Go and f~ck yourself you lying c~nt(s).

When everyone has finished dobbing WCB in, maybe they’d like to continue the fun and complain about Trolleys illegally tall fence? :)

https://www.planningni.gov.uk/index/...ome_fences.htm

Dear Blind Eagle

My good self has not made any modifications to the fencing, other than to install "Barbed wire" on the top to ward off intruders.:hi: Doesn't ward off that ruddy 'Moggy'':wallbash::wallbash: I cannot foresee any ruddy fox leaping like a salmon to scale my fence whose height is within the legal limits.:wallbash::wallbash::mad:

Steak was well done?

Was that the first draft of 'That's Entertainment'? No wonder Weller re-wrote it. Your version's crap!!!!

CPFC.

Nothing that a grinder and blindfold combo won't sort out.

This is going to make me sound like an old git living in the past (i.e. accurate!) as it's a whinge about modern-day footballers, but something that is annoying me greatly at the moment is listening to the players, without the benefit of crowd noise hiding it, virtually screaming every time they get touched. They go down like a sack of shit, crying out as if they've been shot, before jumping back up again 20 seconds later. These are grown men, not kids, and I know they're only doing it because in their pea-sized tiny minds they think that a loud enough cry of pain might help them get the foul given their way. The worst offender I've seen/heard for doing it is probably Jordan Ayew, but plenty of others do it too.

Or is it just me that it pisses off?

Made me laugh:p

It's spelt 'grindr' I think.

You 'think'

:D

Burn. :D

Not just you, last night there were several players (both sides) rolling around like that. It's really odd. The other football thing that gets me is the placement of the ball for corners. Just put it in the bloody quadrant, stop pissing about getting as close to the edge as you can, what's the point?

The twat who left butter smeared on the underside of the table in the cafe, therefore me getting greasy oil on my trousers, meaning I had to purcahse another pair on my way to work today.

‘State actors’ is now becoming a well-used phrase.

Fvcking linguistic lemmings.

Yes, that was a butter stain.

:D

Oof.

:lux:

:D

Burn. :afro:

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This.


All a bit low, scummish really.

Do you mean that you don't understand what it means?

Burn. :D

Psyche.

Simples really. You got your LOL out of someone taking the piss out of SC.

Some jokers Spain got their kicks out of ruining your slacks with some strategically placed butter.

Suck it up.

I've touched on this before, but it went up a notch today...

There is a bike path along the beach front in Santa Monica, CA. It's always been a bit of an issue with mixed use, although it is clearly marked for bikes only.

Over the last 6 months they have been uparading a good few miles of the path, and is now, I'm guessing 8 metres wide with two 2 metre lanes for bikes, and the other 4 metres for mixed use. I suspect these improvements cost a few million bucks at least.

Yet today... there were still joggers, walkers and pushchair pushers using the bike lanes.

Not sure if people just have their heads up their arses, are ignorant, stupid, obstinate or what. I can't even blame foreign tourist for this due to the pandemic.

I guess you can lead a horse to water and all that...

If I don't use my van for a day or two the wind screen wipers are always covered in cob webbs.

Yep, you got it wrong...again. No worries.

As the player that used to take a lot of the corners for my old gits team, I do actually understand wanting to get the ball as far from the corner flag as possible. Just like having the yips while standing over a golf putt, if I got it into my head that the ball was too close to the flag so I might kick the flag (I never did), I'd invariably scuff the corner; just a mental thing. Either that or I was just crap at taking corners (except I wasn't really, or I wouldn't have had to take them most of the time.)

Get similar in door mirror housings. Pesky spiders keep out. Kin annoying.

"We are currently experiencing a very high volume of calls and . . . . . . "

:wallbash:

If you can get them above the first defender, you have a case for being in the Palace team.

Only made worse by the preceding words: "Your call is important to us ..."

People arranging meetings and then being late.

Dear Pallet

I too find this ruddy annoying.One can appreciate a "One-off" owing to traffic,transport delays and the like but when someone persists in not keeping to time on a regular basis this is downright disrespectful.I have fallen out with those of this ilk and have 'nowt' to do with them anymore.My good self is always early, the "Early bird catches the worm" and all that, and I am fastidious about time-keeping.:wallbash::wallbash:

I always shout at the phone 'if my call is so important, have some more staff answering the calls then!'

