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mushroom 28-05-2016 03:08 PM

Jamie and his magic torch

DaveTuttles 28-05-2016 03:16 PM

The European Union

Supa Pard 28-05-2016 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mushroom (Post 13021254)
Jamie and his magic torch

Wordsworth was lovely though.

Nostrils 28-05-2016 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mushroom (Post 13021254)
Jamie and his magic torch

Good choon as well.

ExiledStirling 28-05-2016 03:54 PM

******* up one of the easiest things to make. An omelette :rolleyes::(:veryangry

Worksop Palace 28-05-2016 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 13021310)
******* up one of the easiest things to make. An omelette :rolleyes::(:veryangry

An omelette is easy to make.

A good omelette is not easy to make.

How did it go wrong Cary. Over done ? Don't let it ruin your day fella. Just think this time last week......oh maybe not then :sob:

Nostrils 28-05-2016 04:27 PM

Having a few beers at lunchtime and either needing to sleep, or carry on drinking.

ExiledStirling 28-05-2016 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13021350)
An omelette is easy to make.

A good omelette is not easy to make.

How did it go wrong Cary. Over done ? Don't let it ruin your day fella. Just think this time last week......oh maybe not then :sob:

My fault Rich.... too much filling.. too much water in the tomatoes, and though the taste was that of omelette in just splattered onto the plate in just what was globules of eggy veggie type stuff.

We all know that the joy of a meal is not just the taste but also its visual presentation.

Taste: 7/10
Visual 0/10

Overall experience 2/10.

Last week:

The day as a whole, result excluded 10/10
The result 0/10

Overall experience 8/10 (so proud to be a Palace fan, loving being amongst other Palace fans)

Rather experience last week again than experience my shit omelette again.

Worksop Palace 28-05-2016 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 13021364)
My fault Rich.... too much filling.. too much water in the tomatoes, and though the taste was that of omelette in just splattered onto the plate in just what was globules of eggy veggie type stuff.

We all know that the joy of a meal is not just the taste but also its visual presentation.

Taste: 7/10
Visual 0/10

Overall experience 2/10.

Last week:

The day as a whole, result excluded 10/10
The result 0/10

Overall experience 8/10 (so proud to be a Palace fan, loving being amongst other Palace fans)

Rather experience last week again than experience my shit omelette again.

Chin up mucker. There's always the deep fried mars bar to look forward to later :eek:

ExiledStirling 28-05-2016 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13021366)
Chin up mucker. There's always the deep fried mars bar to look forward to later :eek:

Living up here I am going to have try one one day aren't I? Rude not to :(

Chocky 28-05-2016 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13020331)
Yup

Go on Wilfy

Skin him Yala

Do him Jed

Have him Damo

Smash him Scotty

All whilst Rooney had the ball

If only one of them had bastard heard you. :(

Worksop Palace 28-05-2016 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13021372)
If only one of them had bastard heard you. :(

Hard to believe ain't it. Just knock the fat heeded twat out.

If only......

Worksop Palace 28-05-2016 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 13021369)
Living up here I am going to have try one one day aren't I? Rude not to :(

Yep fraid so

davech 28-05-2016 06:41 PM

Can't Touch This.

What a heap of steaming ordure.
Made by, starring and presented by total tw@ts, and quite clearly aimed at those of extremely limited intelligence. They are wasting my licence money on this???

Or it belongs on C Beebies. They might appreciate it.

Crybin Eagle 28-05-2016 07:20 PM

:jerkit: ***** on here who leave you big boys private messages but would I guarentee say feck all to your face coz your such a big man in your bedroom banging one out to a bit of porn on your spunk stained keyboard you know who you are little boys you know who you are

cappuccinoeagle 28-05-2016 08:37 PM

People who wear fancy dress at sporting events. :S:

mroakley9 28-05-2016 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crybin Eagle (Post 13021633)
:jerkit: ***** on here who leave you big boys private messages but would I guarentee say feck all to your face coz your such a big man in your bedroom banging one out to a bit of porn on your spunk stained keyboard you know who you are little boys you know who you are

have you let this person/s know how you feel about their antics?

