Yes well maybe but then there's Victoria Coren...:love:

Regardless of the fact that she's quite pretty with a foxy voice, she's actually the most smug tŵát of the lot of them. You can only imagine the sarcastic and self satisfied voices emanating from the Mitchell/Coren household. You'd drown in smug in that place. Pair of pricks.

Dont know why, think it because she is so smug but Emma Buntington on Heart radio.

She's a big old unit though.

So am I.:D

Thameslink / South Eastern Railways. ***** the lot of them.

Finding myself tapping along to a James Blunt song.

Agree totally. Can't watch any panel show with her on (HIGNFY etc), waiting for the day when she disappears up her own arse.

Men doing up both buttons on a two button suit.

People who refer to 1 Direction, Take That, Back Street Boys etc as a band.
NO, THEY ARE NOT IN A BAND.
They are a bunch of cocks who sing.

Film trailers on TV that say "from April the 3rd" Its "The 3rd of April" FFS

Unless it was directed by the third person ever in the history of the world to be called April;)

Hookers on my street corner who position themselves between a nursey and school. No such thing as an ethical pimp.

err what street is this? :D

And film trailers that say a film is coming to 'theaters' soon.

And people who spell theatre wrong ;)

People that don't keep left when walking towards or away from platforms 15-19 at Victoria Station.

She'd need to be for me .... ;)

Also 3 button suits
People wearing black shirts and ties in an office
Short sleeve shirts and ties
Cheap shiny suits

You get me

Blue suits, brown shoes...

Bleurgh!

Music elitists

most of whom probably listen to old shit like Led Zeppelin anyway

People without honour or respect who refer to the greatest band ever as "old shit".

Yeah, he should have said "The Beatles"...like this

Being so out of touch with modern music. I'd be great in an 80s/90s quiz, but utterly useless on anything in the last 20 years.

The Six Nations

Now its over can everyone stop pretending to like Rugby until the World Cup?

Who's pretending? Can you honestly say that you'd rather watch the England football team than the rugby team?

they don't say 'april the 3rd', they say 'april 3rd', or even worse, 'april three'

Mitchell Johnson's stupid face

I sent off for an application form for the next series, but the filming dates clashed with holidays.

A lucky escape?

I get you.

People wearing 'going out shirts' with a suit and tie too.

Surely depends where you're wearing it? It looks a bit shit in a city office, but I find it completely acceptable at other times.

And I'm a suit snob, as you can tell.

If you have to wear a suit to work, wearing a short-sleeved shirt, even without a tie on the hottest day in recorded history, is a big no.

Innit.

Just roll your sleeves up in the office if you must.

Blue suits with black shoes

novelty cuff links, however!!!!

EFA

Ah, but, what if you own a blue dinner suit with black trim? Surely only option then is black shoes and black belt.

Which reminds me.. people who don't match their belt with their shoes.

Shut up

:D

FYI, it's all about a navy/blue suit with brown shoes.

Blue dinner suits with black trim

Where do you stand on red suit jackets?

Simon Jordan is never wrong when it comes to fashion

BA's lack of reward seats when I want to go on holiday.

YES! I have over 30,000 of the dam things but have never been able to get a long haul flight. I was told you have to contact them on the day, 12 months in advance, first thing, if I want to stand any chance of getting a seat:veryangry

Probably.

The first two or three rounds were quite fun but now we're at the business end the questions are stupidly hard and the teams remaining all come from nerd city.

Normal people just don't know stuff like that, sorry.

Oh hell yes

Wearing a belt with a suit? I think you should find a better tailor, or at least wear braces instead.

being referred to by profiteering train companies as a 'customer' which of course implies choice.
The non stop increase of advertising on talksport even during commentaries
pictures of the hugely irrelevant , overprivileged and pampered kate middleton
and even worse her smug mother who hogged the Wimbledon royal box last year
Royal boxes
Rugby bores
last but not least the ruthless stop at nothing school run 4x4 drivers

I find a suit without a belt looks unfinished.

Humm i have no issue with with no belt.
But the suit has to fit.

I dont have an issue with brown shoes and a suit, but not at work.

Weddings etc are fine.

****ers who steal things from work fridges.
Seriosuly if you didnt buy it, dont take it

That was my point earlier.

I much prefer the look of a suit with a smart belt, even if it's just for show and doesn't hold the trousers up at all.

Wrong.

Correct.

Correct.

You people make me sick. I hope the next person to squeeze past you to the window seat farts in your face.

No brown shoes after 6pm with a suit. To do so is poor form ...

I tend to use the points for uprgrades. I got an upgrade on points from Premium to Club on the way out. But nothing available on the way back and it's an overnight flight, so I had to take it on the chin and pay the money :(

People (have to say mainly old folks) who when driving and turning into a side road seem to come to a full stop about 50 yards short and then go about 1 mph round the corner!

People who assume everybody works in an office.

