Ffs!!!

Marry Labone. 4 sylables.

The bloke in the blue shirt looks like he's got an Eagle badge.

Lyle & Scott innit

Shit on Hollister.

People who wear scarves indoors

Tyson Fury

Putting my gold chip on chelsea every week on the talkshite predictor.

:p

I gave up this week and put mine on Man City... That worked out well! :rolleyes:

Putting up Christmas lights...

I keep thinking that gold chip is cursed :)

If Liverpool don't beat Newcastle tomorrow it most definitely is.

You are doing alright in the league so must have got a couple right. I don't think i've had one come in all season. I might start putting it on whoever is playing villa instead :)

Having a flooded garden.
Living in a country that floods all the time.

The fact that checkout staff in major supermarkets who aren't yet eighteen have to get a token thumbs up or little wink from someone who is 18 and earns an extra 50p an hour to sell me a bottle of wine or other alcohol. What is the point of that law other than to waste mine and other peoples f*cking time?!

2 weeks prior I have ended up with a negative scores. A couple of friends in our league have been getting over 100+. I just don't see how they are doing it with all these wacky results - unless they are predicting them.

I'm at -10 so far this week despite getting 2 games score spot on.

When I was in Hawaii in the summer we stopped in a Supermarket and got some wine for the room. We both had to produce our ID at the checkout.

I'm 60 and my wife is 62! The guy on the till looked in his 40's...

Now that is a waste of time!

Sounds as though his mental age was under 18! :D

It wasn't him... it is a state law (I think).

Miami Beckham United

How ******* egotistical. Think he's a top Chap but this a branding step too far .

:grrr:

Not anymore

******* Liverpool :veryangry

Why advertise Sky Movies during football? Even when the players haven't even walked off the pitch yet? Who gives a f*ck what film is on next week when you're watching football? Then playing Christmas music over the league table caption.

Actually maybe they have a point advertising the Muppets after Newcastle v Liverpool.

I'm at -30 for the week now, with a 1-1 Palace draw my only hope of salvaging anything.

All form is out the window this year in The Prem.

Radio pundits that constantly refer to teams like Palace as "lesser teams"

Hotel sinks where it is impossible to get the plug out and drain the water away.:veryangry

Fecking Metro - why do I pick the damn thing up. I don't pick the Standard today.

Today the cartoonist pissed me off - alongside their article on Strorms and flooding the cartoonist thought it was funnyto make his cartoon for the day Cumbria Sofias with a 2 seater armchair with oars. Bet those affected by floods are finding that hilarious!

It really is isnt it. I went for every result 1-0 (statistically the most shortest odds scoreline), and backed the higher placed club in every case. Result -50 points.

I find it more annoying if I have to tiptoe to piss in them.

:D

I agree, and I noticed that Pseud's Corner habitué Barton adding the prefix "so called" to "lesser teams" on MOTD2 last night, citing us as one of the examples.

Getting a bill for a grand from the solicitors for something they forgot to charge us for :(

Trying to shop for Christmas presents in Croydon and finding that the only thing on sale are skimpy sparkly low cut dresses only fit for a prostitute.

Tell them to piss off. My boss bought a brand new Jag about 6 months ago, with 20k of extras that they forgot to bill him for, he told them tough and he got his car with all the extras, they did offer to give him 5k and cancel the order first though. He laught at them and used the mantra "Please check your change before leaving the shop as mistakes cannot be rectified later".

When you buy a packet of Polo's and they are all broken inside.

:D

Good on him. To be honest i knew at the time they had fooked up, they forget to bill us for the arrangement fee for the mortgage. Was hoping they'd overlook it but it must have got audited. Paid it now anyway.

Shit FA cup 3rd round draws

:lux::lux::lux:

So I nailed the the score in 3 games and still only ended up with 0 points.

Having too much ice cream left in the tub for 1 bowl, but not enough for 2

Finally finding the right marmalade, then find price has gone up 20% in a month. Maybe Paddington knows where to find best value?

Not me. I had Palace to win 1 nil :( -60 for the week.

People that eat oranges like an apple. Scum.

Lazy work colleagues.

People who think others are being lazy because they aren't being paid very much and therefore can't be bothered. :bash:

People who go out shopping for dresses on the pretence it's for a wife/other half/any woman and moaning they can't fit into any of them and use the prostitute excuse.

People who post up reviews of the XFactor and The Apprentice that make me spit my tea out laughing.

Vermin.

After missing last night's game. BBC Sport news chose only to show ?everton goal. How long does it take to show ours? Fits.

Answer: Eat it directly from the tub :)

Pricks who leave their receipt tickets in train ticket machines, so I have to pick up thousands of the ****ers just to find mine

Those bastard London Man U and Liverpool fans who bother to call up the radio to tell them how dissatisfied they are with their club.

We've just announced the redundancies for what I think is the fourth round of redundancies we've had in the last twelve months.

Working on the oil industry is ******* shit at the moment.

:) I got so sick of this that I conditioned myself to push all receipts to the right hand side before making my purchase. Then when mine falls in the middle, it's clear which one it is.

Ain't that the truth. So many of my friends have lost their jobs. My sister in law lost hers on monday, her last day is Christmas Eve.

I got -70 for the week!

