Even he FFS.

They were at SP for our game today and someone had put "managing difficult egos" on the agenda, then some bellend decides to boast aboit having been in the commentary box that night.

It's funny how (and I live in Scotland) often I get a pub quiz question along the lines of "Whom were the wankers playing when E*** C****** did what should have got him kicked out of football for good but didn't?" And everyone is amazed when I know the answer just like that but can't stop swearing as I write it.

‘Ryan toys review’ (shouted in squeaky voice)

Should be
‘Ryan’s toy reviews’
Or
‘Ryan’s toy review’
Or
‘Ryan toy reviews’

Little f***er

Getting loads of whatapps etc from plastic scoucers today.

My brother sent me one.

I pointed out that he got on that quick as he hasn't yet replied to the whats up I posted a month back asking about the family in the UK.

To my knowledge he has been to one Liverpool game in his life..joining me in the Palace end during our fun silly hats victory up there.

No point, very rarely use it and if we do it's to find a sports hall in a town we've never been to before.

Me.

I keep putting off undertaking an online interview I only have until 2PM this afternoon to complete.

It has pre-recorded questions, requiring a very well defined, and up itself, structure to the answers given.

I did one a couple of months ago and I performed poorly and I am as nervous as hell that I will mess it up again.

Get on with it.

Yes Dad.

Bloody kids.

Stupid crisp flavours. Just tried some kettle chips, ‘truffled cheese and sparkling wine’ flavour. Tasted rank. Do they just throw in a load of random weird flavours then retrospectively decide what it sort of tastes a bit like?

The M&S truffle oil crisps taste like the old Seabrooks smoky bacon. Delish

The mantra should always be to not faff and get the most unpleasant jobs of the day out of the way first.

And how did it go?

All the best mate, hope you knocked them for 6

I do not think it went well at all, but let us see. Should hear in a few days time.

I just found it hard concentrating on giving my answers to the question while seeing my ugly mug. I looked so miserable so I tried to drop in the odd forced smile. They carried the same sincerity as the ones that we saw from Gordon Brown 🙂

Cheers Razor. I think I was bowled middle stump 🙂

You did this workthing? on a Sunday?

WFH is not all wine and roses.

Aren't you one of the Scottish Railway bods?

Are you trying to move within the system or get into something else.

Sorry... just being nosy!

Oh no :(

It was not me working from home it was a job interview for a job with the DWP who I am currently working for. I had 72 hours to do it in. I kept putting it off as I was uncomfortable with the process and worried I would **** up.

Wow, how odd. Hope that you are successful Exiled. I have had a couple of grim interviews, but none as bad as a mate who say in front of a huge mahogany desk, and in answering a question, coughed a huge greeney on to the guy's blotting pad.

:D

Perhaps disastrous job interviews should have a thread of its own?

No that is Keltic and Elgin who ate the choo choo drivers.

I am just trying for another temporary job in the DWP, though my current one is until end of March next year, and because covid is looking likely to still be a serious issue well beyond then, an extension could be on the cards.

Done.

I was once interviewing a guy for a clerical job and halfway through I noticed his flies were undone.

Difficult decision whether to point it out and possibly put him off or leave it and let him realise afterwards!

Did he get the job ?

Friends (I use that term loosely) who post 20+ pictures of their Christmas get together at their house showing no regard for face masks, social distancing or family bubble.

This same person is always posting pray for this, pray for that, pray for this person etc...

I guess God will prevent her or her family and friends getting COVID-19.

Big grinny specky c*nts in their fifties wearing trainers with a suit. :jerkit::jerkit::jerkit:

Ha Ha..

Good one that..I don't know if it is fair on him..but I am picturing Stephen Merchant.

And there is a lot to be said by the adage...judge a man by his shoes.

Parish, but without the glasses [emoji2]

Pretty much, yes!

Actually I’m not sure if it’s still the case but back in the 80’s when “fancy” flavors were just coming into the market - think prawn cocktail, the science of flavorings was still in its infancy. Various compounds were mixed up and then taste-tested with consumer groups, where they decided what it most tasted of.

I thought he was talking about the MOTD studio "experts".

People seem incapable of using the word 'literally' in its, well, 'literal' sense these days. Sat here wrapping Christmas presents and listening to an interview with the classical singer Russell Watson in the background, who comes across very well. But in talking about his initial burst of fame as a classical artist who breaks through into mainstream success he says "we literally smashed the walls down". It is commonplace these days, sadly.

Give the FYP podcast a swerve then.

The attempted revisionism of gutless snides.

Great Album.

I know Paul was carrying a bit last time I saw him but crikey

**** you, I was going to reply 'Difficult 2nd album' :D :p

Its an interesting one, because i've often heard that said. However, i can't help thinking that Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin, even Trump all had very shiny boots or shoes.

Maybe that should have a thread of its own? :D;)

And Jesus a pair of ropey old sandals

And on the whole didn't drink alcohol... 'nuff said.

Never trust a man who doesn't imbibe.

