Yep. Used to be quality.

Dispense with butter on everything but hot toast/crumpets.

Cheese, avocado, mayonnaise will all suffice.

Play Robert Palmer's "Addicted to love" loud as **** and then realise nothing else matters

as in Metallica?

Literally everything at the moment.

You can all **** off

I know what you mean ....:(

Lol, I'm the complete opposite. I'll only take a call if it's convenient for me. :D

What preferential treatment do cyclists get compared to other road users in the UK?

So your eating your dinner and the phone goes... it's some toe rag with an attitude selling Solar panels - you have a civil conversation with the guy?

And when the same guy calls 5 days in a row at the same time, you have a civil conversation with the guy?

My hats off to you Sir!

I hate the people that are always looking for a fight. The tilting at windmills brigade.

You talking bout me EH EH EH :veryangry:veryangry:veryangry:veryangry

Motorcyclists have to wear crash helmets
Most other road users have to have mirrors fitted
Proper lights
Lycra

You are free to wear Lycra whilst driving a car.

:D lol there are limits.

That would annoy me beyond all annoyance

I detest that song

They don't have to be licensed or insured. A lot of them also take the proverbial with red lights that other road users could never get away with.

They can go the wrong way down a one way street.
They get their own box at the front of the lights to be arrogant in.

I think there's a thread about all this.

People who speed on the roads.

It's been said many times before on the thread but it annoys me daily .

The endless pop up adverts and requests for subscriptions that appear over YouTube videos. With delete buttons placed to magically disappear as you approach with the mouse pointer.

Oh, and coming down with what will be my second cold, my first cold following directly on from a four week bout of flu, all in just three months and just as I was beginning to enjoy my lungs finally recovering and no longer wheezing up phlegm for the first time since April.

That damned Liverpool chant has always irritated me, but hearing it whilst we were still playing has taken my annoyance it to a new level.

John Barnes

Why? Always seems innocuous to me.

What annoys me about people on the radio is when they go on about how terrific it is that we are almost at the weekend.

It's almost like they think they have proper jobs like the rest of us, and aren't getting paid shed loads to steal a living.

His comments at half time and full time today re Wilf and Palace were annoying.

I sat next to John Barnes on a flight to Manchester immediately after the 5-0 win against Brighton....he noticed my match programme and asked whether I was Brighton or Palace, and when I said "Don't be daft John, who would seriously follow Brighton?" he just laughed and said "Ahhh, good memories of playing Palace, especially when we won 9-0"

I couldn't let that rest so replied "Ahhh, but not as good as my memory of a certain 4-3 result later that season!" He started laughing and said "Enough said, enough said". We had a lovely chat about his memories of playing Palace and he came across as a really nice chap. As we left the flight he wished Palace all the best for the rest of the season.

Tom Daley. So fvcking what.

People who don't clear their tables when they leave fast food restaurants.

This,lazy *****:wallbash:

Writing a long post and finding out that my iPad mini has a short attention span and has logged me out half an hour ago and sent my post into cyber space(to the relief of thousands of bbs members)

How about things that anger you: http://www.gosh.nhs.uk/news/latest-p...l-22-july-2017

GOSH is the greatest children's hospital in the world. This country seems so ****ed up at the moment.

Leaf blowers . They are noisy beyond belief and just blow the leaves literally down the road .

Well he was a fat gobshite on TV today

Of course they do. The clue is in the name. Now, what you need is a leaf vacuum.

Doesn't help when the media use it like some kind fun current affairs debate to stoke anger and fill hours of their broadcasting. No word of I lie; I was listening to LBC last week, and heard that cretin Nick Ferrari say about the Charlie Gard situation, 'the story that just keeps giving and giving...'

The MLS. Watched two fixtures tonight because of an underlying need for football and everything about the experience annoyed me. Poor quality, slow intensity and terrible atmospheres made up of yanks appearing to be life long fans of clubs that only started last Tuesday. ��

Bad atmosphere eh ?

Obviously wasn't watching Portland.



and forgotten life down the arse end of the Championship

Closely followed by the people who don't have food, taking up a table that people with food need

What's not to like?

The bloke in the coffee shop on Friday
A - Wearing a Man U shirt
and B - Reading The Sun.

I like him,not a sport I follow but a British success story.

I bet he said "can I get" instead of "can I have" too :)

Anyone wearing a man Utd replica shirt

With you on that one :p

"For sure"

When the **** did this creep in?

Foreign football managers in England have always said it but everyone seems to be saying it now.

Grasses.

As in plants or tell-tales?

x10000000

Tell tales.

Tell tale tits.

English hating tell tale tits.

I went to pick up some take out food last night from a restaurant here in the suburbs of Los Angeles and a man and a woman came in and the man was wearing a black with orange trim wankers shirt with Martial on the back. It looked brand new out of the packet.

