Rozzers

D feckin gaerd.

Bacon breath

Which I recommend you type into youtube :)

Johnnie Come Lately fans who, after a Palace loss, claim 'that was the worst Palace performance ever', or that a current player 'is the worst Palace player ever'.

You've seen a fraction of Palace's history!

Repped:p

Cab drivers who stink. Think about your job it's not just about driving people about you dirty filthy bastards.

That made me laugh after shite day cheers

And a Rep from me

Agreed. It was the same in the early 90s.

People who refer to more than one breakfast as 'breakfastses'. The same people who don't know what more than one text is.

'PIN number'.

It is not a personal identification number number.

Cabin crew who take ages clearing away the meal trays.

Ffs we finished 2 hours ago. Take it away.

2 hours?

Must have been tempting to put them in the aisle.

See also PAC Code etc.

Isn't cops American? Whereas Coppers is English. I think.

Why people who die of cancer are ALWAYS said to have fought a battle with it. Lazy, cliched, inaccurate cobblers.

Telling someone an interesting and funny story and their phone rings in the middle of it.

Then they expect you to carry on the story when they've put the phone down.

Nah mate, its gone.

People who say '12 noon'. It's 'noon'.

But they have, as you would know if you had a personal experience with a friend or relative.

Well I have as have many if not most people. It's lazy journalism and it's not a "battle".

Anyway as with all things in here it's just an opinion.

Feel free to have a different one.:p

Like some medicine tabs that are impossible to get out of those blister packs :veryangry

I was going to say Blair's tribute to Bowie, but to be fair, he played in a band as a student so may be a fan, so instead I'll say Cameron's tribute to Bowie

I wonder how our PM felt after Villa's win on Tuesday

oh wait, is it West Ham he 'supports'? It's one of those claret and blue soccer teams, anyway

This is an American thing...

When filling out a form on line which asks for your address, when you get to the state it will inevitably give you a drop down box listing all the states to pick one.

In the time it takes to find the drop down box and slide down to CA for California I could have typed CA.

Minor and silly gripe I know... but always makes me shake my head.

Much like saying www which is 6 syllables, when World Wide Web is only 3!

Gen Y

Same for finding United Kingdom which alphabetically is in the correct place but 99% of people filling said form would be using it, have it at the top ffs, it wouldn't offend the 1%, maybe it would... :moo:

Footballers who suck their thumbs after scoring. I know some have the IQ of a two year old , but do you have to prove it.

Like making that stupid heart shape.

Still preferable to seeing 'Crystal Palace 0' near enough every week since christmas though. I think we'd accept any style of goal celebrations today ;)

The talkshite predictor league.

Depressing charity ads every fecking five minutes. Sometimes you want a day when you forget how much cancer has ruined peoples lives.

Palace fart arsing about in transfer windows with no fit strikers at the club.

And then eventually signing another unfit one when we sign Adebayor on deadline day.

Palace being superb until one player, just and only one player, gets injured then turn to relegation shit wank bollocks like today. Never mind, Zaha has a lovely new haircut.

People you hardly know calling you brother.

we have Dyson Airblades and nice kits so it's all ok

Young people who say dry to mean rubbish, and sick to mean good.
Going into cafes and hearing generic bland radio stations like Smooth and magic

Amen to that, brother.

Paloma Faith. All the personality of a dead otter, and probably the same intelligence.

Shit singing competitions infecting my television.

Just said to the missus that she sounds as thick as pigshit

People that moan about singing competitions when there are hundreds of channels and you can use catch up at any time. :p

We must be watching the same thing!

She sounds like a drunk east end granny

Bruce Dyer's missus is on it now

Bruce Dyer is now on said show

I would.

Hard.

Was he offside?

Behave



:D

I saw him and thought he was Evander Holyfield :eek:

Need an eye test.

:D No but he backed into Emma and fell over.

Only if I had ear plugs with me

Cannot abide all the pre-fight boxing posing that goes on--just get in the bloody ring and hit each other.

Adele.

With you on this.

I'd watch that fight.

It's no wonder she can't get a bloke given the amount of whining she does every bloody smog is about how sad she is, lighten up woman your rich and famous

Songs about being rich and famous don't sell so well.

yep, she drives me mad

Ronnie O'Sullivan fans at snooker tournaments.

Wankers.

t0ssers who drive quickly in car parks

Film 4...
I know it's cheap and they have strange deals with film companies etc but come on, has anybody NOT seen TAKEN yet? Why is it always on????

I've never seen Taken... Although I don't particularly want to.

Other than the bloke she is currently with and who is the father of her child? Or have they split?

Best channel on Freeview, that, and BBC4

Having to wait hours for the g/f to finish work before she comes home & cooks my dinner. No consideration.

Sack the bitch.

She works late in bars?

Lol. Bad person and funny.

Was going to say Suckie Fu£kie bars but thought....too much! ;)

I haven't, probably never will.

getting a shit, boring dinner on my birthday #firstworldproblems

Now if your birthday was on March 14th you wouldnt complain

He's vegetarian :D

I haven't. Then again I don't watch film4.

My wife. For dropping my iPhone on the drive and smashing the screen

People who talk either too loud or too quiet. It's not hard to speak like a normal ******* person.

It is if your hearing is screwed. I talk too loud as 30 years of DJing has damaged my ears.

#cpfcfamily

Sacha Baron Cohen - funny as toothache

People who say passed instead of died.

Passed what? The eleven plus? Their driving test?

They died!

F*ckwits who use the word 'versing' in the context of meaning 'playing against' - it has crept in everywhere, especially with the kids. Unless you're talking about some sort of poetry thing, it's not a verb FFS! What pisses me off even more is that when enough morons keep using it, it'll eventually end up in the Dictionary.

It's an American thing isn't it? Must admit I find myself saying it now, although I usually say "passed away", as opposed to just "passed".

Definitely an Aussie thing to say "passed away" - it's like they're afraid of saying "died". I agree with you.

Like the word f*uckwits :D

Dogs who imitate timewasting substitutes at the end of their walk.

People who use their laptops on trains for work purposes. FFS manage your time better and watch shite movies or play games instead.

They make a detour to shake the ref's hand?

:D

If there was a bush-like equivalent of a corner flag they would run to it first. Little buggers.

Drink Drivers. Every one of these i have ever met is a T0sser

Spike Lee

immigration officers. Particularly the ceunt who turned my dad in laws application down on the grounds that his pension isnt enough.

car adverts shown in the uk with left hand drive cars

The fact that Bowie,G Frey,Lemmy etc have died but Mugabe lives on

More of a cringe than an annoy... 60 year old women who refer to their fellow 60 year old friends as "girlfriends".

Same if they have a male friend and call them boyfriend (I've heard old men call their lady friends a girlfriend, so that one is not female exclusive).

'The "so" boom is likely a natural progression of language — not a spinoff of tech-industry jargon. And it's helping us communicate better.'

Is it f*ck. I automatically want to garotte anyone who starts an answer with 'so,'.

So we can take it that this post is a no no from your perspective? :D

It is very easy to catch, too. I had a boss a couple of years ago who would, 'So... So, so... SO.... so....' And after about 6 months I was doing it SO much :grrr::grrr:

The warning before a film I saw this week said 'turn your phone OFF. Not just silent. The light on your phone is annoying too.'

Fvck off. Nothing about all the food and drink being constantly guzzled as that helps boost takings.

Agreed!

And the usage of 'so called' for just about everything on the news.

I watched it for the first time last week. On film 4:p

I prefer to use the term 'expired'. :D