Tesco’s click and collect - couple of minor items missing and no substitution - the Turkey and the Xmas pudding

We used Marks and Spencer last year and they were ******* ****. Everything was poor quality, the roasting joint was horrible - like leather, half the veg were missing and the rest were very poor, and queued for about a hour to collect it. Oh, and very expensive. Garbage.

Shiny doesn't equal quality.

After all, when you see those shiny black shows in the shop, you wonder which twat is going to buy them

Joanna Page’s voice.

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Amen to that

Would her voice put her into the guilty fancy bracket?

Alex Scott is the worst !

The inordinate amount of time it takes to receive the email to reset when you've forgotten your password (again).

Use the first line of your favourite song, for everything.

Whilst Gandhi wore flip flops.

I use the surnames of my favourite Tories and other right wingers.

Thatcher, Johnson, Raab and Gove are my current go to's.

However I avoid Francois as it sounds foreign and Hitler as I do not want to be considered a Corbynite left wing nutjob.

Smack My Bitch Up it is then.

I got a speculative invoice from a parking scam outfit for something like that last year. Nasty bullying parasites.

Fortunately I'm in Scotland so I can safely ignore such things, but in England they have something called the Protection of Freedoms Act - if ever there was an ironically-named law, that is it - which lets them force the keeper to tell them who the driver was. (If the notice is from a council or the police, that's a different matter - you'll have to appeal it successfully or pay up).

Have a look here and read their FAQ.

https://forums.moneysavingexpert.com...-fines-parking

Also write to the business you were patronising and tell them how impressed you were with getting bullying letters demanding money as a result of visiting their premises.

AgADo019O5!

I had a message from Experian advising me they'd found a password associated with my email being sold online so I should change all of my passwords immediately, starting with theirs. One hour and three resends later I managed to change it.

Thing is, you're advised to have a different one for every account, never to write them down, and not to use the applications designed to create them. Signing in with google helps reduce some of the hassle, no doubt they are spying on my new purchases/fetishes though :hmph:

Am I missing something here? All I can see on that attachment is shit parking

Erm,,,,am I missing something here.I think mushroom is annoyed the way pricks park their car's.

Now that Brexit is back in the news I’m reminded how much it grates when someone calls it Bregzit.

Does my head in.

Oh, yes, I'm getting mixed up with a colleague of mine who's been sent a speculative invoice for something trivial and irrelevant. Senior moment.

Ho hum. Maybe the information is useful for someone here anyway.

The colour Pink. Can’t make its mind up to be either red or white and so becomes this insipid half colour.

I recommend LastPass for this, as long as you are comfortable with their policies.

Morrisons Christmas advert , please **** off and die .

What happens if your fav song changes depending on your mood? 😃

V necked t-shirts. Admittedly you don't see many this time of year, but they are awful.
The type of thing Simon Cowell wears regularly.

It annoys you when other people wear them or when you do?

Other men.

Other clothing no-no's (imo) are brogues with jeans.

And people who polo shirts with the collars turned up.

A lot of passwords require a mixture of letters and numbers, we can't all have 99 Red Balloons as our favourite song.

And people who polo shirts with the collars turned up.[/QUOTE]

:rolleyes: There is a regular in my local who does that, along with bright red, pink and mustard trousers.

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Shit like this pisses me off.

(From my football WhatsApp group)

how fkin lazy, selfish and ignorant is that!

Then you're ****ed.

Use your imagination.

Or get a certain ex member and his mate to try and hack your account, like they tried on the BBS a while back?

Thanks for the suggestion Maidstoned, just going to change my passwords to Leee John.

:rolleyes: There is a regular in my local who does that, along with bright red, pink and mustard trousers.[/QUOTE]Someone who went to Sandhurst is my guess.

Yeah unacceptable, no socks is the worst though.

One step away from a wifebeater vest.

I have quite a few V-neck T-shirts.

Never thought about them as anything but T-shirts with a V-neck.

2020

Crew necks get droopy and out of shape after half a dozen washes. I don’t trust them. I prefer the V.

Ooh, it could be just an illusion.

Someone who went to Sandhurst is my guess.[/QUOTE]

If it's Richard, tap himupfor a.beer

Recursion. It has me going around in circles

:rolleyes: There is a regular in my local who does that, along with bright red, pink and mustard trousers.[/QUOTE]

Do you drink in the same boozer as Michael Portillo ?:eek:

Do you drink in the same boozer as Michael Portillo ?:eek:[/QUOTE]

Ahh do you live in Potts Point?

The WANKERS.

That brings back some interesting memories, stayed there on several trips either at the beginning or end of visits to Australia.

Are you referring to yourself?

Agreed. Hated him at Watford, now hate him at Everton.

Ahh do you live in Potts Point?[/QUOTE]

Mate . I know I can't get an Australian pension. But Potts Point is out of my league.

Why? The term Brexit in itself is a made up word. Could just as easily have called it cluster****.

What about with sandals?

Or flip-flops... unless you are a Japanese Geisha girl. :rolleyes:

Sandals are worn by hippys with awful toe nails.

Attempting to keep enough food in my very small fridge for Xmas.