Worksop Palace 28-05-2016 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crybin Eagle (Post 13021633)
:jerkit: ***** on here who leave you big boys private messages but would I guarentee say feck all to your face coz your such a big man in your bedroom banging one out to a bit of porn on your spunk stained keyboard you know who you are little boys you know who you are

FPMSL

mroakley9 28-05-2016 11:05 PM

football commentators in australia. i'm watching the cl final and they sound surprised that the players look tired halfway through extra time. ******* morons they are.

mroakley9 28-05-2016 11:06 PM

and their banter is shit.

Worksop Palace 28-05-2016 11:19 PM

My kids not liking the same pizza so there's a total of a whole one left by the time we're done. A ten spot I could have saved.

danpalace07 29-05-2016 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crybin Eagle (Post 13021633)
:jerkit: ***** on here who leave you big boys private messages but would I guarentee say feck all to your face coz your such a big man in your bedroom banging one out to a bit of porn on your spunk stained keyboard you know who you are little boys you know who you are

what is it about the BBS that made a few people have a meltdown yesterday? Was it the heat or something?

bubbs11 29-05-2016 05:29 AM

People parking in parent and child bays without children. Everyone seems to fecking do it! So disrespectful, especially when there are parking spaces available that would just add 30 seconds - if that! - to your walk into the shop.

Added to that: me, the Mrs and our 1 year old were in Sainsbury's yesterday. Daughter's got a case of the trots at present and of course took the opportunity whilst out in public to go again. Rushed her to the toilet before it came seeping out all over the show but had to wait as the baby changing was engaged. After a few minutes the door finally opens and out of the baby toilet walks a middle aged man! Mrs Bubbs was ready to chin him.

little al 29-05-2016 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 13021369)
Living up here I am going to have try one one day aren't I? Rude not to :(

I have only ever had one, and that was in Cheshire.

Mr Mojo Risin 29-05-2016 08:55 AM

The BBC devoting an entire section of the Champions League final match report to how great Mark Clattenburg is

PhuketEagle 29-05-2016 10:40 AM

"I spy with my little eye...." & "What do you mean Real's goal was offside?"

Far East Eagle 29-05-2016 10:47 AM

The amount of people asking me if I watched the CL final. No I didn't. If it aint Palace I don't give a ****.

Georgie Boy 29-05-2016 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 13022130)
and their banter is shit.

Really really shit.

ExiledStirling 29-05-2016 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far East Eagle (Post 13022518)
The amount of people asking me if I watched the CL final. No I didn't. If it aint Palace I don't give a ****.

Yes I got 'who do you want to win tonight?' I replied 'not really that bothered, but Sheff Wed'...totally blank looks back. 'Oh you mean the Champions League final, not really bothered but I hope that **** Clattenberg has a mare and never gets a top game ever again'.... blank looks. 'He is the referee'.... strange looks.

Stellavista 29-05-2016 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 13021364)

Rather experience last week again than experience my shit omelette again.

I could be wrong, but I don't think you really want to be putting shit in an omelette.

postman plod 29-05-2016 11:00 PM

The Dutch, why do they always seem so smug?
It feels like they are in on a secret, and they are not going to share it with outsiders.

pallet 30-05-2016 12:27 AM

My wife going on about this great dessert she has brought and then its bloody chesscake, i dont even like bloody chessecake!!

Maidstoned Eagle 30-05-2016 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 13023494)
My wife going on about this great dessert she has brought and then its bloody chesscake, i dont even like bloody chessecake!!

Are they anything like cheesecake?

Olympian2 30-05-2016 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13022162)
My kids not liking the same pizza so there's a total of a whole one left by the time we're done. A ten spot I could have saved.

That's the following day's breakfast, no?

Worksop Palace 30-05-2016 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Olympian2 (Post 13023589)
That's the following day's breakfast, no?

