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FrankieBoy 03-05-2016 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maz (Post 12967520)
Why is it that the option you want on those long telephone menus (if you are interested in XX press button XX) is always the last one??? :grrr:

For the same reason you always find things in the last place you look.

Shoreditch CPFC 03-05-2016 02:25 PM

If you get on a train and the middle seat is empty and the fella next to you has quite broad shoulders, don't engage in a pointless battle of trying to squeeze your shoulders in. ****wit. I couldn't think of a witty response either, so stayed silent. Happy to hear suggestions :)

Maidstoned Eagle 03-05-2016 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by robcmitchell (Post 12967581)
If you double their score then that gives you the mark out of 10.

A little tip for you.

**** that, lazy bastards should score movies the same as everyone else

danpalace07 03-05-2016 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12966273)
People who say "Knocked it out of the park" or "Nailed it".

Or "Killed it".

all the women judges on BGT/X Factor then

ConCPFC 03-05-2016 03:55 PM

A Facebook correspondence:

"hey Connor, how you been?"
"Alright mate, you?"
"yeah sweet man. do you think you can get me a ticket for the man utd and palace fa cup final???"

Chocky 03-05-2016 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 12964560)
People who mark movies out of 5 when everyone else marks them out of 10

My film (not 'movies') marks are out of 11.

Maidstoned Eagle 03-05-2016 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12967949)
My film (not 'movies') marks are out of 11.

An 11/11 **** is what you is.

ChaceTheAce 03-05-2016 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ConCPFC (Post 12967820)
A Facebook correspondence:

"hey Connor, how you been?"
"Alright mate, you?"
"yeah sweet man. do you think you can get me a ticket for the man utd and palace fa cup final???"

Had 3 people do this to me so far.

One went to the Semi, but not a palace fan so nah. One was someone i've not spoken to for 6 months but made out like we're still such close mates, and was at least kind enough to spend 10 mins asking whats going on in my life before popping the question. And the other, my old boss, again, someone i haven't spoken to in 7/8 months. Didn't ask me directly. Saw her facebook status asking people to get her 2 tickets for her nephews for the final. She tried ringing me, knew exactly what she was ringing for. Let it ring through to voicemail. "Ring me back please".... I never rang back.

All of em come out the woodwork.

danpalace07 03-05-2016 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChaceTheAce (Post 12967963)
Had 3 people do this to me so far.

One went to the Semi, but not a palace fan so nah. One was someone i've not spoken to for 6 months but made out like we're still such close mates, and was at least kind enough to spend 10 mins asking whats going on in my life before popping the question. And the other, my old boss, again, someone i haven't spoken to in 7/8 months. Didn't ask me directly. Saw her facebook status asking people to get her 2 tickets for her nephews for the final. She tried ringing me, knew exactly what she was ringing for. Let it ring through to voicemail. "Ring me back please".... I never rang back.

All of em come out the woodwork.

they can all ******* do one

Terrace Bickle 03-05-2016 06:20 PM

Fat people who drive to work, never take the stairs, then spend the whole of their lunch hour moaning their diet isn't working. After just polishing off chicken and chips and also never being too far away from some form of cake during their working hours.

Worksop Palace 03-05-2016 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terrace Bickle (Post 12968046)
Fat people who drive to work, never take the stairs, then spend the whole of their lunch hour moaning their diet isn't working. After just polishing off chicken and chips and also never being too far away from some form of cake during their working hours.

Twathouses

Supa Pard 03-05-2016 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terrace Bickle (Post 12968046)
Fat people who drive to work, never take the stairs, then spend the whole of their lunch hour moaning their diet isn't working. After just polishing off chicken and chips and also never being too far away from some form of cake during their working hours.

Mmmm....chicken and chips. And cake.

Yeah I hate them fat c*nts.

V.Meldrew 04-05-2016 02:44 PM

Thick. illiterate lorry drivers.
Delayed my journey into work this morning

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36200939

stevek 04-05-2016 03:58 PM

At first sight the headline is a bit misleading. The lorry hit a Lambeth bridge; not Lambeth Bridge.

elgin eagle 04-05-2016 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12968031)
they can all ******* do one

The right answer. I'd rather give any spare ticket to a stranger who posts on here a lot, than someone who crawls out of the woodwork to target me on bookface.

stevek 04-05-2016 04:07 PM

Given it's one ticket per person, where are all these alleged 'spare tickets' going to come from?

elgin eagle 04-05-2016 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevek (Post 12969485)
Given it's one ticket per person, where are all these alleged 'spare tickets' going to come from?

