Why?

Not always as issue though


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EPL.

Feck off.

Was it offside though? No replays? Probably Clatteburg driving past you full beam.

The 2 hr 20 journey I've just endured from Leeds back home - 48 miles. At least I'm in one piece and now having a beer, unlike the poor bugger that was totally wipped out by a 44 tonne wagon. Doubt he or she will be in good shape at all. There but for the grace etc

The worst is when you get a to a ticket barrier at a train or tube station and only then does the person in front decide to rummage around in their pockets for their Oyster card.

Wanker taxi drivers who think that it's acceptable for them to drive through zebra crossings while people are walking across them

the Gasprom advert always on during Champions league games

They only do this if they don't have a fare in the back.

Car driver's who can't be arsed to scrape there windows in the morning.5.30 this morning,loads of car's with frosty passenger/rear windows.How the hell do they see out.Utter ****wits:wallbash::wallbash:

Too busy looking at face book on their phones innit.

You could stop that sentence after the first three words.

Taxi drivers go so fast when no one is in the back, and so bumbling slow when they have a customer. I wonder why ? :rolleyes:

christophiex - 'Taxi drivers go so fast when no one is in the back, and so bumbling slow when they have a customer. I wonder why ?'

A: Its the extra weight, for sure.

:p

When the BBC Weather says Fine but Accuweather says Rain. Whaa? How can they be so different? Window says Fine at the moment.

Indeed IOW - Surely they all get their info from the met office.

People taking a call (work related) on mobile in the office but who feel the need to rise from their desk and stroll around the office talking, annoying everyone else. :jerkit:

I do this. I will re-evaluate my life choices now though

This has already been mentioned before.

Picture a set of traffic lights at a crossroads. Two lanes. Right hand lane is straight on and right. Left hand land is straight on or left.

One person sat in the right hand lane. Not indicating. Pull up behind him to go straight on. Large queue of traffic forms behind me, and in the left hand lane.

Lights turn green. Car in front edges forward and then proceeds to indicate right.

The rage at this point is uncontrollable.

What's your rationale in doing this then? Interested to know why some feel the need to do this. With most here I'm assuming it's wanting everyone to know how important they are so would be good to hear an alternative reason.

People who repeat themselves
People who repeat themselves

It seems Accuweather get their info from our very own PHIL BARBER (No offence PHIL).

Totally

PEOPLE IN THE OFFICE THAT SPEAK LOUDER INTO THE PHONE THAN WHEN THEY HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE IN PERSON

ive thought about it and it honestly isn't that, i really don't know.

People that drop LOUD hints when on the phone to publicise that they have wealth or expensive possessions.

People who repeat themselves
People who repeat others
People who repeat others
Then repeat themseves

I got talking to an old fella in my Mum's care home as I thought I would introduce her to him and his wife, what a mistake. Seriously, he asked me my name, my Mum's name, told me his name, asked me where I was from and told me where he was from every single minute over and over during the 5 or so minutes I spoke to him (which seemed like an hour), whilst trying to think of an excuse to do a runner. His wife just sat there and said nothing except 'I'm Scottish as well', and the poor old bugger thought Croydon Airport was still London Airport.

At least the conversation was livened up halfway through by my Mum telling some other woman passing by to F*CK OFF after she jokingly asked if she wanted her to look after Mum's Kit Kat for her.

There are one or two on here who continually do this too.
:S:

People who listen to talksport, but refer to it as Talkshite. If you think it's shite why are you listening to it, and telling us about it?

Or just people who don't indicate, generally. Wankers.

Or the ****wits that do manage to indicate.... but only when they're actually turning the corner.

The lights are called indicators not alreadydoingors

Barely sleeping yet having loads of sleep in my eye

I believe I started a whole thread dedicated to that a while ago

if you like sport and want to listen to a sports radio station all day than there is a very limited choice, R5L or whatever its called is hopeless and is having a discussion on the EU membership,R5SX is broadcasting a woman's hockey tournament ATM from Kazakhstan, the choice is very feeble indeed.

Probably... you do repeat yourself ;)

People that refer to football clubs with some lame, juvenile, play on words nickname.

Chavski
Manure
Spuds
Smallwall
Wet Spam
Citeh (don't even get this at all?)

But surely the worst one of all is Luvapoo.

It's making my skin crawl just typing that out.

Bang on. Absolutely hate this. Lots of gesticulation at that point

I call it talkshite and a lot of the time the choice is limited like you say so that's what I listen to. Plus listening to it makes me angry which being a miserable old bastard is quite important.

It's supposed to be an approximation of a Manc accent if you say it aloud.

Yeah its really not hard to figure out

Shoot them.

Slowly.

With blunt bullets.

Can I add to this the "You're fvcking shit" chant?

Much beloved by the churlish polyester-clad 50-somethings of say, Leicester or Southampton.

I've had enough pushes, clouts and sprints along the pavement over the years to realise football support is not a cross-club love in, but have we really sunk so low that we cannot respect the opposition at all?

Don't be left with the Game you wished for.

Yep, with you on that. Never understood for grown adults to type those sorts of words. Much like opposing fans referring to us as 'Palarse' That said, I've never seen or heard of the 'Luvapoo' one. All the others can be seen on here regularly.

I always thought for years it was a form of reference to the owners (whatever reference that would be). Don't know why I thought that, mind.

I do believe that I've heard that sung in the Holmesdale Lower.