Another driving one

Idiots at petrol stations who sit in the middle of the entrance wanting to hedge their bets on which pump will come free first which means everyone else cant get into the place and are stuck on the main road causing mayhem

People who think it is alright to bring pushchairs into pubs/bars. Keep out and go to a coffee shop or Macdonalds.

People who insist on wearing rucksacks on public transport when standing. Take it off and put it on the floor.

One of the reasons cited in my divorce. Thieving Bitch.

Best post ITT

**** the Middletons and anyone with their tongues jammed up their arseholes

When I find skiddies on my official cpfc undies after match days.

Miserable sods who think the world revolves around them.

Cpfcfly!

:D

Feel bad about that post but I'm having a bad day and feel a little depressed...I'm sure he will understand! :(

Somebody get the keys to the Airbus off this loon!

Hotels and car rentals are your friend.
Flight tickets are completely hit and miss.
What really really annoys me is buying a prem Econ ticket with the plan to upgrade it to biz, find there's no upgrade seats available then get on the plane and see the biz section is half empty :veryangry:veryangry
British airways are experts at this.

People that drink Coke:Zero. Disgusting.

The Cortana advert..you make me laugh Cortana...it's a f*cking glorified diary.

Don't let John117 catch you saying that.

When you pull over to let the emergency services(blue lights flashing)have a clear route through.Then the cars behind overtake and block the route.

Try being behind them on a bike going uphill :bash:

Forgetting to put the wheely bin out and then having to wait a fortnight until the next collection.

People of all ages who cannot be arsed to use indicators,its not as if any cost implications apply--piss poor driving.

It's happening more and more in London. I'm not sure what's triggered the increase.

People at work who wait till I've chosen which week to take my holiday, carefully making sure there is plenty of staff cover, then just before I go away they decide they have to take a couple of days off right in the middle of it, guaranteeing that when I return tons of stuff hasn't been done and loads of work is behind schedule. The bastards!!

People's breath that smells like a manky fish tank

Eggheads Chris(grumpy),CJ (up his own fundament) and Judith (snobby and thick)

But none so thick as that bloke who runs the show.

It's not just happening in London Stella, it's endemic down here in Dorset as well.

What I don't get is that it's not exactly taxing to move your finger a couple of inches and tell the ******* world which way you intend to turn. You utter, utter lazy *****.

Personally I'd remove a finger on the roadside for each offence of not signalling your intentions when driving. After all, if you can't be bothered to use your finger, then you don't really need it.

10 strikes and you lose your licence for good.

People who go into pubs and order coffee. They are also guaranteed to pay by card as well and want a receipt. If you want coffee feck off to starbucks

The fact that coffee shops are now nurseries. Everyone of them in beckenham is full of screaming babies.

This grips my shit. The second most likely category of driver to commit this crime is fatties; they struggle to turn the wheel without chafing their huge, bulbous guts. Scum.

:D

Wouldn't have much need for a licence with no fingers I suppose

So summary of page: fatties who drive to coffee shops and order a tuna sandwich are highly annoying bastards?

Sliced Bread....ok I like the ease of sliced bread its whatever they are putting in it nowdays. In the good old days bread went stale you threw it away or made it into all sorts of sweet delight ,bread and butter pudding, bread pudding (my nans was the best still cannot recreate it). You made breadcrumbs for stuffing whatever. Now it seems you get to the use by date and it turns the next day the mould starts to appear.
Its difficult out in the country to find a decent baker theres not one around that still bakes on the premises. I loved the old days the smell of the bakers the warmth of fresh bread baked on the premises ok you get the big supermarkets to get the smell, nothing though like your local bakers. Anerley at the bottom of the hill near my Nan and Grandads had one still some of the best bread ever. Be sent up the road to get the bread early in the morning bring it home and have a slice still hot for breakfast. Happy Days

People who ge the lift one floor, downwards.

I think I can sum it up as essentially other people.

BA - flights have 24 hour cancellation policy. Upgrading with points out, full fare back. Want to change the way back to the previous day. No difference in cost for the new return leg.

Apparently though they have to cancel both legs and the out leg has gone up in cost and they cannot guarantee the points upgrade will be available for the out leg. I don't even want to amend the out leg. Sorry sir.

So I am now flying with Virgin as I recalled I had some Virgin miles I had conptely forgotten about. For less money on the days I want to travel.

New redemption rules teething problems, Adler - it'll be better by the time you don't need it

I literally just filled out a survey slating BA and their Airmiles

Leaders of political parties continually saying " let me tell you" interjected, rather worryingly, with the continual use of the word "right".

Not sure, flights are in early May so it's the post the changes, but I am genuinely baffled by the whole thing. I just want to change the return leg on an unpopular route (for BA) by one day which I am not even using points for and wasn't going to be any different in cost. Mental. But then I don't suppose a company who has eleven billion a year revenue particularly cares that it now doesn't have my two grand.

People in resteruntants that are really loud, great have a good time but the rest of us don't need to be on your table too.

People who say "a" instead of "an" - e.g. Brighton have a awful team.