You may have a family member or neighbour at palace that is unable/doesn't want to attend for whatever reason.

Nostrils 04-05-2016 06:44 PM

Remote controls that require Olympic marksmanship precision to turn the channel over.

FOSSBLOKE 04-05-2016 08:20 PM

Short beer measures in pubs. As I've had a few days off I've been out and around and it seems to be a general policy not to fill the pint glass(I'm a real ale drinker). Five times in the last 3 days I've had to ask for my pint to be topped up...[emoji35]

WLYWLYAWYPWF 04-05-2016 08:49 PM

The sudden insistence within the media of pronouncing the Bernabeu differently to how it's been pronounced for the last f*cking fifty years. F*ck off.

Chocky 04-05-2016 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12969866)
The sudden insistence within the media of pronouncing the Bernabeu differently to how it's been pronounced for the last f*cking fifty years. F*ck off.

It should be pronounced Berna-bay-oo. I'd get the hump if some spic said Selhoost Peyrk.

Benalmadeeeena my arse as well.

Ryan_the_eagle 04-05-2016 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V.Meldrew (Post 12969351)
Thick. illiterate lorry drivers.
Delayed my journey into work this morning

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36200939

This is annoying but occasionally I can find humour in them like this one:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-34026667

Mind you it must be fecking annoying for lorry drivers in South London that you can barely go 500m without finding a low bridge.

Little Fozzie 04-05-2016 11:28 PM

Steve Mcmanaman. **** off

WLYWLYAWYPWF 04-05-2016 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Fozzie (Post 12970185)
Steve Mcmanaman. **** off

I don't mind him. He walked the walk as a player so I'll cut him some slack as a pundit. The only thing wrong with what he says more often than not is his accent. Needs to cut his fecking hair though.

Blind_Eagle 04-05-2016 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12970118)
Benalmadeeeena my arse as well.

Is that a request Chocky?

If so, wrong forum. NSC may be more your (ball) bag.

Santos-er 04-05-2016 11:59 PM

The "Which block are you in at Wembley" thread :( :sob:

Chester 05-05-2016 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terrace Bickle (Post 12968046)
Fat people who drive to work, never take the stairs, then spend the whole of their lunch hour moaning their diet isn't working. After just polishing off chicken and chips and also never being too far away from some form of cake during their working hours.

The first floor of my building holds the Jenny Craig office here. Ive been caught outseveral times mentioning that the fatties should consider walking up the lone flight of stairs to go to their weigh in rather than have me guessing if the maximum weight limit of the lift is close to being compromised.

PhuketEagle 05-05-2016 07:19 AM

It's prostate cancer, not PROSTRATE! FFS! (see worst ad on TV thread). Please look up words in dic u dic. (I know I spelt dick wrong, it was a play on words but he'll get my meaning.)

JJ 05-05-2016 07:22 AM

I've already covered off Lift Morons on here but yes, f*ckwits that get the lift for 1 floor when there are stairs nearby - whatever their shape/size - really piss me off unless they're somehow incapacitated. It's probably taken them longer to walk to the lift and wait for it to come than taking the stairs would've done.

thefox 05-05-2016 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ (Post 12970346)
I've already covered off Lift Morons on here but yes, f*ckwits that get the lift for 1 floor when there are stairs nearby - whatever their shape/size - really piss me off unless they're somehow incapacitated. It's probably taken them longer to walk to the lift and wait for it to come than taking the stairs would've done.

:lux::lux:

Yep. When you have 2 kids and pushchairs, shopping and these lazy ****wits fill the lift up so you can't use it and stand there looking at you having to manage all this because they are too ******* lazy to use the escalators 20 metres away. You know the things that do the climbing for you. :wallbash::jerkit::wallbash::jerkit::wallbash:

Oh and I nearly forgot, staring into their phones. No you haven't suddenly become attractive to the other people, do you think it's going to change by staring into your phone and seeking attention ??????? :jerkit:

crystaljim 05-05-2016 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ (Post 12970346)
I've already covered off Lift Morons on here but yes, f*ckwits that get the lift for 1 floor when there are stairs nearby - whatever their shape/size - really piss me off unless they're somehow incapacitated. It's probably taken them longer to walk to the lift and wait for it to come than taking the stairs would've done.

