West Country and Selhurst Bum Chums.

What I find somewhat vexatious is waiting for people to park their car in a bay before I can move on and they have the utmost difficulty in manoeuvring into a large space.Ruddy backwards and forwards,backwards and forwards as I sit there seething, beetroot-gilled.::grrr::wallbash::wallbash:

You do realise that continuing your rather pathetic vendetta on the Things That Annoy You thread is quite embarrassing? Even for you it’s pretty weak.

You remind me of the bully at my old junior school who used to follow kids around looking for some unrequited love. The scenes when one day a kid turned round and gave him a good shoeing were marvellous.

Here’s a deal - just don’t respond to any of my posts and that will mean I don’t need to respond to you.

I’m really not interested in what you have to say to me and I’m sure no one else is

An industrial injury?

Rigggggghhhhhhtttttt....... Truly the circle of life continues

Yep, often used to find the postie fast asleep on the doorstep because he can’t make the effort to ring the doorbell. Never a problem these days although the postie looks knackered these days.

Useful by product is it also rings when little scrotes creep down the drive to nick the car. Who would have thought......

TV documentary series that make a series of 3 programmes that should have been 2 by repeating half of the previous episode in the next one. So lazy. Watched a 3 episode one on Vietnam war the other day and reckon it could have been in 1 episode but they dragged it out over 3 by repeating everything again and again. Don’t even bother to disguise it. Lazy gits.

Don't mess ... This is him on a good day! :supergrin:
Anyway chill you couple of wallys..

:D

We have red kites and sparrowhawks who go for pigeons, but they cannot get them all.

I live 50 yards from the local church. I never hear the bells anymore.

:D

You are such a penis.

You're Quasimodo and I claim my five pounds.

Theres one person that has shown themselves to be a penis in the last couple of hours. And it ain't me mucker

You're embarrassing yourself but you carry on if you want

:hi:

It's a vendetta, but pathetic and weak?

Surely a vendetta is as strong a desire for retribution as it gets?

And if you are not interested in what he has to say, why bother with such a heartfelt plea?

Just put him on ignore and keep your counsel. Or don't even do that if you are not interested at all.

Your reaction may be have been exactly what he was looking for.

It is weak and pathetic to have to come onto a thread just because I posted on it and start his usual bullshit

Everyone knows he's an idiot but for some unfathomable reason he and his best bud seem to get away with it and no one says fvck all about it

No puppy in the squabble, but from a neutral's perspective there does appear to be a touch of wood in your posts

You're a diamond, Bob.

I'm starting to get my head around AutoCAD, but it's a slow process. It's certainly nowhere near as easy to pick up as, say, Adobe software is.

A touch of wood ? Must be a southern saying

American

Red kites rarely eat pigeons, despite all the showing off they mostly just sneak off and eat worms when nobodies watching. Fact!

Green Wing was shite.

I’m sure there’s a Bono/U2 joke in there.

:supergrin:

The middle classes

worksap does have a remarkable lack of self awareness. However true to form he blames everyone else rather than himself.

You are so dull and obvious

Mr EFA

Another pathetic individual who everyone knows is a total prick

:D

Red kites are predominantly scavengers, they’ll eat any kind of crap they can find.

Basically they are gulls in disguise with a brilliant social media team behind them.

On a serious note, anyone know why they died out in England?

Presume they were seen as pests ? Wrongly I would assume ? And killed by farmers etc

Saw one here for the first time out on my walks in lockdown. Majestic bird

Have you ever listened to yourself, you utter penis?

As we are talking about birds...

We have a family of Cooper's Hawks living in a tree close by. The good thing is they seem to have scared off the crows that seemed to have ruled the roost around here for years.

Also hummingbirds seem to get a kick out of hovering in front of my Blink security camera setting it off. They seemed to be attracted to the ping it makes when activated or the little blue light that comes on.

This is the ornithologist BBS site right?

Which bit is wrong ?

You started it all

You daft tramp

:D

When you walk into a pub and everyone whispers "c***" under their breath, that's you they're talking about. It's the same for you on the BBS but your lack of self awareness/arrogance/stupidity blinds you to reality.

Are you purposely being a thick **** or is it a total accident ?

You come onto a thread and start chucking insults around and I’m the one with no self awareness / arrogance etc

You’re summat else pal, you really are.

What an idiot :D

Just as I suspected. You are a total penis.

:supergrin:

Stay off the Guinness. You obviously can’t hold it

You’ve embarrassed yourself badly today.

What a clown

:lux:

I can't work out if you are actually just good friends

After reading A Column of Fire by Ken Follett recently, I leaned that the ringing of church bells was originally a catholic thing and frowned upon by the protestants at least in the late 1500's.

I'm not sure that is true today, as I'm pretty sure they all do it/did it if they have them, at least when I was growing up.

Workshop is a snide prick and a total penis. I don't surround myself with people like that.

When people row on the BBS.

Gets right on my tits.

Just because you keep saying it, don’t make it so.

And I doubt you surround yourself with anybody.

You daft tramp

Now go and sleep it off, there’s a good chap

:D

You are such a penis. Read it back, see how ridiculous you are.

:supergrin:

You’re a cracker

Your first contribution - ‘You’re such a penis’

Yeah, all my fault

Classic SC

:jerkit:

You're a penis.

