox 10-11-2018 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14499973)
We can put a man on the moon, but we can't open a packet of Corn Flakes... I see your point. :p

Aren't you a NASA engineer ?

thefox 10-11-2018 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Gav (Post 14500072)
Can't say its happened to me. Does it happen a lot and have you got a handlebar moustache?

It was happening at the time of posting. Creepy white guy walking up and down in front of me in peedos trying to get attention.

Hedgehog 10-11-2018 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14500278)
Aren't you a NASA engineer ?

An urban myth! :supergrin:

thefox 10-11-2018 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14500285)
An urban myth! :supergrin:

There is hope for science then.

Hedgehog 10-11-2018 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14500289)
There is hope for science then.

As I tell people... someone had to clean the toilets...

thefox 10-11-2018 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14500290)
As I tell people... someone had to clean the toilets...

:D

little al 10-11-2018 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14499992)
You can add to this, undoing lids on jam jars, pickle jars etc..

We even have one of them grip tongs things and struggled to open them.

God knows how little old ladies are supposed to open them?

They have the knowledge to gently tap the rim of the jar lid on the counter first.

Worksop Palace 10-11-2018 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 14500531)
They have the knowledge to gently tap the rim of the jar lid on the counter first.

Counter ? You American or summat ?

little al 10-11-2018 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14500562)
Counter ? You American or summat ?

What do you call it.

Worksop Palace 10-11-2018 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 14500565)
What do you call it.

Worktop (not worksop)

SA Eagle 10-11-2018 04:33 PM

The phrase "early doors"

Maidstoned Eagle 10-11-2018 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 14500267)
If doesn’t matter whether it’s the Champions League or Sunday League football but this one really gets on my nerves;

Substitutes, whose first contribution to a match we’ve all spent 65+ minutes watching is to give away a free kick.

They’ve been on the pitch 30 seconds, have no idea of the pace of the game, chase a few shadows then wallop, a clumsy bodycheck and tumble on top of an opposing player and the ref blows for a free kick.

It’s the equivalent of gatecrashing a party, drinking a few drinks that aren’t yours then throwing up everywhere, all in the space of 2 minutes. This party was going great until you turned up, thanks a lot.

Just watch Palace matches, problem solved

elgin eagle 10-11-2018 08:51 PM

Puddles

LN1 10-11-2018 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14501981)
Puddles

Bloody deep ones at Selhurst station footpath!

elgin eagle 10-11-2018 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LN1 (Post 14502005)
Bloody deep ones at Selhurst station footpath!

Like a pack of wildebeest trying to cross it. Can now add soaking feet to soaking everything else. Bring on the 10 hour night bus I say.

cappuccinoeagle 10-11-2018 09:27 PM

Fireworks on the 10th. Presumably chav c units can’t count past 5.

Joe85 10-11-2018 10:15 PM

Halifax having the audacity to insert themselves into the Ghostbusters films.


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