Yep, bloody annoying that!

foresthillbilly 05-05-2016 01:18 PM

Bless
Absolutely
Basically
Bespoke
Intrinsically
Essentially

Status update: Got my tickets for the Final,...YAY!

mroakley9 05-05-2016 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ (Post 12970346)
I've already covered off Lift Morons on here but yes, f*ckwits that get the lift for 1 floor when there are stairs nearby - whatever their shape/size - really piss me off unless they're somehow incapacitated. It's probably taken them longer to walk to the lift and wait for it to come than taking the stairs would've done.

Just happened to me twice in the same lift journey FFS. **** these ****ers that are too lazy to take the ******* stairs.

Terrace Bickle 05-05-2016 08:03 PM

The BBC bitesize revision app advert. Does my fecking head in, why can't they just have got a spotty swot with greasy hair to plug it rather than the epileptic fit inducing, full of trendy kids mess it is.

biggus mickus 05-05-2016 08:19 PM

Benalmadeeeena my arse as well.[/QUOTE]

Your arris has been there a few times.

Glen Eagle 05-05-2016 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foresthillbilly (Post 12970959)
Bless
Absolutely
Basically
Bespoke
Intrinsically
Essentially

Status update: Got my tickets for the Final,...YAY!

and
"In terms of:veryangry"

listen to Mark Lawrenson. He cant complete a sentence without using it twice

ElwissAtMemphis 05-05-2016 08:25 PM

The sudden trend of referring to The Republican Party as The GOP. Why have we started doing that? I bet Americans don't talk about The Tories.

Glen Eagle 05-05-2016 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biggus mickus (Post 12971795)
Benalmadeeeena my arse as well.

Your arris has been there a few times.[/QUOTE]

Talking of which I am out there for the Saints game. Any recommendations where the match may be on. I was out there same time last year for the Liverpool away game. Watched it in a bar for of Scousers. When we got the penalty I couldn't resist shouting out 'Let Gerrard take it!'

Nostrils 05-05-2016 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glen Eagle (Post 12971802)
and
"In terms of:veryangry"

listen to Mark Lawrenson. He cant complete a sentence without using it twice

Mr Savage had the same issue on MOTD recently.

Jordan's Jacket 05-05-2016 08:45 PM

Savage can barely complete a sentence that makes any sense. It is distressing that he is allowed anywhere near the BBC

Chocky 05-05-2016 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glen Eagle (Post 12971809)
Your arris has been there a few times.

Talking of which I am out there for the Saints game. Any recommendations where the match may be on. I was out there same time last year for the Liverpool away game. Watched it in a bar for of Scousers. When we got the penalty I couldn't resist shouting out 'Let Gerrard take it!'[/QUOTE]

Your only chance there is The Lounge Bar. They have all games on at 4pm on Saturdays but if everyone is playing at the same time last game of the season it will be hit and miss. Only place I know it's guaranteed to be on is a bar I drink in but it's a 30 euro cab journey from you.

SeanPalace84 05-05-2016 09:02 PM

The missus and her excuses :D

elgin eagle 06-05-2016 12:32 AM

bbc 'news'

mroakley9 06-05-2016 12:51 AM

My hearing. All I want to do is listen to James Blake's new album at an ungodly volume, but my hearing forbids me from ever listening to music at such a volume unfortunately.

Isle of Wight 06-05-2016 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12972186)
bbc 'news'

"Must spread" etc. It is dumbing down on a weekly basis now.

elgin eagle 06-05-2016 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 12972201)
"Must spread" etc. It is dumbing down on a weekly basis now.

I'm sure there must have been a time when they reported without adding political bias or smear, but that time certainly isn't now is it. Think they are having a race to the bottom with sky news.

Stellavista 06-05-2016 01:15 AM

It annoys me that I get more annoyed about stuff as I get older, not less.
Aren't we supposed to mellow with age?

JJ 06-05-2016 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12970962)
Just happened to me twice in the same lift journey FFS. **** these ****ers that are too lazy to take the ******* stairs.