Parents using public spaces to demonstrate their excellent parenting skills.
You wanna help your child develop ? Then spend quality time helping them read and write properly, and talk proper too. Teach them some fckin manners. Get them to do some ****** exercise and put parent and child parking bays at the far end of the car park.

Productive time with your children is not putting on a public performance in;
The supermarket
The pub (WTF are they doing in pubs anyway ?)
Talking shjt to other parents outside school, whilst your 4x4 is parked on the pavement/school crossing.
The shopping Centre

What is a 'public performance'?

Women who need constant reassuring ie what should I wear tonight? Does this go?
You are a grown up, get dressed and lets go.:veryangry

When the parent talks to the child in a voice loud enough for others within a 20metre range to hear. Exaggerated body movements , comforting, embracing etc.

Whatever happened to the good old days of , "If you do that again, you'll get your legs slapped" ?

Hadn't you heard? Pubs, or most pubs of the gastro ilk are now for parents and children. If you are not a parent, you don't belong there.

Travel insurance websites where you have to complete pages and pages of information before you can even get a quote.

Humidity. **** humidity.

Orange bastards.

:D

Self service checkout in Tesco asking if I want a receipt and then worse still giving it Hohoho after I settle up. F*ck off with your hohoho.

Just mute the volume.

Howhowhow?

A club hammer should do it.

Phil Thompsons nose. Now that really is a job for a lump hammer.

Those ******* ***** in that band who now play some inane shit under one of the arches going from London Bridge station up to London Bridge walk.

I'm half tempted to make an official complaint to be honest.

Tyson Fury

Timed lighting in the bogs. Very inconvenient when trying to have a long poo and read of the bbs when everything goes dark

Going to a carol singing concert at your kids school... and some parent lets their toddler run on stage spoiling the show, and when told by a teacher to get her son, as he is ruining the kids hard work, the mum replies "oh, 'e just wanna join in innit"

:veryangry:veryangry:veryangry:veryangry

Let the shit parent do that for the Easter show then crucify the little bastard.

Secret Santa - I always put some thought into it then receive a dog shit present.

It's one of the things I miss least of all now I no longer work in an office. I mean. What could someone possibly buy you for a tenner that if you wanted it, you wouldn't have already?

I work for myself. My Secret Santa is always a carrot. Not too wide a girth though. Not after misjudging it in 2011.

The amount of seagulls on my university campus.

Filthy animals

Footballers who pull their socks above their knees.

Customers who point at things they want behind the counter without speaking for ages before the assistant finally grabs the right item, only for said 'customer' to decide they don't want it after all. When you specifically go to this shop to save queuing time it's bloody annoying. Next time I see him I'll hold the exit door open then smash it in his face @ the last minute just to wake him from his pathetic stupor. (Letter submitted by Mr. Angry)

Get yourself an airgun for christmas. Hours of fun :p

that Vicky bint from I'm a Sleb. Loudmouth, gurning, OTT, fake Geordie. Awful person

Health and Safety umbrella condoms.

:veryangry:veryangry:veryangry

Yep - When was it deemed acceptable to let toddlers run wild in public performances.

The Kevin the teenager wannabe that's moved into the house in place of number one son

The "intensity" of Masterchef.

watching that as well. i'd have took the lift.

Virgin ******* Media

You got some weird time limit adoption program happening?

everything

People that hold their phone horizontaly in front of their mouths. Seems to have been adopted by most Apprentice contestants.

This drives me batty as well. Not only does it look stupid but I don't want to here their inane conversations, "he said.. so I said.. so he said". 9/10 its teenage girls doing this.

Fold up Brompton bikes on packed rush hour trains.

People who enclose round robin letters in Xmas cards. If I gave a f*ck what you get up to during the year I would be privy to the details already.

:grrr::grrr::grrr: I take it back its not just girls. I was waiting in the barbers when one bloke started it by calling his mate from the chair, then the local radio station had some kind of wanky phone in to shout "WHO" in a stupid voice. The two more blokes came in and one started topping up his phone by £25 and the third took a call and also joined in the speaker fest. So with 3 of them shouting and the wanky radio screaming I walked out. :grrr:

With all those sharp instruments and corrosive hair products to hand, I'd say you showed superhuman restraint not to at least draw blood.

Table Table. I tried not to but it was the first restaurant I saw. Restaurant, that's a laugh. Wanted a pasta with sweet potato chips and some cheeky garlic bread. Got

Spinach risotto - which was very nice apart from burning my mouth off as it was stuck on a very small piece of china placed on a chopping board which wasn't going to help the heat escape.

COLD chunky chips served upright in some utensil. Probably cold to try to average out the burning pasta. And I am not some chav who picks up each chip on its own to dunk in the tom sauce thank you.

Cheesy garlic bread - which amounted to 3 pieces of thinly cut baguette bread with a hint of cheese. £3.99, you're avin a ******* larf.

Had to get my oversized plate out so I could put all my dinner in the same vicinity. We have evolved to eat off plates, not some old scoured wooden chopping board that no doubt contains unwanted bacteria. I shall not be returning to Unpalatable Unpalatable.

What is "cheeky garlic bread".

Bread that says "your breath smells"

Me, for a booking myself on a 4 hour workshop on changes to Tax computations under FRS102 the ******* day after my Christmas do.

Pasta and chips

WTF