Yep. My stepson that's 14 insists on wearing school trousers that are ridiculously too short with white socks. Looks like Michael Jackson in my day as a teenager.

More at business level. The blue suit, with brown shoes, and a jacket that has one button that is straining to do up, barely covers the belt line and the sleeves 2 inches too short.

But hay - I was a young man in the 70's, so I'm not one to talk about sensible clothing choices!

Not sure if serious ....

Luvvies and their award ceremonies. Two months every year of one kind or the other telling each other how absolutely wonderful they are and giving sanctimonious speeches about everything. Why do I care what some multi-millionaire actor thinks about anything?

Magnus from the Booking.com ad. Eats a hog's arse and then pukes at the side of the road.
It doesn't really sell Uganda to me.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:hi: :lux: :supergrin: :moo2:

Methinks Raggy ought to read John Paulo Allen’s Innumeracy: Mathematical Illiteracy and Its Consequences.

:D

Happy birthday you southern softie.

You're on a wind up.

I thought it was funny. :p

People who dont respond to emails, how long does it take to type a sentance.

What's one of them? ;)

Hedgehog meet Steve Parish.

Also Phil Nevielle getting the England Woman's managers job.

People who say "double you double you double you dot" before giving a web address. If you don't know that you shouldn't be let loose on a computer.

The french bastard. At least the women are safe.

:p His English cousin is a wanker though.

By jumping up and down until the ****ers free themselves

This is a rare case where the acronym has more symbols that using the full words.

When you sit behind at 6'3 plus person at a football game

Sorry Titch.

My dog tonight. :grrr:

People eating their dinner bought from Wasabi on a packed rush hour train.

Yep. Animals.

I was in a theatre once and 2 mins before the show started a woman cracked open a giant itsu platter and chopsticks.

Very easy to have an accident squeezing past people in the theatre, no much space in there

I've heard people saying "dub dub dub" instead. Not sure if that annoys me or not.

Ssshhh!!!

I'm about to start a jeans ripping service. Send me your ordinary jeans and I will rip them for you for £20 plus p&p. Both legs! One small rip extra or back pocket for another fiver. We will all be quids in :D

Mark Radcliffe.
What an annoying c*nt.

James Corden - again!

Every time I see that f*cking "sheep-whisperer" ad I feel the urge to kick in the TV screen

I want him to visit Longleat and try being the lion-wisperer.

No Lion could be that hungry

One thing that drives me crazy is what to me seems to be extreme political correctness. So insisting on saying Chairperson instead of Chairman or Chairwoman.

Just a reminder that you should all now be using these new terms

manifold = personfold
manouevre = personouevre
mantra = persontra
maniac = personiac
mandible = personible

My personal favourite is that toping the Premier League is Person City. Awesome. Suddenly it doesn't seem quite so bad.

Woman = Woperson

Fairly accurate, that.

‘Throwing shade.’

Throwing up, more like.

In the light of the recent direction of this thread, shouldn’t that be ‘Phil Neville getting the England Woperson’s personagers job’?

Ah...Mark Radcliffe is great. Haven't heard him for a few years mind so he may have turned into one.

That ******* 'sisters' nationwide radio ad

Agree that and the TUI one have me scrabbling for the mute button every time.

Credit report indifferences and not in financial account info as there all the same except the scores.

I'm a tight arse so went with the first free one noddle until clearscore came along, then I noticed my credit card supplier was doing one so just signed up for it.

Now I know my history is crap but out of 700 nod gave me 510 (but 1/5 rating?) clear 330 and cap1 265

Which one do I go with for a true reflection?

Ever since the remote control was invented my Dad has always puts the mute on for all of the adverts. It's a good policy.

People who play videos in presentations without making it full screen and leaving the mouse pointer in the middle of the video.

Ever since sky plus was invented I have hardly ever watched adverts.

Wankers who choose to put their phone on speaker, whilst leisurely walking around a hospital. :jerkit::jerkit:

The postcode lottery advert:hmph:
(If you know the Mcartney song, you'll know why)

That is just people anywhere.

Wankers on TV again, swerved it obviously and watched Vikings

Sam Smith a tennis commentator who talks the biggest load of drivel than any sports commentator I have heard, and there is a lot about.

They're all different so they're all correct

HGV drivers who think they own the public roads.

Flat batteries on cars.

My brother and sister in law. Had to go to a family party last night, I drove it was a good 40 min drive each way, dont mind not drinking but do mind the fact niether of them offered to buy me a drive or even offer some petrol money not that i would have taken it. Just to add to the insult the sister in law did not even drink.

Well we do pay more in tax and petrol duty than you....so i guess we do. :hi:

The thought of Colin Murray AND Ian Wright on 606 tonight. Two ****ng unintelligible idiots...

It should do

Football commentators who totally ignore what is happening; case in point today on Radio 5 “Chelsea 3 up here and it’s a party atmosphere inside Stamford Bridge as the fans celebrate” while all could be heard in the background were chants of “Newcastle Newcastle Newcastle”

Fluoxetine.
I've been taking this for 12+ years and whilst it has been fantastic for me, it has led to me having vivid and extrodinary dreams every night. So much so, that my normal waking life has no chance of competing. I lead quite an active and sociable life, but nothing I do whilst awake, can compare to the fun I have when I'm asleep.
Bring on the f**ing Matrix I say! Morpheus, you can shove your pills up your arse- fantasy is unfortunately much more fun than reality.