Did you ignore, or register your feelings by making a small but still just about audible sigh and/or look at your watch? I try and do both when the opportunity arises.

Chester 06-05-2016 02:33 AM

unsubscribing from an email list that you some how ended up on and then getting a confirmation email that you have been successfully unsubscribed.

JJ 06-05-2016 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chester (Post 12972261)
unsubscribing from an email list that you some how ended up on and then getting a confirmation email that you have been successfully unsubscribed.

"To unsubscribe, please call this number" - NO!! :veryangry

KYLIE MINEAGLE 06-05-2016 04:30 AM

Westfields.

little al 06-05-2016 05:51 AM

Earphones that keep falling out of my ears.

mroakley9 06-05-2016 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ (Post 12972253)
Did you ignore, or register your feelings by making a small but still just about audible sigh and/or look at your watch? I try and do both when the opportunity arises.

I took a large, audible breath, looked to the ceiling with a face of great discontent and made sure to press the close door button as loudly and forcefully as I could when they departed from the lift, ensuring they knew about the great inconvenience they caused me.

JJ 06-05-2016 06:52 AM

Excellent, excellent.

Joe85 06-05-2016 06:52 AM

The yearning to be rich followed by the realisation that will probably die before retirement.

Worksop Palace 06-05-2016 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12972199)
My hearing. All I want to do is listen to James Blake's new album at an ungodly volume, but my hearing forbids me from ever listening to music at such a volume unfortunately.

May I suggest that anything that stops you listening to James Blake is a good thing ?

Worksop Palace 06-05-2016 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12972213)
I'm sure there must have been a time when they reported without adding political bias or smear, but that time certainly isn't now is it. Think they are having a race to the bottom with sky news.

BBC has been total dogshit for years mate. News, sport, 'drama' et al.

Frankly, they are an embarrassment.

mroakley9 06-05-2016 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12972332)
May I suggest that anything that stops you listening to James Blake is a good thing ?

How dare you! James Blake is a God amongst us mere mortals! I suggest you take that blasphemous tone elsewhere before you are condemned to the deepest depths of hell for the rest of eternity.

Worksop Palace 06-05-2016 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12972342)
How dare you! James Blake is a God amongst us mere mortals! I suggest you take that blasphemous tone elsewhere before you are condemned to the deepest depths of hell for the rest of eternity.

I think you'll find I've already been condemned to that fate for far worse things than thinking James Blake is shite.

Educate yourself in music my young friend. Brian Fallon - Painkillers.

mroakley9 06-05-2016 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12972344)
I think you'll find I've already been condemned to that fate for far worse things than thinking James Blake is shite.

Educate yourself in music my young friend. Brian Fallon - Painkillers.

I'm not sure why I thought it'd be a good idea to take a music recommendation from you, but I couldn't get through half of that song. It wasn't an enjoyable experience at all.

Worksop Palace 06-05-2016 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12972355)
I'm not sure why I thought it'd be a good idea to take a music recommendation from you, but I couldn't get through half of that song. It wasn't an enjoyable experience at all.

:eek:

To be expected. If you like James Blake then there's probably no helping you. :p

Glen Eagle 06-05-2016 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12971856)
Talking of which I am out there for the Saints game. Any recommendations where the match may be on. I was out there same time last year for the Liverpool away game. Watched it in a bar full of Scousers. When we got the penalty I couldn't resist shouting out 'Let Gerrard take it!'

Your only chance there is The Lounge Bar. They have all games on at 4pm on Saturdays but if everyone is playing at the same time last game of the season it will be hit and miss. Only place I know it's guaranteed to be on is a bar I drink in but it's a 30 euro cab journey from you.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for that. Is The Lounge Bar in the Harbour Area?

Payroll Legend 06-05-2016 09:58 AM

Daniel Sturridge goal celebration.

Helmet.

saxoneagle 06-05-2016 10:53 AM

People constantly asking how many tickets are left. Why the hell would anyone on here know?

ChaceTheAce 06-05-2016 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payroll Legend (Post 12972525)
Daniel Sturridge goal celebration.

Helmet.

My dad hates him for this reason. I said "you won't be saying that when he scores for England and does it"...

He told me to **** off, hes a ****. Oh. :D

Stellavista 06-05-2016 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChaceTheAce (Post 12972704)
My dad hates him for this reason. I said "you won't be saying that when he scores for England and does it"...

