He's probably got contacts.

Not belittling that. Just pondering the legitimacy of their claim that a quarter of Britons drink it based on their minuscule sample. Do they know how many vegans/lactose intolerant people they asked in this sample? Just seems to be rather inadequate research. I have actually tried it myself, but didn't care for the taste.

Why? It’s far better for the environment. It’s supposedly better for health so why lunacy? I love milk, it’s my Achilles heal, and drink at leat 4 pints a day but if others want to drink Oat milk then great.

Agreed. People are perfectly free to drink it (I don't like it). Again, what I am querying is the claim that 25% of all people are drinking it on a such a tiny sample. Surely this claim is misleading at best?

Yeah, no way it’s as high as 25%, even amongst young people. There’s other non dairy milk options like almond milk.

Do what now?

You have 4 pints of milk a day? :eek:

I have no point to make on the drink Dave, but just to let you know that a sample of 2000 is enough of a sample to give a reasonably accurate sample of the UK population.

Yep at least. I’ve weaned myself down to skimmed but still go though a 2 litre bottle a day if I’m at home. If I’m traveling it’s normally about two pints but got to be fresh milk not UHT. A bit of a challenge in certain places.

Bores who go 'it's going to be a looooooong season'.

You'd move away from them in the pub sharpish

He is absolutely shite (assume you are referring to him doing the golf on five live ?)

Embarrassing by the BBC as per usual

Scottish women trying to be subtle

"And now on BBC1, Eastenders".

Not on my telly it isn't! Instead of robbing the over-75s of their free licence, if they want to save money, they should axe that heap of shite.

And AND AND they are actually going to a 10th anniversary episode of f*ckin Miranda! Jesus wept!!! I want my licence money back.

They'll probably follow that special up with a 30 minute best of Steven K Amos highlight reel.
What will they fill the other 29 minutes and 59 seconds with?

Steven K Amos; also unfunny, but one of the best balanced blokes around - a chip on each shoulder :moo2:

If I were the Governor General of the BBC the first thing I'd get rid of would be Alan Shearer and the second would be Gary Lineker.

Whilst I agree they’re overpaid, that adds up to about £2m.

Just another £748m to go to cover the over 75 licence, which is projected to reach a billion as the population ages.

Zoe Ball REALLY irritates the hell out of me, can't listen to her.

Errr who? errrr you errrr don't errrrr mean Zoe errrrr Ball errrr surely?

Stupid threads in the transfer forum

Right wing politicians and leaders for whom it seems lying is part of their DNA: tens of thousands of square km of Amazon forest slashed daily in Brazil for cattle raising, as surveyed by his own government, and the President just denies it (on BBC today) for business reasons.

Surely not!

Programmes about celebrities ( often of the micro variety) travelling, the latest, Five Go Barging. Feck off!

I do agree but think the 3 on the trawler were great.All 3 mucked in and did a great job in difficult surroundings.A job I could not do:p

The ridiculous over-exposure of Romesh Ranganathan

We are currently being bombarded with trailers for the less than enticing The Misadventures of Romesh Ranganathan on The BBC. This is on the tail of The Ranganation, Asian Provocateur and some bollocks where he went on holiday with his mother (comedians and their parents ... never seen that before) on the same channel.

And then over on Dave we've had Judge Romesh and a series of Taskmaster. Sky have blessed us with The Reluctant Landlord, a series of A League of their Own and some bollocks featuring him and Rob Beckett being unfunny. Not to mention incessant appearances on shows like QI, Mock The Week, 8 out of 10 Cats, Live at the Apollo etc etc etc

Kudos to his agent; he's clearly earning his commission but fecking hell. He's hardly an innovative comedy talent. Enough already. Is anybody out there a particular fan?

I think he's good, but yeah he is everywhere atm. Seems like a thing comedians do to cash in before people tire of their type of comedy. I remember Michael McIntyre and I think John Bishop being everywhere a few years ago.

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This

People who don’t use full stops.

Tbf, he jokes about filling the ethnic 'quota' all by himself, with a bit of the disabled slot too due to his eyesight.

There is a guy often with him, huge gleaming teeth - another mystery as to how he is always on. And that comedian with slight west country accent. He's always on and, yes, his mum too.

This too

Even on the ends of questions?

Maybe

What's that dot under the tilde?

There doesn't seem to be a definitive answer to this!

Is it a monster?

Is it a monster?

Fly Tippers - scum who should be parachuted over war torn Syria.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...ester-49047042

Blokes wearing thick jackets in the summer.

Saw three blokes today while shopping, in quite a humid heat, wearing jackets that I would feel are suitable wearing during winter. All three of them fancied themselves and were clearly wearing them because they felt it looked cool.

NO IT DOESN’T YOU PONCY TWATS! Clearly you’ve bought them at a cut down price because they’re not in season, and think it somehow makes you look more attractive to the opposite sex. If they’re looking for dumb, superficial empty headed pricks that they can easily manipulate then I guess you’re onto a winner.

Sort of along the same theme... why do lily white red haired people who have to walk around in floppy hats, Welders strength sun glasses, 100 SPF sun screen on their face making them look like Australian cricketers, wearing long sleeves UV protection T-shirts... complete with mini-me kids with the same affliction go to Hawaii for their holidays?

It's like someone who gets sea sick on the Woolwich Ferry thinking it would be a good idea to go on a cruise!