No. Bacon, sausage, egg, beans, toast is breakfast

The pizzas are now in t'freezer

Panther 30-05-2016 09:03 AM

Wot, no muesli��

Worksop Palace 30-05-2016 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panther (Post 13023593)
Wot, no muesli��

No. But looking at my gut, maybe I should

evvo111 30-05-2016 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13023591)
No. Bacon, sausage, egg, beans, toast is breakfast

The pizzas are now in t'freezer

You could have made this for them

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slides...14801_free.jpg

without the green bits obviously :)

Worksop Palace 30-05-2016 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evvo111 (Post 13023672)
You could have made this for them

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slides...14801_free.jpg

without the green bits obviously :)

Bloody hell that looks marvellous.

Made me hungry now

Chris K 30-05-2016 10:41 AM

You could always use some shitty chain like dominos or Papa Johns who do half and half

Worksop Palace 30-05-2016 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 13023688)
You could always use some shitty chain like dominos or Papa Johns who do half and half

Refuse to use dominos anymore. Total rip off and shit pizzas

I got 3 pizzas, a chicken grill (flame grilled chicken, pitta, salad, slaw and fries) and some extra fries for the same as 2 pizzas from dominos

Wankers

cageyk 30-05-2016 11:27 AM

People with the attention span of a knats knob that go to a concert and talk - listen to the music FFS, that's what most people have paid to hear not them droning on about what they had for lunch. When you say something they get all upset, go quiet for a number and then start again. *****.

SeanPalace84 30-05-2016 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cageyk (Post 13023741)
People with the attention span of a knats knob that go to a concert and talk - listen to the music FFS, that's what most people have paid to hear not them droning on about what they had for lunch. When you say something they get all upset, go quiet for a number and then start again. *****.

Even worse, people that record the whole ******* thing on their phone. Just watch the bloody thing.

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 30-05-2016 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by postman plod (Post 13023450)
The Dutch, why do they always seem so smug?
It feels like they are in on a secret, and they are not going to share it with outsiders.

Dutch blokes are hilarious. Worked with quite a few and they are unwittingly great fun. Firm of conviction and full of bonkers phrases. The short one can be a bit chippy though.

mroakley9 30-05-2016 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanPalace84 (Post 13023765)
Even worse, people that record the whole ******* thing on their phone. Just watch the bloody thing.

this pisses me off so much. there's nothing worse than being forced to watch a show through a phone because the inconsiderate asshole in front of you is blocking your view with their phone. ******* *****.

chrisophiex 30-05-2016 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 13023772)
this pisses me off so much. there's nothing worse than being forced to watch a show through a phone because the inconsiderate asshole in front of you is blocking your view with their phone. ******* *****.


Wow ! Swear filter is a myth :eek:

Salad_Burnet 30-05-2016 02:00 PM

I went to a Bat for Lashes concert a few years ago and had to tell a group of young'uns to stop singing along!

I paid £30 for a ticket to hear her singing, not them. The ******* *****.

Salad_Burnet 30-05-2016 02:01 PM

Well, the filter's working with my posts.

Maidstoned Eagle 30-05-2016 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Salad_Burnet (Post 13023935)
I went to a Bat for Lashes concert a few years ago and had to tell a group of young'uns to stop singing along!

I paid £30 for a ticket to hear her singing, not them. The ******* *****.

It works now

Biggineagle 30-05-2016 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13023708)
Refuse to use dominos anymore. Total rip off and shit pizzas

I got 3 pizzas, a chicken grill (flame grilled chicken, pitta, salad, slaw and fries) and some extra fries for the same as 2 pizzas from dominos

Wankers

Nobody pays the full price for 2 Dominos pizzas do they ??

Neil the Eagle 30-05-2016 02:28 PM

People who circumvent the BBS swear filter then moan when they get banned ;)

Worksop Palace 30-05-2016 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggineagle (Post 13023970)
Nobody pays the full price for 2 Dominos pizzas do they ??

No. It's still a rip off with any of the myriad of offers they send out

Wankers

Maidstoned Eagle 30-05-2016 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil the Eagle (Post 13023973)
People who circumvent the BBS swear filter then moan when they get banned ;)

Yeah, the bastards

Worksop Palace 30-05-2016 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Salad_Burnet (Post 13023937)
Well, the filter's working with my posts.