He told me to **** off, hes a ****. Oh. :D

I make your dad right.

elgin eagle 06-05-2016 11:16 AM

Same here. Wavey armed twat.

elgin eagle 06-05-2016 11:55 AM

Answering the door to two reasonably fit women whose first words are 'can I interest you in these words from the book of Matthew'.

adrenalin john 06-05-2016 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12972835)
Answering the door to two reasonably fit women whose first words are 'can I interest you in these words from the book of Matthew'.

go forth and multiply?

mroakley9 06-05-2016 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12972835)
Answering the door to two reasonably fit women whose first words are 'can I interest you in these words from the book of Matthew'.

That's when you whip out your cock and say 'can I interest you in the finest 10 inches Scotland has to offer' and then spin it around like a helicopter

elgin eagle 06-05-2016 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adrenalin john (Post 12972844)
go forth and multiply?

I might have multiplied with one of them but the other one had crazy eyes which suggested she would start babbling in tongues if I kept the door open much longer.

elgin eagle 06-05-2016 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12972849)
That's when you whip out your cock and say 'can I interest you in the finest 10 inches Scotland has to offer' and then spin it around like a helicopter

:D

You never think of those replies until its too late :)

Maidstoned Eagle 06-05-2016 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12972849)
That's when you whip out your cock and say 'can I interest you in the finest 10 inches Scotland has to offer' and then spin it around like a helicopter

How do you know he's got a 10" cock?

elgin eagle 06-05-2016 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 12972861)
How do you know he's got a 10" cock?

It might have been a few years ago :)

Maidstoned Eagle 06-05-2016 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12972868)
It might have been a few years ago :)

But how does he know? Bit weird if you ask me...another man saying you have a 10" willy.

elgin eagle 06-05-2016 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 12972873)
But how does he know? Bit weird if you ask me...another man saying you have a 10" willy.

He might have been to the semi. final.

chrisophiex 06-05-2016 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12972851)
I might have multiplied with one of them but the other one had crazy eyes which suggested she would start babbling in tongues if I kept the door open much longer.


I like the fact that whilst you should have been listening to what wonderful insight that their religion may bring you.... You were probably weighing up if you would go forth and multiply with the one who had crazy eyes :D

elgin eagle 06-05-2016 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12972912)
I like the fact that whilst you should have been listening to what wonderful insight that their religion may bring you.... You were probably weighing up if you would go forth and multiply with the one who had crazy eyes :D

It was a typical male response mate :) When I said I wasn't really interested in all that stuff, I wasn't really expecting them to say 'how about a threesome instead, I'll cover my loony stary eyes with this book' :D

Breaking rocks 06-05-2016 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12972944)
It was a typical male response mate :) When I said I wasn't really interested in all that stuff, I wasn't really expecting them to say 'how about a threesome instead, I'll cover my loony stary eyes with this book' :D

Should have taken them around the back (oo er missus) and shown them your new deck :)

art malice 06-05-2016 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12972944)
It was a typical male response mate :) When I said I wasn't really interested in all that stuff, I wasn't really expecting them to say 'how about a threesome instead, I'll cover my loony stary eyes with this book' :D

If the threesome did then go ahead, there would have been far more mentions of 'God' and 'Jesus' than in any religious conversation you may have had instead.

elgin eagle 06-05-2016 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12972952)
If the threesome did then go ahead, there would have been far more mentions of 'God' and 'Jesus' than in any religious conversation you may have had instead.

This conversation is making me want to drive round the estate and see if they are still about :)

mroakley9 06-05-2016 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 12972861)
How do you know he's got a 10" cock?

Lucky guess

Sick Bucket 06-05-2016 08:42 PM

Saucers.

Whats the ******* point? What do they do? other than make the whole thing unstable and increases the chances of spilling. 2 things to wash up.

Saucers can **** right off.

Nostrils 06-05-2016 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 12973909)
Saucers.

Whats the ******* point? What do they do? other than make the whole thing unstable and increases the chances of spilling. 2 things to watch up.

Saucers can **** right off.

When the tea was too hot, old blokes would poor it into the saucer and slurp it down as it cools quicker that way. Slurping is quite annoying.