Ooooohhh how original

:jerkit:

There's really no need ( especially in these troubled times) for racist remarks like this.

We've had the bumchum/boyfriend approach already, it was only a matter of time.

Ah, didums :sob:

Penis.

Get some new material mate. Maybe WCB can help

Same
Pretty much tuned it out and never interferes with sleeping
Only issue is that we get one dong on the half hour (PHNAAR) which seems pointless

I quite like both worksop and SC so it should be a little sad seeing them argue BUT I do love a good row on the BBS (pity peter H aint here)

Penis.

:D

Very good

SC loves me really, all this is just to throw WCB off the scent

Too much penis on this thread for my liking .... can somebody call somebody a pussy or **** to get some balance !

A balancing pussy?

https://i.imgur.com/xN5v0pm.jpg

Shut it you c***....

Its the sexual tension, all the penis chat

Make me you pussy!

Don't be a tit.

:D

WCB?

Cats are *****.

Penis ?

C units.

I’m not a snide.

”Wanker”?

Brilliant, well done

Going to wish me death ? Go on, you know you want to

I am. I am taking a back seat. I don't wish to talk about penises and bum chums.

Too highbrow for me.

At the beginning of that spat, I took a look at some google images of Coin, and must make a visit there with the missus when we get to Europe in a year or so.

The plan is to concentrate on Spain, Portugal and Italy with a touch of Blighty for me before the wife joins me.

Spain has a lot of places I want to check out due to a Chilean travel show that was really rather good. City Tour it is called - and focuses mainly on architecture - lots on You Tube. They started in Chile, then went to Spain, Italy, France, The UK, and finally The USA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g5QZ77Z3YA

You need your Spanish....although the main host sometimes tries English, Italian, French with whoever he ends up chatting to.

So just two out of the three then?

Think you were whooshed.

He didn't put much of a defence up that's for sure.

It’s not difficult to confuse in-exile to be fair.

The presenter is a right knob

We have a few Sparrowhawks around here and one of them took a pigeon right outside our window. It was fascinating to watch it perch on top of the pigeon for quite a while (I assume until it stopped wriggling) and then it basically plucked the thing while it was tucking in for a good meal. I always wish I have been able to capture it on video but sadly I didn't have anything with me that would have done it any justice through a window and I daren't open the door so I just pulled up a chair and watched it with a cup of coffee. (Errrm, for clarity, it was me that had the coffee, the sparrowhawk declined...)

There is something awesome (in the truest sense) and majestic about a bird of prey.

P.S. - just been out to check and it seems the slug and the mice have been bettered by the rain which has despite various plastic sheets managed to absolutely drench the pest bait that was in there. So I am nto replacing it with any more new bags until it's dried out but instead streaming a 'Windmill in Amsterdam on permanent loop instead.

Didn't really happen though did it, I was just happy to call you two names out of the three..

They're probably happiest munching on carrion but they're more than capable capable of taking live prey.

Note to self:

Read the rest of the thread, doughnut!

I was out walking the dogs on Broadheath Common a couple of weeks ago, when my bitch picked up something on the wind. She headed of towards a hedgerow to investigate and disturbed a Buzzard feasting on something.

There was a classic moment of surprise, the buzzard lifted off squawking and my bitch retreated for a moment. The Buzzard turned and made to swoop back but decided better of it when Tikka let it be known that she was quite happy to have a barney. The first time in seven-odd years when she's felt that standing her corner was more important than her recall whistle.

Fair play to her :)

Things that go bump in the night.

If she'd done a runner, your dog could have been called a chicken Tikka.

Shall I fetch your coat ?:D

My mantle clock does that, one chime on the half hour. I don't mind most of the time, but annoyingly it means there's a 90-minute period when the chime could mean it is 12.30, 1.00 or 1.30.

:)

Her kennel name is Siatham Tikka Masala.

The scumbag British on holiday. I find it therapeutic, but spent two hours clearing the coast path of rubbish. Two bin liners worth of beer cans, slush puppy cups, crisp and biscuit packets and cigarette packets. What is wrong with these people?

It is worst here mate.

People can't bin their beach/picnic rubbish when there is a bin provided in plain site 5 metres away.

The big plus of the pandemis has been empty and clean beaches, snow areas, and beauty spots. All due to change.

Camden Council's inability to identify that you have paid your Council Tax in full, and continuing to send installment reminders








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I have no idea we see it here all the time. They are also the first to complain about how messy it is :wallbash:

I know we’ve done this before, but women getting their lips inflated. WHYYYYYY! It looks bloody awful.

Dropped my daughter off to nursery today and passed her onto this pretty young staff member who i haven’t seen since lockdown and lo and behold, her lips were doing a great impression of Mick Jagger. Looked terrible. Totally ruined my dropping off experience.

I hope you still have one in the bank.

It's a really odd thing, isn't it?

I don’t know why they think it looks good. I’m yet to find any bloke who says it makes them look more attractive

Seriously? That’s brilliant. :D

Surprised the KC didn’t object, cocks that they are.

This ^^

It’s weird. I guess they do it because they personally feel better for having it done because they want to look like that, not because they think it will make them more attractive to blokes.

Perhaps they want to look less attractive to men?

It’s their body.

She did that song "Good tradition.of love and hate"

Completely agree. Most generally pair it with the awful looking "scouse brow".

If they've been drinking Slush Puppies probably acid reflux I'd say.