People who get involved in things, in the wrong spirit.

I agree to John.

Plumbing, hate it and anything related to it.
We had a the loft conversation done a couple of years ago, en-suite and all that, very nice and tidy. The 2 year old fancy dancy fitted plug in the basin perished and I had to replace. What a palaver. About 2 reels of ptfe tape and a small tub of plumbers mate putty later, and a new tube of sealer and a wife who’s not speaking and I think it’s still dripping :veryangry

I have made a personal truce and will not call him 'Kevin Fiend' again - until he wrongs us next time :D

Myself! Still faffing about indoors and not making the most of a day off work. FFS, its 12.15pm and l'm still on the bloody BBS :wallbash:

Those bloody Vodafone ads with the silly women in the silly garb with the silly running around with silly pauses for silly poses. And the crap song.

What on earth is that all about? Who exactly is that all aimed at?

Or am I just getting "too old and jaded"? :(

Thought exact same thing! Wtf is that about?
Someone will come along soon and tell us it’s got us talking about Vodafone so it’s done it’s job.
But it’s still just a shit advert.

Think I've worked it out.

It's pretentious bollocks aimed at dopey Millennials.

My wife's ability to take all enjoyment/excitement out of going on holiday with her packing and prearranging histrionics!

And no Selhurst Celtic... I am not trying to drop a subtle (or not so subtle) hint I'm going on holiday somewhere.

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A SMALL DICKED ****, MUST BE ONE OR THRE OTHER

Me too. I do quite a lot of renovation work but I try to avoid plumbing, such a pain in the arse.

Dunno what's wrong with the misses but if she's got the hump cos of the leak get her to effing do it, see if that cheers her up!

(although you just know she'll wrap one bit of tape around it and it will magically stop)

Would never buy anything vodaphone as they sponsored the wankers

Nicky Manaj retiring. So much talent. Such an early age....

getting superglue on my favorite hoodie

You can have everything except the crap song bit, tis a thing of beauty.

Is the right answer

:supergrin:

You agree to John what?

She actually was pretty talented. Retired in about 2009 when she stopped making good rap mixtapes and started making terrible, over sexualised pop music.

Rappers who's lyrics are so shit that the only way they can get them to fit is to completely mispronounce the word or say it in a different voice.

Every Nikky Minaj song winds me up for this very reason

They are silicone.

:D :p

See also Snap’s ‘dancer/cancer’ debacle.

And de Burgh’s ‘romance/chance’ atrocity.

My wife loves that song, so much so that I'm having to accompany her to see the guy in concert in Leicester next spring. I've said to her we may as well turn up at 10.00, it's his only hit and he's bound to play it last.

Too

You agree to John too?

Mark ronson? He’s fairly well known...

Foxes that have the whole of the Surrey countryside to take a dump - but insist on using my garden.

In that case I've got the wrong advert. Which shows how all this stuff just washes over me. The one I'm on about is called Michael Kumquat or something and the song was used on a TV show called Big Little Lies.

,

I miss those Gladstone Brooks ads :(

Against my better judgement, you lot forced me to google it.

Apparently it is by Mark Ronson, Alicia Keys and The Last Artful, Dodgr, or something and is called Truth. I am definitely too old and still none the wiser. And it is still crap :D.

My brain.

Went up to town with the little-un by train and bought a load of clothes for her - £70 worth. Only went and left them on the feckin train back home. :jerkit::clown:

Nothing from lost property yet :sob:

People who kindly leave bags of clothes to less fortunate people but don’t realise the clothes are way too small to be any use to them.

:D


Well the story has just taken an unbelievably coincidental turn.

I sent a message to keltic eagle and our old estranged BBSer Elgin eagle, who are train drivers up here to see if they thought there was any chance of the bag making it to lost property. It only turned out that Elgin had just finished driving the actual train i’d left the bag on! He went back on it and lo and behold I received a message from him with a picture of my lost bag!!! What a legend.

Honestly the odds of that is just ridiculous.

Lovely stuff. Enjoy the moment before someone comes on here and slags him off..

Fantastic, what a small world.

So they should - he’s just text me to say he’s eaten the rest of the half eaten crisp packet my daughter left in there. :D

Just to put it in perspective. We boarded the train in Edinburgh and it travelled 35 miles south with our bag. Then returned back to Edinburgh, at which point Elgin boarded and drove it 40 miles north to Perth, and that’s when he saw my text and checked. Legend!

That is brilliant!!

