I went back there last year after 25 years. I worked there one summer. The hotel we were building on the sea front was gone, replaced by an even bigger one.
The pub I used to use had been converted to a phone shop.

So much for memory lane :)

Coming back from Amsterdam be thankful you can still walk. :)

I like both posters so have to stay on the fence. Did seem a bit ott considering the russophobic crap Heb gets away with day after day, but hey Wilf isnt Putin. Bit of a shame really.

Shit hand dryers.

People who when you've gone to get some food (at work mostly) hawk over you and ask what it is and stare at you eating it. This is not a ******* picnic.

Very Arthur Daley.

I once gave a bit of a motivational "you can do it" talk to my daughter when she was younger and ended it "and the world's your lobster".

Years later she used the expression, within context, but to the total bafflement of her friends.

Whoops.

If you pull a stunt like that on a matchday thread (or similar) it will earn you an instant temporary BBS suspension - assuming there's a Mod logged in. We all enjoy a bit of a laugh here (no, honestly...) but like everything, there's a time and a place.

Graham Parker and the Rumour.

Petitions on Facebook.

Wasn't easy to walk at times over there after imbibing several litres of Jupiler.

Why?

People who write 'meh' in posts. Comes across really camp.

:D

Love the TV show though.

Considering some of the stuff you let happen, that's remarkable

He wasn't banned, he was suspended.

You deserved it, it wasn’t funny. You realise most people would think the same?

I love the film 13 Hours in Benghazi, doesnt mean I want to go there anytime soon.

The phrase "COme on, guys".

Every match I have to sit through this arse behind me shouting it all the time, as though he were addressing a group of recalcitrant Cub Scouts.

When Pleasant company gets beaten by a photograph and my 50p goes from 21.63 to 4.63......

Brighton fans who won't answer their phones after we've just shown them they are mere mortals :D

Nor me Benidorm. It looks as tacky as Blackpool.

Horses

Mainly because they are utter shit, along with that Brinsley Sccwwzz and that Ducks Deluxe. The arse end of full ashtray, bad aftershave and cheap beer rock. F*cking awful.

People who spend ages at cashpoints doing what seems to be their personal banking.

And then they whip another card out and repeat the process.

It’s a one minute visit for cash, isn’t it?

Heatwave my arse

Microwave my gonads.

Demi-wave my pubes

Wave at my penis

:supergrin:

Nuke my nipples.

I cannot apologise enough over this. I'm so so sorry :sunglasses:

Working in an English language school, posters put up to celebrate "Earth Day", come in this morning to find that, out of the 3 English teachers working here on Friday (I wasn't in) NO ONE spotted this....

Yep. Get off the road you road tax dodging fly magnets.

Lazy English teachers who don't work Friday. Then whinge that their put upon workmates didn't spot a small mistake.
;)

Happy Ear, hooter and throat day ?

When tickets for a concert sell out quickly and a newspaper says they're on sale on Stubhub for "up to" £4000

They're also on sale for £100 and those are the ones that are selling

Where's that wanker emoji?

WTF is Earth Day?

It's that time of year again and they are back,yes I give you the "fair weather rider".
All the gear and no idea, couldn't filter if there lives depended on it.Must give a special mention to the Paris Dakar wannabes,you look proper wankers with ya metal box's and handle bars that are 12ft wide dressed head to toe in BMW grey:jerkit::jerkit

Another thing that is annoying me is they lorry trailer that's been abandoned on they side of the A13 just after the M25 as you head into town,will you bloody well topple over before next week so I can win me bet:wallbash:

And a hundred notes is a bargain to see Harry Styles, is it? :)

:rolleyes: Greek mythology. Why is it held in such high regard in academic circles when it is all such a pile of complete bull?

Minataur surely?

Today's The Times report on our game on Saturday. One single column devoted to RLC's chances of playing for England. No mention of a an exciting game, goal scorers, Wilf, Murray miss. NOTHING. Well done that journo.

:supergrin:

Worse is the ' cool casual show off ' . I.e - Large cc bike. well protected with jogging bottoms or , heaven forbid, Shorts!, trainers/sandals ( Yes. Sandals ) and the all important t-shirt protection :eek:

Welcome to the world of ' Gravel Rash ' :rolleyes:

High placed teams easing off in their final games, losing matches they should win easily and messing up the relegation scrap.

I take it that you are worried 😯

Monday’s Mail was pretty much the same.

I suspect your premise is completely incorrect.

What’s is held in high regard is the art that used that mythology as its inspiration

Sticking a new 10 coach train on the 7:34 through the whole of Easter Holidays but down to 5 this week due to rolling stock shortage

Yep! Brighton face a 'horrible' last 5 fixtures but I wonder how many of those top teams will roll over?!

