As far as I know I didn't know the poor guy... I was just trying to say, it must be pretty annoying to drop dead. I'm sure he didn't go out for a walk with that in mind.

Farmers and their big arse incredibly slow vehicles. Staying in a sleepy midlands village at the moment and the amount of times I’ve ended up stuck behind a tractor on a single lane road for ages is not amusing me. Try desperately to over take but not being able to because of oncoming cars and bendy lanes that restrict your view to safely over take. And all the while these flaming good for nothing farmers trundle along without a care in the world.

PULL OVER YOU CARROT MUNCHING, WHEAT CHEWING FECKERS!

Chillax bruv, you’re on your holidays (presumably)

Yep, what's food for anyhow?

Celebrity chefs and "fine dining", what a load of pretentious twattery.

Not being able to find the bbs app. Does one exist?

Dougie 87

This could be a busy thread today!

Quite right. Give us a bash at the bangers and mash me muvver used to make:)

I was at the cricket last night in Canterbury and they stopped for 10 minutes within three overs of the game starting because of the low sun.

London plastic wanker Man U twats :jerkit:

Perhaps you could help them get to Old Trafford ss im sure for most of them it will be their first visit

Kids on pubs.

Me too. I regularly climb up on to roofs to push them off.

You know what I meant :D.................but come to think of it ,you may have something.;)

"my great uncle's mate's dad was a Manc who went every game, I'm not a glory hunter"

The wankfest on the live BBC feed all about and for the wankers. Wankers = brilliant but need to better and are having an off day. Palace = lucky

American pindits saying the wankers should have had 5957463675859 penalties.

Zebra crossings.

If the car doesn't stop you tell yourself it doesn't matter, but you feel indignant anyway; the awkward acknowledgement of thanks; the man-on-man gallantry is emasculating.

No, I can't stand them. I'd rather wait.

And now I’m on a train full of them twats all miserable and drowning their sorrows with booze, lovely :lux:

Tell them Liverpool are already leading 3-0, that’ll cheer ‘em up!

:sob::sob::sob:

Things that annoy you
 

Anyone who uses the saying “looks a player” when describing a footballer.


Cringeworthy.

Prats that wait until a sat evening in great weather to have a bonfire. DO IT when it’s cloudy not when everyone is out side you selfish *****

Not really annoying more a bit weird what's with adding ******* kisses to posts in GPD saw it a few times yesterday then again today.

Theft. Lazy ****ers that can be bothered to work to buy stuff and think it’s easier to nick it. I sometimes wonder whether Singapore has the right idea with the rattan. High dense population and very very crime free.

When Sharia law come?

Ooh, someone fancies you. Xxx

They were not talking to me, what made it stranger it was just a match report xx

EFA

singapore the place that makes switzerland seem exciting and edgy.

:D

When hand cut off

Have to agree. I like Singapore for a holiday, but wouldn’t want to live there, just too small and sanitized. I found Malaysia next door much more interesting.

Yes, agree as well.

My wife described it perfectly as "Disneyland does the Far East"

Things that annoy you
 

Sainsbury’s Cash Passport. Good idea. Isolate your holiday money from your bank account. No fees for small convenience purchases. Works just like any payment card. “You can top up via the app”. Yes. So we “top up via the app” but the money’s not available until a) it’s cleared “up to 5 days” and b) another 24 hours for it to be added to your card. Naively we assumed that “top up via the app” was something quick. Given that uk bank transfers are now for the most part instant this ‘fine print’ is bordering on mis-selling.

Now the funds are going to go in when we’re back home and we’ll have to pay fees to convert them back to sterling and withdraw them.

Of course if Sainsbury’s advertised this they’d lose half their market.

Edit: what actually annoys me about it is that you end up having to assume the worst. Caveat emptor, fair enough, but to read between the lines to decipher whether what is suggested is actually what is going to be provided is just too tiring. It’s like {some low cost airlines} who seem positively to be trying to trick you into breaking their rules.

What, how dare you, i am 80 and i feel, well elderly i suppose.

I think people feel as if they are wearing a Lakers jersey standing in Compton with their hand over fist having just spilt some 40oz on the curb, when saying this phrase. Really they are not Ice Cube but Steve from Henley-on-Thames.

You can't just say cricket, its red ball or white ball, or 50 overs or T20 etc, but we are not really supposed to talk cricket, see Bubbs11 , 6 posts up.

Absolutely they do, no graffiti there either (3 swipes on the bum if you get caught.

Nicky Campbell and whatever highly irritating bint he hosts the morning show on Radio 5Live with. Their ‘chat’ and views on all and everything is so annoyingly right on, sit on the fence, sterile, uninteresting, wet, weak as water trite I’ve ever heard. And don’t get me started on their attempts to make a joke. Just STOP! PLEASE!

And those listeners that email the show with their comments on things are no better. They must live in some sort of fairytale everything is wonderful bubble. Where is this place? I want to live there!

Apparently yesterday, a man from New Zealand was given an England shirt to wear and he proceeded to hit this red round cork thing with a long willowy bit of wood a few times; and now everyone is calling for him to be given a knighthood.