That's cos you're a ****

Icy 30-05-2016 03:27 PM

Man bags. Seem to be a staple part of the chav wardrobe now. Even saw a load of little smallwall support with them on yesterday. Suppose thy do like a spot of handbags.

thefox 30-05-2016 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icy (Post 13024042)
Man bags. Seem to be a staple part of the chav wardrobe now. Even saw a load of little smallwall support with them on yesterday. Suppose thy do like a spot of handbags.

Yes man bags are so passe now that they are now available from sports direct.

delboy01 30-05-2016 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icy (Post 13024042)
Man bags. Seem to be a staple part of the chav wardrobe now. Even saw a load of little smallwall support with them on yesterday. Suppose thy do like a spot of handbags.

Pink lions? :clown:

Icy 30-05-2016 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by delboy01 (Post 13024077)
Pink lions? :clown:

Well they do like to march with 'pride'

little al 30-05-2016 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 13023772)
this pisses me off so much. there's nothing worse than being forced to watch a show through a phone because the inconsiderate asshole in front of you is blocking your view with their phone. ******* *****.

Ditto football matches.

Levski 30-05-2016 09:58 PM

When people make exaggerated reactions when they sneeze, you know, they go 'excuse ME!' really loudly, as if they are surprised and shocked by the ferocity of their own sneezes.

Why? It's just a ***ing sneeze. Jesus.

Chocky 30-05-2016 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Levski (Post 13024488)
When people make exaggerated reactions when they sneeze, you know, they go 'excuse ME!' really loudly, as if they are surprised and shocked by the ferocity of their own sneezes.

Why? It's just a ***ing sneeze. Jesus.

I know. F*cking HELL!

the drexciyan 30-05-2016 10:38 PM

Stevie Hawkings voice. Upgrade that chip and change the ******* record mate.

SteveyHawking 30-05-2016 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the drexciyan (Post 13024526)
Stevie Hawkings voice. Upgrade that chip and change the ******* record mate.

:frown::(:sob:

the drexciyan 30-05-2016 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveyHawking (Post 13024533)
:frown::(:sob:

:supergrin:

FFS he had to be a Palace fan.

CT_Palace 30-05-2016 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the drexciyan (Post 13024535)
:supergrin:

FFS he had to be a Palace fan.

:D

Oddjob 30-05-2016 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13023708)
Refuse to use dominos anymore. Total rip off and shit pizzas

I got 3 pizzas, a chicken grill (flame grilled chicken, pitta, salad, slaw and fries) and some extra fries for the same as 2 pizzas from dominos

Wankers

Slaw?

Add yourself to this thread.

Reps AJ 30-05-2016 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13023708)
Refuse to use dominos anymore. Total rip off and shit pizzas

I got 3 pizzas, a chicken grill (flame grilled chicken, pitta, salad, slaw and fries) and some extra fries for the same as 2 pizzas from dominos

Wankers

I don't use them because their pizza's are shit

And way overpriced.

justjuice 30-05-2016 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by postman plod (Post 13023450)
The Dutch, why do they always seem so smug?

It feels like they are in on a secret, and they are not going to share it with outsiders.


Good shout. I didn't realise they annoyed me until I read your excellent articulation of something I hadn't been able to put my finger on.

Jim Cannon 30-05-2016 11:16 PM

People who get on tubes that are already packed like sardines and shout in a passive aggressive manner to people to "move down please, guys". Where am I supposed to ******* move to you ******* idiot? Just because there is no room for you, you will have to wait for the next train dickhead

richdeniro 30-05-2016 11:28 PM

People who seem to live in the toilets at work.

Go in there for a slash and you're in there every single time having a shave or brushing your teeth and because of you I can't have a quick few sly puffs on the E-Cig.

Worksop Palace 30-05-2016 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 13024543)
Slaw?

Add yourself to this thread.

Ha ha don't remember writing that. Feckin Yankee phone

danpalace07 31-05-2016 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Levski (Post 13024488)
When people make exaggerated reactions when they sneeze, you know, they go 'excuse ME!' really loudly, as if they are surprised and shocked by the ferocity of their own sneezes.

Why? It's just a ***ing sneeze. Jesus.

bet these are the same people who insist on telling everyone to move down the bus/train when everyone's tired and ****ed off

JJ 31-05-2016 06:32 AM

Back to the Land of the Lift Morons... what is it about them that turns people into f*ckwits?

