Yes you do, kind of. You can buy a multilink ticket that means you pay £57 return BUT it’s like cheap seats on an airline there are only a certain number of spaces per sailing. Sometimes you get vouchers thru the post for cheap day returns usually off season. We have one for a car + 7 for £38 at the moment with red funnel. Useful thing about that is you can use them for mates coming over. We hold two records. THE most expensive is our floating bridge that travels between 70 and 140 meters and charges £2.60. The second most expense I’ve is the Wightlink routes betweenportsmouth and Fishbourne and Lymington and Yarmouth. Simply put when we went away at half term the price quoted before I used my multilink was £180 return my cross channel ferry was £140 for twice the distance and a frequency of every half hour. The reason ? Competition and when the gnat sold them off they didn’t force any rules, in fact they declared that the IOW wasn’t an island so it didn’t have to be treated as one :(

Bloody power cuts. Was off from 4pm-9.15pm today, had another 2hr cut earlier in the week. It's getting like the 1970s in Orpington.! I almost had to talk to my wife.

How did you know she was there?
:D

Holy cow! I hope you don't come up to Selhurst Park every home game!

Oh she's always there. Must be our 5th power cut in a year. We've run out of candles as a result. As the light from the last one dwindled I resigned myself to bed at 8.30pm. I'm sure there's a metaphor there somewhere.

It is intensely annoying that no-one in Australia had the rights to show the FA Cup. Might as well be a third world country, as far as football's concerned.

Parents who shampoo their kids hair in the changing room showers while there’s a queue of kids wanting a quick rinse.

“Social Media Influencer”

Anyone who carries or bestows this title upon themselves needs to be burnt at the stake.

Watford whinging cheating horrible team

Nuff said

Imagine if she had replied....

Capoue scoring

Same in Spain

No-marks and slightly famous people crying crocodile tears.
I think it's called The Voice.

Apparently YouTubers now call themselves 'creators'...

Paul Ince and his "just sucked a helium balloon" ranting.

There’s no justice in this world.

Space films when someone is thrown out an airlock and they float away suffocating. They won’t, they will explode in seconds from their own internal pressure.

Rock orientated radio stations that don't play the greatest rock record of all time...


Nuff said.

What I love about that song is have no clue what the lyrics are, refuse to look them up, so delight in making them up. “ I’m a beatle and a nail” is perhaps the closest I’ve got

If Watford draws Millwall or Brighton in the next round.

Paul Scholes resigning by text. Disrespectful wkr.

Chocolate Chip Hot Cross Buns.

Why?? Just.... why??

I was at my daughters dance show.... they have several age groups, raging from 16-3yrs old. They usually end with the toddlers... at this show a group of parents got up during the toddlers final dance, their kids had done their dance and they just decided to go mid performance. It was heart breaking seeing about 20 adults get up and walk out during the toddlers dance. The lady that organises it went (rightly) mental on facespace (I’m not on it, but Mrs is). Some of the older toddlers thought they had done something wrong... some fvckin parents are broken.

Wankers

Tossers. Their loss, as the toddlers are the best bit. Getting in wrong and hopping around but loving it. I hope they feel ashamed.

Leaving before the end? Maybe they were Brighton fans....

My daughter sees this all the time. She teaches ballet to toddlers. Some of the parents are a f*cking nightmare. Needy horrors. Some of them borderline psychotic.

Disgraceful, selfish behaviour.

Peel and re-seal packs that never actually re-seal.

People who post things on Faceache like "Looking for a good, reliable mechanic/Plumber" etc....as if people read that and think "ooh, I was going to suggest my mate Tony, but he's a bit of a cowboy and these people want someone good...i won't do that then"

Or, as happened the other day, "Looking for a great singer for a wedding in August".....Oh, you want someone "great"...so average isn't going to work for you?

Wankers

Watching a tribute band yesterday and realising halfway through that they have got a vocal backing track playing behind the lead singer.

