Golfers?

I'd have to answer "No, with blue jeans and chinos please"

Delivered 10 mins before kick-off

Grumble.

Funny you should say that. Our village FB page has pretty much just lynched a lost delivery driver as a child-snatcher.

Dunno don't play golf

Strange, you struck me as the type.

The middle aged woman on her phone tonight who said “soz” & “tomorra “ like she’s a teenager. Pathetic.

That makes bloody Microsoft look stable. :supergrin:

Always appreciate honest, from the heart, posts like yours. :)

That gum advert with the zombie 'yeah, but I'm kinda hot' girl.

No you aren't.

The voice of experience from one so young is truly a rarity in these challenging times.

Toiletham Shitespur.

Tiling.

Performing open heart surgery under water is easier than tiling a kitchen.

The phrase 'Early Doors'. **** off!

The phrase 'rocked up', for me.

Vikki Sparkes' voice and Stephen Fry full stop

Spurs losing to the Tesco Bags

Yes.

What is wrong with saying ‘turned up’?

Sounds like people think they arrived with an entourage that included 50 Cent.

Great result for our Champions League campaign.

More of a cringe but a middle aged man calling Zaha: ‘Wilfy’ behind me at West Ham.

Why is that cringey ? I shouted it several times at the big screen in my local

Bit ageist. Only young people can can say ‘Wilfy’? Or you saying opposite: only old men can call him ‘Wilfy’?

Think they are showing signs of affection for one of Palace’s greatest players no? And - let’s face it - make more modern or matey a frankly rather old fashioned first name (in Britain, i stress). Do you not agree, MFBiasy?

Cockney accents

Nothing to do with age.

Just calling him ‘Wilfy’ made me cringe.

Because it makes me cringe. Crack on if you like calling him it. It doesn’t need anymore explanation than it makes me cringe. That’s the point of this thread.

So over rated :)


Mind you in Sheffield they might class you as a Cockney. Even though you are a south london boy, the northerners wouldn't know any difference.

Bloke in the upper calls wilf will ... annoys the crap outta me

Didn't Roy use to call Wilf "Will" ?

Yeah you’re right, I have been called cockney a couple of times.

Once by someone who was from Middlesbrough, so I made an effort to call him Geordie for the rest of the night :D

Maybe he has no lower lip?

And flat caps.

Why mention he was middle aged ?

Because it was a characteristic. I would of found it cringey not matter who said it and what age but for different reasons. I’ll investigate why I said it as you asked, I guess it sounded abit odd coming out of a grown man, like a child talking about their pet rabbit.

Im a self aware nob on this matter. I only call players by their surnames so even hearing people call him ‘Wilf’ annoys me, so for me this is next level. Im aware Im very much in the minority and others will take issue.

Is Wilfy boy aceptable?

I like ‘go on Wilfy son’ personally. Adds a bit of personality to it. Rather than calling him Zaha, like opposition fans do.

Dougie is currently scouting Sotiris Papagiannopoulos & Sokratis Papastathopoulos for a double Greek deal, so hold on to your hat.

:supergrin:

Would love this :D

New work-talk drivel - 'Scrum in a box', 'Agility champions'

Pub-quizmasters who give incorrect answers & then proclaim that 'The quizmaster's answers are final' (even when they're clearly wrong)

Fella I work with from Harrogate refers to Sheffield people as cockneys :)

Was in a hotel near Carlisle Saturday night.

I knew where the guy was from as soon as he opened his mouth and knew he had to be Palace.

Not just because of his accent but also because of what he said. Which was: "Yessssssss, get in!".

'Making new memories..'. Oh, do f*ck off.

Was he in the room next to you? He might not have been watching football .....:lux:

You lost, didn't you.

Being told by a quack this morning that I should eat more celery and beetroot.
C*nt.

Making new traditions :clown:

Sounds like both your Grocer and the wife will be happy about that.

Why would he tell you to eat things that aren't food?

Yes. By the one bloody point we'd have got had the quizmaster recognised that Mr Good IS one of the Mister Men whose surname begins with G.... :supergrin:

F*cked if I know.
I told him this morning that I had no wish to prolong my life..unless it's got sugar on it.
It's not so much my diet as it's the smoking that's killing me, apparently.
I'm 55 now which is very young for someone to have a stroke. Apparently.
I've no desire to reach old age, apart from seeing my grandson grow older so it seems like I'm at an impasse somewhere.
I dunno...

Mr Greedy.
Mr Grumpy.
Mr Gobshite?

You left out Mr Miserable.
You c*nt.

Apparently there is both a Mr Grumpy and a Mr Grumble....

Is there a Mr Growler?
Asking for a friend.

I think we both know the answer to that...

Extinction Rebellion. Just screwed up our challenging as it is child pick up/child care arrangements until they decide to go and have a wash. My wife has had her shift patterns changed to suit them and it has royally f##cked us.

Go and protest in a country that doesnt do anything not one that does more than most you jobless, soap dodging parasites.

Send this to the cheating ****.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mr._Men

Sounds like the Donald Trump of quizmasters...

Celery & Sweet Beetroot- yuk

He was in the kitchen and he did subsequently profess the correct religion.

Finally had to courier new photos to Liverpool myself at an extra cost to myself. Passport came back today after 6 weeks.

Crap system and the passport looks crap as well. A kaleidoscope of colour on each page. Immigration will have fun finding spaces to put their stamp.

Oh it doesn't have European Union on the front, for what that's worth.

You do know that a large minority of pre-pensioners in scouseland are now going around with new bus passes and various other free amenities with your name and doctored photo on it. Of all the places in all the world why put a passport office there?

:)

Trying to match the texture coating on a wall after patching a hole using texture in a can.

Devil's spunk....