Things that annoy you
 

It came on in my car and had to switch it over when a nuttier came on the phone suggesting 10 relegation slots between the premier league and championship and they gave the guy airtime!

Thought you said it was fixed. Or is it the electric jeep thing

If there big enough THEY DO

Nah its the Peugeot. Fixed the Citroën then the Peugeot goes flat. French crap, potentially caused by me leaving an interior light on. I got a bump start and then we drove over to that nuclear bunker I wanted to buy, just kept the engine running all day. Seems to be OK again now.

People that use their mobile phone as a form of contactless payment to get through busy barriers at train and tube stations.

It rarely works and always seems to be slower than a contactless/oyster card so they stand there looking like an idiot trying to tap their phone on the plate whilst the queue behind them gets bigger. Also how difficult is it to have a plastic card in your pocket?

Jesus wept

The BBC doing the fa cup draw on the one show. Fans shaking hands with each other in the car park after each draw

Holy shit how cringey can you possibly get

An embarrassment

Posted this on the Match Updates thread:

See the wankers fan punching the air at their draw? No respect. That's why he's a wanker

The terms ‘backstory’ and ‘on-trend’.

Imagine Dragons

By any chance was he a fan of an average champ club?

Yes

I presume there is a backstory to this annoyance?

"How cringey" did you say?

https://mobile.twitter.com/officialb...141504?lang=en

No idea how I guessed that. I hope they told him in the interests of fairness, they should also have 12 relegation slots in the championship

To be fair, they´ve probably heard that there is a shortage of hummus in the world atm and they´re in shock

New polymer bank notes. Impossible to count and put in orderly fashion without it being a complete f*cking ballache.

People who still use cash.

;)

And the PeterH award goes to saxoneagle.

I had to pay my barber in cash yesterday. Which meant a stop at an ATM. Terrible times.

Don't need cash if you take in a packed lunch.

I suspect SP has been on the packed lunches this January.

I try to only ever use cash, if I buy online I use a card, but I rarely buy online anyway. Cash out the machine then go to the shop.

They had no idea how to argue against it - the caller was allowed to revise his idea slightly using a play off but it really just shows how shit these shows have become

I think the most shocking thing about this story is that they charged you at all.

Hardly getting any of the BBs'ers on the picture thread.

Stupid people, but think they're very intelligent.
Sexism, racism, homophobia and people who chew with their mouth open. Anyone who is proud that they haven't read a book since they left school. Anyone who can pick a 'greatest book' or film or band (especially if the answer is Dan brown / Stephen King / JK Rowling/ Green Mile / Queen). Anyone who regularly uses the word literally (its a word that's rarely ever required) and of course people who mistake opinion for fact.

And Me, I really manage to annoy myself quite a lot. Sometimes for the above.

People who eat an egg mayo sandwich on the tube.

ruibbish chairmen (or women) of meetings. Spend twice as long as needed listening to "noise" rather than rattling through an agenda and debating points of importance.

Can I ask for an exception The Stand.

My bank ringing me with a birthday greeting when I am at war with them.

They are robbing me blind, won't give me a simple credit card for simple overseas transactions - small limits, are utterly discriminatory because I am a foreigner, and then call me personally with a twee message.

In fact, my 'executive' didn't call me - she got a lackey to do it.

I am often living in some absurd, parallel world to what most of us would see as logical and straightforward.

There was a piece on the radio the other day about a bar in New York (I believe) where if the barman hears anyone say "literally" he tells you you have 5 minutes to drink-up and then he will throw you out.... literally!

I found it!

https://www.npr.org/2018/01/26/58114...word-literally

The new smaller Snickers. More like a short stroll than a marathon

The amount of 4x4's used for school runs.

4x4s generally. If you don’t live in the country and have to drive across un-paved land, then you don’t need one, never mind your pathological need to sit 3 feet above other road users.

There are so many now that hardly anyone is sitting 3 feet above other road users.
Pointless in London, where most of them seem to be.
Often driven by very small women, sitting on a cushion, with minimal driving skills and no spatial awareness.

Picked the kids up from school this evening (they had a movie night)

Parking was like being abducted by aliens with their face level LED headlights all over the place.

Are you differentiating between 'greatest' and 'favourite'?

My favourite author is Stephen King, and my favourite book is The Stand by him.

Self levelling modern blue front lights, that don't self level they bounce and **** that blue light. Worse still the Chavs have taken to fitting the after market bulb but mega upping the watts. Blinding on country lanes. Old one but still if not more twunts who drive around with all their fog lights on. Wankers the lot of them

I must be getting old and forgetful, today was the second time in about ten days when I have gone to the supermarket without my card wallet. Fortunately both times I had enough cash on me to settle up.

Stacey ******* Dooley

Take that back.....

She supports Palace :lux:

And you so would :love:

The Sky Plus graphic blocking the score on Sky Sports. A pain in the arse when you're speeding through a game just looking for the goals.