I would have called them out. Unless he had sung the backing track. Did you say anything Pedro?

Too right.

Yes, but I was drunk and it came out "phssffffwerestusssshhhhhwassap"

People who moan about plastic usage and then collect dog poo in plastic bags

Yeah, just use your fingers, you wimps.

Hmmm, at least they're collecting it. What should they use? I'd take umbrage at the morons who then fling the bag elsewhere.

If you'd ended your post after 6 words that would have sufficed for me!

And then eat it.

What a shithouse trick

Lots of faux hard men on here say 'snitches get stitches' with all seriousness, when they have never had the reason for anyone to report them for anything as they live normal lives.

That's awful. I would have shouted something, can't stand that kind of selfishness.

Getting judged by people handing out flyers

*person walks past
“New gym opening round the corner, 20% off?”
*person walks past
“New gym opening round the corner, 20% off?”
*person walks past
“New gym opening round the corner, 20% off?”
*I walk past
“.....”
*person walks past
“New gym opening round the corner, 20% off?”

Perhaps you is buff and ting.

Must have caused an echo effect? Surely they could have synced it? Dreadful!

They had a guy on the backline with a computer who was obviously doing the synch for the.lead singer. It became apparent when the singer backed out.of several high notes but the vocal carried on.

Maybe you look like you have better things to do than sit on gym machines taking endless selfies of yourself.

New staff at my local cafe....which means I have to re-train them as to my breakfast requirements.

Was it Beatleboy?

sausage barrier between beans and fried egg?

Nah,it was another crap band.

Those cars (mainly Audis, I think) that have a row of sequencing LEDs as their rear indicators. Classic example of doing something just because they can.

Probably not the biggest thing to get annoyed about, but they grate ... possibly because they are Audis ...

People who don't lift their feet when walking. Especially the lad at work.
Also people who go to the gym and can't lift shit. Especially the lad at work.
So, mostly the lad at work. Good for nothing yoot.

but aren't their space suits pressurised? wont that protect them?

Gym people who turn up to the Park run, looking round to see whose looking at them. Wearing all the latest flash and matching gear and trainers etc - even sunglasses. And their iphones strapped to their arms. And when the run starts, taking off like a shot and leading for about 200/300 metres, when everyone else begins to overtake them as they are blowing out of their ar$es.

Yep, annoys me too.

Don't ever move to Thailand.

A ?

Bring him to my gym and he can trip over that womans handbag all day.

Talking ofthe handbag lady, she has a new habit, she has a range of exercises needing 4 different sets of dumbells,of different weights....she thinks this means that she has to take all 4 pairs from the stand and stack them possesively next to her "spot"....I have now started to remove them whenever she leaves her "spot".

Knob neighbour putting the rubbish out last night and not picking up the shit that has been spread by the lovely fox's :veryangry:veryangry
Lazy wanker:veryangry

Haven't a clue what happened there but it was meant to be a response to Maidstoned's

sausage barrier between beans and fried egg?

When things go tits up at the same time...

Plumbing problem (sinks backing up/not draining) and WiFi at home has gone on the blink (No Apps opening/internet access on 2x iPhones or iPad).

I don't think it's connected... other than I've pissed God off or something!

Finally fix internet issue by rebooting modem, and plumber called but can't come until Friday...

It did confuse me... I though it just was something going over my head! :D

You've got the wifi back on, so just search out some Youtube plumbing tutorials and save yourself some money.

note to self: put your eyes in before you start posting in the morning

Why would someone do that? Thats mental.

Quite - that's what chips are for....

It's all about having the right tools, which in this case is a decent Roto Rooter snake.

I have one that fits an electric drill, but a) it's crap, b) not long enough, and c) last time I used it in this bathroom, it kept taking the wrong turn and coming out the adjoining bathroom sink and flaying around causing havoc and mayhem!

(And ended up calling a plumber anyway!)