Isn't he french? the guy looked Hispanic.

To be honest I see quite a few of them out here.

Restaurants who don't employment enough people to keep the place tidy and expect the punters to do it.

(devil's advocate, I always tidy away my tray :))

Jordan Spieth. But I don't really know why. Maybe because he has won more Majors than me.

I'm all for equal pay across genders and all that but this 'open letter' by some female 'talent' at the BBC that the men get paid more is really annoying.

I would feel more sympathy if their pay wasn't exponentially higher than most people's in the first place. Six figure sums for fondling antiques, talking about gee gees and appearing on the backwater that is Radio 4. Oh boo hoo!

Give the money to the nurses both female and male.

He annoys me too. I really can't be bothered with golf, but it's his name, it's so ugly.

A bit like former Bromley player Blair Turgott. I'd be straight down the deed poll office with that name.

While I'm at it.

Mr Smug himself, John Inverdale.

Especially in East L.A;)

And West LA, and North LA, and South LA...

Donald Trump would bust a blood vessel if he lived here!

Neighbours who have big wedding receptions in their back gardens. In a suburban London residential street. On a Sunday night. Wankers.

Fireworks to come! :lux:

I bet Mrs TopKnot was out watching with a tear in her eye saying how lovely the bride looked .Remembering your own happy day .:D

Starting a sentence with "to be honest".
Has taken over from "Basically......"

Both equally annoying and unnecessary.

Agree with this, also anyone starting a sentence with "So" :veryangry

Any fireworks yet....

Ha, no we were both telling ourselves through gritted teeth that it's ok and it's only a one off and it's their special day as the sounds of drum and bass wakes our 2 year old up for the fourth time.

Although they did turn the music off at 11pm so I'll forgive them.

If it softens the blow, statistically they'll be divorced within 5 years.:p

And then she'll play I Will Survive on a loop till 5am

On a similar note our former neighbours had a blaring party on Christmas Eve last year till about 3am on Christmas Day. Wankers.

Former? Sounds ominous - did you bury them in their back garden or yours? ;)

From Slade to slayed

Cliff to cliff

Families arguing over the festive period, whatever next lol

(EDIT - for some reason thought that said argument not party. am clearly mental. ignore.)

I aways loathed how Tony Blair (amongst others), would be asked a question then begin his reply with the word "look". It's a weasling linguistic trick, to shift the focus from the content of the question, and 'reframe' it, e.g. avoid it more often than not.

Step Ladders

Sepp Blatters' step ladder.

People who start a sentence with "To cut a long story short" before going on to tell you the intimate details of the 'short story' which turns out be be extremely long, boring, unnecessary & pathetic. And your point is? Before I fall asleep please.

Nice little explanation there.

'Look,' is common over here in Australia.

'Look,'

'I am ******* looking you idiot. And hearing.'

Nicole Scherzinger - why is she still in the public eye?

Not in mine - haven't got a clue who she is. It's amazing how much simpler and saner life is if you minimise your exposure to the TV and papers. :)

Because she is fit.

Another one for the overrated thread!

Used to be in crap band Pussycat Dolls, and used to go out with charmless nerk Lewis Hamilton

Many thanks, Fletch. ;)

Manager of the England women's football team just talked about 'momentum moving forward'

:)

Well, In all fairness . . .

Excessive cheese

Be more hygienic then

yes

Yes, we always buy way too much at Christmas. The only one I have a good go at is the Austrian Smoked. Artery buster.

No such thing

little al, the male Sexyrazor.

:supergrin: Or her and her mates will pull up outside his house at 2am and blaze "Gonna feckin get along with out you now" from their car stereo systems.

This must have been done before, but people having loud conversations on the phone on the train.

Last night it was a girl called Renee who declared she knew a one night stand was a bad idea when a storm started. The gods were telling her she made a mistake. She then carried on anyway about said one night stand.

Today it was inane chit chat from a bloke so loud I could hear it over my headphones from Victoria to riddlesdown. When he got off the geezer behind me exclaimed: thank **** for that!

:sob: She has rank taste.

Well spotted

Birthday collections at work

IKEA during the school holidays.
I go every Wednesday hoping to find the replacement soup bowls for the 2 we broke.
Up until today it has been quiet.
Today, hundreds of people and children wandering aimlessly, the parking spaces are too close, the queues longer, the way you can never find an example to buy next to where it is displayed, the crap catalogue that doesn't show half of what they sell...

Children's books with black writing on dark blue pages. Unless you have all the lights on it can't be read. I need a dim light when trying to read the kids to sleep.

Moany female friends who you aren't in a relationship with who moan at you for not calling them back despite telling them you aren't really a talk on the phone for a chat type person.