Ginger people can’t go to hot countries is the basis of what you are saying? Bit unfair...

Of just a coffee in 1998.

Not really saying that (Or not my intent). More that when you are looking for a place to go on holiday, surely things you should avoid (i.e. the sun in this case) should have an influence where you would be happiest or comfortable.

Admittedly it is mostly impossible to avoid the sun, even if you were to go to Manchester for your holiday.

I don't think a beach holiday in Hawaii would tick too many boxes... but hey, if they are OK with it, that is their prerogative. It just seems to irk me on their behalf! :)

Absolutely gets my vote!

I would add people who leave shopping trolleys in the the street. Vermin

Sorry .Vermin. Missed full stop.

Also, people that leave their litter in shopping trolleys so when you use it you have to remove it. Crisp packets, choc wrappers, used tissues...saw a banana skin in one yesterday. Lazy pricks.

Just monkeying around mate...

Think Trump has banned gingers from the west coast of the States.

And people call him a fool??

Pokemon cards. Day 2 of the school holidays, do I want a Pokemon battle again? No I f*cking don't. I don't understand it. I never win. It's a load of nonsense. Why hasn't it died out? Why didn't the Enola Gay have more atom bombs on board to wipe Japan from the map & save me from this complete bollocks.

I think we live in the same house

Edit: Although I have my 6yo wanting to play, not WCB

Having to carry my own shopping bags.
Paper straws

People waiting to step on a bus to then try and find out their Oyster card.

People who pretend they didn’t know their Oyster card doesn’t have enough credit.

My kids, lazy arsed little freeloading *****.

VTCs. Pootling along at 5 mph pretending they're not illegally angling for punters. 20,000 ******* Uber and Cabify licences they've handed out in Madrid in the last couple of years. *****.

Wankers that just want to stir up trouble

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-49084466

How did they not get sick?

B Johnson- PM

People who can't queue properly at a bus stop. Didn't we all used to face the direction the bus was coming from!

They must have been very drunk surely.

Eejits who put their hand out to stop a bus at a compulsory stop.

Stopping right in front of the train station barriers to look is another practice of the lesser brained ****wit.

Oh dear, I think that's me.

I'm annoyed by people typing loudly because they want you to know that they're working. You're supposed to be working!

Also, people who keep their loud heavy and chunky bracelets or watches on, to bang about on the desk as they type. ******* take it off!

I do it too. I ain't trusting the driver not to shoot straight past me. It happened once (about 35 years ago) - never again.

C units who think it's a good idea to have a bonfire on the hottest day of the year area completely covered in smoke as no breeze at all, complete tossers

I've seen them go past even with the arm out.

I agree with this, absolute scum.

Thick bastards who genuinely argue that Hitler was a socialist

Russell Howard. No idea how that bumpkin gimp ever got himself a slot on TV, let alone as a comedian. At least Romesh is funny at times.

Boris Johnson and his smug gurning face
Boris Johnson's cabinet
Jeremy Corbyn's ineptitude
The heat
Jordan Ayew

I think he means that bloke with the irritating laugh and huge nashers, Rob Beckett.

Optimism being portrayed as a solution to overcoming realism.

That "well I didnt know" becoming an excuse for my kids doing something stupid.

They ain't going to paint the house for you.

The **** who last did my engine oil sump drain plug up.

I hope he dies.

My daughter spent 10 minutes with a roller and a wall........then the teenage shoulder slump started.

To be pos repped when l get to a lap top although l am not to displeased with the Ayew signing but spot on with the rest of the post.

BBC reporters telling us how fecking hot it is .

Channel 5 doing a special on it, with Jeremy Vine.

The tossers yelling out "stop Brexit" while reporters are doing what they do.


F*ck off you attention-seeking twats.

Phew ! What a scorcher. Have you had that headline yet in the Mirror.

Mosquitos. ****s.

Why would that annoy you? Bus stops .... job done ...

Easyjet today. I use them all the time, only ever had one delay of any worth. Get an email this morning, my flight today has been delayed by 2 hours which means I will miss my connection to my brothers stag weekend in Riga :(

Player plus cash deals for Zaha. Get fecked

Should've gone British airways. Bleeding foreigners can't be trusted.

Lots of poofs on easy Jet too

Should have just changed my hospital appointment and gone with the rest of them from Gatwick yesterday :(

Riga will be full of foreign types, al. You wouldn't want to be mixing with them at all so it's probably for the best. It's much better to stay here & surround yourself with your own gene pool.

Perhaps he wanted to visit the holiday camp the Germans built there a while back.

What a shame. They will be missing you.

Love the fact you think I am a racist. I'm not. Anyway easyjet will get me to Luton on time, Wizzair are ******* me up now.

You don't think races should mix, but you're not a racist? Okay.

My son's BA flight back to Kingston this morning was also delayed by two hours...but no email though!

I think they should, but they don't, outside if work anyway. In the main, there are obviously exceptions.

Whats that beeping noise?

I don't blame Wiz.

You need to go back read all my posts, I'm not backtracking.

Just walked into my local for a pint and the first thing I see is AWB playing in a wankers shirt in a replay of their tour match:(

Yuck.

Oh! the beer/s is/are/will be fine:p

My first pint would have been launched at the screen. I'd enjoy the second one then.