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Craig David as the main NYE act.
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Ultra Low emission zone in london. All my Bikes are not allowed some new "Old" ones are not allowed. Even a 125 Scooter I was looking at for my son. Bikes arent like Cars THEY MOVE so far less pollution.
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For example, how do you charge your vehicle if you live in an apartment block? To me, it seems a way of rinsing motorists for more cash, hidden under the umbrella of environmental concerns. Whilst other governments have taken a far more proactive approach, leading to much faster change. |
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Giles Coren. I used to be neutral about him, but his narcissism and relentless middle classness has finally ground me down, and I now just want to punch his self-satisfied mush.
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Youngers calling LPs 'vinyls'. F**k off to your own technology, twats.
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Oldies calling vinyls "LPs". Doddery old gits.
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Can't we just call them 33's?
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They're LP's. My son used to call them "Daddy's big black CD's", which I found quite cute but no - they're LP's. |
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The price of Belstaff Jackets !!!!!! WTF used to be a great quality utility brand now it’s a I’ve spunked a months wages on a jacket brand :(
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Just reminded me ... Bo Selecta. About as funny as Keith Lemon.
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We’ve already had that one Just the 42 required Serves me right. Should have just bought it when I first saw it |
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They don’t offer a lifetime guarantee any more. In fact I’m not sure they even manufacture anything themselves any more. |
Trying to make veganism a prescribed characteristic under the Equalities Act.
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Why do BT (and Sky) let ex Liverpool players co commentate on their matches. Their continuously and obvious bias/favouritism just piss's me off.
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The local Jakarta government spending a year digging up roads, laying new drainage and footpaths, and the first big storm since they finished has created one huge lake covering Jakarta.
About 40 people have died so far, thousands are homeless. Then the Governor comes on the TV and tries to fob it off as an extreme weather phenomenon. OK it is, but the people want to know what they are going to do to help them, not the fact there's a high tide and 400mm of rain fell in one day. |
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Computers.
Decided to start my accounts today. Turned on p.c at 8.20am. No screen display, no keyboard, mouse had a light but what good was that!. Just finished buggering about with it. Faulty graphics card. Why?? Wasted another day (after Wednesday :) ) |
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The abomination of cables behind my tv, Internet, video and music system. Nearly polished me off today.
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Having house guest to look forward to... especially ones from England.
We live in a bloody small one bedroom house, and it is really not conducive to having guest. Couch makes into a bed (what ever you call them in England), but still pretty awkward. Fortunately it is only for a few days and they have been here before, so don't need to do the whole tour guide treatment. To save ME bringing it to my attention, I appreciate this is more of a moan than an annoyance. |
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Online holiday companies. Looking at going away for the Feb Half Term. Find a few all inclusive holidays, select to proceed and then the numerous add ons that bump up the bill to then being unaffordable - f--kers! :(
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Booking a 9 day holiday to Tel-Aviv on New Years Eve...
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The problem friends are the ones that come to California for the first time, and despite my warnings think California from top to bottom is blazing sunshine 365 days a year. More than one has had to buy warm or wet weather clothes once here, as all they brought was shorts and t-shirts. San Fransisco can be a bloody cold place even in summer, and snow in Las Vegas in winter is not unheard of. |
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Going to the doctors surgery to get another months prescription as they won't put me on a repeat prescription despite being on them for four months. The receptionist then tells me I can't see a doctor and I have to apply for a continuous prescription despite it being time to discuss reducing/coming off them. Good thing the tablets are for just this sort of thing!
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Software based service that changes to an annual automatic renewal subscription from a pay for the upgrade when you are ready, and want the upgrade.
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