If I'm already in the lift when you get in, you can be certain it's because I'm wanting to go somewhere. I guarantee I'm not there because I want to spend all day in the feckin' lift. So if you're still deep in conversation by the lift when it arrives, then finish the feckin' thing BEFORE you get in the lift rather than get halfway in, then stand there in the doorway pressing the DOOR OPEN button delaying the rest of us while you finish boring the living shit out of whoever it is you should have finished talking to already. Selfish tosser. :veryangry :wallbash:

mroakley9 31-05-2016 06:40 AM

Morons that decide to stand in doorways when it's raining. It's due to rain nonstop for the next week, what the **** are these ***** waiting for? Let me in the ******* building you useless **** nuggets.

Jim Cannon 31-05-2016 08:55 AM

More unacceptable work toilet behaviour:

The Broadsheet Reader
These morons can be heard loudly turning the pages of their oversized papers while doing their business. What a man wishes to do in his own home is his business, but do you really think your colleagues wish to know your habits or be subjected to them?

The Dirty Handshake
Ever found yourself in that uncomfortable position when washing your hands, somebody who has just been using the facilities spots you, comes over offering a handshake. Leaving you the choice of ignoring it or having to shake their hand knowing what they have been doing. Grim

The Mobile User
Yep, there's always one isn't there? Do you really think we want to listen to you talking shit to someone while taking one?

kayjay 31-05-2016 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13024738)
The Dirty Handshake
Ever found yourself in that uncomfortable position when washing your hands, somebody who has just been using the facilities spots you, comes over offering a handshake. Leaving you the choice of ignoring it or having to shake their hand knowing what they have been doing. Grim

At this point I flick the drops off my fingers into their faces while uttering
"Don't you hate it when you piss on your hands".

elgin eagle 31-05-2016 11:09 AM

Heb 7:24 russian smear.

Chris K 31-05-2016 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13023708)
Refuse to use dominos anymore. Total rip off and shit pizzas

I got 3 pizzas, a chicken grill (flame grilled chicken, pitta, salad, slaw and fries) and some extra fries for the same as 2 pizzas from dominos

Wankers

Likewise, the small independents near me are far better quality and value. However, itíll be an important lesson for the kids to learn if they donít reach compromises or continue to arse about

Scrumpy 31-05-2016 03:17 PM

Victoria station on a friday. W*nkers and pull along bags everywhere

elgin eagle 31-05-2016 04:54 PM

Answering the house phone, only for the inevitable pause followed by 'Mr Thompson (not me), I hear you were recently involved in an accident that wasn't your fault'. Feck off.

Nork1 31-05-2016 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13024738)
More unacceptable work toilet behaviour:

The Mobile User
Yep, there's always one isn't there? Do you really think we want to listen to you talking shit to someone while taking one?

If they're on the phone in the next cubicle (especially if it's a manager on a business related call) you're perfectly entitled to put the heels of your hands over your mouth to make the loudest, wettest fart noises you can accompanied by pained straining noises.

Worksop Palace 31-05-2016 05:24 PM

The phrase 'to end 50 years of hurt' to describe England's attempt to win the euros

What a load of cock.

Worksop Palace 31-05-2016 05:25 PM

Forgetting my jeans for a night out with work and having to buy some I don't really need. 65 bastard quid and I don't really like them.

And my toothbrush so that was another £3

WLYWLYAWYPWF 31-05-2016 05:36 PM

Wankers who stop across keep clear sings at a junction instead of letting you out and then look straight ahead pretending they are oblivious, rather than acknowledging the frenzied torrent of abuse I am putting their way. Learn how to drive you c*nts.

Michaelawt85 31-05-2016 05:37 PM

Beggars who turn rude when you try and ignore them

elgin eagle 31-05-2016 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13025391)
Forgetting my jeans for a night out with work and having to buy some I don't really need. 65 bastard quid and I don't really like them.

And my toothbrush so that was another £3

Keep the receipt and take 'em back in the morning :p

Think you're stuck with the toothbrush mate.