Vain people who do selfies. I think you are mentally ill.

An inconsiderate neighbour who for 3 beautifully sunny days over a Bank Holiday uses circular saws etc all day to build a very large shed, we're lucky to have a nice large garden to enjoy with our family in weather like this, but can't hold a discussion because of the noise and are being forced to go out.

****

He’s probably got the saw on hire, due back soon.

I had to endure the same earlier in the summer when a neighbour was chain sawing up trees in his garden from dawn to dusk. But next day it was all over, so I reckon he’d borrowed/hired it and was therefore up against the clock.

I pity you if you live beside someone who loves a ‘Bank Holiday Project’.

Anyone who is getting tv time on the back of that god awful only way is essex, along with love island. But Gemma collins in particular , vacuous oxygen thief. Cant bear the bitch. :wallbash:

F**k off, you miserable c*nt. :D. XXX

'Living my best life'. Kill, kill, kill..

Maybe it was a barbecue :D

Disneyland is what my dad compares Dubai to.

Add living my best lunch

Not as bad as "nom nom".

Yeah **** these people. Social media has brought the worst out of people publicly.

Some crazy commonwealth related thing?

Worth every penny.

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How old are you then?:lux::lux::hi:

'Arg' was a showbiz reporter today on ITV This Morning - seemed like a normal person but totally out of his depth on ordinary TV.

People who ask a question on Daily Question thread and then forget to check answers.......mentioning no names Selhurst Celtic....... Just thought I might be on his ignore list......!!!!!!

:angel:

Djokovic

This and these types

Pathetic, childish bollocks. ‘Home is where the heart is’ ‘Smile Everyday’ ‘Love is all around us’ etc etc etc blah blah blah

Oh do fvck off

Ignorant people chopping trees down in their gardens. A neighbour of mine chopped down 3 lovely silver birches and left a small row of fir trees. Stupid thick cunit

Finding out about a Craft Beer Festival being held in Romford Market on the 7th Sept when I fly out to Kefalonia on the 4th:wallbash::wallbash:

Cheers.. appreciate the answer kind of brought back memories particularly 1970 Man City 1991 Man Utd Clinton goal against Sheffield Wendesday.

I'M GOING TO KEFALONIA. ON HOLIDAY.

:hi:

:p

I don't have anybody on ignore, by the way. Think of all those arguments I'd miss out on.

:veryangryIt was tongue in cheek we don't always agree but have respect for your views ....well ok respect might be wrong word to describe my usual response of... what is he prattling on about now.....

:D :love:

No mate, not my style. More like "Oh good, at least I can get a decent ale round here for a change".

Loads of pubs but no proper ales:( Unless you wanna count the fizz the spoons shunt out.:wallbash:

Still I'll read you, Biggus et al on wattsapp in the sun instead.

Who's that al geezer?:hi:

Oh do get a room, you too! :eek::supergrin::love:

I too am going on holiday soon.
And coincidentally I chopped down a fir tree last weekend.
SPOOKY.

People who use too when meaning two :supergrin::veryangry

:hi:

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Things that didn't bother you in your youth but do now...(poss new thread)

Food stuck in your teeth

Only mustering the enthusiasm for one round of anything

I’m in my youth and it annoys the hell out of me.

Why?

My Desert Island Discs luxury item would be dental floss :D

Teachers resigning a week before term starts. Wankers.

Idiot haircut?

His hair is so thick it probably repels water. I'm actually jealous.

Bad Breath (on other people)

People who refer to everyone as "guys" even if they're female.

People who call you "Bud".

I'm sure the same people also use terms like "smashed it" and start Facebook stories with "when......" or "so....."

Is it from the Tony Pulis school of teaching?

Nailed it, fella.

What's all this 'you love to see it' crap that Millennials keep wittering on about?

Weird.

Not being able to remember the thing that annoyed me. That's really going to annoy me.

People asking me to do things

My entire family's inability to book a ******* flight.
They've been at it for about a month now. Waiting for the "right price" and then when they've found a flight, not booking it due to some issue like payment method or the airline website not working.
I absolutely guarantee I will have to book the damn flights. And I guarantee I will get it done in 10 minutes.

:lux::lux::lux:

My wife's habit of answering a question with a question.

Me: When did you have *** test done?

Her: Who wants to know?

Does it all the time...

Again my wife... along these lines. She insist on talking to the hotel when booking a room rather than booking on-line.

9 times out of 10 she is talking to someone at a corporate booking facility that is in the Philippines or the like and the person has never been to the hotel in question.

Oh well what ever makes her happy.

Get this all the time someone does something to help then ****s it up and it takes twice the time to sort it out than it would have done to just do it myself.

I've been calling all genders 'fella' for the past 2 years - much to my own amusement.

Things that annoy you
 

I use it, its sort of a generic people word now

Gotta do it, duck.

You know it, my handsome.

Spot on, geezer.

All the Kevin Friend "gags".

Thanks for being a Friend.