I've just won an Ebay auction for some kids clothes but now the guy says he needs to cancel

It did cross my mind :D

I think it’s the stuff of BBS reinstatement/redemption. He’s like Nelson Mandela.

People who check in to Starbucks on Facebook. Feck off!

How much is the ransom?

Or is it to be exchanged for a return to The BBS?

People who go to Starbucks.

Unfortunately unlike Snap, I do not have the power.

Alright for takeaways.
Sitting in - no. All the atmosphere of a mortuary.

Did the seller by any chance try to offload some varnish instead?

Stop being a tit.

and buy everything from Amazon.

Ha ha brilliant

BBS gold !

:supergrin:

All Elgin’s Russian dolls have new clothes now

Bless him :lux:

All rap is crap, mind you, I still like Glen Miller

Does anyone under the age of 40yo buy holiday/travel insurance any more ? There doesn't seem a week go buy without a story about a crowd funding appeal.

I might have posted this before, but people who drive in flip flops, brainless morons:jerkit:

Post the picture so we can see how his hair is doing.

Illegal as well now I think

Madness it’s so cheap as the odds are slim but the potential for stopping a nightmare are worth every penny. I had a ski accident that was my fault but the bloke I hit ended up with a broken collar in 3 places and airlifted to hospital. Operated on and in Hospital for two weeks. Off work for 6 months. 100’s of thousands of pounds in costs. And I simply wrote a quick statement to the insurance company and they sorted it all out !

Precisely, I can't believe the gall of some people asking to be bailed out for their stupidity.

And of all the people to reply ......

:D

95% of holidaymakers that fall off balconies probably deserve to.

Darwin award winners

Bless.

Restauntants that put on a service charge without asking

Restaurants that put on a service charge but still leave the bill open for you to add more.

You don't have to pay the service charge.

England losing to Australia in any sport.

Downton Abbey

Had to sit through that shower of shite as a series and now they make a film. Same as pride and prejudice. Saving grace of that was an episode of red dwarf when kryten brought into the equation a sherman tank

14 shillings for a 1½ oz bar of Cadbury's Dairy Milk.

Does that leave you enough for fish and chips and your bus fare home ?

Probably only a fishcake and six - I do have to pay my bus fare back! But no 3d Aero - otherwise I have to walk.:(

Try doing that in New York and see how you get on.

What about four Black Jacks for 1d.:D

It was 8 for a penny in the 60s - any combination of Black Jacks and Fruit Salads. Chuck in a few Flying Saucers, Milk Bottles and Sugar Prawns and you were a dentist's nightmare for less than sixpence.:lux:

Lovely memories. Endless Toffee Strips, buying jarred sweets in 2oz paper bags.

Especially when the service is shit

That’s the time to refuse to pay it.

In most places it is illegal, but they seem to get away with it. Always down at the bottom in writing that you need a magnifying glass to read.

That the sherbet lemons you buy today don’t seem to have any sherbet in

Hipster 5Live sports presenters using the phrase ‘Kicking the can down the road’ at every opportunity, regardless of appropriateness.

They're not exactly festooned with lemons, either.

Put it into drafts, you can also edit it there,

Just finished redecorating the home office a few days ago. First work from home day today, walk down the garden to find it 3 inches under water.

:(

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There's a dark programme in the BBS script that releases bots onto posts at the submission stage. Based on a complex algorithm, if the post is deemed overly long & boring then the system protects its users by flushing such turds. You may just need to up your game rather than copy & pasting stuff.

INXS. Urgh.

My wife who seems obvious to things sometimes, came home from 5 a side early on Monday after pulling a muscle in my calf, so in a bit of pain, also shattered from work after doing a 12 hour day due to our new system being put in. Our son was working until about 11.30pm that night, I wanted to go to bed but said I cant as I have to go and collect him, hoping she would say dont worry I can go, but instead I got "Do you want me to come with you?"
Why Why Why would I want that ??? Just go yourself!!

Hang on... your wife plays 5 a side?

Is the correct answer.

Isnt that obvious?

Pallet is way past the honeymoon stage I see.

Ha !

I first read that as Fishcake and sex !

Car drivers that treat every set of lights like a Formula 1 starting grid. W*nkers!

Doctors.
I've spent my whole adult life dodging these c*nts.
Now these c*nts have caught up with me.

C*nts.

“Can I have your shirt” placards at Football. Ain’t too proud to beg, obviously.

Anyone that doesn't like Hanson.

the ones that did this...


Choose this version as it will make you all feel old.

Who is this "Hanson"?


A popular beat combo m'lud.