I'm engaged in a spat at work with someone who insists on filling up and putting the kettle on after they've used it, so that the next person who wants boiled water has less time to wait for it. Apparently, it's not idiotic and wasteful; it's considerate and lovely.

That ******* BBC Sounds trailer that is broadcast ad nauseum on telly.

Now don't annoy me ME. Egg yolk mixed with beans sauce is just a waste.

chips will do, although might not be quite as efficient.

The egg yolk should be broken into the beans for a tasteful delight.

Waking up this morning and realising we are not in the FA cup final :(

Don't be daft, they should be on a side plate.

The Evening Standard. They never have anything good to say about Palace.

H. I am getting worried about you and Maidstoned. To much annoys you .Do either of you need to see a therapist or something ? Lot of anger there boys. :supergrin:

I'm not annoyed, it's more irritation....should I start a "Things That Mildly Irritate you" thread?

And the undisguised boorish editorial hatred of Theresa May. She fired you Osbourne, get over it.

I forgot that twit was editor.
On that note, Cameron and Osborne really annoy me. I firmly believe if it wasn't for their arrogant, condescending and threatening Remain campaign, the country would have voted Remain and we wouldn't be going through all this cr@p.

People seeing therapist at the drop of a hat annoys me... :rolleyes:

(Odd thing, in my real life (not my BBS persona) I'm pretty happy go lucky, and not much annoys me :cool: )

Pete. How many memories does this argument bring back?:lux:

For you, probably none....for me...loads. :D

I thought it was Biggus Mickus who got all wobbly if his beans touched his eggs (and that is not an euphemism!)

Don’t remember 100% but don’t think so

It’s strange. I love eggs and beans. Egg, chips and beans is a proper Monday night tea. Sausage, egg and chips is marvellous. But...

I would always have the chips or the sausage as a ‘barrier’. Fvck knows why because I love them together

No,it was a mate of his.....and Sexyrazor. I still whatsapp pics of beans and egg touching to her to make her vom.

Facebook deeming that the cover of Pixies’ Surfer Rosa (31 years old today, folks!) goes ‘against community standards’ because of nipplage.

Ah... OK thanks.

I guess we all have our idiosyncrasies!

Cleaning alloy wheels, bloody hateful job.

Sky News's The Pledge.

The panel just do my nut, particularly apprentice winner and 'business woman' Michelle Dewberry, Nick Ferrari and Carole Malone.

They are a stupid ****, please show them this.

I do this on site,as do the others.When you only get half hour to make then drink ya tea it all helps,specially when making for a few mates.
The difference is,we all know what time we will be in,so the kettle will be boiled as we come in,it's what mates do:p

Don't you care about the environment? Are you so arrogant that just because it's not you paying for the electricity, the cost doesn't matter? What about the quality of the tea. You do know that when you boil water you soften it and de-oxigenize it making it taste worse. And if you encourage your "mates" to make tea in a shoddy way, you risk them losing all respect for the tea-making process, thereby encouraging them to commit further outrages, like letting it stew, using old smelly milk, using too much milk, pouring the last of the water and a quantity of limescale into your cup (they're not going to pour limescale into their own cup).

Nah, it's just wrong.

:supergrin:

People who don't understand that this thread, like therapy, is a good place to vent annoyances and stop them becoming anger.

Here's a new one maybe. Down here in Brighton there are surprisingly very few electric car charging points. They have just installed a couple of lamp post charging points near us but haven't bothered marking them out on the road so people just park there as usual meaning you can't get to them to charge. What a waste of money that is - not blaming the other motorists but just seems pointless investing in them if you can't use them. Went down to the seafront and the two there weren't working either.

The one upside of all this was I then had to drive to the Withdean 'stadium' to charge and had a good chuckle at the memories of playing there.

Ham egg beans and chiips, yum. Add apineapple slice to open a new discussion.

Ans a fried egg on a pile of mash, beans on top.:love:

Yep, I will boil it anytime passing.

No
Yes
No difference to average Joe
Same as above.

People who don't get attemps at humour.