Worksop Palace 31-05-2016 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13025432)
Keep the receipt and take 'em back in the morning :p

Think you're stuck with the toothbrush mate.

That's why I like you Paul, the thinking mans Palace fan. :p

Could get messy tonight though. In dirty Leeds for beers (as we speak) and then for a ruby and more beers. Not sure they'll take them back with half a lamb chilli masala and some saag aloo down them...

Prolly more chance of taking the toothbrush back

milky87 31-05-2016 06:20 PM

People saying that AFC Wimbledon were at wembley in 1988 when they were only formed 14 years ago

elgin eagle 31-05-2016 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13025438)
That's why I like you Paul, the thinking mans Palace fan. :p

Could get messy tonight though. In dirty Leeds for beers (as we speak) and then for a ruby and more beers. Not sure they'll take them back with half a lamb chilli masala and some saag aloo down them...

Prolly more chance of taking the toothbrush back

:D

They've probably been taken back 3 times already :) The missus bought 2 ties for a funeral today, I had to model them like the face of tk maxx then they'll be straight back to the shop after the old boy has paid his respects.

Have fun in LEEDS.

the drexciyan 31-05-2016 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michaelawt85 (Post 13025407)
Beggars who turn rude when you try and ignore them

Saw a beggar today. He smelled. He was eastern european and had a Man Utd tracksuit top on. Was pleased with how I managed the natural emotions arising from that perfect storm bombarding my senses.

Michaelawt85 31-05-2016 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the drexciyan (Post 13025639)
Saw a beggar today. He smelled. He was eastern european and had a Man Utd tracksuit top on. Was pleased with how I managed the natural emotions arising from that perfect storm bombarding my senses.

Probably lost on the journey home from Wembley

WLYWLYAWYPWF 31-05-2016 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the drexciyan (Post 13025639)
He smelled.

He stank. You smelled.

mroakley9 01-06-2016 01:30 PM

So I'm watching some rugby league and apparently they've introduced a clock to reduce the time the players spend dicking around at scrums. This is okay with me. What really annoys me is that they are calling it a 'shot clock'. They're not ******* shooting anything, it's a ******* scrum. I don't need any shit Americanisms while I'm watching Australian sport for ****s sake.

Jukesy 01-06-2016 02:01 PM

Croydon and it's ridiculous traffic schemes and road works - hour and a half to get home to WW yesterday!!

Isle of Wight 01-06-2016 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jukesy (Post 13026494)
Croydon and it's ridiculous traffic schemes and road works - hour and a half to get home to WW yesterday!!


What you could have walked it quicker!! Where was the hold up?

Jukesy 01-06-2016 02:27 PM

From the top:

Road works in Beddington Farm Road
Road works on A23
Road works around broad green
Road works from the Plough to A23
Road works on Waddon Road (decent cut through - now one-way)
School holidays shoppers
Macro
Best Buy
Croydon drivers (not including me obviously!)

Adlerhorst 01-06-2016 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 13026405)
So I'm watching some rugby league and apparently they've introduced a clock to reduce the time the players spend dicking around at scrums. This is okay with me. What really annoys me is that they are calling it a 'shot clock'. They're not ******* shooting anything, it's a ******* scrum. I don't need any shit Americanisms while I'm watching Australian sport for ****s sake.

If it is rugby league calling it a scrum is a way bigger offence than having a shot clock.

art malice 01-06-2016 04:40 PM

Tim Vickery, the South American correspondent for Talksport. Bore off FFS

ElwissAtMemphis 01-06-2016 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 13026840)
Tim Vickery, the South American correspondent for Talksport. Bore off FFS

He was excellent on 5Live. We need more decent journalists covering football in the media, not the usual retinue of ex-Liverpool players who can string a couple of sentences together.

Or has he dumbed down for TalkSport?

art malice 01-06-2016 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ElwissAtMemphis (Post 13026939)
He was excellent on 5Live. We need more decent journalists covering football in the media, not the usual retinue of ex-Liverpool players who can string a couple of sentences together.

Or has he dumbed down for TalkSport?

He certainly knows his stuff but a succession of lame jokes (we even got the 'not even a household name in his own house' today) and ostentatious South American pronunciation tipped me over the edge


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