The anti BBC slant on the BBS

Not working due to my illness. Bored the shit out of me.
Thank Christ I'm back on Monday.
And I hate what I do too.

Piers Morgan and Melanie B sat next to eachother and not a lone sniper in sight.

Well it's taken us six weeks so far to pay our car tax and they've just told us we've to wait another four weeks for a logbook before we can pay it and we can't drive the thing in the meantime. At least at the passport office if you need a faster turnaround you have the option of paying for it. These people are total dinosaurs.

If you ran a commercial business like this you'd be toast.

Well there are a few reasons for that.

Lineker = BELLEND
Shearer = BELLEND
Crooks = BELLEND
Wright = BELLEND
Jenas = BELLEND

There are a few others but I think you get the idea.

The BBC is a shit stain on the country

Awful organisation

Can’t agree there mate. Yes, there’s a shedload of toss on there, but ultimately it provides a fantastic service, especially on Radio.

I think a lot of people would miss it if it disappeared.

Anne Sacoolas

I was actually fuming about that this morning.

I assume Mr Glug has a drinking problem...

This all started out as a 10 to 12mm hole in the drywall. Took me all day yesterday to get a match with the texture coat I was OK with. Today I started to paint the patch... trouble is the paint is a custom colour and is a new can from the original wall paint. Touched up area just did not look right as was slightly lighter than, so decided to paint the whole frigging wall, so another day shot, than tomorrow if everything looks good, I will have to clean up all the masking and put back pictures and fixtures.

Probably should have just stuck a framed picture over the hole in the wall and moved on!

On the whole the BBC is bloody amazing, producing a whole range of TV and radio shows that cater to a diverse audience.

However, I do think they've lost their way when it comes to politics and they force themselves to present balance

The only choice you have now is to move house

Oh god, then we will have months of moaning about "real estate", its representatives, removal men being late and breaking his wifes collection of commemorative Civil War plates.

Super market carparks and the idiots that park so close to you that they can’t get out of their own car without their door hitting your car :veryangry:veryangry
And idiots at mini roundabouts that don’t give way to the right :veryangry

To be fair to H, that is what this thread is for.

A while back I had someone park so close to mine they couldn't get out the drivers door and had to climb over in to the passenger seat to get out that door. The stupid thing was there was no-one parked on the other side of him and he could have easily reversed out and parked better!

Today's grumble is car dealers and the usual banging your head against a wall due to the weird logic they use.

Has it been changed to "things that make you moan" then?

I'll try and be annoyed in a more upbeat tone going forward...

Maybe I'll change my username to "Pollyanna".

moan moan moan moan....maybe "Victor Meldrew"? Unless the septics did an American versuion? :)

You have a wonderful day now ME...

The sun is up and the birds are singing, and no palace game this weekend to spoil the mood.

The patched and painted wall looks good this morning, and my wife says it looks fine.

Now where's that happy-face emoji...

Half the problem is cars are fatter and bigger than the used to be. I saw a HUGE Audi 4x4 using a space that was sticking out half way across the road. Thought it was bad parking but he/she was right to the wall. It was just so ******* big.

See, you can do it. :lux::supergrin:

awwwww. And they all lived happily ever after.

I should add that we went to the bar/restaurant that the old moaning Hedgehog moaned about in the past on this thread due to the fact they have bands playing to next to no customers.

Well the new happy Hedgehog really enjoyed the 3 piece band last night, and was very impressed. There was even a larger crowd (albeit a few appeared to be "with the band").

We were happy to hang around after eating until they finished their set, and applauded them appropriately with enthusiasm, not just to be polite.

My Shepard's Pie was also exceptional... Even the A1 source went well with it as a stand in for the empty HP bottle.

:)

You go,fella.

Went to see ‘Joker’ last night, which is excellent btw, and was irritated by three things during the pre movie entertainment...

1: The noise! Why so bloody loud!?!
2: Shoot em up/blow em up trailers of films. How feckin pointless! These people that make these films need to grow up
3: The condescending voice before the movie begins that tells you to switch your phone off and not talk to the person next to you...GO F**K YOURSELF! I’ve paid nigh on 50 quid for your premium seats and refreshments ....if I want to glance at my phone and have a little quiet tae ta tae with Mrs Bubbs during the film I bloody will do you fascist bastards.

1. To drown out the inconsiderate arseholes who cant sit and watch a film without discussing it and anything else, with their friends and family.

2. Because theyre good fun and the noise drowns out the inconsiderate arseholes who can't sit and watch a film without having to discuss it, and anything else, with their friends and family.

3. If you can't sit and watch a movie for a couple of hours without looking at faceache or whatsapp and then having a chat about it with your friends and family then I would think eveyone else around you would orefer you did **** off and spend your fifty quid elsewhere. You inconsiderate arse.

:p:love:

Ooooh get her 👜

Would you be happy to pay 50 sovs to watch a film, only to have it ruined by some inconsiderate arsehole who cant stop looking at their phone and chatting to their friends and family?

Rules are there to be broken you conformist sheep.

I know it’s tongue in cheek (or at least I hope it is) but how is me glancing at my phone and leaning over to mention something about the film to my Mrs really disturbing someone or even noticeable....unless you’re watching me instead of the screen in which case you have very good taste.

To be fair, I don't want distractions, I just want to concentrate on the film for 90-120 minutes.

I truely have no idea what people feel the need to mention during a film. "Please pass me the Popcorn / Fanta" is all I understand a need for. My experience is Mrs Stockport who I can always sense is simply bursting to tell me that the bloke in the leather jacket used to be in Casualty and the girl they've kidnapped is some famous American's daughter who used to date Ronaldo. She knows I'm not interested in the slightest, sometimes she can resist, sometimes not :p