edited for annoyance....
:supergrin:

I completely agree with 'IMHO'. This is a website of opinions, nothing more.

He used to have a pint and a meal in a local pub and can confirm this. He is not a very nice person either judging by the way he treated the bar staff and waiters.

Can I post on behalf of someone else?

There was an old bloke walking around Victoria station earlier, going up to young people and shouting "Put your trousers on properly!"

Funny :D

Suggs' demise is hard to watch

Ahh but if your opinion goes against the grain you get jumped on by the usual idiots trying to shout louder, As they dont seem to realise that, it works well to remind them that is is IMHO

Hence....

Colds aka man flu. What’s the point of them? They aren’t strong enough for a bit of population thinning but are just a pain in the arse.

Peasants who start eating food before they have paid for it in supermarkets. Subhuman scum.

Close thread.

On hold music!

:supergrin:

Agree. Although I do make a confession. I went into a supermarket once to get some food for a fry up with a seriously heavy hangover. I had some orange juice in my basket as well and was suddenly overcome with a raging thirst that had to be quenched as I was queuing up at the checkouts.

Am I forgiven ?

I dobt think putting ‘IMHO’ is going to change how anyone sees your argument.

IYHO

For about the 8 billionth time...

Drivers who don't use their indicators

Regularly do it when I take my daughter of 4 years shopping. I’ll often break open a multi bag of Pom bears and give her a bag to keep her going. I’m scum [emoji17]

BBC News. Reporting what the man in the street thinks about the news, not the actual news.

That’s a good one

Why I qualified that with ‘I dont think’.

Also chavvy types who walk round supermarkets eating take away food bought elsewhere.

My indicators have recently packed up completely on my 13 year old car having gone through death throes for about 2 months when they would occasionally work if i aplied enough pressure to them. So I annoy you. Although I suspect that was already the case. If it helps I have bought a new indicator stalk today on eBay so hopefully soon won't have to stick my arm out of the window anymore like someone from the 1960's.

You'd love some over here. They eat the food and then chuck the wrappers and walk around eating the fruit and chuck the skins.

It's mainly the ones in the shiny new BMWs

It was a joke :)

People who sit in traffic with their foot on the brake pedal so that if you are sitting behind them you get dazzled by their brake lights. Use your handbrake nobheads.

The lack of toilets at work.

2x urinals and 2 cubicles for about 200-300 men.


And what is it with the 3 hand basins and 2 hand dryers ?

Jesus . Do you work in a labour camp or something.

Getting to choose, and eat, one item of food used to be the standard bribe for good supermarket behaviour.

I can't believe I've not mentioned this before - automatic doors that do not open quickly enough, causing me to break my step & have to wait for them to open. They're supposed to facilitate my progress, not aggravate it.

Breville's new "kettles" so unecessarily savvy, got one in my household for some stupid reason. What is wrong with a normal pour kettle?! My old kettle's filter has broke so I am stuck between drinking tea and coffee caked in limescale or using this pretentious piece of crap. The limescale goes down very well(!)

Also those that can't grasp the simplicity of road positioning. If you're turning right, position yourself as such so you're not blocking those that want to go straight on or turn left

Add to this the instant indicate and turn, and the no warning hazards on and pull to the kerb - both usually employed by PHVs .. Uber or otherwise

Probably driving automatics.

Oh yes!

Another good one. Especially when you get it wrong and go flat into the door

Yes. I'm old enough to remember when they actually reported the news and didn't call in so called experts on every subject.

Not only that - when there is something to report the main news reader will tell us all about it, then they will go the reporter at the scene saying something like this " Can you talk us through the mood locally, how are people feeling" etc etc. This reporter will simply repeat what the first one says. Then its back to the studio to talk to the expert. Total overkill.

And last Friday the main news story was about Andy Fkin Murray announcing his retirement. Ahead of Brexit, Syria, Migration etc etc.

Why don't dictionaries have an index - how the **** are you supposed to know what page the word you want to look up is on??

My problem with dictionaries is you pretty much have to know how to spell the word to be able to find it, which was more or less the reason for looking the word up in the first place.

Thankfully Google understands my dilemma! (Dilemma being a case in point!)

Ferk me, that's a better ratio than selhurst. :supergrin:

Just the one glory hole ?

In that index, they should have a brief description so you can see if the word is the correct one you are looking for before going to the main entry.

Then you would need an index to the index to show on what page the brief index word you are looking for is situated :p

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a...psrgyw8gyw.jpg

This annoys me stuck up prats

This could be in a seperate volume.

Someone's actually put an artificial tree into the local Christmas tree recycling cage. Arsehole.

Proof reading and signing off on a document, only to find an error in it when you receive the official document.

The most annoying thing being there is absolutely no one to blame but myself as the error was there in the signed off copy.

It's going to cost time and money to fix... :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

You didn’t proofread your post either!

Exactly!