Sick Bucket 06-05-2016 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12972912)
I like the fact that whilst you should have been listening to what wonderful insight that their religion may bring you.... You were probably weighing up if you would go forth and multiply with the one who had crazy eyes :D

Well obviously, surely that's normal isn't it?

Sick Bucket 06-05-2016 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 12973921)
When the tea was too hot, old blokes would poor it into the saucer and slurp it down as it cools quicker that way. Slurping is quite annoying.

Filthy slurping bastards, another reason to hate saucers.

Oldtown Eagle 06-05-2016 08:51 PM

:supergrin: Where would we all be without saucers? Civilised people make water that comes out of taps.

Timbo 06-05-2016 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12972951)
Should have taken them around the back (oo er missus) and shown them your new cock:)

You know, the three inch one....

Sick Bucket 06-05-2016 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12972959)
This conversation is making me want to drive round the estate and see if they are still about :)

Yeah but it would only be right to tell them why.

Find out more about this Mathew geezer too, dirty wenches were probably thinking spit roast.

Jim Cannon 06-05-2016 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 12973928)
Filthy slurping bastards, another reason to hate saucers.

And if saucers had never been invented we would not talk about flying saucers either.

elgin eagle 06-05-2016 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 12973943)
Yeah but it would only be right to tell them why.

Find out more about this Mathew geezer too, dirty wenches were probably thinking spit roast.

I suppose I could have interrupted the swivel eyed loon to ask her if their religion embraced free sex and threesomes as part of the conversion process, and maybe suggested she could bring Matthews book with her if she wanted something to read in bed. Instead my feeble brain was only able to come out with 'er, I'm not religious thanks'. Probably a good job in hindsight, as the missus definitely doesn't go in for that sort of shenanigans, and I really want to see the cup final :)

CT_Palace 06-05-2016 10:27 PM

Yodel. Delivery service for M+S.
Website says item delivered (to my Mum's place), she however has received nothing.
Get online and web chat customer service at Yodel.
They need to "interview" the driver at the end of the day to find out where he left the package. What? He doesn't have a phone? You can't call him or send him a text? No, I have to "expect" an email within the next 48 hours.... 48hrs!!
Wankers

mroakley9 07-05-2016 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sick Bucket (Post 12973909)
Saucers.

Whats the ******* point? What do they do? other than make the whole thing unstable and increases the chances of spilling. 2 things to wash up.

Saucers can **** right off.

Here, enjoy this saucer related video:


Worksop Palace 07-05-2016 09:28 AM

Not quite up to Elgins religious threesome but....

Dominos. Robbing bastards. 22 for 2 pizzas (with a 10 off token !) 6 slices from each pizza. 12 slices. Nearly 2 a slice.

**** right off

Nostrils 07-05-2016 02:01 PM

Having a freshly poured beaker of naff 4 vino knocked onto my crutch. Will be getting off the train in 15 minutes for maximum embarrassment.

Supa Pard 07-05-2016 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 12975097)
Having a freshly poured beaker of naff 4 vino knocked onto my crutch. Will be getting off the train in 15 minutes for maximum embarrassment.

Some people would pay more than 4 quid for that!

CT_Palace 07-05-2016 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12974608)
Not quite up to Elgins religious threesome but....

Dominos. Robbing bastards. 22 for 2 pizzas (with a 10 off token !) 6 slices from each pizza. 12 slices. Nearly 2 a slice.

**** right off

So without the 10 quid off voucher they would have cost 32 ?
That's 2.66 a slice :eek::eek:

Chocky 07-05-2016 07:13 PM

Leicester fans clappity clappity shit. Anyone in that stadium clapping with their own hands is a bone fide proper Leicester fan. Anyone with a clappity is a Johnny come lately twat. Even Bocelli didn't have one.

biggus mickus 07-05-2016 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 12973921)
When the tea was too hot, old blokes would poor it into the saucer and slurp it down as it cools quicker that way. Slurping is quite annoying.

To slurp tea, is taste tea, you bloody philistine. I would love to slurp tea next to you, you hateful git.:mad:

biggus mickus 07-05-2016 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12976265)
Leicester fans clappity clappity shit. Anyone in that stadium clapping with their own hands is a bone fide proper Leicester fan. Anyone with a clappity is a Johnny come lately twat. Even Bocelli didn't have one.

Bloody hell that man has a voice. I hear he slurps his tea.


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