It's almost as if someone says - 'we know what the standard volume of calls is, per day, plus we could staff it to that level and then people wouldn't have to wait too long ..................... bugger it, they can wait'. :wallbash:

Or....there's a global pandemic on and staff re either furloughed, sacked, working from home or working staggered shifts.

I know that I am getting older and hopefully not reached Victor Meldrew heights, but a few years ag I moved from Purley where we were surrounded by umpteen train lines and sirens going off at all times. We moved to a more rural setting. The noise not being the reason, but you might assume that things would be quieter. I now swear that there is not one moment of the day when someone is mowing, strimming, leaf blowing, taking down a tree or sawing. As I speak somebody close by is sitting on a land rover of a mower. We have a neighbour who keeps his hound outside and it barks at every fox. At night the wildlife decide to murder each other with the accompanying screeching and in the morning the pidgeons only have one tune. This is country life. Oh and the locals like to shoot stuff and hang it up until it's on the bugle!

Don’t think it’s any different in surburbia - neighbours here always making a racket with diy or garden tools. Have a rest everyone

Don goodman always thought he was disrespectful towards palace when we were in the championship but he’s been the same with qpr tonight

May be you should mothball it

Contestants who don't say "please" or "thank you" to Ben Shephard on Tipping Point. It's just rude.

Dear WCB

"Yours Truly" does not watch the programme you mentioned but in general terms, those not having the decency or manners to say "Please" and "Thank you" has me in a lather.It really is appalling.:wallbash::wallbash:

Doesn't seem to stop Milivojevic taking them. Unfortunately.

Expensive hi fi equipment that doesn't come with any ******* leads.

Yeah obviously I have rolls of speaker wire and a wire trimmer just randomly lying around the ******* house when I didn't own an amp or speakers. That's why I got the ****ers in the 1st place.

Also user manuals for hifi equipment. This one reads like the transcript of an aspergic 15 year olds fever dream.

I just want to plug it in and listen to some music you weird ******* freaks.

Loads of things today
The price of deisel going up for no reason.
Having to wear a face mask in a shop, if it was gping to stop anything why has it not been manatory since the end of lockdown?
The british weather, its meant to be summer.
Feeling grumpy.

Eating far too much of a takeaway curry on Friday night and not leaving enough for Saturday lunchtime. Every time, I tell myself to leave more aside for the next day - and every time I never listen.

Has everyone forgotten how to drive during lockdown? There are some proper tools out there at the moment. And a lot of suicidal cyclists and pedestrians.

Mainly because our government are f*cking idiots, and it should have been introduced earlier. Get one, put it on, and stop mithering. It's no big deal.

Quite, as an infringement of a perceived human right it’s pretty close to last.

I like it in a weird way. It adds an added air of mystery and excitement to a trip to Sainsbury's.

Read the Twitter threads for a proper chuckle at people's anger at being asked to wear face masks.

It’s only a matter of time before they feature in a robbery. There’s a reason supermarkets won’t allow you in if you are wearing a motorcycle helmet.

Same. I hate bumping into most people I know and this reduces the odds drastically

Just watching a U2 concert from 2018 on TV. Is Bono even remotely aware of the shite that comes out of his mouth?
Anyway......things that annoy you.....artists’ talking bits between songs at gigs. Especially when delivered by a wally such as the above.

Umpires going off for bad light at the Test Match.
The gormless twat walking around the supermarket with her face mask under her chin.

There always have been.

Saw a few of those today. Got the impression that a bunch of people wear them to get past whatever security there is and then just drop them off their faces. It's unenforceable, and there are plenty willing to disregard it. The government are being ignored, and they are aware of it. They just need to be seen to be imposing measures.

Like what? They'll hit some bird up with a 200 quid fine and the press will have a field day. They'll find out she's supporting nine kids and can only afford pajamas to wear out. They'll then compare her fine to the slap on the wrist the Peaceful demonstrators got for attacking old Bill and looting the local shoe shop for necessary essentials.

It won't get as far as fines. In Boris World, the imposition is announcing the rule, not actually enforcing it.
The only manifestation will be rows/fisticuffs between shoppers/shop staff/security, with the old bill possibly turning up later to clear up the mess.

So true. The amount of people driving way too fast. And lots of cyclists out there ignoring the lights. And eejits on motorised scooters on the pavements...

Went to get the Sundays from my local corner shop today. About ten people in there, including staff ; not one wearing a mask.

Shop staff haven’t been asked to wear masks.