To be honest, it never crossed my mind that proofread would be one word, and it is one of those situations that gets past the grammar/spell check.

I did find this:

Link

Sounds like I'm just "old school"!

Poof reeding is unfortunately a dyeing arte.

Are you allowed to say "poof" on here?

Pffff try living in Spain.

TERRIBLE drivers, worse still, at a roundabout they'll go 3/4 of the way around, not only no indicators but they'll be on the inside lane too, cutting straight across the outside lane.

If you know what I mean.

Drives me mental, so dangerous and completely illogical.

Yep. Happens to me on an almost daily basis. I see crashes because of it at least once a month.

In Andalucia roundabouts are convenient places to stop to pick up your mates...drop them off....or just stop for a chat.

Certainly not it is a typo and spellcheck didn't pick it up.

Yeah, you cant say faggot though.

Tourists who refuse to use self-checkouts, thus holding up horny-handed British sons of toil who are after cigs and/or lottery tickets.

Or ro********um.

Is your keyboard made of broken glass ?

Ha . Saw that when I was over in September. Said to my mate who I was with who are they kidding. Would'nt even be plausible as West Lewisham ;)

Mosquitos.

Or, to be precise, that one mosquito that buzzes around the room in the small hours of the morning.

Nowt wrong being old school. It's better than a Microsoft spell and grammar cgeck.

Those two tools have made people lazy.

You can say faggot. As in Brains Faggots, mash and peas.

I have a great mosquito repellant at night. My wife. They bite her but not me. Down to the marmite I eat which she doesn't.

I very much doubt marmite has anything to do with you being bitten less than your wife.

What about a bumch of sticks?

Why are your hands horny?

People that say "bye" 117 times when closing a phone call.

This snowflake culture that has emerged in recent years. When did we all get so ******* sensitive?

No, you hang up:supergrin:

It's down to the B vitamins in yeast apparently, which repel them.


Worked a treat in Thailand.

It’s true we used to top up with Vegimite in NZ and it really helped v the sand flies.

Why are you so sensitive about people being sensitive?

If they say “By-eee” they only have to do it once to be annoying.

I'd agree with that but you're over exaggerating - it's 5 byes that fck one right off.

Morons.

Go find a proper scientific paper that actually confirms this, rather than the same unproven bollocks that is repeated everywhere all over the web without a shred of scientific analysis.

Good luck (and don’t be misled by the official looking review done by a kid at school)

True?


Then there must be some proper scientific research that you can quote to back up your personal observations.

Good luck. :D

Agreed. Seems to have gotten worse lately

nose rings

Meditation headsets. F*ck off, you wankers. Another wizard wheeze designed to part idiots from their money. Snapchat Spectacles. Cottage Cheese Wi-Fi bookends. I made that last one up, but some gullible c*nt will try to buy them on Amazon. The Weimer Republic decadent?

Yep. For a school project I covered one half of my body in Marmite, the other left with nothing on and entered a pit of mosquitoes. I got bitten 398 times on the side with no yeast extract, but caught 237 on the other side. :eek:

One of my DIL’s has one.

I can’t decide whether it makes her look like a boar or a bull.

If I hadn’t watched the new Gilllette advert I’d have tried pulling it to see if it works properly on all species who have them fitted.

The ones that look like bull rings are grim. Okay with other types though.

I may have mentioned this before but if not then I believe it's worth mentioning again and again...

Supermarket morons who have deemed it fit to introduce mini trolleys for kids to push around their shops when times are busy. Morrison's in this case.

Especially around the Christmas period.

Now I'm not one to usually frequent the likes of Morrison's. Their crinkle cut gherkins being the only reason I visit but I asked a member of staff the reason for the kiddy trolly lark and was told that it eased the younger consumer into the shopping experience.

Needless to say that I'm on a new trek for a less chavvy kind of crinkle cut gherkin.

The search continues...

I would sneak into her room at night with some string tie one end round the snot ring the other end around the bedside cabinet.......Then set off the fire alarm.

The auto-correct on my phone

Tail me a blue tit

:D

:lux:

You don’t have kids, do you?

Spanish who sit within inches of each other but still feel the need to shout to have a conversation.

I do but he's nearly 26.
I love kids but I don't see the need for them to shove mini trollys around an already busy supermarket.
****** mental.

People who stand by zebra crossings but don't cross the road.

fM radio signals that now seem so weak you keep losing the station when driving.

People who query personal observations by demanding peer-reviewed, scientific studies to prove it! :D

Does it auto correct or just change random words to what can only be their Klingon equivalent for no reason?

Dab?

The weird ear thing where someone pieces/makes/I don’t know how the freaks do it, a hole in their ear lobe and inserts some implement in it. WTF is all that about?

Eh?

Not sure if this will work, but if it does ...... FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.google.com/search?tbm=is...BH-GkhBKNUOm5M

How on earth did your parents cope with taking you to the supermarket?