I always hated Ipswich singing "1-0 to the football team" when they scored against us. Smug carrot crunching, tractor driving twats. Especially as we were in administration at the time (first time around)

Little blind boys who stand outside newsagents with their dogs and complain when you try to put a 10p in their head. Never did that in my day the ungrateful little shits

The one that made me want to jump off London Bridge was Notlob, used when Dougie left us for Bolton. what does it even mean. pathetic childish crap.

Not as bad as the one that went Millwall, though��

Well you have made it all worth it, I agree it's shit, but, is just Bolton backwards.

Wasn't Notlob a Monty Python thing? Can't remember any relevant sketches though.

:)

Why it is never engaged when you call the wrong phone number....

the palindrome of Bolton would be Notlob, it don't work...

An extension of the parrot sketch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE

see?

People who've stopped to look at their phone then set off again as you walk
past them at exactly the same pace as you the thoughtless twats

Can't think of anyone on here with the "coin" to do that.

The people voted for Brexit
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This whole mess that is Brexit. The fact that Cameroon quit rather than deal with his responbility, he is now set up for life so it wont effect him.anyway.

Title is wrong and misleading too.

the two on the left didnt vote. Which leaves the 2 on the right. Nuff said.:p

Rail replacement bus services!!

Motivational posters you sometimes see at work. Usually have a pack/herd of animals on the front with a cliche underneath like 'when we work together we're stronger' or other such nonsense.

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Fireworks after 9pm

Cycling superhighways in central London. The traffic is now completely f*cked.

Teams that stroll thru our defense

People who order cocktails when it's 8 deep at the bar

We all want a drink too, you twats

Hitting the post.

When it's us you're left frustrated as hell; when it's the opposition you feel slightly embarrassed that we just got away with one.

Bring back jumpers for goalposts!

A whole new can of worms. Goal line technology would then have to extend to show if the whole of the ball was inside the jumper.

Check out the thread where a BBS'er's French bird asked him how they worked. :D

Agree,riding the motorbike to Nine elms(Thames Tideway)from Basildon.Basildon to Canary Wharf-20 minutes.Canary Wharf to Westminster 30 minutes and add another 10 to the return journey:mad:
Can't believe the amount of cyclist along that stretch,and the super highway has strangled the motorised traffic.How people drive in London with four wheels is beyond me.Utter madness(Taking nothing away for the safety of cyclist)

What i find more amazing is the cyclist that can't keep to there bit of road and dart in and out of traffic,bloody annoying loons:wallbash:

Tourists who jump in front of you to take a photo of a statue, piece of art or monument which looks nice without knowing what it is.

Blind Nigel taking the piss and lording it when England inevitably f*ck up against Scotland this week.

Yes. What f*ckdongs. It's not as if they need to leave their own countries to see a nice picture of the Duke of Wellington. Ban tourists. The bastards.

Is 'Dirty Leeds' okay?

Absolutely fine

Use it almost daily

It's factual so it's fine :p

And still people are letting off fireworks.
Why?
Why the **** why?

A palindrome would be...

"Bolton got draw. 1-1 (Ward T) (o.g., not lob)."

(Terry Ward smashed the ball past his own keeper in the last minute rather than lofting it over him, just as his sodding brother Ashley was doing exactly the same thing in the right goal unfortunately.)

Football chants that come back to bite you in the arse.
"2-0 and you f....ed it up !"

Walkers and Birdseye putting prices up and blaming the £. They use British potatoes British Veg & Fish FFS. Profiteering wankers

Steve Claridge's miserable face on TV

Great shins, though.

Some consolation though, he never gets any sort of remotely 'glamorous' game to pundit on :D

West Ham, what a sad excuse for a club they are becoming. I run a girls football team in Essex so most of the girls except mine support west ham. We were having a fund raiser so I wrote to west ham asking for a donation of something we could raffle. First I got an email back telling I had to write in and not email, write to the stadium and I need to give at least 6 to 10 weeks notice. I wrote a nice letter explaining what we were hoping to do, how we are in the same league as their girls team etc etc This at the beginning of Oct, got a letter back last week saying how they support lots of local charities , they get asked for stuff all the time so they cant give stuff to everyone so sorry.
Sent an email to Sharon Lacey asking the same thing, she said she would see what she could do, got something in the post the same week.
:love:

Whinging, pessimistic defeatists

The Australian Test team and their attempt to quantify
their importance to International Cricket.

Have you had the fundraiser.Let us know what you have and us Essex Eagles can have an online bid:p
Or pop along to the fundraiser.

Alan Pardew.

Cheers, yes we had it we raised just over £1000 which we will use to buy 4 teams training tops. I have a framed signed Usain Bolt picture for auction if anyone is interested. We had a raffle and not an auction and did not feel we would get enough money for it.

Clapping sticks

There are some great spoofs online though.

Walkers have costs other than potatoes. Such as foreign exchange movements and other o/seas purchases. If I were them I'd spread those costs across the range too, rather than make individual items stupidly more expensive. But the Daily Mail choose to ignore that.

I quite like them.

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Roundabouts.
Why the f*ck don't people know how to negotiate them anymore?

The Pardew haters. I can't tell them apart from the Brexiteers.

That Leicester supporter who posts on bbs about 20 times a day, just **** off to your own board will you.

Go and post on the Luton board then.

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I think this was the post that encouraged me.........:D

Very clever 😁