I know.


Bit dumb that. Might explain why none of the customers were either.

The sanitary facilities in the Arthur. Sat in one of the boxes above the Whitehorse Lane end as a guest and the difference in sanitary facilities very noticeable and it wouldn't take too much effort to upgrade some aspects in the Arthur to similar levels.

Printers.

Got an HP 3730 and the thing guzzles ink like you wouldn’t believe. After what feels like a small amount of printouts at very average quality, it starts flashing manically and saying it’s out of ink. At nearly £30 for both colour and b/w cartridge I’m scared to bloody use the thing for fear of that light flashing again.

Are all printers money grabbing scams or did the guy at PC World sell me a dud?

The former.

Have you looked into the monthly ink plan HP ? Instant Ink I think they call it.

I've got a HP envy 5546 and use their HP Instant ink package. Basically, a choice of different schemes for different monthly usage. I pay £3.49/month and get up to 100 copies/month with up to 200 unused copies being rolled over on to the next months. They monitor the cartridges and just post them out as and when.

It shouldn't be this complicated!

Anywhere that still doesnt except card and is cash only. So annoying nowadays.

Had to go to 3 different cash machines on friday to find a working one just to buy fish and chips as much local chippy is still from days of the arc.

Why, when a match is on, does the BBS forum jump facility disappear?

When are banks ever going to give up on the “we’re your best mate” slant of their TV advertising? People aren’t buying it, not then, not now, not ever.

Banks are c***s.

So effing annoying. Without fail, swear at the radio whenever I hear one.

That’s interesting cheers. Would take that up if I was printing regularly, but tend to leave it for months then have a few weeks where I need to do loads and that’s when the cartridge companies coin it in. But even so, £3.49 a month isn’t bad.

Closest I come to sticking my boot through the screen

One of their options is less than £3.49/month.

The Bruno Fernandes gay noncy penalty hop.

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Wife goes to the market yesterday. Buys a lot of wine.

Gets home and asks me to unload the 6 bags from her boot.

First 3 are double brown bagged and obviously contain 3 bottle of wine each. Carefully lift each bag with a hand underneath for safety.

Next 2 bags contain general supplies and are only single bagged.

Last bag is also a single, and all I can see is a box of blueberry muffins and some bananas. I lift the bag out the boot thinking to myself this is heavy.... before I can take evasive action the handles give way and the bag fall to the ground... cue breaking glass and wine running down the driveway.

Apparently this bag was not only single bagged, but contained 4 bottles of wine... 2 smashed and 3 survived.

Of course it was my fault... never judge a book by it's cover!

2+3=5. Is this some kind of miracle where 4 bottles of wine becomes 5?

Things that annoy you
 

Ops... 2 survived, fat fingers....

But yes, I wish....

Since the restart the BBS servers have at times been under severe strain because there have been so many more BBSers logging in to the matchday threads.

There are a few things that can be tweaked to help prevent the BBS from keeling over in these sort of situations and temporarily losing the Forum Jump facility is one of them, that's all.

Not knowing what a forum jump facility is

Is there a printer out there than you can just buy ink for at a reasonable price ?

What "Grinds my gears" is dog owners NOT collecting their mutts faeces after they have soiled pavements or grass.Ruddy inconsiderate and disrespectful:veryangry:veryangry.

I was wondering the same...

look at the bottom right of the page

Classic Trolley could punctuate properly; and didn’t quote from Family Guy.

Black electric guitars with white scratch plates.

lol, just saw that and I been on here for a what 9 years haha

I’d also like to qualify that picking up and putting the bagged muck in a street refuse bin does not offer absolution to the owner. They’re intended for Coca Cola tins and crisp packets, not stinking canine faeces.

Doesn't seem to be very exciting!

Not known about it so not used it for neigh on 20 years, so doubt I'll start now.

:)

No it was Hedgehog's landscape gardener Jesus, who miraculously turned a bottle of Evian water into a bottle of top shelf Chardo;)

Really? You go back to the forum list to change forum?

Well my five gold fish have disappeared also....

Yes.

I mostly click on the New Posts tab to keep up with what's current.

If I want to go to a specific forum I click on "CPFC BBS" in the string in the ribbon at the top which takes me to the forums page, then click on the forum I want to look in.

Doesn't seem a lot different than scrolling to the bottom of the page to get to the list of forums.

I'll take a test drive of the Forum Jump anyway... if I can remember!