Google it

Plenty up for that Darwin award:eek:

I'm tending to find that the more carriages there are on commuter routes, the more selfish people become and just sprawl themselves out over 4 to 5 seats anyway. I'm not seeing it as a victory. 20 carriages would still probably require "excuse-me's" at 08:00 or 17:30

Laces on trainers. Why are they so long

Buy them with less lace eyelets. My school plimsoles only had 2 each side. :hi:

Don't be daft, plimsols weren´t invented when you were at school

Yes they were, slip on black ones. Only the big boys cold tie laces. :hi:

They were just dirty feet

I'd pay the 4 grand for Harry ;)

And so it proves - thanks Spurs

The billboard ads round Bromley which say ‘Bring ID - to vote on 3 May’.

They could have swapped the date round and had a catchy rhyme, the twats

Threads on Politics or racism. Way to many and it's just the same few people arguing their own opinions with no one taking any notice of the other side.

Makes GCC a dull place these days.

Wait till the new US weapons arrive in West Ukraine. It'll liven up then I'm telling you.

Calculus.

It can **** right off.

Commonwealth Heads of Government meeting, Park Lane totally blocked up so these tin pot w a nkers can all take their motorcades in. Most of em could use the tube. It’s not as if anyone would recognise them.
Except our Liz of course.

the traffic around the area is gridlocked most of the day plus South Carriage Drive is closed all week, yet they keep on about the dreadful air quality in London.

Agree there.

Integration always got me. The words of my maths teacher (Mr Smith at John Ruskin - others here will remember him well; he lived to be 99, but I digress) used to echo around the room at 100 decibels and still ring in my ears to this day, "NEVER FORGET THE CONSTANT OF INTEGRATION!!" :D

Sky News warning viewers they are about to show.........a human liver.

With bacon and onions?

No fava beans and chianti

Bloody hipster

I turned over to be safe.

Were you in bed?

:) Mr Smith - my form and maths teacher 5C 1972 . Even now I start writing on paper 5/8ths of an inch from the margin . Failure to do so would've seen
Smut lob it back at your head with velocity .

When famous people die, why do people always go "they were a really nice person and really funny, too", rather than tell the truth?

"Glad he's dead. He wasn't funny at all, and was an annoying **** to go with it"

Phil Jupitus is dead?

Often applies to non famous people as well? Often wonder at times if when hearing talk of someone has passed away if they are actually the same people I knew?

Sadly not, but I bet some **** will say he was a great, funny bloke when he does.

Pneumatic drilling in the street outside at 7:00am!

Hyde Park has been f*cked up since that c*nt Boris put an entirely pointless section of the cycling superhighway through it.

That's your obituary done & dusted, nice one.

Even though he's departed for the big multiplication tables in the sky you still call him Mr Smith. Now that's what I call respect :D

Nothing but!

He used to mark homework out of 25 and somehow got me through O-Level Maths. He often called me an idiot, usually on the cricket field. He led an almost troglodytic existence in Room 1. Everyone passed by in total silence :D. It was the quietest corridor in the building.

One person once was giving a very loud, graphic impression of Smut demanding sex from his wife. He couldn't see him behind him, but we could. It was agony keeping a straight face. It was a classic when he twigged something was afoot and turned to see Smut standing there, stony-faced. Smut just looked one of his looks and turned away.

Dear old Smut only died in 2012. He lived to 1100011 years old in binary.

The first day of the year when it's warm enough to sit outside after work and some c££t statsa f())king bonfire down the road ��������

Being surrounded by neighbours who have to light their stinking bbqs as soon as we get some decent weather.

Not invited were you :frown:

Be glad your not my neighbour,I'll stink you out at -5:p

Finding out that the air-con is the car isn't working.

Open the window

Now that’s out of order, just when everyone wants to fling open their windows.

I used to live in a street with v large gardens and you’re right that some people are inconsiderate with their bonfires. And every weekend was a cacophony of petrol mowers, leaf blowers etc.

Your planned snooze in the garden on a sunny Sunday afternoon was interrupted by hours of mowing and then smoke.

Do you really expect people to cope without air con at 20c ? Seriously, think of their suffering.

Or,

Bring proof to enter the booth?

:supergrin:

:)

Why not give a shite -

and exercise your democratic right?

Haha, I have just finished a night shift, we started with a breaker on a digger right next to someones house at 11.30 pm, I don't blame them for not being happy, even though they were warned the work would be taking place.

They have my sympathy! But yes if they were notified and didn't complain, then they can't really complain so to speak.

I've had to use the train again this week. One thing I noted about this species was that they get a double seat, sit on the outside seat and put their bag next to the window seat.
Why?
C*nts

People who post ‘who?’ On celebrity RIP threads. Would take 5 seconds to google it, but nooooo must seek attention.

Train travellers who get on at Lewes and take 2 seats up with their bags.

Kill them all!

Even if they haven't got a bag.